Love Daily with Grinding Cat

Recently, comments like “Is there anything I can’t watch? (anger), are you guilty? Can’t you afford it? (beat)” appear in the comment section of video sites.

Kozuken's latest contribution video was clicked "Like" this comment, which directly got the second wall, with 10,000+ people agreeing.

The reason is that when he was live broadcasting the new work of the old Sutong studio, the camera suddenly cut off the black screen, his soft voice and some subtle sounds that could not be distinguished.

You are an old fan of Kozuken. Two or three years ago, when his profile was still in single digits, you paid attention to this "relict jewel of the sea". His popularity is completely within your expectation.

Unlike the later new fans, you knew a long time ago that he had a girl he liked.

Because at that time Kozuken reposted the dynamics of an image design studio.

Only two words.

"mine."

It's not like blowing simple rainbow farts to handsome men and beautiful women on the Internet, but the inexplicable determination and possessiveness climbed along the network cable.

You find the prominent 1 next to the four-digit Followed.

You click in and see a beautiful girl taking a selfie.

Well, if you want to hit it, hit it as a real couple.

You think so, press the follow button, and in the days after that, you will be poked in the heart by cute and lovely girls, and you will become the leader of the team with Kozuken to grab his wife.

Your "rival in love" did something big two days ago.

In the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room, you finish typing in a second, "Are you unable to play? Are you guilty? Is there anything I can't watch? Do I have to take out my driver's license to verify my age!"

After crashing and roaring, the next second backhand continues to input "Dog Kozuken, let go of my wife!!"

On this day, you refresh the dynamics casually. You didn't expect Kozuken, who broke the game record last week, to release a new manuscript, but the lazy weekly update Xiaotao's avatar popped up.

You grab a pack of snacks from the shelf, no one can walk out of her vlog without chewing.

Click to open.

"Hi everyone, this is Xiaotao..."

Recording background as usual.

Just why is the voice so soft?You frown and turn up the volume.

The exquisite kitchen utensils are neatly arranged, and the cup holder next to the coffee machine is hung with creamy yellow couple cups. If you look closely, you can see the three-dimensional orange carrots and gray and white rabbit protrusions on the sides of the cups.

"For audience friends who are wondering why I speak in a breathy voice, let me highlight the key points for you. The content of today's video is quite special. Please see the title is this."

[Super large subtitle: Tricky boyfriend all day long! !I didn't expect him to tell me at the end...

Small subtitles: In the last 2 minutes of the video, there is a first-person view of Mr. Kozuken’s live broadcast on July 7 with a black screen~]

you:……

The hand holding the puffed snacks paused.

"That's right, today my boyfriend, the Kozuken-kun you all know, will show up as the target of being tricked all day—"

After applauding silently, Sakurai Momo turned her head to the side with guilt and glanced in the direction of the door.

She picked up the phone, pointed at the camera, and pointed to the time on the screen.

"It's 07:30 in the morning of July [-]th, and Kozuken is still sleeping. Let me give you a quick overview of the trick plan."

"Because he usually really doesn't like to go out. After my project was born, I deliberately asked him when he had time and procrastinated for two days... There is a problem with not being positive about dating, so I will definitely not be soft today. of."

"Speaking of which, from the perspective of kozuken, today is a long-lost date to the zoo."

She couldn't help laughing: "It's actually a love and prank activity to warm him up for the whole day, you can't think of it."

The camera was picked up by Sakurai Momo, the angle of view was shaken, the palm covered it and then released, focusing on the island table top.

"Tang, clang, clang—as you can see, these are tricky props that will be used today."

"Lemon, mustard, I specially bought cockroaches that can be moved by remote control, fake milk tea, and other things in the cloakroom... You should already know what is in the cloakroom when this video is released."

The video cuts to the front of the juicer.

[Subtitle: Then let's start with the first little prank ww it's not very convenient to talk to the camera today, after he wakes up, he will basically add subtitles later. 】

The camera was placed on the table again, Momo Sakurai picked up the peeled lemon, and there were some fresh green vegetables on the plate.

"The love fruit and vegetable juice for breakfast includes a whole lemon, three celery stalks, an appropriate amount of kale, and a quarter of an apple. I've already cut them up."

The sound of the juicer rumbling.

[Subtitle: Squeeze juice from half a lemon, this formula can detoxify and lose weight, although it won’t taste very good ww]

"There is no need to add ingredients to the thick cheese egg roast and fried asparagus. After all, it needs to be warmed all day long. You can't be too deliberate and let him find out the tricky plan in the morning. Let's see how I can get over it later."

The iris purple long-sleeved knit pajamas are loose, Momo Sakurai's hair is pulled behind her head and is randomly clamped by shark clips, creating a lazy atmosphere.

She bent her eyes and smiled: "Kozuken is very smart. I hope I won't be cheated. If I am cheated, I will go to you and sue."

Simply cooked and seasoned food was placed on a plate with a few small tomatoes, and the camera was fixed next to the vase.

A young man in blue-gray pajamas of the same style and different colors walked to the dining table and sat down, covering his mouth and yawning.

Probably because he just woke up, Kozuken's voice is more nasal than usual in the live broadcast, lazily: "...this angle will capture me."

Caption: I was super nervous! !

Sakurai Momo stumbled and replied: "It's okay, I can cut it out later."

"..." The long-haired boy frowned slightly and said nothing.

Sakurai Momo looked sincere: "But can I take a picture of you today? A dating vlog for couples."

Brows scattered, nodding happily.

Based on your years of understanding of the two of them and your experience as an expert, you picked up the keyboard and typed quickly:

Kozuken was definitely thinking just now why his girlfriend didn't let him show affection in the mirror. This is indeed the first time he has been photographed in person, right?Congratulations to Kozuken for making your dream come true, you are so blessed.

Sakurai Momo absent-mindedly ate a few mouthfuls, and quietly raised her eyes to look at him.

He took the lead in pretending to pick up his cup of green drink, drank half of it in one gulp, and then stared at the grinder.

Subtitle: My glass is celery juice, and I also added green juice powder bought from the supermarket to flavor it (non-Guang! It’s delicious for detoxification!)

Do you think that Kozuken is different from the expressionless manipulation of the keyboard or controller in the live broadcast to fight in the game.

He can only chew and chew obediently in front of his girlfriend, feel the gaze, and stare back with a puzzled face.

Very guilty Sakurai Momo: "..."

Sakurai Momo: "Eat more vegetables, eat asparagus and fruit and vegetable juices!"

He swallowed the thick egg, obediently picked up the handle of the cup, and put it to his mouth.

He sniffed it regretfully, then frowned, showing the expression of a little kid before drinking the bitter medicine, opened his mouth to the rim of the cup, and raised his head slightly.

You hold your breath, the puffed treats are all in your mouth and you forget to chew.

The barrage fills the screen:

……

???

He was bored? ? ?

After finishing, angrily inserted a piece of thick egg with a fork to wash the taste buds.

You type: Is he out of taste hahahahahahahahaha.

The black screen turned back on again, and the two of them were already sitting in the back seat of the taxi, Sakurai Momo slapped her face with great puzzlement.

Subtitle: I asked him if it tasted good... He said that he didn't taste any taste after a short breath, but the aftertaste was a bit sour.

Subtitle: The first trick failed! Damn it!

Kozuken was playing with his mobile phone, and he noticed the situation here from the corner of his eye: "What are you taking pictures of?"

Momo Sakurai turned her face away and looked at it for a few seconds, as if thinking about how to round it.

The empty hand stretched out and pinched Kozuken's face, pressing his fingers until the soft flesh on the face was dented, pinching it twice.

Turning to face the camera with a smile: "After all, it's a dating record."

You ruthlessly sent out the barrage: We will not be the ones being tricked, right?

You have watched some beautiful pictures of beautiful girls feeding a deer and funny memorabilia of a high-cold anchor in the game area falling into the mortal world with an expressionless alpaca.

The scene changes to Sakurai Momo who is queuing alone: ​​"Find a bench and leave the bag over there for Kozuken to look at it. I slipped out."

She reversed the camera and took a picture of the name on the front: "It's a bit hot, so I'm here to buy ice cream. Even though it's not hot, I guess I'll find some excuse to buy it."

A small stick of wasabi rose slowly and appeared in the camera: "Do I have to prepare stomach medicine for Kozuken when I go home, it should be fine."

You type: What kind of stomach medicine does a real man want after eating lemons and not responding.

A large scoop of honey-soaked red beans is poured into the machine-made matcha-flavored ice cream in a cup.

She also bought a glass of vanilla.

Put it on the table next to it, eat it with a bite of matcha, spread some wasabi on a spoon, and then cover it with ice cream.

The camera is hung around the neck, and the lens dangles with the walking, making it difficult to see clearly.

Stop opposite the bench, and the tour bus passes by, separated by the wide main road of the park.

Kozuken sat against the light, looking down at his phone with a calm expression. Compared with the passers-by who were chatting and quickening their pace, they were indifferent and slow.

Sakurai Momo stopped, and the camera refocused. The lens was lowered, but it didn't affect the viewing.

Completely and clearly photographed the running little girl falling straight to the ground.

Chocolate ice cream on the sun-baked pavement.

The little girl sat up, the front of the dress was stained with dirty dust, she covered her knees, and cried loudly.

Kozuken raised his head and looked left and right but couldn't find the child's parents.

With a look of embarrassment on her face, she couldn't do anything while holding the phone two steps away.

... There is even a feeling of wanting to run away.

You type: Shocked!The online game Shashen [-]D is actually the late stage of social terror.

Kozuken rarely shoots life videos, and most of the manuscripts are screen recordings or live commentary for stand-alone game promotion.

At this moment, the barrage is basically "A Zhai's true face reveals ww", "even Kozuken can't escape the fateful attribute"...

Momo Sakurai moved quickly, stuffing the ice cream cup into Kozuken's hand, and when he helped the little girl up, the big pieces of clothing fabric blurred the camera but didn't cut it.

[Subtitle: After thinking about it for a while, I decided to process this mosaic and release it. 】

[Subtitle: I was very scared when adding the post-production, even if there is one more person in this video, I will be vigilant when I encounter this situation in the future.Of course, it's best if this doesn't happen again. 】

Question marks floated across the screen.

From a squatting perspective, because the camera is on the road, only the sound can be heard because the camera is on the neck.

Sakurai Momo asked, "Where are Mom and Dad?"

She was out of breath from crying.

Sakurai Momo let her sit on the bench and took it easy.

Squatting in front of her, he took out a wet tissue from his bag: "Look at your knees, it's black and dirty, can I wipe off some dust for you?"

The black-haired little girl who looked like a porcelain doll choked up her sobs, but pressed her small palm on Sakurai Momo's forehead and rubbed her hair: "Good boy, it doesn't hurt."

Sakurai Momo stared blankly for a while, the dimple was filled with sunlight: "It doesn't hurt."

Squatting down to get in the way of the camera, Momo Sakurai took off the neck strap and handed it to Grind.

After simply wiping, she turned her head and said to the person behind the camera: "...wet wipes must be disinfected after wiping."

Without him in the picture, you can only hear Kozuken muffled: "Well, the visitor center is over there, walk there for about 10 minutes."

[Subtitle: Because no parents showed up after sitting there for a few minutes, the child didn't respond to the questions about the parents, so he decided to take him to the visitor center first. 】

The boy set up the camera with a high angle of view.

All I could see was a head with loose black hair, and vanilla-flavored ice cream appeared in the child's hands.

Take a bite, hold your hand, swallow, let go of your hand and take another bite, cycle.

He didn't show his face the whole time.

"Give me the camera, and I'll ask you to eat that cup of ice cream. I just had a mouthful of matcha and it was a bit bitter."

[Subtitle: That's right, even so, even if the surface of the ice cream melts, I still haven't given up on my tricks. 】

From the chaotic leveling shot.

Kozuken paused when he heard that, and looked down at the half-melted ice cream, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Eat some more." The spoon was brought to his mouth.

Sakurai Momo: "."

Sakurai Momo: "???"

You type: Hahahahahahahaha haha ​​who turns over, I won't say it, it is definitely turning away and found a touch of green oil.It means ice cream, nothing else.

In the end, no one ate the wasabi-flavored sundae during the frantic push and pull, and was interrupted by a man who called "Mayuko" from a distance and kept shrinking in distance, knocking Sakurai Momo off and pulling the little girl away.

Momo Sakurai looked at the man, the position of the camera in his hand remained unchanged, and you saw Kozuken frowning.

You typed and sent a barrage: What kind of attitude! !It slapped so hard that I could hear it on the computer side!

The man didn't say thank you, and without turning his head, he was about to pull the little girl in the opposite direction, walking in a hurry.

"Well...the wound on the knee is better to go to the visitor center to deal with it. It's the building in front of you."

While Sakurai Momo was speaking, the camera turned in that direction unconsciously.

Everyone could see the little girl turned her head and stared at Sakurai Momo.

The man walked faster and said perfunctorily, "It's okay."

[Subtitle: At that time, I was actually a little hesitant. 】

[Subtitle: Looking back at Kozuken frowning, he also felt very wrong. 】

The familiar male voice was so flustered that the weak voice was loud: "Wait!"

The camera shakes, and a soft but firm voice: "Take her to the visitor center and wipe it with iodophor, uncle."

"Huh? I want you to..."

"Or are you afraid of going in and causing trouble?"

"What do you mean by [beep——][beep——], I just took my daughter away and I haven't said you..."

[Subtitle: TAT, don't be so reckless like me, I was almost beaten up, but fortunately Mr. K saw the situation was wrong and called the security. 】

A scene surrounded by two security guards.

Photo of the little girl sitting in the visitor center.

[Subtitle: Mr. K and I trusted the visitor center very much, and left after leaving the number at the request of the staff. 】

[Subtitle: Received this message that afternoon. 】

[Number mosaic: Excuse me, I got your contact information from the zoo staff.I'm ashamed to say that today I just went back to get an ice cream, and I didn't watch my daughter, which caused you a lot of trouble.Hearing the whole picture from the staff, sitting at home and typing at this moment is still deep in fear and fear...]

You type: I'm... really speechless, I really want to post an expression, I found the little sugar pill sold by people. jpg (finger. flick)

[Subtitle: After receiving this message, I broadcast the call, and on the other end was a woman whose voice was trembling. 】

[Subtitle: I later learned that not only children, but even disadvantaged women who are prone to "injury" may encounter this situation in crowded streets. 】

[Subtitle: As long as passers-by hesitate whether it is a housework or not, they will succeed more than half. 】

[Subtitle: Unfortunately, my original intention of submitting this article is to open the box with slow-paced food that heals food and enhances happiness. Today, there are more negative energy things. 】

[Subtitle: But I hope it makes sense.Maybe it's really running away from home, maybe it's a real couple/couple quarreling, maybe it will really cause you some verbal troubles while making a false alarm, but those cautions are definitely meaningful. 】

[Subtitle: qvq But please don't be as reckless as me. 】

On the back seat of the taxi home, Sakurai rested her head on Grinding's shoulder sleepily.

Grinding, who was paying close attention to her emotions, raised his hand and patted her head: "... I always feel that I am a bit inferior."

Momo Sakura hooked him, took his palms with both hands, and gently pressed the knuckles: "No."

"If I were a tiger, I would definitely rush over and give him a few punches first, super manly, that would be super handsome."

The thumb is across the second joint, and the grinding fingers are bent to hold it, and the thumb pad lightly rubs against her healthy bloody nails.

She asked earnestly, "Then what if two people are beaten together?"

Grinding: "...Why do I set it to 100% and get beaten?"

She laughed out loud: "It's good to grind like this. Double impulse is 100% beaten. In fact, you are taking care of me."

[Subtitle: Above! 】

[Subtitle: Our tricky activities are still going on! 】

"It's 18:30 in the evening. Mr. Kozuken is going to take a shower when he gets home. Take advantage of this and pour our fake milk tea and cockroaches onto the computer desk."

She stretched out her hand and poked the fake water, which had a good effect, and it was soft.

"And then this is the remote control for manipulating the cockroaches."

Similar to the joystick of a claw machine, it controls the prop cockroaches to crawl left and right.

"...It's so scary that I want to smash it with my slippers."

"The next step is the relay of the action camera in this study. I hid in the corner of the shelf and manipulated it."

[Subtitle: The following is taken by a sports camera. 】

With a towel hanging around his neck, Kozuken walked to the live broadcast station and fell into thought while looking at the mess on the table.

With a calm face, he continued to wipe his dripping hair with a towel.

Fake cockroaches crawling in the shadows.

Papa fell from the table to the floor.

keep crawling.

The person who operated the remote control must have never driven a toy racing car when he was a child, and his skills were extremely poor. The cockroach went around in a circle and turned over without stopping the car.

Show off the battery panels and the four wheels whirling around.

Sakurai Momo: "..."

Grinding: "..."

You: Hahahahahahahaha Kozuken's heart makes me think about how to pretend to be scared.

The scene cuts to the cloakroom.

Sakurai Momo cried and said: "Big failure, it's a trick of big failure."

"Mr. Kozuken started a live broadcast, and I told him that we need to do unboxing cooperation with clothes...but I feel that I have been seen through!!"

She carried a pile of clothes and spread them out on the shoe-changing stool: "Mr. Kozuken is broadcasting the new work of the Alchemist series recently. The trick I plan to do tonight is when the host's boyfriend suddenly sees a character from the game behind him."

"There are more than two hours left before the 30-hour speedrunning record. If you fail, you will be comforted by your girlfriend, and if you succeed, you will celebrate."

"The reason for this trick is too serious, it's just me."

Danmaku: ...not good, very bad, after eating dog food all day, there is still a huge portion stuffed in.

Barrage: It's too late to quit now! !run! !A dog can't get sharked twice in armor! !

An accelerated clock appears in the lower left corner, fast forwarding the waiting process of playback.

"It's almost there. I'll change my clothes first, and then I'll rely on the action camera I haven't taken away from the study."

[Subtitle: For the convenience of eating, the live recording screen of the day is made into a small window and placed here ο(·ω＜)☆】

[Subtitle: I have tried my best not to restore it, some differences are innate, so I don’t need to add a few at home, sorry. 】

The action camera is shooting at Kozuken who is reading the barrage chat after the record is successfully refreshed. The small window in the lower right corner is the screen recording of the live broadcast room.

In order to restore the character, although Sakurai Momo tried hard to walk lightly, the hard-soled short boots still made a rattling sound on the wooden floor.

Luckily Grind came with headphones.

The live room brushes up:

[Hey, there seems to be someone behind you. ]

[scary footsteps]

[Did you stray into the horror live broadcast room? ]

You: ...Naive, it's obviously a dog food live broadcast room.

The barrage of the video is complaining:

[Damn it, I saw the comment I posted two days ago, the good society died, it was me who was tricked, right! ]

Hat, wig, suspenders, mini jacket, miniskirt, leg ring, one leg, knee-high black silk, fully equipped cosplay.

Momo Sakurai waved her hand at the action camera first, grinding her fingers, and made a gesture of encouragement.

You: Kozuken you are so blessed.

Sakurai Momo stooped quietly and walked to the back of the gaming chair, stood up abruptly, covered her grinding eyes, leaned over to his ear, and said in a low voice:

"Hello, adventurer, have you seen my doll? She has long blonde hair and wears a cute beret. Well...she's about this tall."

Sakurai Momo's wrist was lightly held down, and you watched for the second time only to find that Kozuken's lips curved into a curved and indulgent smile in the shadow under the palm.

It is completely different from the usual expressionless face, either killing people in the game or being a wicked bastard bullying the pig monsters in the game.

You silently held the corners of your mouth to make your aunt's smile look less distorted.

Kozuken looked up as the hand covering his eyes was held in the boy's palm without too much force.

Pressed the keyboard with an empty hand.

The live recording screen in the lower right corner is dimmed.

Your wicked love rival said, "Since it's my record, then just show it to me alone."

You were frantically asking questions:? ? ?

Your wicked love rival spoke again: "Then today's live broadcast ends here——"

From today's perspective, I realized that Kozuken, a lack of virtue, opened his arms to your wife while saying the concluding remarks, wanting to hug and act like a baby.

He even glanced vaguely at the sports camera that he had discovered hidden away a long time ago, and the corners of his lips curled up into a smile. There was a little bit, no, there was a lot of showing off.

You continue to ask questions today:? ? ?

The look of the question mark is very similar to the embarrassed look two days ago.

Obviously, the Alchemist series, as otaku games c-service restoration characters, more or less have large areas of white skin.

All——all were covered by Kozuken, and only the boy's arms could be seen in the waistless clothes.

you:? ? ?Are you okay? You! !

The video cuts to a kiss.

[Subtitle: qwq I've been sanctioned, and I won't play tricks on him anymore, I'm so tired of working hard. 】

At that moment, you heard the sound of heartbreaking.

You are angry and comment and three times:

"Is there anything I can't watch? (angry), are you guilty? Are you too tired? (beating)"

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The author has something to say:

Can't afford it? (angry)

Hey, the cover of my dog ​​Juanjuan has been changed, it’s cute, the art is so cute!The artist praised me and the little Pomeranian for being cute (proud face)

感谢在2022-08-2901:07:20~2022-08-3101:01:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Zhishi; 8 bottles of echo; 1 bottle of garlic slices;

stick stick stick stick ~