Straight Guy's Edible Guide

After Fu Yushan ran away crying, the duplex building of less than [-] square meters fell into an eerie silence...

Li Yusen's eyes flashed under the rimless glasses, and then he ran away in a very sinister way before Xiao Moqian could react to trouble him!

Take that passport with you, by the way.

Xie Ansheng couldn't bear to make trouble for this unscrupulous manager, he licked the lollipop and said, "You just let this guy go like this?"

Xiao Moqian walked to the edge of the dining table, picked up the lollipop on the plate, and continued to suck it into his mouth.

Xie Ansheng: "..." How obsessed are you with that lollipop!

"After work, he gets along with me almost day and night, and there are many opportunities to punish him."

Hearing the actor's chilling words, Xiao Xie's bodyguard happily went upstairs with a lollipop in his mouth.

Halfway through, Xiao Moqian suddenly said, "Xiao Xie, you... don't you have anything to say?"

Xie Ansheng turned around and asked puzzledly, "What did you say?"

"Are you straight?" Xiao Moqian still had some expectation in his eyes.

I almost forgot without reminding him, chastity crisis!

However, although there are more gays in life now, they are not to the extent of running around the streets.It was enough for Xie Ansheng to be caught off guard by a strange thing like Huang San. At this time, he learned that his boss was also in the same way. Xie Ansheng said that his ability to accept is quite high.

"I'm straight, what's wrong?" Xie Ansheng asked very calmly.

Although it had already been confirmed, Xiao Moqian was still a little disappointed.

But speaking of bodyguard Xiao Xie, when a straight man faces a crooked cohabitant, it seems unscientific for you to be so calm, right?

Xiao Moqian pretended to be joking: "Aren't you afraid that I have something wrong with you?"

It's all about this idea, bodyguard Xiao Xie, you must react a little differently, right?For example, strange eyes, unnatural expression or something.

However, Xiao Xie's bodyguard's psychological defense line has always been as thick as a city wall. After the initial surprise, he has completely recovered to the state of cultivating immortals without waves.

"Then what's the matter? Women still have boyfriends. What can we have between the two of us?"

Xiao Moqian, who was hit by the blow, smiled weakly, turned around, and bit the lollipop in his mouth.

The inexplicable Xie Ansheng muttered to himself: "What's wrong."

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Looking at Xie Ansheng's tightly closed door, Xiao Moqian sighed, feeling a little frustrated.

Immediately, he walked to the balcony and dialed his eldest brother Xiao Moming's private cell phone number.

"Qianqian, what can you do with me?" Brother Xiao's voice was very mellow and pleasant, with a slight smile.

The corner of Xiao Moqian's mouth twitched, "I told you to change my name!"

"I've been called since I was a child, but I'm not used to it." Brother Xiao said confidently, and then asked tenderly: "How are my two precious eggs?"

"I met my sister-in-law and Tingting on the day I picked up the plane. It's not like you don't know your wife. You are crazy! You will definitely not come to me, a 'boring' uncle."

Big brother Xiao was very cheerful, "Women should be more lively."

Hearing this, Xiao Moqian rolled his eyes, "Has Jasmine done anything lately?"

Second brother Xiao's name is Xiao Moli, and Jasmine is still the nickname the two brothers had given them when they were young, so they called him that in private.

"He's not like that. Except for coming to me every day to say something disgusting to me, and brushing up his sense of existence, he didn't do much. It's probably because menopause is here."

Xiao Moqian was speechless: "Aren't you two years older than him?"

"You don't understand, my mental age will always be 18." Brother Xiao said proudly.

"Come on, I'm too lazy to be poor with you, a shameless guy. I suspect that Jasmine has reached out to Zhenxi City. Give me the phone number of the underground hall in charge here."

The Xiao family will choose a local local snake as the nominal hall master in each site, but at the same time, they will also arrange for trustworthy people to set up an underground hall to coerce this person. One of the down cards.

Brother Xiao was shocked, "It's so serious, the ones I sent you are not enough?"

Xiao Moqian said: "The person you sent to me was sent away by me."

Brother Xiao: "..."

"Why are you so arrogant, kid! You don't have anyone with you now!?"

"Zhao An arranged a bodyguard for me." After thinking for a while, he added: "If something happens, I will contact the people at the gate."

Big brother Xiao said in a rather unpleasant way, "Isn't that man good-looking?"

"It's very beautiful."

"I knew it! Let me tell you, I only recently found out that AIDS was created by two male orangutans!"

Brother Xiao began to persevere in straightening Xiao Moqian's daily ideological education, each time getting more serious.

"..."

"Don't give my address to women casually in the future, especially Fu Yushan!"

Xiao Moqian hung up the phone with black lines all over his face, and after a while, a text message from Brother Xiao came.

A string of phone numbers and a string of daily ideological education.

After memorizing the contact number above, Xiao Moqian deleted the text message after changing hands.

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When it was almost time for dinner, Xiao Moqian came out of the practice room and saw Xie Ansheng who was studying the recipe with his head propped up.

He pulled out the chair beside Xie Ansheng and sat beside Xie Ansheng, "Xiao Xie, what are you having for lunch today?"

"Spicy chicken and braised potato chips." Xie Ansheng said, thinking of something, he turned around and asked, "Do you eat spicy food?"

"It's okay, just not too spicy."

After a while, seeing that Xie Ansheng still didn't move, Xiao Moqian couldn't help asking: "What's the matter, Xiaoxie? Why aren't you cooking?"

Xie Ansheng ordered some recipes and said, "I'm not to blame for this recipe! I didn't make it clear. This one said a little salt, and that one said three spoonfuls of sugar. Who knows how much a little is? How big is the spoon!"

Xiao Moqian thought for a while and said, "Why don't we do this, you add ingredients slowly, and try the taste after a while, and I'll record the amount of ingredients."

Xie Ansheng's eyes lit up, "Good idea!"

So the two people who were idle and flustered began to study the recipes, one with a spatula, and the other with a pen and paper.

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Xiao Moqian silently wrote down in his notebook: one and a half small spoonfuls of salt, one and a half small spoonfuls of soy sauce, sugar...

"No! It's too bland, you need to add half a teaspoon of salt!"

Xiao Moqian continued to silently change the data on the paper.

Looking at someone who was sweating profusely in front of him, Xiao Moqian peeled a banana from the fruit Li Yusen brought and handed it over.

Xie Ansheng took the banana with the hand that didn't hold the spatula, gnawed it in two bites, and then threw the banana peel into the trash can.

The banana happened to be crumbling on the edge of the trash can, and then fell down when the two of them didn't see it...

Although it took a lot of time, the results are gratifying.

A plate of spicy chicken and a plate of braised potato chips looks delicious!

This sense of satisfaction was like finishing a scene, Xiao Moqian happily put Xie Ansheng on his shoulders and took him into his arms.

Xie Ansheng was also very happy. Not only did he not feel that there was anything wrong, he even put his paw on Xiao Moqian's waist.

Then, something that neither of them expected happened...

Xiao Moqian, this high mountain flower, is actually very ticklish!

Especially around the waist!

As soon as Xie Ansheng put his hand up, Xiao Moqian jumped up unpreparedly, and even pushed Xie Ansheng...

And Xie Ansheng was pushed back a few steps to the side, just in time to step on the banana peel he threw just now!

With a sound of "咻——", Xie Ansheng's body vacated.

Xiao Moqian watched Xie Ansheng fall backwards, and tried to help him up, but he stepped on a banana peel himself!

The two fell to the ground together, and Xiao Moqian's head hit Xie Ansheng's stomach hard!

Just when Xie Ansheng was staring at him, Xiao Moqian, who hit his stomach, reached out and poked his belly, "It's soft."

five!thunder!boom!top!So, this bloody story tells us that banana peels must be thrown into the trash.