Straight Guy's Edible Guide

"What?! Mrs. Xiao is coming?"

Xie Ansheng stared at Xiao Moqian dumbfounded, unable to digest what he just said for a while.

"I'm just here for a light meal, don't worry too much about it." Xiao Moqian took a sip of water slowly and said while holding a water glass.

Xie Ansheng felt that he couldn't be as calm as Xiao Moqian.For him who didn't know the inside story, he thought that after the death of the Patriarch of the Xiao family, Xiao Moqian's elder brother should naturally inherit the position of Patriarch, so Xiao Moqian's sister-in-law is now the first lady of the underworld!How could this make him calm down!

In his mind, he made up a lot of images of Mrs. Xiao heroically carrying a cannon and visiting the door, and his heart was both excited and frightened.

"You didn't say it earlier! I don't know if it's too late to buy vegetables..."

"It's only 10 o'clock, why is it too late? Are you going to have a full banquet or something?"

"If there is time, there must be a full banquet!" Xie Ansheng gave him a look, the underworld boss is the person that the former gangster Xiao Xie admired the most, okay? ?

You don't understand the feeling of mortals looking up to gods!

Xiao Moqian looked at Xie Ansheng speechlessly and turned to go out with the expression on his face that he was about to die generously. He smiled lightly and shook his head, then turned his head and continued to watch "Overlord" that he and Xie Ansheng watched together last time.

Although there are many residential areas in Hexi, there are few supermarkets. It takes about a quarter of an hour to walk to the nearest large supermarket to Shihua's home. Xie Ansheng walked there just for exercise.

Because this area is a high-end residential area, most of the people who come to buy things are nannies, and there are not many housewives, let alone young people like Xie Ansheng.Therefore, wherever he appears, there will always be people secretly looking at him, but they are all curious eyes.

Xie Ansheng was pushing the shopping cart while picking vegetables in the vegetable section, feeling really hard in his heart.I think he is a majestic old man, but now he has been reduced to a job done by a female comrade... If Sister Lan finds out about this, she will definitely poke her finger in his face and eat with her clothes at home Uncle Xie who came to open his mouth, you will have today!

But when he thought of cooking for his idol's wife, Xie Ansheng immediately felt motivated!

After picking out the dishes to be prepared for noon, Xie Ansheng pushed the cart to the snack area again.As far as he knows, Mrs. Xiao's daughter is only 5 years old, and snacks have to be prepared.

"Uncle, can you unscrew it for me?"

Feeling his trouser legs being pulled, Xie Ansheng lowered his head, a little girl who looked like a doll was looking at him with big eyes blinking, holding a bottle of yogurt drink in her hand.

"Oh, good." Xie Ansheng took the bottle of drink without doubting him, the iron lid was really tight.

He twisted it for a while, and finally opened it. Looking down, the child ran away without knowing when.

Xie Ansheng was stunned, thinking that she must have gone to find her mother, so she didn't care too much.

Looking at the drink in his hand, Xie Ansheng licked his lips slightly, suddenly feeling thirsty.He looked around again, but he still didn't see the child, and thought to himself, at worst, he'd better give her another bottle later, since it's all opened anyway.

"Hey, hey, hey! That young man in a floral shirt and jeans! What's wrong with you? Drinking before paying the bill?!

A roar exploded in his ears like thunder on the ground, Xie Ansheng was so frightened that his whole body trembled, all the yogurt he just drank flowed out, and his clothes and pants were all ruined.

The aunt in yellow staff uniform walked towards him viciously, grabbed Xie Ansheng's sleeve and said angrily, "Do you want not to pay? Why are you young people so greedy for cheap things!"

The aunt's voice was similar to that of a loudspeaker. For a while, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the scene to watch the excitement.

Xie Ansheng really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in, it was too embarrassing!

Also, who wears a patterned shirt? This is obviously a plaid shirt!

"I didn't know it wasn't paid..." Xie Ansheng explained in a low voice with his face burning.

The aunt didn't believe him at all, so she immediately decided that he was greedy for petty gains: "Do you think you have this credit card machine behind your ass? If you didn't pay, you didn't pay, so it doesn't matter if you know!? Come on, you little boy!" Young people must be well educated..."

Then, wanting to cry without tears, he was dragged by his aunt to the manager's office, and when he turned his head, he saw the little girl squatting behind the shelf and looking at him with a smile on her face...

For the first time, the omnipotent little brother Xie was carried on the bear boy.

After Xie Ansheng came back from the hour-long education on ideology, morality and personal morality, he slipped his shoes in the entrance and complained to Xiao Moqian: "Oh, I really recited it today..."

As soon as I raised my head, the voice stopped abruptly, "..."

"What's wrong?" Xiao Moqian sat on the sofa and asked suspiciously.

Xie Ansheng looked at the obedient "doll" sitting next to him, swallowed his saliva, and said, "It's nothing, it's just that there are too many things, and they are heavy..."

"Then I'll accompany you next time." Xiao Moqian got up and took the things in his hand.

"Mo Qian, who is this?" The young woman sitting next to the doll looked at Xie Ansheng curiously and asked Xiao Moqian.

"Hi, Mrs. Xiao, I'm the boss's bodyguard, and my name is Xie Ansheng." He guessed the identity of this person almost instantly, Xie Ansheng stood upright like a soldier who was inspected by the leader, and answered with a straight line.

But the woman in front of him was simply too inconsistent with the image of the first lady of the underworld that he had imagined. A typical Jiangnan woman, gentle and dignified, as weak as a willow branch, as if it would break if she broke it.

Liu Siru covered her mouth and smiled, and said to Xie Ansheng: "Why is Madam not Madam? This is not the feudal era, so just call me sister-in-law."

As expected of a family, Xie Ansheng remembered what Xiao Moqian said when he refused to call him "Young Master".

Xie Ansheng looked at Xiao Moqian secretly, and called his sister-in-law... Isn't this too intimate?

Liu Siru saw his uncle's purpose at a glance, and immediately turned into a professional wingman, cooperating with him seamlessly.

At this time Xiao Moqian also said: "You can call me sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is easy to talk to."

"Come on, Lingting, call me Uncle Xie." Liu Siru never expected that without knowing it, her future sister-in-law had already been put together by her daughter, teasing her to say hello to Xie Ansheng.

"Hello, Uncle Xie." Xiao Lingting called out sweetly as if she didn't know Xie Ansheng at all, and smiled very innocently.

Xie Ansheng smiled stiffly, "You, hello."

"Yo, Xiao Xie doesn't like children?" Liu Siru glanced at Xiao Lingting in surprise, her precious daughter is so cute, why doesn't her sister-in-law like it?

Xiao Lingting looked at Xie Ansheng aggrievedly.Xie Ansheng felt that under those eyes, he became a heinous sinner!

"No, no, the children in Lingting are so cute, how could I not like them." Xie Ansheng gritted his teeth and re-read the word cute.

"I also like Uncle Xie very much." Xiao Lingting smiled sweetly at Xie Ansheng, but there was a little pride and provocation deep in her eyes.

Proud of you!Bad boy!

Looking at the time, it was almost time to prepare lunch, Xie Ansheng carried his things into the kitchen, and was unpacking there, when Xiao Moqian came in.

"You don't need to come in. The recipes recorded these days are enough. You can go and accompany Mrs. Xiao." Xie Ansheng put all the side dishes in a basket and washed them together later.

"Xiao Xie..." Xiao Moqian hesitated to speak.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Xie Ansheng looked up at him in confusion.

"Well, in the future..." Xiao Moqian's eyeballs flew all over the place, as if it was very difficult to say anything.

Finally, he fixed his gaze on Xie Ansheng's pants, and said in a low voice, "Remember to wash your pants after you've settled your personal needs!"

After speaking, he left the kitchen with a look of embarrassment.

"What's wrong!" Xie Ansheng muttered in confusion, then followed Xiao Moqian's gaze just now, and then his whole body became stiff...

"Fuck!"

Xie Ansheng rubbed his jeans very hard, his heart full of bullshit.The yogurt I drank secretly in the supermarket just splashed on my jeans, leaving a few white spots after drying.It’s okay to be a little white, the key is that the location is very embarrassing!Paired with his pair of black jeans, it is really impossible not to be misunderstood!

That guy Xiao Moqian must have defined him in his heart as a silky man who is dissatisfied with desires and doesn't care about personal hygiene!

His Majesty!I am wronged!

Although there was such a small episode, Xie Ansheng's performance was still not abnormal. After the meal, Liu Siru was full of praise, and Xiao Lingting's mouth was full of oil.

Xiao Moqian's waist straightened even more, and he looked particularly confident.

As a member of the Xiao family, Liu Siru read the meaning of "Look and see! How deceitful my people are!" in the eyes of my brother-in-law at a glance.

After eating, Liu Siru and Xiao Moqian entered Xiao Moqian's practice room.

There is no study room in this room, originally Xiao Moqian came here just to relax and be quiet, the study room is optional.But Liu Siru seemed to want to explain something important to him, it would be inappropriate for uncles and sisters-in-law to go to the bedroom to talk about things, so Xiao Moqian took Liu Siru to the practice room.The door closed slowly, and through this gap, Xie Ansheng saw her take out a document bag from her bag and hand it to Xiao Moqian.

"Uncle, I'm going to take a nap." Xiao Lingting's crisp voice rang in his ears, and Xie Ansheng suddenly came back to his senses, and saw the child blinking his big eyes and looking at him innocently.