The daily life of retired police dogs

Learning to understand human language is a little bit challenging for animals, but it will be very rewarding when you succeed.And if you can understand what humans are saying, you can also avoid many misunderstandings caused by differences in communication and body language, and you can also enhance more feelings——

In short, it is all good. The only difficulty is that you still need to learn to understand, and the language difficulty is also a bit high.

"Anyway, I bet this Shiba Inu will drive Katie crazy in her studies."

Crow, who had already fought with Karubin, pecked at his dark feathers. He wondered if he had won any fight today. He was in a good mood: "After all, Shiba Inu's IQ, hey~~"

The little Shiba Inu is not that stupid, it's just that it can't make a turn occasionally.And Shiba Inu is very stubborn, since he decided to learn, even if the king of heaven told him that he couldn't learn it, he must become a master of language.

"Teacher! Teacher Katie!"

Hearing this voice, Katie subconsciously wanted to hide under the corridor to pretend she wasn't there, but she was getting bigger and bigger, almost as big as two pillows, and the corridor would definitely not be able to block her figure.

Listening to Xiaoyang and Carubin's snickering, Katie looked at the little Shiba Inu wagging its tail vigorously at her with a headache, always feeling a little dark in front of her eyes.

"Cough, Jianggu."

Although he didn't know why Katie was staring at him no matter what he did in the past two days, and the daily sprint of three kilometers turned into five kilometers, making him paralyzed, Matsuda Jinpei still felt Katie's fatigue.This fatigue is not physical, but more inclined to mental weakness.

"Hello, your family."

Seeing Rei Furutani's face full of "my child is the best", Matsuda Jinhei really wanted to puncture all kinds of fantasies about Shiba Inu in his mind: "Is it a little unintelligent?"

"Matsuda, are you suspicious of Haro?"

"It's true, my Katie is on the verge of a nervous breakdown."

Spreading his hands in a rascally way, seeing his former classmate's expression change, he sat down directly next to him, unwrapped the chopsticks in the cafeteria, and said sincerely, "Do you know that my Titi hasn't slept well recently."

What does this have to do with him.

"Of course it was tortured by your Haro."

The two hid in a corner for friendly communication, and Matsuda Jinhei really felt that when Hello came, both Katie and himself seemed to have encountered some special circumstances.Normally, he wouldn't care what Katie taught Harrow, but every time Harrow left, he could feel the kind of hatred that Katie stared at him.

He is also very wronged, anyway, he is also working hard to walk the dog, grooming every day and taking a bath once a week, he is working hard, okay?

"Because of your Haro, she eats less now!"

Rei Fuguya originally wanted to be sarcastic, but he stopped when he heard Matsuda Jinpei's complaint. Seeing his friend's obviously worried look, he also felt a little wrong: "Hello, you should be very good. We are not secretly watching behind the glass door. Have you ever taught them?"

Although they couldn't understand the dog's language, the two of them were of course worried that their dog would suffer. They looked behind the door for a long time to confirm that the two dogs got along well before they were relieved.Besides, Harrow's study progress is very unusual, and he has started to refuse food training in the past two days.

"Every time your Harrow learns, it's the hairs that fall from my Titi's head."

"...dogs just shed hair."

"Then you tell me, why did my Titi lose her appetite after accepting your disciple Harrow?"

Other factors have not changed. According to the control variables, it is definitely a problem that the Shiba Inu is tormenting!

Katie is also a little curious about this matter. Of course, her food intake did not suddenly lose her appetite, but gradually decreased. When she and Matsuda Jinpei found out, she suddenly found that her food intake had returned to its original size .

"Katie was in a reverse growth period before, so of course she would eat more."

Hui Yuanai, who was contacted in a hurry, thought that something serious happened to Katie, and rushed to check it out before he heaved a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter now."

"If it weren't for Dr. Huiyuan, we'd still draw a tube of blood... oh!"

Pushed to the side by Katie's slap, Matsuda howled pretendingly, and then angrily pressed Gouzi who wanted to push him away again: "Katie, I'm doing it for you."

Then she doesn't want to draw blood, absolutely not! !

Seeing the tossing of one person and one dog, Hui Yuanai stared at the report, especially the measured height of Katie, thought about it, and nodded to Matsuda Jinping: "There is no need to draw blood, and doing it frequently is not good for the dog itself. Great. Officer Matsuda, I want to conduct a special inspection on Katie, can you avoid it?"

avoid?

It is rare for the owner to avoid the pet inspection, but considering that Katie is a police dog and there are many wounds on her body that may need to be kept secret, Matsuda Jinhei nodded and left the consultation room very neatly.However, before walking out the door, he couldn't help turning his head pitifully and grabbing the door frame.

"Then Dr. Huiyuan, will you tell me the results of the examination?"

"..."

"..."

Seeing the pitiful face of this curly-haired handsome guy, Hui Yuanai raised his hand and rubbed his temples angrily and amusedly, and pointed out by the way: "Look at your performance."

"Then, Katie, don't panic, I'm just outside."

Seeing Katie's speechless expression, Hui Yuan smiled sadly, reached out and rubbed her ear, and said in a low voice, "Then first, can Miss Katie take an IQ test with me?"

IQ test?what to test

Noticing the seriousness of Hui Yuan Ai's expression, Katie tilted her head and saw a subtle expression after she took out a booklet and spread it out to her.

Didan primary school first grade entrance test paper.

"Oh, it's too simple."

Seeing Katie's speechless expression, Hui Yuan let out a mournful laugh, and happily handed in the Mandarin paper: "But as far as I know, Miss Katie doesn't know fifty-tone, right?"

"..."

But, damn it, how did she find out that she was illiterate!

"No matter how you think about it, it's easy to find out, right?"

Wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, Hui Yuanai finally couldn't hold back seeing Katie as if she was threatening, and laughed heartily at her: "Then I'll change you a third-grade one?"

Forget it, she has no hands and can't write, it's the same.

"If you need it, it's okay for me to dictate to you, and some things really need to be confirmed before I can communicate with that mean and hateful guy."

Who is that mean and nasty guy?If it's not Matsuda Jinpei, then it's Fuguya Rei?

Seeing that Hui Yuanai drew a paper for himself to read the questions again, calculated the math problems for a while, and then responded to some articles. After all the tests were completed, the girl in the white coat put the things aside, and spoke after thinking: " I think Miss Kitty, you are only subject to a restriction now, if the restriction is removed..."

If the restriction is removed?

"You can go to the fifth grade of primary school, isn't it amazing?"

"..."

Oh, woman, you don't tell the truth again.

Seeing her lying back speechlessly, Hui Yuanai chuckled lightly, and tried to calm his voice after sorting out the materials in his hand: "But in fact, the knowledge that most people can use in their daily lives is only There is basically no problem until junior high school or elementary school.”

So?

"Miss Kitty is very smart. She can understand what I'm saying, can teach other dogs, and can communicate with Officer Matsuda."

These three points are enough to prove that Katie is different from other dogs. Whether it is because of her talent or the increase in IQ caused by training, or because of the drug relationship, Huiyuan always feels that she should have overlooked something. What.

It's a pity that she still has too much research on APTX4869, and it's impossible for her to continue this kind of research. It seems that it would be good to become a beautiful genius transfer student of Didan High School and then go to Dongda University for fun.

However, the medicine in Katie's body is a "medicine" that she has never seen or studied, and whose purpose is unknown.

Katie's lifespan is shortening rapidly every day. She has been working hard on research, but she can't do anything.

"Then the next question, do you need me to tell Officer Matsuda about your test?"

Pretending not to see Hui Yuan Ai as if she had torn off a few hairs, Katie shook her head after thinking for a while.It's not that she doesn't want Matsuda Jinpei to know that she is now equivalent to a fifth grade elementary school student, but this intuitive comparison may disrupt the current relationship between her and Matsuda Jinpei.

To be honest, she still likes to go shopping in the commercial street, and also likes to do housework with Matsuda Jinpei.Now if you say "your dog's IQ is equivalent to that of a fifth-grade elementary school student", she is not used to Matsuda Jinpei treating herself as an elementary school student.

"Well, then I won't say. But Miss Katie, 'fifth grade' is just a simple definition. People can continue to learn throughout their lives, and so do you."

Seeing her determined and peaceful smile with a bit of worry, Katie couldn't hold back and rubbed her head lightly at her, then jumped up and pressed the doorknob, pushed the door open and squeezed herself out, ready to Take Matsuda Jinping home.

"This is really..."

Seeing Katie opening the door so proficiently, Huiyuan sighed, lowered his head very seriously, and put the few hairs that Katie had pulled off into his box.

She still didn't want Katie to live for such a short year, and doing everything she could to keep her alive was much better than doing all she could to the mice.

But looking at Katie's state and the blood test done some time ago, her cell aging rate is rapidly increasing, and it is very likely that she will not survive this winter.

"What kind of testing are you doing? It's so mysterious."

Seeing that Katie didn't answer him, Matsuda Jinpei got excited instead, and began to ask curiously: "Dr. Haibara didn't draw your blood, did he pluck your hair? Are there any other physical examination items? Just that kind of thing?" Did you also ask you to do the listening and identifying in Kung Fu movies?"

Hi, this man is annoying.

Although it was annoying to think about it, Katie wagged her tail very frequently. Every guess made by Matsuda Jinpei would make her occasionally nod in affirmation or shake her head in denial.

"So from now on, you still need to exercise well and eat well... Oh, Dr. Huiyuan asked me to give you some cod liver oil and calcium tablets to increase the nutrition of your lower bones."

Damn it, she hates the smell of cod liver oil, can you secretly share this with Carubin?

Cats will definitely love this stuff.

"I don't like cod liver oil, so let's go buy some ribs!"

Okay, although I don't know who likes to eat it, but it's good to be able to eat ribs.

After I got home and sorted out my things, I happily went to the supermarket with one person and one dog, happily doing my weekly routine shopping.In the middle of the walk, Katie suddenly raised her head and sniffed, becoming alert as if she smelled some criminal.

"Huh? What's the matter Titi? What did you find?"

Hmm, not sure, I'll have to check it out.

Seeing Katie's eyes sharpen instantly, Matsuda Jinhei thought about it and decided not to startle the snake, Xiaobu followed behind Katie, pretending to choose goods, and turned towards the direction Katie indicated——

"Why should I buy things, why should I buy soy sauce and miso, my son is for..."

The muttering Kuroba Kaito seemed to have sensed something, turned around stiffly in the condiment area, then slowly lowered his head, and saw the big dog that he would never forget in his life.

How could he, his lifelong enemy, appear here! !

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"The Empress's Marriage", ID: 7158783, also known as "The Empress Dowager Fengao and Her Beautiful But Useless Consort of the Science and Technology House"

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Once he traveled through a dynasty and became the empress dowager of the Daqing Dynasty, He Cheng had been thinking about what kind of queen he would choose since he was Jiji.

Family doesn't matter, the main thing is to be obedient, timid, manage people, and good-looking is the best.

It's a pity that Daqing's son-in-law is not allowed to enter the court. I see how charming the handsome face is, but the handsome face sees me avoiding snakes and scorpions——

All right, according to what my father said, if she can't get married, she will grab one.

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If the Daqing Dynasty is a female emperor, the queen is not allowed to go to court, not to contact courtiers, and not to go against her will...

And the most important thing is to prevent differences in the queen's family. The queen has no connection with the family and is equivalent to leaving the clan.

The hand that was cutting the wood paused slightly, looking at the empress dowager passing by in the street, the corners of the mouth of the young master of the Duke's Mansion, who was as transparent as a person, curled up, and he laughed lightly when he was caught on the horse by the bright and beautiful girl.

In the world, it is often said that the young master of the Duke's Mansion is ignorant and incompetent, his brain is like a rotten tree, and he cannot understand poetry, calligraphy, and ink.

Until that year when the empress led the army and pulled out fifty heavy artillery made by the son-in-law against the cavalry on the grassland——

Sir, times have changed!

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 50 bottles of KinkoL; 1 bottle of radish;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!