Straight Guy's Edible Guide

There is a type of people in this world, for whom face is more important than heaven.

To use an analogy, they are the kind of people who are already too poor to drink the northwest wind, but they still have enough to eat.

In real life, when you meet them, you will feel both angry and funny.Angry at their ignorance of current affairs, and funny at their asking for trouble.

Xie Ansheng is such a typical existence who wants to be fat even if his face is swollen.

As the day passed, Xie Ansheng, who was used to going to bed early, planned to take a shower and go to bed at nine o'clock.

Just as he was taking small steps with his clothes and going to the bathroom comfortably, Xiao Moqian, who was wearing a sports vest and boxers, stopped him with a smile, "Xiao Xie, didn't you say that you can't sleep without doing push-ups at night?" ? Don't take a bath yet, let's take a shower after we finish together!"

Xie Ansheng was shocked by the sudden invitation: "..."

Uncle Xie's inner os: When did the uncle say that you can't fall asleep if you don't do push-ups? !What else do we need to wash together after finishing? !Who is going to do it to you? !Damn, you are bullying me for not graduating from high school by saying so ambiguously! ?

"You said that in the morning, don't you remember?" Xiao Moqian reminded with an innocent face of kindness.

Uncle Xie's inner os: When did this uncle say it... Oh no, this uncle really said it!

But... you can't fall asleep without doing push-ups. This is your misinterpretation! ?You must be unconvinced by my six-pack abs, right? ! !

"Xiao Xie?" Xiao Moqian waved his hand in front of Xie Ansheng's dull face, "If you don't want to do it today, forget it."

Before Xiao Moqian turned to leave, he said again: "Anyway, the six-pack abs won't disappear within a day."

"Wait!" Xie Ansheng casually threw the clothes on the bed back at the speed of light, and then walked to Xiao Moqian's head with a calm face, his eyes were particularly cold and arrogant, and he tilted back at a 45-degree angle: "It's not that you want to accompany me Do push-ups? Where do you go?"

Xiao Moqian coughed dryly, suppressed the smile in his eyes, and said, "Go to the balcony, it's a big place."

After half an hour...

The two of them were covered in sweat, as if they had been fished out of the water. Nowhere was dry, but they were still scrambling to "hey hey hey".

Xiao Moqian took the time to glance to the side, Xiao Xie's face was flushed, he was out of breath, his brows were tightly frowned, and he was holding back his pained expression... It's really hard not to think about it!

And look at the collar that fell down with the ups and downs, revealing a section of fair neck and delicate collarbone...

Xiao Moqian's already short breathing suddenly felt like a bellows, whirring...

Unwilling to admit defeat, Uncle Xie's hands were trembling, but he still gritted his teeth, and his speed was on par with Xiao Moqian.

First of all, Actor Xiao, who still couldn't see the past, conceded first, clapped his hands and stood up: "Huh, I'm tired...let's call it a day."

Xie Ansheng also stood up trembling, and raised his eyebrows proudly, "Then let's stop here for today, it's just warming up, it's not fun!"

Xiao Moqian: "..." He finally saw Xiao Xie's bodyguard pretending to be 13 today!

Xie Ansheng was so uncomfortable that he fell into the bathtub with soft steps, waiting for the water to slowly submerge him.

The muscles all over his body that were sore due to sudden excessive exercise slowly relaxed, and the whole person finally came back to life.

After soaking for more than half an hour, he got up and was ready to go out.

When I got to the door, I suddenly remembered that this is Xiao Moqian's home!

Just now when Xiao Moqian suggested to do push-ups together, the clothes were put on the bed!

Damn!What if he went out like this and let him see his little belly! ?

The legend of the six-pack abs is about to become a laughing stock! ! !

Xie Ansheng looked around, this bathroom obviously only had his toiletries, Xiao Moqian used the lower one more often... and his bath towel couldn't even wrap around his waist...

After staring at the bath towel and thinking hard, Xie Ansheng finally made a decision...

Downstairs, after taking a shower, Xiao Moqian was wearing his pajamas and was about to go to sleep. As soon as he reached the stairs, he was rushed by Xie Ansheng who rushed out of the bathroom...

He was holding the two corners of the bath towel, and the whole towel stood up just to cover the area from the chest to the abdomen, and the big red towel covered the front of the body like a bellyband...

Xie Ansheng's skin was fair, the light hit the big red towel, and then reflected on his body, adding a touch of crimson to his skin.

"boom!"

It's a pity that this beautiful scene disappeared in less than three seconds with the harsh sound of closing the door.

Xiao Moqian stared at this scene with dumbfounded eyes. What remained in front of his eyes for a long time were two white buttocks that disappeared behind the door...

After entering the door, Xie Ansheng fell directly on the bed and fell asleep satisfied.I just want to give 32 likes for my IQ!