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After suffering a series of blows, Xie Ansheng went to his bedroom to change clothes with a dark face.

As soon as he put a foot in his little white underwear, the mobile phone rang. With the super loud volume of the counterfeit phone and the loud soprano voice, Xie Ansheng was startled, and the underwear fell from his hand.

Xie Ansheng is used to stuffing his phone under his pillow, but he forgot to take it out yesterday.But at this time, the bell didn't come from under the pillow, but from the crack in the bed.Xie Ansheng simply put his underwear aside, lay down on the bed naked, and scraped in the cracks of the bed for a long time before touching the cold phone case.

When he took out the black copycat phone, his entire face turned green.

What is the white TT hanging on it and the milky liquid with a fishy smell inside!Is the habit of stuffing it into the crack of the bed after use up because I want my young master to pay homage to your murdered children and grandchildren every night! ?

He really wanted to tear those two shameless guys, Li Yusen and Hua Mo, apart.

Xie Ansheng was disgusted and disgusted, wrapped TT in paper and threw it into the trash can, and then connected the phone with his bare buttocks.

"Thank you brother! Save me!"

The familiar voice made his heart tighten, and Xie Ansheng said calmly: "Feng Yuan? What happened to you?"

Feng Yuan didn't speak, and the phone was taken away by another person.

"Xie Ansheng."

Xie Ansheng's pupils shrank, and he said coldly, "Bai Shaonan? What's your purpose in capturing Feng Yuan?"

Bai Shaonan chuckled, "It's rare that little brother Xie remembered me this time. Originally, my purpose was very simple, but brother Xie, you were too uncooperative, so I had to wrong Feng Yuan."

"That person was you that day?!" Xie Ansheng immediately thought of the person who asked him to steal the Xiao family's information, and when he thought of Bai Shaonan's purpose, Xie Ansheng couldn't help but gasp, "Bai Shaonan, are you crazy?! How dare you take advantage of the Xiao family? Are you not afraid that I will tell Xiao Moqian!?"

"My little brother Xie, why are you so innocent?" Bai Shaonan laughed happily on the other end of the phone.

"Compared to the Xiao family, they are elephants, and I'm an ant. How dare I play against the Xiao family?" Bai Shaonan mocked lightly, and said, "Didn't your Brother Zhao tell you? It's not a solid piece of iron. On the face of it, Young Master Xiao and Second Young Master Xiao are fighting like hell... Otherwise, what do you think Xiao Moqian would do instead of being his movie star and come to Zhenxi City? "

Xie Ansheng said in disbelief, "You mean, he's not here for vacation?"

Bai Shaonan snorted softly, "A vacation is a vacation, but an asylum is real!"

"He and Young Master Xiao are brothers from the same mother, so naturally they are of the same mind. And I also work for the Xiao family, but to be precise, I work for Second Young Master Xiao."

"But Brother Xie, you are too simple. Zhao Anming pretended to know about this, but he didn't tell you. Isn't he just planning to push you into the fire pit? Oh no, Zhou Yu Huang Gai, one of you is willing to beat the other Willing to suffer." Bai Shaonan smiled gloatingly.

"Even I can't stand it anymore. Could it be that he, Zhao An, doesn't know what kind of person you are? With so many bodyguards around Xiao Moqian, why did he send you out? If you are taking him around for fun, then you now Did you play with Xiao Moqian? The power in Zhenxi City belongs to Young Master Xiao, if Xiao Moqian really wants to find a bodyguard or something, can he use you?"

Bai Shao Nanyue said more and more angrily, as if he was the one who was wronged, "Everyone knows Zhao An's thoughts, but you are stupid enough to use his money to save his son! No matter what Tao Leping said, he was the same as him." As dna's direct son, he has secretly sent someone to protect him, maybe he is still watching you gossip and read jokes! Oh, by the way, that Dr. Li belongs to him."

Xie Ansheng felt that his bare legs were extremely cold, and it went all the way to his heart. He kept roaring in his mind to refute Bai Shaonan's words, but his throat was all stuck in his mouth, and he couldn't utter a word.

He knows what kind of person Zhao An is, but being told one by one by others is like pouring salt on his wounds. All the brotherhood has been corroded by this salt, leaving an empty hole. The mouth is leaking in all directions.

But at least Xiao Moqian is not that kind of person, is he?At least he can comfort himself that it was Zhao An who sold him, not Xiao Moqian.

"What are you going to do?" Xie Ansheng said weakly, as if all his strength had been drained from him.

Hearing his battered voice, Bai Shaonan felt relieved, "I want you to send me that document." After a pause, he spoke falsely, as if he was especially for Xie Ansheng Think about it.

"Don't worry, as long as I get Zhenxi City, I will take good care of you."

"No!" Xie Ansheng refused without even thinking about it, and he was simply stunned.

Bai Shaonan didn't expect him to be so stubborn, and continued to say in that tone of hating iron but not steel: "You really think Xiao Moqian is a little bodyguard? You two have a friendship that breaks through the world. What Bole Maxima, high mountains and flowing water? Don’t be ridiculous, people are just looking at your face, just for fun!”

Bai Shaonan's education level is higher than Zhao An's, at least he has a junior high school diploma, but Xie Ansheng can still find a sense of superiority in front of him-look, even if he is dressed like a dog now, but Isn't he the same illiterate man as before?

"Bole Maxima does not describe friendship, high mountains and flowing water refer to Boya Ziqi, do you have some common sense?"

Bai Shaonan choked for a moment, remained silent for a while, and then said: "... Anyway, it's like this, you should think about it for yourself! Don't talk about you, you have to think about Feng Yuan, right?"

As he said that, Bai Shaonan seemed to beckoning to his subordinates, and Feng Yuan yelled, his voice was so miserable that Xie Ansheng couldn't help wondering if the poisonous snake Bai had used the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty on him.

"What did you do to him? I did it to you back then, don't blame Feng Yuan!"

Bai Shaonan sneered, "That old movie theater on Nan'an Road, tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon, bring the materials, and we'll settle the score!"

After speaking, the phone hung up.

Xie Ansheng stared at the phone with bare back and thought for a long time, not to mention how sad, his heart was in a mess.

Xie Ansheng was full of worries and went downstairs. At the dining table, three people were sitting neatly, each holding a sandwich, looking at him with different expressions.

The sandwich in Li Yusen's hand and the sandwich in Hua Mo's hand are very normal in shape, it is not from Xiao Moqian's handwriting at first glance.

When he sat down, Xiao Moqian brought out a plate containing his exclusive and secret sandwiches, and placed them in front of Xie Ansheng graciously.Xie Ansheng looked at Li Yusen and Hua Mo's, and then at Xiao Moqian's. Under the strong contrast, he suddenly lost his appetite.

Xiao Moqian gave them a warning look, and then the two men who were particularly winking ravaged the sandwich in their hands... Under the stronger contrast, Xie Ansheng lost his appetite even more.

After breakfast, Li Yusen and Hua Mo left.For tomorrow's show, Li Yusen is now going to take Hua Mo to do styling, trying to amaze the audience at a glance.

Xiao Moqian went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, while Xie Ansheng sat on the sofa in a daze.

The sound of dripping water in the kitchen reminded him that the person washing the dishes was his boss.Then, looking back on the little things after coming here, Xie Ansheng found out in a cold sweat that what he did should not be done by a bodyguard.

Of course he didn't believe that Xiao Moqian was such a considerate person to his subordinates, just by looking at his attitude towards those bodyguards in the amusement park that day.

Thinking of what he said last night, Xie Ansheng would not be narcissistic at all to think that Xiao Moqian fell in love with him at first sight.

Could it be that he knew Zhao An's purpose a long time ago, that's why he kept letting himself do what he did?

Thinking of this, Xie Ansheng was very depressed. The friendship he thought broke through the world turned out to be the tolerance of the other party as a back-up lover?

This gap is really not that big.

"Are you watching TV? Is it good?" Xiao Moqian talked to him while washing the dishes, he was very nervous now, the speed of washing the dishes was like a snail crawling along the edge of the plate, and the content of the conversation was not nutritious .

Xie Ansheng replied absent-mindedly: "It looks good."

"What is it playing?" Xiao Moqian asked again.

"TV." Xie Ansheng said.

Xiao Moqian: "..."

When he came out to take a look, it was even more "..." like this.

On the TV, a man in a suit was shouting hoarsely: "No ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, no nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, no nine hundred and ninety-eight, only 98! 98, you can buy it with confidence! You can buy it at a bargain! You can buy it in fashion." You can buy the taste! Spring and autumn explosion underwear, three colors of black and white meat, he who tempts you, let you be a woman 'very' good!"

Xiao Moqian turned his head after reading it, and looked deeply at Xie Ansheng: "You can seduce me even if you're not pretty."

"?" Come back to his senses, Xie Ansheng looked at Xiao Moqian inexplicably, and then moved his gaze to the TV, his eyes widened.Especially when he understood what Xiao Moqian said, he couldn't help but act like Ma Jingtao in his heart - "I'm going to suffocate."

Sitting next to Xie Ansheng, Xiao Moqian stretched out his long arms and hugged him into his arms. Before Xie Ansheng recovered from Ma Jingtao's state, he was slapped on the cheek with a "chirp".

"Baby, what are you thinking?"

Xie Ansheng reflexively pushed him away and stood up, rubbing the goose bumps on his arms, "Xiao Moqian, be normal!"

Xiao Moqian looked at him helplessly, "Xiao Xie, I really like you."

"But I don't like you!" Xie Ansheng said loudly.

"Really?" Xiao Moqian stood up and looked down at him, not to mention how tender and painful his eyes were.Xie Ansheng felt that now his whole body was shrouded in a layer of light called Qiong Nanlang.

Xiao Moqian pressed Xie Ansheng's shoulder, just when Xie Ansheng thought he would say "It's okay, I will like you silently" or "How can you not love me who loves you so much" , Xiao Moqian broke his imagination with an evil, charming and crazy smile, and repaired his leaky brain.

"Our time is as long as a lifetime, and for a lifetime, you will definitely fall in love with me."

Xie Ansheng looked at him in shock, completely unaware when Xiao Moqian lit up the love talk skill of opening your mouth is Shanmeng and shutting your mouth is sea oath.

Of course, one day in the future, when he and Xiao Moqian watch the drama "Time, Time, Time, Time Go Slowly", he will realize how familiar this line is...

All in all, no matter how Xie Ansheng knew it and moved it with emotion and reason, Xiao Moqian had an expression of letting you wind from east to west and from north to south and I would stand still.

At the end, she would still hand over a glass of water thoughtfully, "Honey, are you thirsty?"

Xie Ansheng was helpless. In the end, the two parties reached the first friendly contract on the pure relationship between men and women since the founding of the People's Republic of China on the premise of a truce that could not exceed the boundaries between friends.

The whole contract revolves around Xie Ansheng's central idea "no more than physical contact between friends" and Xiao Moqian's supplementary idea "There can be no heterosexuality or homosexuality between the two parties, and the closest cohabitation relationship must be maintained, mutual trust and mutual In-depth negotiations were carried out on the n points of mutual help and mutual assistance, etc. In the end, the whole meeting was reluctantly agreed by Xie Ansheng, and Xiao Moqian came to an end with a happy face.

Afterwards, Xie Ansheng remembered that he was the one who wanted to betray Xiao Moqian, how could he sign a contract with him at will? !

The author has something to say: Damn, I did a very, very stupid thing yesterday!

To make a leave note otl, I originally wanted to leave a message on my mobile phone, but my head was confused. After entering the pen name, I habitually entered the password in the message box... I didn’t bring the dormitory key, so I borrowed the roommate’s key. After playing for a while, I returned it to him! !Our dormitory is on the ninth floor... After climbing up, I looked at the closed door and wept silently...