Straight Guy's Edible Guide

"Brother Xie, where are you going next?"

Feng Yuan drove slowly, just now he heard from Xie Ansheng that he had resigned from Xiao Moqian, and he really supported Brother Xie's decision.

Xie Ansheng irritably brushed his wind-torn hair twice, and said, "Of course I'm going home, otherwise where would I go?"

"And then?" Feng Yuan asked again.

Then... Xie Ansheng didn't speak, and began to think carefully about his next plan.

To be honest, Xie Ansheng has no real skills other than beating people, and he doesn't want to go to Fatty Lin's car dealership. He lives with Fatty Lin's spittle every day. Things are dry, and the fire in his heart can't be suppressed, and he can't help but burn his broken car dealership.

Looking back, Feng Yuan knew that this person was unreliable. He had never seen him so distressed when he was doing the test.

"Why don't you go to work at my place?" Feng Yuan had long wanted to help Xie Ansheng, but he couldn't find the opportunity before.

Xie Ansheng glanced at him lazily, and answered without delay, "No."

Feng Yuan knew this was the result, took a deep breath, and made a long-term plan to fight Xie An, "No, brother Xie, listen to me, you used to cover me, but now we don't Isn't it embarrassing? Let's talk about it..." He turned his head and looked at Xie Ansheng affectionately: "As a brother, you have this life, but no future life!"

Xie Ansheng ignored his convulsions, and said coldly, "You should watch the road first."

Feng Yuan thought that he was still driving, so he immediately turned back and sat upright, looking ahead.He still did not forget to give Xie Ansheng a profound ideological education: "Brother Xie, you can't be so cold to me every time. We have been brothers for more than ten years, so I understand you and know that you are cold on the outside. As hard as ice, but as passionate as fire in my heart..."

There was a red light ahead, Feng Yuan could have passed, but he couldn't hold back these words in his heart, he just braked to a stop, and suddenly scared several cars behind him to jump, he was in a hurry, and finally did not rear-end.

However, those car owners were furious one by one. They pushed down the car windows one after another, leaned out half of their bodies, and yelled at Feng Yuan.

Xie Ansheng raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help laughing when he heard a series of greetings to Feng Yuan□, "Did you hear that, greetings to your brother."

Feng Yuan opened the window angrily and replied: "My impotence is none of your business! Anyway, I only use the back and not the front. If you have the guts, you will explode my ass!"

After finishing speaking, he no longer cared about the scolding behind him, closed the window, turned around and continued to urge Xie Ansheng.Then when I turned around, I saw Brother Xie's terrified expression, "Second Mom, are you really using the back?!"

Hearing this kind address after so many years, Feng Yuan was filled with emotion, and looked at Xie Ansheng as if looking at his lost youth.

After the emotion was over, Feng Yuan lowered his face and looked at Xie Ansheng unhappy: "How is that possible? Do you look at me like a gay?"

After getting along with several homosexuals, Xie Ansheng has a bit of insight into this kind of people. He looked at Feng Yuan from left to right, and couldn't bear to tell Feng Yuan that he really has the potential to be gay. The tragic truth of tears.

"Second Mom, you should be a big man at first glance. Find a wife and be filial to your mother."

Even though I thought that way in my heart, how could one catch a homosexual in this society?

"Don't worry, I already have a goal. Although I am not top-notch, I have a really good heart. When I was abroad, she made me spicy food every day, so that I could get used to the days without chili." Feng Yuanyi The face was dreamy, and the rippling pink bubbles could blind Xie Ansheng's eyes.

"Your mother won't make it for you?" Xie Ansheng couldn't help asking.

"Don't mention it." Feng Yuan looked displeased, "My mother became a Christian at some point, and she was completely fascinated! I expect her to cook for me? If I don't pour holy water every day, I'm already on my knees to thank the old man. God."

Xie An was overjoyed, "Oh, that's such a pity, back then I really liked your mother's fried pork with chili."

"Let Zhaorui do it for you next time." Feng Yuan smirked.

Xie Ansheng knew who this Zhaorui was as soon as he heard it. Looking at the happy Feng Yuan, he smiled sincerely, "Then remember to send me a wedding invitation."

Feng Yuan said coyly, "I will work hard."

Then he looked up and saw that the green light was on.

"Oh, it's all the fault of those grandchildren, all the time wasted!" Feng Yuan cursed in a low voice, and restarted the car helplessly.

While driving, he continued to preach without giving up: "Let's continue, brother Xie, you can't just show me the passion in your heart, you have to show it to the girls! Look at you, how many hooks can you get with just this face?" Good girl, if you say a few more nice words, won't your life's event be settled?"

"When did you see that I was so passionate?" Xie An gave a black line.

Feng Yuan laughed, "Do you really think that I don't know where the little yellow books I lost in those years are? In fact, there were many better ones in my place at that time, but it's a pity that you didn't ask me for them."

He shook his head pretendingly, and looked at Xie Ansheng sympathetically, as if he regretted not appreciating those more beautiful pornographic books.

Xie Ansheng turned his eyes to the outside of the car in embarrassment, "Second Mother Feng, don't be mean, which country has such good Fengshui that it can turn you into this disgusting appearance!"

Feng Yuan curled his lips, "I still said we were brothers, but now I forgot which country I went to. Sigh, there is this life, not the next life..."

"Forget it, forget it, I won't be poor with you. You should think about the suggestion I just said." Seeing that Xie Ansheng closed his eyes and looked deaf, Feng Yuan sighed, his small eyes stared at him seriously. Xie Ansheng, "Brother Xie, I'm not a rich man, but I can definitely give you a hand. You're not too young, you don't think about yourself, you also think about your aunt? You don't have to go to my place, find a stable It's a bit of work, won't you settle down?"

After being silent for a while, Xie Ansheng smiled, "It's alright, you're so talkative, Rory. One radish and one hole, how much can your small company do? I can't squeeze other people down when I go."

As soon as Feng Yuan heard that there was something interesting, he immediately said: "Isn't it okay for you to go and become the Supreme Emperor? I am working on a logistics company. Although it is not big, there is still room for digging a hole for you!"

Xie Ansheng wiped his face, "That's fine, you can arrange it, don't engage in special treatment, you know I'm tired of those unlucky things that are calculated and calculated."

Feng Yuan's small eyes were about to stop laughing, "Don't worry, confidentiality measures must be in place, absolutely private patrols!"

Xie Ansheng smiled wryly at him, "Tsk, I just now realize that I'm really useless, now I'll just hang around for a few more years, and then I'll go home and farm for my mother."

"Then why, brother Xie, you can take your aunt to live here, she is so lonely at home alone. Besides, you can't be so pessimistic. Didn't you tell me before that a man should aim everywhere, how can he go back to his hometown What about farming?"

"Drive, watch the road!"

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Returning to his sparrow nest, Xie Ansheng felt a little strange.

The furnishings in the room are the same as when he left, but it's been a long time since he didn't live there, so it's inevitable that there will be a layer of dust floating around.Xie Ansheng was not a clean freak, but he couldn't just stay here, so he directly suppressed Comrade Feng Yuan, who was the driver, and worked as a coolie for him.

Comrade Feng Yuan, who was squeezed out of his labor, was not dissatisfied. He rolled up his sleeves with a smile and started working as a part-time aunt.

Seeing the dartboard on the kitchen door, he grinned silly and said, "Who is this guy? He really looks like a rotten orange."

Xie Ansheng, who was washing the quilt in the toilet, took a look back and couldn't help laughing when he saw Lin Wunan's ugly face, "You think so too? This person is my former boss, a whole vampire, especially Hate."

As soon as Feng Yuan heard it, he pointed at Fatty Lin's rosy nose and yelled, "Hey, orange essence! How dare you bully me, brother Xie! Take my old Feng with a dart!"

Right on target?Xie Ansheng looked back suspiciously, and saw Feng Yuan obscenely picking up the dart he had just shot and sticking it into Fatty Lin's nose, with his hips crossed and his face proud.

Xie Ansheng covered his face, he shouldn't overestimate this girl's IQ!

"Ouch!"

Xie Ansheng's screams were suddenly heard in the toilet, Feng Yuan hurried over to take a look, and was speechless: "Brother Xie, why did you wash the sheets and wash your face with washing powder, ouch, it hurts just looking at it..."

So at this time, both brothers began to worry deeply about each other's IQ.

"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and give me a boost!" Xie Ansheng yelled at Feng Yuan angrily, in pain from being burned by the washing powder ao (third sound).

"Then hold on! I'll use the light tool to save you right away!" Feng Yuan immediately ran into the toilet, picked up the shower, pointed it at Xie Ansheng's face, and turned it on to the maximum.

Xie Ansheng was particularly curious about what the bright props he was talking about, and squinted his eyes to see what happened, but before he could see clearly, a powerful jet of water came towards his face.

"Ow!!!!"

Then the only sound left in the restroom was brother Xie's screams.

After a while of flying around, the washing powder on Xie Ansheng's face was finally washed off, but his whole body was wet from being teased by Feng Yuan.

Xie Ansheng angrily took the towel that Feng Yuan graciously handed over, wiped his face clean, looked at Feng Yuan hesitantly, and couldn't help but ask: "That... what is a bright item?"

Feng Yuan said: "The light item is a super weapon that can defeat the forces of darkness and rescue the underground creatures from the hands of the black master."

Xie Ansheng felt that what Feng Yuan said was inexplicable, he didn't know what Marshal Hei was.But how can Xiao Xie, who has always been pretending to be coercive, continue to ask?

So he nodded his head pretending to be deep, "Super weapon, it matches me very well."

Feng Yuan took a deep look at Xie Ansheng, and then looked back at the shower.

Ahhhhh, what a special match!

"My old grandson! My old grandson! Live in Huaguo Mountain! Ouch!! I found the precious Ruyi Golden Cudgel—"

Xie Ansheng poked Feng Yuan, "Your phone is ringing."

Feng Yuan took out his mobile phone and took a look. He was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at Xie Ansheng, "Brother Xie, your mother."

The author has something to say: Thank you to the girl who supported me and let me know that I am not alone in the stand-alone...

==I wrote ten chapters out of the three chapters of the outline, ah, I'm really not trying to make up the word count! !

As soon as I write about the interactions and dialogues it starts to go on and on, and I'm so verbose, really.