Straight Guy's Edible Guide
Chapter 19 Miss Yoho Placenta
There is no one else in the amusement park except the staff.It was said to be "staff", but from Xie Ansheng's professional perspective, these people were probably from the Xiao family.
… Seeing a group of big men in black suits and sunglasses staring at the switch in the operating room, Xie Ansheng felt that his life safety was extremely insecure!
This playground is quite big, and there are many items to play. At this time, these large-scale entertainment facilities that look very fun look like little beauties who are posing, waiting for them to turn over their cards.
It's not like the long queues in the playground that I saw before, and the crowds are crowded waiting for a project.
Xie Ansheng felt deeply in his heart that the local tyrant's thighs are so thick.
But there is a shortcoming that there are few people. Tao Leping pouted and pulled Xie Ansheng's trouser legs with a wrinkled face, "Uncle Xie, come with me to ride the carousel. It's so boring to be alone."
Indeed, it is fun to have more people.
But who is Brother Xie, how could he play on the carousel?
Sitting up and down on it looks like a retard.
But seeing Tao Leping's baby egg so pitiful, brother Xie's heart suddenly softened.
"You let your brother Xiao accompany you. The age difference between you is smaller, and there is no generation gap."
"Brother Xiao" is re-read, and the narrow-minded Xie still resents this.
"Brother Xiao..." Tao Leping really changed his target.
Xiao Moqian turned his head and glanced at the colorful carousel, and then looked down at his long arms and legs... He felt that if he went up it by himself, he would definitely look more retarded!
So he bowed his head and said softly to Tao Leping: "Leping, brother will call more people to accompany you later, okay?"
Tao Leping nodded ignorantly, feeling that Brother Xiao was really cheating!
The people under Xiao Moqian were very efficient, they came from all directions in less than a minute.All black suits and sunglasses, all black and dense, like dark clouds floating from the sky, except that they can't cool down at all.
"Third Young Master!" The dark clouds bent down in unison, and the arc and sound of the bend were impeccably consistent.
Seeing them, Xie Ansheng suddenly began to deeply reflect on himself, as a bodyguard, but not as good as others' Yi Mimi, he really felt so ashamed...
When facing them, Xiao Moqian's expression turned serious, and his eyes full of oppression swept across a group of dark clouds, and the expressions of these people suddenly became more respectful.
"You, now accompany this kid to play on the carousel."
... Ga?
Give an order, bodyguards in black, you look at me, I look at you, and then collectively look at Xiao Moqian.
Did we get it wrong? How could San Shao give such a strange order hahahaha!
Not only the bodyguards in black, but even Xie Ansheng was stunned. He quietly glanced at the stunned expressions of the bodyguards, and suddenly looked forward to the scene he was about to see...
"Do you need me to say it again?" Xiao Moqian's voice sank.
Of course, the "dark clouds" who didn't dare to need them began to enter the exit of the merry-go-round slowly like elementary school students queuing up, each with a bitter expression.
Among them, only child Tao Leping, who is full of stars and moons, is particularly happy.
#Although these uncles look vicious, those who play with me on the merry-go-round are not bad guys. #
If Xie Ansheng knew what Tao Leping was thinking, he would definitely boast that he could use such a high-level word as "vicious", the little boy I raised is so good!
And here, after one of the bodyguards carried Tao Leping onto a small pink wooden horse, he turned around and saw that all the horses were full!
In the only pumpkin carriage that still had a seat, the boss squinted his eyes and looked at him meaningfully.
#Suddenly feel the maliciousness of the whole world how to break#
"..." He walked over resignedly, squeezed his huge body into the small and exquisite pumpkin carriage with difficulty, and narrowed his sense of existence tremblingly...
"Merry-Go-Round Rack-a-La-La-A-Merry-Go-Round
The merry-go-round go-a-boo, the merry-go-round goo..."
As the singing sounded, all the lights of the shed above the carousel were turned on, and the carousel moved slowly.
A group of cool and domineering strong men sat expressionlessly on colorful wooden horses that did not match their figures, holding the posts of the wooden horse with both hands, up and down, up and down...
... really stupid.
Xie Ansheng leaned on the railing and silently concluded.
Little Tao Leping finally came out to play once, and he must have a good time, so he happily went around five times.
The bodyguard in the operating room gloated and pressed the operating button again, feeling very sympathetic to the colleagues sitting above.
The moment the music stopped, the bodyguards who were finally put down jumped down as if fleeing, and finally dared not even look at the merry-go-round horse behind them.
The men in black burst into tears: things like the carousel are bound to become a lifetime shadow.
In the following time, Tao Leping, accompanied by a group of "friendly" black uncles, played all the games that Xie Ansheng thought were mentally handicapped.
Uncle Hei collectively said that it feels so good to go back to childhood #幸福#!
While a group of people were playing "Forest Firefighter", Xiao Moqian suggested to Xie Ansheng who was holding on to the railing, "Why don't we go play something?"
Xie Ansheng's impression of the playground has always been similar to the attitude of a tall man looking down on the low and rough soil.
Looking at the undisguised thought of "If I don't play these mentally retarded games, it proves that I am also mentally retarded" in the other party's eyes, Xiao Mo was silent.
In front of the second-year teenagers, it is more efficient to forcibly drag them away.
"Hey hey hey! What are you doing!"
Xie Ansheng was completely struggling and was dragged by Xiao Moqian to the seat of the big pendulum, click, the seat belt and safety bar were buckled.
Brother Xie stared at Xiao Moqian angrily.
Xiao Moqian patted his head comfortingly, "Don't be afraid."
...Brother Xie will not be afraid!
Xie Ansheng rolled his eyes at Xiao Moqian, and raised his neck to show his boldness and fearlessness.
Wait, wait... Obviously Brother Xie doesn't want to come up at all, okay! ?
hum-
The big pendulum rose slowly, Brother Xie took several deep breaths in anger.
The hand on the safety pole was covered by the other, and Xiao Moqian said softly beside him, "It's okay, it won't be very high."
Xie Ansheng turned his head angrily: "I'm not afraid——oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
In the next second, Brother Xie, who had never been in an amusement park, began to face up to the power of the big pendulum, 20 meters every minute...
Brother Xie said in his heart: Is it really for children to play with such danger? ?
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
When the big pendulum turned, Xie Ansheng felt that he was about to be thrown out!
Bastard, do you dare not be so tall!
Big Pendulum: No—dare—
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Hearing the heart-piercing cry in his ears, Xiao Moqian turned his head and looked at Xie Ansheng with a complicated expression. He had always heard "promoted again and again" as "I'm going to have a baby."
This sense of sight is so weird...
When the two of them got off the big pendulum, Brother Xie pointed at Xiao Moqian's trembling hands, with a heartbroken expression on his face: "You...you're a bastard!"
Xiao Moqian quickly and guiltily supported the trembling old man Xie to rest on the wooden stool next to him.
"Mo Qian!"
After the pleasantly surprised female voice sounded, the high-heeled shoes also walked towards this side.
After following for so long, Miss Fu Yushan finally appeared.
Uncle Xie, who was slumped on the stool to rest, half-closed his eyes, and patted Xiao Moqian next to him, "Your romantic debt, settle it yourself, don't bother me."
Xiao Moqian glared at him angrily, got up and walked towards Fu Yushan and Fu Baixian.
In a light blue dress, with big waves and curly hair, Fu Yushan is holding Fu Baixian's arm with delicate makeup, and her bright red nails look extremely flamboyant against her younger brother's white shirt.
"Mo Qian." Standing here awkwardly, Fu Baixian called the other party softly, which was regarded as a greeting.
Xiao Moqian nodded calmly towards Fu Baixian, regretting that he didn't lock the door when he came in.
"What are you doing?"
Before Fu Baixian could open his mouth, Fu Yushan spoke up: "Mo Qian, I brought Baixian here, there must be some misunderstanding between you, right? It's better to explain clearly, don't take advantage of some vixens for nothing!"
The last sentence was said very loudly, and he deliberately said it for Xie Ansheng who was behind.
Xie Ansheng frowned, did this bitch eat the whistle with such a high-pitched voice?
"I said before, don't bother Miss Fu to take care of my affairs." Xiao Moqian looked at Fu Yushan coldly.
This kind of eyes without the slightest warmth seems to be able to stab the heart directly, Fu Yushan's heart seems to have missed a beat, she lowered her head involuntarily, and explained incoherently: "I, I am for Bai Xian..."
"Mo Qian, let's talk? After all, it's been two years, so there must be a decent end, right?"
Before Fu Yushan could finish speaking, Fu Baixian interrupted her.With one hand in his pocket, there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and the clouds that had been put down between his brows were calm and breezy.
Compared with his sister Fu Yushan, Fu Baixian's personality is much more likable.Xiao Moqian liked him very much, otherwise he would not have wanted to marry him.
It's just that all the mistakes made by people make people, and the difference is nothing more than fate.
I used to think about muddling along, because I didn't meet the person who must be him.
Xiao Moqian did not refuse, "Okay, let's go to the cold drink shop in front."
Fu Baixian nodded and followed, just as Fu Yushan wanted to go together, Xiao Moqian turned around and stopped her.
"This matter has nothing to do with Miss Fu, you should wait here."
Fu Yushan showed a smile with a stiff face: "Okay."
After the figures of the two people in front walked away, her complexion immediately darkened, and she turned her head to see Xie Ansheng who was lying leisurely there, and she immediately lost her temper.
Damn male vixen, who will you show me as if this has nothing to do with you! ?
She walked up to Xie Ansheng stepping on her high heels and kicked Xie Ansheng's calf.
"Hey, hey, did you see? The one Mo Qian likes is my younger brother! I advise you to give up on that!"
"..."
Xie Ansheng remained motionless and ignored her lazily.
Fu Yushan became even more angry, "Did you hear what I was talking to you? I told you to stay away from Mo Qian, don't be a toad who wants to eat swan meat!"
Did the placenta come out? "" When your mother gave birth to you, she was picked on over and over again, Xie Ansheng finally couldn't take it anymore!
… Seeing a group of big men in black suits and sunglasses staring at the switch in the operating room, Xie Ansheng felt that his life safety was extremely insecure!
This playground is quite big, and there are many items to play. At this time, these large-scale entertainment facilities that look very fun look like little beauties who are posing, waiting for them to turn over their cards.
It's not like the long queues in the playground that I saw before, and the crowds are crowded waiting for a project.
Xie Ansheng felt deeply in his heart that the local tyrant's thighs are so thick.
But there is a shortcoming that there are few people. Tao Leping pouted and pulled Xie Ansheng's trouser legs with a wrinkled face, "Uncle Xie, come with me to ride the carousel. It's so boring to be alone."
Indeed, it is fun to have more people.
But who is Brother Xie, how could he play on the carousel?
Sitting up and down on it looks like a retard.
But seeing Tao Leping's baby egg so pitiful, brother Xie's heart suddenly softened.
"You let your brother Xiao accompany you. The age difference between you is smaller, and there is no generation gap."
"Brother Xiao" is re-read, and the narrow-minded Xie still resents this.
"Brother Xiao..." Tao Leping really changed his target.
Xiao Moqian turned his head and glanced at the colorful carousel, and then looked down at his long arms and legs... He felt that if he went up it by himself, he would definitely look more retarded!
So he bowed his head and said softly to Tao Leping: "Leping, brother will call more people to accompany you later, okay?"
Tao Leping nodded ignorantly, feeling that Brother Xiao was really cheating!
The people under Xiao Moqian were very efficient, they came from all directions in less than a minute.All black suits and sunglasses, all black and dense, like dark clouds floating from the sky, except that they can't cool down at all.
"Third Young Master!" The dark clouds bent down in unison, and the arc and sound of the bend were impeccably consistent.
Seeing them, Xie Ansheng suddenly began to deeply reflect on himself, as a bodyguard, but not as good as others' Yi Mimi, he really felt so ashamed...
When facing them, Xiao Moqian's expression turned serious, and his eyes full of oppression swept across a group of dark clouds, and the expressions of these people suddenly became more respectful.
"You, now accompany this kid to play on the carousel."
... Ga?
Give an order, bodyguards in black, you look at me, I look at you, and then collectively look at Xiao Moqian.
Did we get it wrong? How could San Shao give such a strange order hahahaha!
Not only the bodyguards in black, but even Xie Ansheng was stunned. He quietly glanced at the stunned expressions of the bodyguards, and suddenly looked forward to the scene he was about to see...
"Do you need me to say it again?" Xiao Moqian's voice sank.
Of course, the "dark clouds" who didn't dare to need them began to enter the exit of the merry-go-round slowly like elementary school students queuing up, each with a bitter expression.
Among them, only child Tao Leping, who is full of stars and moons, is particularly happy.
#Although these uncles look vicious, those who play with me on the merry-go-round are not bad guys. #
If Xie Ansheng knew what Tao Leping was thinking, he would definitely boast that he could use such a high-level word as "vicious", the little boy I raised is so good!
And here, after one of the bodyguards carried Tao Leping onto a small pink wooden horse, he turned around and saw that all the horses were full!
In the only pumpkin carriage that still had a seat, the boss squinted his eyes and looked at him meaningfully.
#Suddenly feel the maliciousness of the whole world how to break#
"..." He walked over resignedly, squeezed his huge body into the small and exquisite pumpkin carriage with difficulty, and narrowed his sense of existence tremblingly...
"Merry-Go-Round Rack-a-La-La-A-Merry-Go-Round
The merry-go-round go-a-boo, the merry-go-round goo..."
As the singing sounded, all the lights of the shed above the carousel were turned on, and the carousel moved slowly.
A group of cool and domineering strong men sat expressionlessly on colorful wooden horses that did not match their figures, holding the posts of the wooden horse with both hands, up and down, up and down...
... really stupid.
Xie Ansheng leaned on the railing and silently concluded.
Little Tao Leping finally came out to play once, and he must have a good time, so he happily went around five times.
The bodyguard in the operating room gloated and pressed the operating button again, feeling very sympathetic to the colleagues sitting above.
The moment the music stopped, the bodyguards who were finally put down jumped down as if fleeing, and finally dared not even look at the merry-go-round horse behind them.
The men in black burst into tears: things like the carousel are bound to become a lifetime shadow.
In the following time, Tao Leping, accompanied by a group of "friendly" black uncles, played all the games that Xie Ansheng thought were mentally handicapped.
Uncle Hei collectively said that it feels so good to go back to childhood #幸福#!
While a group of people were playing "Forest Firefighter", Xiao Moqian suggested to Xie Ansheng who was holding on to the railing, "Why don't we go play something?"
Xie Ansheng's impression of the playground has always been similar to the attitude of a tall man looking down on the low and rough soil.
Looking at the undisguised thought of "If I don't play these mentally retarded games, it proves that I am also mentally retarded" in the other party's eyes, Xiao Mo was silent.
In front of the second-year teenagers, it is more efficient to forcibly drag them away.
"Hey hey hey! What are you doing!"
Xie Ansheng was completely struggling and was dragged by Xiao Moqian to the seat of the big pendulum, click, the seat belt and safety bar were buckled.
Brother Xie stared at Xiao Moqian angrily.
Xiao Moqian patted his head comfortingly, "Don't be afraid."
...Brother Xie will not be afraid!
Xie Ansheng rolled his eyes at Xiao Moqian, and raised his neck to show his boldness and fearlessness.
Wait, wait... Obviously Brother Xie doesn't want to come up at all, okay! ?
hum-
The big pendulum rose slowly, Brother Xie took several deep breaths in anger.
The hand on the safety pole was covered by the other, and Xiao Moqian said softly beside him, "It's okay, it won't be very high."
Xie Ansheng turned his head angrily: "I'm not afraid——oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
In the next second, Brother Xie, who had never been in an amusement park, began to face up to the power of the big pendulum, 20 meters every minute...
Brother Xie said in his heart: Is it really for children to play with such danger? ?
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
When the big pendulum turned, Xie Ansheng felt that he was about to be thrown out!
Bastard, do you dare not be so tall!
Big Pendulum: No—dare—
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Hearing the heart-piercing cry in his ears, Xiao Moqian turned his head and looked at Xie Ansheng with a complicated expression. He had always heard "promoted again and again" as "I'm going to have a baby."
This sense of sight is so weird...
When the two of them got off the big pendulum, Brother Xie pointed at Xiao Moqian's trembling hands, with a heartbroken expression on his face: "You...you're a bastard!"
Xiao Moqian quickly and guiltily supported the trembling old man Xie to rest on the wooden stool next to him.
"Mo Qian!"
After the pleasantly surprised female voice sounded, the high-heeled shoes also walked towards this side.
After following for so long, Miss Fu Yushan finally appeared.
Uncle Xie, who was slumped on the stool to rest, half-closed his eyes, and patted Xiao Moqian next to him, "Your romantic debt, settle it yourself, don't bother me."
Xiao Moqian glared at him angrily, got up and walked towards Fu Yushan and Fu Baixian.
In a light blue dress, with big waves and curly hair, Fu Yushan is holding Fu Baixian's arm with delicate makeup, and her bright red nails look extremely flamboyant against her younger brother's white shirt.
"Mo Qian." Standing here awkwardly, Fu Baixian called the other party softly, which was regarded as a greeting.
Xiao Moqian nodded calmly towards Fu Baixian, regretting that he didn't lock the door when he came in.
"What are you doing?"
Before Fu Baixian could open his mouth, Fu Yushan spoke up: "Mo Qian, I brought Baixian here, there must be some misunderstanding between you, right? It's better to explain clearly, don't take advantage of some vixens for nothing!"
The last sentence was said very loudly, and he deliberately said it for Xie Ansheng who was behind.
Xie Ansheng frowned, did this bitch eat the whistle with such a high-pitched voice?
"I said before, don't bother Miss Fu to take care of my affairs." Xiao Moqian looked at Fu Yushan coldly.
This kind of eyes without the slightest warmth seems to be able to stab the heart directly, Fu Yushan's heart seems to have missed a beat, she lowered her head involuntarily, and explained incoherently: "I, I am for Bai Xian..."
"Mo Qian, let's talk? After all, it's been two years, so there must be a decent end, right?"
Before Fu Yushan could finish speaking, Fu Baixian interrupted her.With one hand in his pocket, there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and the clouds that had been put down between his brows were calm and breezy.
Compared with his sister Fu Yushan, Fu Baixian's personality is much more likable.Xiao Moqian liked him very much, otherwise he would not have wanted to marry him.
It's just that all the mistakes made by people make people, and the difference is nothing more than fate.
I used to think about muddling along, because I didn't meet the person who must be him.
Xiao Moqian did not refuse, "Okay, let's go to the cold drink shop in front."
Fu Baixian nodded and followed, just as Fu Yushan wanted to go together, Xiao Moqian turned around and stopped her.
"This matter has nothing to do with Miss Fu, you should wait here."
Fu Yushan showed a smile with a stiff face: "Okay."
After the figures of the two people in front walked away, her complexion immediately darkened, and she turned her head to see Xie Ansheng who was lying leisurely there, and she immediately lost her temper.
Damn male vixen, who will you show me as if this has nothing to do with you! ?
She walked up to Xie Ansheng stepping on her high heels and kicked Xie Ansheng's calf.
"Hey, hey, did you see? The one Mo Qian likes is my younger brother! I advise you to give up on that!"
"..."
Xie Ansheng remained motionless and ignored her lazily.
Fu Yushan became even more angry, "Did you hear what I was talking to you? I told you to stay away from Mo Qian, don't be a toad who wants to eat swan meat!"
Did the placenta come out? "" When your mother gave birth to you, she was picked on over and over again, Xie Ansheng finally couldn't take it anymore!
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