Straight Guy's Edible Guide

Xie Ansheng was wearing a white vest, showing his lean and lean arms, and was lying down sweating profusely under an ordinary Volkswagen.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills—"

A heroic soprano suddenly sounded, and there was a strong sense of vibration in the trouser pocket.

"Fuck!" Xie Ansheng stopped what he was doing impatiently, took out his mobile phone and clamped it to his neck, "Who is it?"

"It's me, Zhao An."

A deep and thick male voice came from the other end of the phone. Upon hearing this voice, Xie Ansheng immediately restrained himself.

"Hey, it's Brother Zhao. You have a lot to do, so why call me when you have time?"

Brother An on the phone enjoyed his hospitality very much, and his voice seemed to soften a lot for a while, "Brother, I don't want to talk nonsense with you, are you still working in the car dealership? I'll come and pick you up later."

Xie Ansheng curled his lips, although he was quite disdainful in his heart, but he did a good job on the surface, "Then how can I trouble you? Tell me the address, and I can take a taxi there by myself."

Zhao An obviously didn't want to take the trouble to pick him up, so he didn't talk nonsense with him, "Let's just say that, at seven o'clock in the evening, Haiyue Tea House, the old place."

"Dudu-"

Then the phone hung up so coldly and proudly.

Xie Ansheng crawled out from under the car with the phone in his hand, stared at the phone a few times, "Fuck, what the hell!"

Being overwhelmed by this phone call, I don't want to do any work in an instant.He took out a half-pack of cigarettes that someone had forgotten on the workbench, put it in his mouth, and lit it with a frown.

Xie Ansheng leaned against the table, smoking a cigarette one after another, exhaling circles of white smoke rings, looking at the rising white smoke, his eyes were misty, and he didn't know where they fell.

He, Xie Ansheng, has been a gangster for nearly ten years, and he finally ended his life of licking blood. Now that Zhao An makes a phone call, he has to run over to be his dog's envoy. Why?

Xie Ansheng grinned, revealing a mocking smile, not knowing who he was laughing at.

The sun at noon in summer can almost peel off the skin. Xie Ansheng took a bottle of water and sat in the shadow of the door, a little drowsy.

At this time, the boss, who was usually not easy to show his face, suddenly came to the door, smiling like a crumpled rotten orange with his greasy, bumpy face.

Xie Ansheng raised his eyelids and glanced over there, and saw a man coming out of a Rolls-Royce Phantom. His figure was tall and straight, especially his legs, which were very long.

He just glanced at it, leaving a general impression and then looked away.

No wonder, it must not be easy for Fatty Lin to come out to pick it up, just looking at the mount is extraordinary.

But it's none of his business.

The man spoke with a deep and pleasant voice. Xie Ansheng didn't know how to describe it, but the book likes to say it - "like a cello", although he has never heard what a cello sounds like, maybe that's it.

The man told Lin Wunan: "Wash both inside and out."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure it's clean." Fatty Lin nodded and bowed to the man, then turned his head and yelled at him, "Xie Ansheng, you're still going to be lazy there for too long, so hurry up and get out!"

Xie Ansheng straightened his feet, slapped his forehead, and rolled his eyes towards the sky expressionlessly, like a puddle of mud that couldn't support the wall.

"Should we let people rest?" He muttered a few words, and finally resigned to his fate and ran over, and put on a well-trained smile halfway through. That look was as cheap as it could be.

"Don't worry, Brother Lin." He said, and then pretended to discover suddenly, staring at Lin Wunan's trotters in surprise, "Brother Lin is indeed the big boss, these leather shoes are newly bought, they match you well, Isn't it cheap?"

Hearing this, the reserved rotten orange face turned into a rotten chrysanthemum face. Lin Wunan raised his three-fold chin, his small eyes were full of complacency, and he wanted to pretend to be a bit of a spendthrift, "It's very cheap, It’s only three thousand. Okay, okay, why don’t you go to the car wash, you lazy guy, and want to go drink the northwest wind?”

"Yes, I'll go right away. It's summer, I hope there will be a gust of wind!" Xie Ansheng said with a smile, "Who is that man? He is so handsome, and Brother Lin has to come and receive him in person."

Lin Wunan restrained his smile, glanced at the man not far away, lowered his voice and said to Xie Ansheng: "That man is terrible, you used to be a gangster, have you heard of the Xiao family on the road?"

Xie Ansheng was startled, "The Xiao family? Is that the Xiao family?"

Lin Wunan rolled his eyes at him, "Otherwise which Xiao family is it?"

After receiving the affirmation, Xie Ansheng took a deep breath.Naturally, he knew about the Xiao family. Decades ago, the underworld was still flourishing, and the Xiao family was originally just one of the low-level gangs.But since Xiao Anbang, the old master of the Xiao family, came to power, the Xiao family has gradually grown bigger. After annexing dozens of gangs, the underworld has gradually become the Xiao family's dominance.

What's more, the Xiao family has devoted themselves to whitening themselves these years, and now they have the right to speak in both black and white.

Seeing Xie Ansheng's expression as if he had been struck by lightning, Lin Wunan felt very satisfied, so he added a heavy bomb.

"That's the young master of the Xiao family."

Xie Ansheng's eyes widened as expected, "Why did he come here?"

Lin Wunan rolled his eyes again, "How do I know, I'm not his mother."

Xie Ansheng: "..." He thought to himself, if you were his mother, I really don't know how much his father's genes have been corrupted to suppress your strong face.

Maybe it was because he had waited too long, but Young Master Xiao cast his gaze in this direction.

Knowing the identity of that person, Xie Ansheng shuddered, and hurried over without Lin Wunan's urging.

Xie Ansheng has been at the bottom of society for more than ten years, and he has already eaten through the bowl of society.The ability to talk nonsense when seeing people, and talking nonsense when seeing ghosts is not unreasonable, but that is also in front of some small gods.

What he was facing now was the big Buddha, Young Master Xiao. If he accidentally offended him, there might be another floating corpse in the reservoir on the outskirts of the city. It was worse, and there might not be a whole corpse.

So he didn't even dare to fart, and he didn't even say hello, he directly greeted people's cars, as filial as he was to his ancestors.

Young Master Xiao was standing beside him, with his hands hanging on his sides. This is probably the way the older generation used to say "stand like a pine", he was extremely tall and straight.This person is good-looking, with branded clothes and special taste, he looks several grades higher than others.Xie Ansheng thought to himself, if this photo was taken and posted online, the group of fans would probably kneel and lick one after another.

When the man opened his mouth, he was extremely polite even to such an infamous person as Xie Ansheng. He said, "Thank you so much."

Hearing this, Xie Ansheng shook his hands, flattered.

He wiped the hood more carefully, and when the hood could reflect his face, he finally turned to the compartment.

Xie Ansheng pouted his buttocks, wishing he could take a picture with a magnifying glass.The owner of the car could tell that he was a clean-loving person. The interior of the car was tidy and clean, and Xie Ansheng couldn't find anything to ask for credit.

However, with the spirit of not letting go of a strand of hair, he really found something, and it was quite remarkable at first glance.

is a ring.

Lying quietly in the corner under the passenger seat.

Such a small thing, if it wasn't for him, Xie Ansheng, maybe he wouldn't have found out when the car was reimbursed.

The silver-white ring, with a few simple patterns engraved on it, was the size of a men's ring, and looked a bit like a wedding ring.Xie Ansheng thought to himself, could it be that young master Xiao is already married?

Xie Ansheng carefully picked up the ring, turned his head to Xiao Moqian and said, "Sir, your ring fell off."

Only then did he see Xiao Moqian's face clearly.

It was a very charming face with a classic oriental charm.He stood there, looking at you, just like what was written in the book, he is the beloved you have been waiting for all your life.

Xie Ansheng was stunned, but he wasn't thinking of his beloved.Rather... why does this person look so familiar?

In order to prove something, Xie Ansheng glanced outside the door.

On the billboard above the bus stop in front of the car dealership, the man with a close-up profile, isn't it the one in front of you?

The man could easily see what he was thinking, he smiled lightly, and admitted generously, "That's the commercial I shot."

How did Xiao Moqian, the hottest new actor in the entertainment industry, get involved with the young master of the Xiao family?

Xie Ansheng felt that he had discovered a great secret, but what he was thinking at this moment was, isn't he afraid of me breaking the news?

I believe that perhaps the expression on his face is too obvious in i's psychology, Xiao Mo read his heartfelt voice easily, and he said: "I, you are not that kind of person." Otherwise, what kind of person would I still be?Xie Ansheng gave him a complicated look, I won't tell you, for some reason, I once peed on your face on the billboard when the moon was dark and the wind was high.