Straight Guy's Edible Guide

After Xie Ansheng returned home, he felt physically and mentally exhausted.

He ran to the toilet and took a cold shower, and poured it on the bed to dry the bird without even drying it off.

"the vast horizon is my love--"

The moment the ringtone rang, Xie Ansheng, who was in a haze of sleep, swore that he would definitely change the ringtone of his mobile phone!

After pressing the answer button, before Xie Ansheng could speak, Zhou Dong's heart-piercing cry came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Xie, come quickly! Huang San, Huang San is going to jump into the river—"

"!!!"

At this moment, any tired bird is going to hell.Xie Ansheng jumped up from the bed, wiped his face, got up and dressed quickly, he didn't care if his underwear was on backwards, he thought to himself, what's the matter...

Zhenxi City is just an inland river, which divides Zhenxi City into two along the east-west direction.

At midnight, the bridge across the river was quiet, and it took a long time to see a car passing by.Xie Ansheng rode his little electric donkey onto the bridge, and at about the center of the bridge, he saw Huang San and Zhou Dong.

Zhou Dong was sweating all over his brow under the street lamp, while Huang San had a relaxed expression, sitting on the bridge railing dangling his two thin legs, as if admiring the moon, he couldn't see his real purpose of terror at all.

After seeing Xie Ansheng, Zhou Dong's eyes lit up, and he came up to him with tears in his voice: "Brother Xie, you are here, help get this little ancestor down, I'm going to be scared to death by him in the middle of the night Already!"

As soon as Xie Ansheng got close to him, he smelled the smell of alcohol, and he couldn't help but glared at Zhou Dong fiercely: "Did you take him to drink? It's not like you don't know that Huang San has a small capacity for alcohol. Crazy! Do you still dare to take him to drink?"

"He said he was broken in love... As a brother, of course we have to drink with him when he is broken in love... I didn't expect him to make such a fuss..." Zhou Dong didn't dare to look at Xie Ansheng's face, so he could only talk He walked towards Huang San with his arm, "Brother Xie, stop scolding me and go see Xiao San, huh?"

Xie Ansheng shook off his hand angrily, feeling that he was really sad enough, none of these brats can rest easy!

Huang San obviously looked drunk, his face was flushed, and his eyes couldn't find the focus at all.Seeing Xie Ansheng, he recognized him, "Brother Xie? Brother Xie!" After calling out, he enthusiastically patted the seat beside him, "Brother Xie, come, sit here, and feel the nature with me!"

The corner of Xie Ansheng's mouth twitched, "San'er, come down first, can we come down and feel the nature together?"

"I don't!" Huang San's expression was very firm, "This is my magnetic field!"

He was so drunk, and he still knew what a magnetic field was or was not, Xie Ansheng really didn't know what to say.

Zhou Dong on one side couldn't help but giggled like a goose.

Xie Ansheng felt a burst of pain in his brain, "Huang San, come down quickly for me! Do you hear me?"

Huang San stared at him in a daze for a long time, then his mouth narrowed and he cried.

"Wuuuuuuuu, brother Xie, why don't you love me? Brother Xie, brother Xie, why don't you marry me? Brother Xie, brother Xie, why don't you fuck me?"

This male duck's voice was crying by the silent river, while singing his own name as if it was a bad song, and the lyrics were so disgusting!Xie Ansheng could not wait to jump into the river by himself.

Zhou Dong on the side was still laughing non-stop, "Aww! Brother Xie, you promise to love him quickly! Marry him! Fuck him!"

"..."

"Are you okay?" Huang San stepped on the guardrail with one foot, and planned to stand up crookedly, staring at Xie Ansheng with a pair of watery eyes.

Xie Ansheng said a word from between his teeth, "Okay."

Comrade Huang San won the revolution, jumped down from the guardrail with a whoosh, took Xie Ansheng's arm, "Husband, let's get married!" and pointed at Zhou Dong arrogantly, "You, be the master of ceremonies!"

Zhou Dong was stunned for a moment, thinking that Huang San was drunk and unconscious, he agreed with a quack smile.

Only Xie Ansheng looked straight into Huang San's eyes, and he said, "Have you played enough?"

Huang San giggled non-stop.

Xie Ansheng ignored him, and directly stuffed him into Zhou Dong's arms. With a cold face, he said, "Take him back, don't make any troubles on the road, and tie him back. Got it?!"

The last sentence was uttered with straight eyes, which frightened Zhou Dong, the five big and three thick old men, to have only chicken pecking rice.

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Xie Ansheng pushed his little eDonkey on the deserted street, feeling sad.

After finally getting rid of Huang San's troubles, he was finally able to ride his bike back and get a good night's sleep. Halfway through, his mount ran out of battery!

Because I haven't used it much these days, I forgot to charge it. I didn't expect such a large string of chains to be dropped at a critical time.

Just as Xie Ansheng was sweating profusely lamenting the injustice of fate, an uncertain voice came from behind: "Xiao Xie? Xie Ansheng?"

Xie Ansheng turned around abruptly, and saw a familiar Rolls-Royce Phantom.

This evening, Xiao Moqian's sister-in-law and niece got off the plane in the early morning. After he picked up the plane and settled the mother and daughter, on the way home they drove home and saw a familiar figure from behind, so they couldn't help but stop him.

Seeing that it was really him, Xiao Moqian quickly stopped the car and walked to Xie Ansheng's side: "What's wrong with you? Pushing a cart outside at two o'clock in the middle of the night?"

Xie Ansheng wiped the sweat from his brow, said with a wry smile: "My friend was drunk in the middle of the night and asked me to help. When I came back, I didn't expect the car to run out of battery."

Xiao Moqian nodded with comprehension, and said, "Then why don't you put the car in my trunk and I'll take you back?"

Xie Ansheng looked at his car, and asked uncertainly, "The rear hood can't be closed, right?"

Xiao Moqian smiled and said: "It's okay, at worst, we won't get along. No one can see it at night."

Xie Ansheng, who was half dead from exhaustion, was not pretentious, and nodded directly, "Thank you so much, young master."

Xiao Moqian helped him carry the small eDonkey, and said, "Don't call me Young Master, it's not the feudal era, isn't everyone advocating equality now? Just call me by my name."

Xie Ansheng felt that what he said was quite good, and he had a better impression of this person.

"Thank you then, boss."

In fact, Xie Ansheng didn't like that title, he felt as if he was inferior to others.However, he is not equal to him after all, so in comparison, he prefers the title of boss, and writes the relationship between the two clearly, which can be regarded as clearing money and goods, and there is no unnecessary relationship involved.

The corners of Xiao Moqian's mouth were pursed into a straight line, thinking, take your time.

He wasn't in a hurry either.

In the car, Xie Ansheng started to sit down almost as soon as he touched the eyelids of the seat. Xiao Moqian thoughtfully put his seat back, "Squint for a while, and I will call you when the meeting arrives."

Xie Ansheng muttered, "Well, thank you..." Tilting his head, he immediately fell into a sleepless sleep.

Xiao Moqian's speed was not fast, even rather slow.Fortunately, it was late at night, and no one talked about him even if he drove like a walk.

Behind a Rolls-Royce, a small disheveled eDonkey drove slowly through one street after another, passing by rows of street lights.

The night wind blew in leisurely, blowing away the hair on Xie Ansheng's forehead.Through the dim street lights outside, Xie Ansheng, who was asleep, looked peaceful like an ink painting.

Xiao Moqian couldn't help reaching out to touch his forehead, which was as clean as jade. In an instant, a tiny current flowed from between his fingers to his left chest, where his heart was.

Even after picking up the plane tonight, the annoyance of worrying about the situation of the eldest brother has eased a lot.

After Xie Ansheng woke up, he found that it was past four o'clock. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at Xiao Moqian suspiciously.

Xiao Moqian looked at his confused look and curled his lips, "I was afraid that you would not sleep well, so I drove a little slower."

Xie Ansheng was extremely embarrassed, "Thank you so much, boss, do you want to go up and have a cup of tea?"

The person who was invited tried his best to suppress the joy in his heart that he was about to agree, and shook his head, "It's another day, it's too late today."

With such a reminder, Xie Ansheng felt that it was indeed too late, and couldn't help but feel even more guilty, "I really troubled you today!"

"Anyway, we have a lot of time, Xiaoxie bodyguard, I will leave my life safety to you." Xie Ansheng also relaxed when he heard his joking tone, and nodded heavily with a smile.