Iceman Family

Standing there choked for a long time, I said with difficulty: "I..." I really don't like bellybands...

Before I could finish my words, I suddenly choked and gasped.Guan Lianyin got up quickly, handed me a cup of tea virtuously, stroked my back and said warmly: "Don't worry, sit down and talk slowly if you have anything to do."

I coughed for a long time before I straightened up, looked at the blue belly pocket not far away with resentful eyes, lowered my head and thought for a long time, and asked, "Does Uncle Shi really want to marry Ji Fuyan as his wife?"

"Of course not." Avalokitesvara answered very neatly.

Although he already knew that Guan Lianyin's trip was only at the orders of Daoist Jingxu, but he still felt a little subtle when he said these words so naturally.In this way, it doesn't matter whether he has any plans for the remaining pages of the Book of Eight Immortals Primordial Spirit.

"Uncle Shi's words make me very embarrassed." I said sternly, "When you are a matchmaker, being a good match is second, and the most important thing is the like-minded relationship between a man and a woman. Uncle Shi is a good-looking talent, so it is not difficult to win the girl's heart, but if Uncle Shi If you don't have the slightest affection for her, wouldn't it be hard for both of you on this long road to immortality? Can Uncle Shi really live a happy life after marrying her?"

After hearing this, Guan Lianyin was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Axi, did brother Linghu teach you to ignore me and go home quickly?"

As expected of a sharp old goblin, she hits the nail on the head. "It's nothing, I just can't bear to watch Uncle Shi ruin his happiness here." I hurriedly diverted the conversation, and said in a serious manner, "Marriage is a big thing, and I force myself to marry a woman I don't love for the sake of cultivation. It's really not worth it to be a Taoist companion."

"Axi's words are reasonable." Guan Lianyin gathered up her needle and thread, and said unhurriedly, "How can there be so many people in this world who agree with each other? There are so many suitors in Fenxiang City, none of them have seen Ji Fuyan. The true face of her, do they have feelings for her? Even if they fall in love after a long time after getting married, how long can they last?"

I sighed: "Since that's the case, why did Uncle Shi..."

"Axi's Taoism is too shallow, so I haven't seen through the world." Avalokitesvara said lightly, "After your realm improves, you will know that everything is just a cloud."

Looking at his calm look, I suddenly felt a little frustrated, and replied bluntly: "If that's the case, Asi would rather live forever than see through it."

Guan Lianyin looked at me, her phoenix eyes gradually narrowed. "At the beginning you had no objection to proposing a marriage for me, why are you persuading me now?" A deep, bewitching voice sounded beside my ears, and he leaned towards me, his cheeks almost touching mine , "Could it be..."

I felt my throat roll, and I moved backwards in a vain manner, but he still grabbed my shoulders and looked into my eyes affectionately: "Could it be that you fell in love with Uncle Shi?"

At the same time as the voice fell, I saw the reflection in Avalokitesvara's eyes emitting a puff of white smoke from the top of my head.Some kind of embarrassment-like emotion surfaced, I struggled to turn my head away, and stammered: "Shi, Uncle Shi, stop teasing Asi..."

Guan Lianyin chuckled, and pressed her cheek closer to me: "How do you know I'm teasing?"

I looked at him and he smiled at me.

A strange feeling spread between the two, he lowered his head, and slowly pressed his ruddy lips towards him; while I quietly opened the clothes on my chest, intending to release the anti-wolf spirit treasure to scare him.

At this moment, there was a short chirping of birds and the sound of flapping wings suddenly outside the window. A blue bird landed on the bracket beside us, tilted its head and looked at the two people who were stiff.Avalokitesvara clicked her tongue, separated from me with some pity, and stretched out her hand to let the blue bird jump on his finger.

The blue bird chirped in his ear for a while, he nodded, went to the window and let it out. "Lin Wanqiu is going to hold a matchmaking banquet tomorrow, and the next match will be up to you, Asi." He said in a leisurely tone, the ambiguity just now could not be seen on Jun's face.

I silently closed the clothes that had been opened a little, turned around and said, "Got it, I'll go back and get ready."

Glancing at the blue bellyband not far away, I subconsciously quickened my pace, for fear that Avalokitesvara would bring it up again. "Hey? Asi, I haven't got my bellyband yet..."

Hearing that, my pace is faster.

The door was closed and locked with a bang, and I breathed a sigh of relief facing the quiet guest room, opened the array and let the mandarin ducks out.

Yuanyang is a spirit with complete wisdom roots. I will never forget the scrolls and books I have read, because she is a clone that I personally hatched by putting the spiritual breath in the dantian, so all the memories when I act can be conveyed to my heart. , The effect is comparable to that of the ancestors of the gods.

She listed all the matchmaking banquets we had attended in the book, raised her chin and looked at my pensive look, and picked up the apron that I had thrown aside before to play with.

The so-called matchmaking banquet is a big banquet set up by rich families to entertain the ice people who come to propose marriage when they choose a son-in-law or marry a daughter. After eating and drinking enough, they start to discuss the marriage. Starting with the iceman who rings first, explaining the name and family background of the suitor, auspicious words are also indispensable; if anyone wants to refute his lies, he can ring the silver bell to confront him, and intend to refute this person The same goes for the Iceman.

To put it bluntly, it was a scolding feast without foul language.

I have participated in quite a few such banquets, otherwise, how could I have the ability to deflate Elder Longyuan of Dingyun Sect?Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little flustered, and didn't take this matter to heart. I picked up the list written by Yuanyang and flipped through it a few times, and then opened the novel I hadn't finished before and read it leisurely.

Avalokitesvara rarely came to disturb me, and I don't know if he is still rushing to make the unfinished apron.Glancing at the mandarin duck beside me, she was gesticulating on her upper body with her bellyband, stuck out her tongue when she saw me looking at her, and carried it into the formation together.

Because there was a spiritual stove next to me, I didn't care that the sky was still bright and white outside the window, and I fell asleep soundly with the help of the Dingyun wine.

"Axi..."

"Axi..."

In a misty dream, I was walking on the bridge of magpies in the clouds and mist, and saw a graceful beauty standing on the other side and smiling at me.When I went forward to embrace her in an extremely rippling manner, affectionate peach petals floated in the air, and the beauty in my arms turned into Avalokitesvara who was two inches taller than me.

I was startled suddenly, and it was indeed the face of Guan Lianyin in front of me.

He hugged my chest and waist sideways, and the heat clearly penetrated through the thin clothes, making me a little stiff.Looking sideways, he seemed to have stuck an ice charm on the corner of the spiritual furnace. Not only was the two of them hugging each other not hot, but rather comfortable.

"Uncle Shi..." I trembled.

Guan Lianyin quietly opened her eyes, as if she didn't notice the strange expression on my face, she looked at me and said, "Huh?"

His arm was on my upper body, and he showed no sign of moving away; I struggled for a while, then closed my eyes resignedly, and slept with him in a shameful position until dawn.

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Avalokitesvara is sleeping soundly, but I am not at all steady.

Until the two stepped into Lin Wanqiu's matchmaking banquet and sat down in the seats with famous signs, my eye circles were still dark.

Lin Wanqiu is very romantic, the mansion in the city is as beautiful as a fairyland, the place where the banquet is held is in the dense green forest, full of aura, it is a natural treasured place for cultivation.Pieces of flat fairy stones are placed in an open space, each of which is just enough for the suitor and the iceman to sit side by side. The silver bells and dishes have been prepared; while everyone is eating, they are listening to the tinkling sound not far away. The waterfall is not interesting.

Although the dishes were good, I didn't enjoy the taste. I was distracted during the banquet, staring at the silver bells next to each iceman, to see who was the first to be suppressed by everyone.

Unexpectedly, these icemen were more calm than I imagined, talking and laughing, drinking and eating meat until halfway through the feast, none of them reached out to touch the silver bell beside them, instead they all looked at their own bodies with tentative eyes peers.

Lin Wanqiu sat on the master's seat, and the water splashed by the waterfall around her slapped under her long red dress, such a beautiful scenery made this old hag extremely charming; I didn't want to pay attention to her at first, but her gaze was as fixed as a hook. She stuck to me so tightly that I lost my appetite, so I had no choice but to avoid her eyes in embarrassment, almost hiding myself behind Avalokitesvara.

Guan Lianyin quickly noticed my strangeness, she leaned forward calmly, blocking her scorching sight, and at the same time communicated with her with her eyes.

In the blink of an eye, I vaguely felt a sense of oppression and threat emanating from Guan Lianyin. Lin Wanqiu, who was eyeing me covetously, finally turned her head and stopped looking at me. "Uncle Shi..." I called Guan Lianyin extremely aggrieved, and lowered my head like a young daughter-in-law who has been looked down on, with a sad and painful face.

Guan Lianyin patted me on the shoulder and comforted me softly: "Don't be afraid, she doesn't dare to do anything to you."

I picked up a peanut and put it in my mouth, with lingering fear in my heart, I said, "If she does something to me, what will Uncle Shi plan to do?"

"What's the plan?" A cold light flashed in Guan Lianyin's eyes, she raised her eyes to look at Lin Wanqiu, and then smiled sullenly, "Of course they demolished their Fenxiang City."

I looked at Uncle Shi who was like a golden shield beside me, and at Lin Wanqiu who was suppressed by his aura, a sense of satisfaction of being protected spontaneously arose.Among the Icemen, there was no one who started to ring the bell. I was also happy to be leisurely at this time, picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat.

At this moment, I suddenly felt someone staring at me not far away, although it was slightly different from Lin Wanqiu's gaze just now, but it was equally hot, and I was so startled that I dropped my chopsticks and looked back hesitantly.

If it is another girl who is interested in me, I will commit a serious crime this trip.

When I saw someone winking at me by the fairy stone under the tree, I turned my head decisively, picked up a peanut as if nothing had happened, and put it into my mouth with shaking hands.Although I tried my best to ignore that person, Guanlianyin, who has always been keen, quickly discovered his existence. After staring at him for a while, he asked: "Axi, that girl is somewhat similar to you. Are you from the Linghu family?"

I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead, and said with a dry smile, "Hahaha... how is it possible, there are no girls in our generation of Linghu's family."

In order to divert Guanlianyin's attention, I picked up the silver bell at hand and said in a low voice: "The night is long and has many dreams. Uncle Shi, why don't we come first?"

The eyes of all the icemen and suitors were focused on the silver bell in my hand in an instant.Guan Lianyin thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "That's fine."

The clear ringing of the bell echoed in the forest, the figure of the girl sitting in the gauze curtain on the fairy stone moved, and Lin Wanqiu's eyes also cast towards me openly. "Oh? Is Mr. Xiqing going to take the lead?" She raised her eyebrows, as if she was very puzzled by my behavior of ringing the bell first.

I put down the silver bell, stretched out my hand to brush the hair next to my ear, cupped my fists and said with a smile: "The city lord is right, I'm going to be the first person to tell Miss Ji about the marriage."

Hearing this, all the icemen snickered secretly, stopped their chopsticks and looked at me intently.

Although there are many disadvantages in taking the lead, it can easily become the target of public criticism, but at this initial moment, the host's patience has not been polished, and the favor towards Iceman will be more.I, Linghu Xiqing, don't know anything else, but I have more than enough kung fu for verbal battles against the Confucians.

"If you talk about the No. 1 sect in the world, it must be the Dingyun Sect on the Dingyun Mountains. As long as everyone here has heard of Dingyun Patriarch, it is impossible not to have heard of his disciple Jingxu Zhenren. I don't know Guanlianyin, the closed disciple of Master Jingxu. Who is Guanlianyin? It's the one next to me."

Seeing everyone looking at Guan Lianyin, desperately wanting to pick out the flaws in his appearance, I smiled knowingly, and continued calmly: "In terms of family background, Guan Lianyin is a well-known member of the Yu Clan's Blue Bird Watching family. It has been favored by the gods since ancient times, and there are blessings everywhere from south to north. Famous cultivators abound, and Miss Ji is a close match; in terms of talent, Avalokitesvara is only more than two hundred years old and has already refined Zifu Yuanying To pure white, and the youngest of the other Nascent Soul cultivators here is over five hundred years old, and there is no one who has refined the Nascent Soul to pure white, who is slightly better, I think you have your own judgment."

"As for appearance..." I looked around meaningfully at the faces of bitter gourds present, and sighed, "Everyone can see for themselves."

Guan Lianyin calmly let everyone scrutinize her without saying a word.

All the ice men present frowned, they couldn't find anything to criticize from Avalokitesvara, and they looked quite disappointed.Since no one rang the bell to respond, I decided to accept it as soon as it was good, smiled mysteriously, and released the last big move: "In addition, I think all the immortals and Taoists here are quite old, and they have experienced it more or less. Regarding the matter of men and women, but Guan Lianyin is Tong Xiu who is like a fake, and he is very ignorant about the affairs of the house, and I think he will be loyal to Miss Ji in the future, and go to the immortal road together as a Taoist couple."

After speaking, I noticed that the eyes of many people changed.

What kind of concept is it to be more than two hundred years old and still be a boy?I think they all know that very well.

Avalokitesvara seemed a little embarrassed, and she didn't expect that I would tell this kind of thing in public. It took a long time to regain my composure, and she still sat calmly for them to watch.

Lin Wanqiu stared at Guan Lianyin, a suitor of the same age as her, with interest for a while, and raised her eyebrows as if she wanted to say something, but before she could say anything, the commotion at the matchmaking banquet was interrupted by the sound of ringing bells. replaced by

I noticed that the person who rang the bell was a yellow-faced young matchmaker with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes, dressed in a green and black coat, and looked very wretched.He stood up and laughed for a while, seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, he said slowly: "You said that he has never experienced anything between men and women, how can you prove that he has never had an affair with a man?"

My eyebrows twitched.

"Just now when we talked about appearance, we really took a closer look. A beautiful person like Guan Lianyin lived to be more than two hundred years old and was still single. If he hadn't suffered from physical illness, he must have lost his sleeve." Huanglian Xiao The media looked at Guanlianyin with obscene eyes, and continued with deep meaning, "Everyone knows that he has been a teacher of Dingyunzong for many years, and he is inseparable from his master Jingxu Zhenren. How many years has it been since that dirty thing!"

Seeing that we were stunned and did not reply, he thought he had hit Guan Lianyin's sore spot, and said triumphantly: "I see that Guan Lianyin came to propose marriage on this trip, and he just wanted to use Miss Ji as a cover to cover up his relationship with Jing. It's just a scandal of a real person."

After I listened quietly, I turned my head to look at Avalokitesvara beside me.Guan Lianyin drank tea calmly, as if she only regarded that man as a mad dog.

"Is there nothing to say?" The yellow-faced little matchmaker chuckled again, "Tsk, Iceman Linghu is only mediocre."

Lin Wanqiu, who was sitting far away on the emerald seat, frowned, as if she couldn't bear this man's obscene words and appearance, she shook her head in disgust, and without even looking at the monk beside him, she ordered to stand beside him. The maid said a few words, and scratched a few times on the list of suitors.

The corners of my mouth raised a slight arc, I left my seat straight away, and walked to the little matchmaker with square and gentle steps. "This little brother is really eloquent." I raised my chin and looked at him contemptuously, poked the handle of my fan on his chest, and smiled, "Now your mouth that likes to eat stinky tofu has finished speaking, it's your turn This son is gone."

Before he came back to his senses, I opened the fan with a clatter, and shook it with a smile: "The young master next to you knows the details very well. His surname is Wang and his name is Da stick. The reason for entering the fairyland is because of good luck. I once picked out a semi-finished golden elixir that the Taishang Laojun accidentally fell into the mortal world and fell into the donkey cesspit during the great solution. Sanxiu still wants to put Miss Ji's flower on this pile of cow dung, tsk tsk, the ghost will marry your daughter to you."

"But these are not the point." I suddenly turned my head, pointed at the strong man sitting next to me and said, "Wang Dagun lost his father when he was young, and the village is not very rich. There are not many people who can afford cattle, and he He has lived as a cattle butcher until his thirties. Is there any hidden meaning behind it? From my point of view, he was queued up by old men in the village as early as a teenager. The relatives were on the couch, and they survived in the poor village only because of their support, and because the concubine often had sex, the things they dissected must be several times thicker than ordinary people, so they didn't go to the human cesspit but to the donkey cesspit Li Dajie, now I picked up Laojun's golden core and stepped into the fairyland!"

The crowd was stunned.

"Everyone, is my analysis correct?" I waved my fan and smiled.

The burly man looked at me blankly, while the yellow-faced little matchmaker jumped up angrily and said, "You...you spitting blood!"

I held his heaving shoulders with the handle of my fan, and said innocently: "Just now you said that Avalokitesvara had an affair with his master Jingxu, and you asked me, an iceman, to provide evidence; now I say that Wang Dagun had an affair with Quan Quan The man in the village has an affair, if you want to refute it, should you also show evidence?"

With a puff, Lin Wanqiu burst into laughter.

With her smile, the people who were still suppressing it no longer forced themselves, they all fell on the fairy stone and laughed, even Guan Lianyin couldn't help laughing, and the phoenix eyes glanced at me faintly.

I waved to him in my spare time, took out something from the waist of the yellow-faced little matchmaker, shook it in front of his eyes, and asked, "What is this?" It took a long time to spit out four words from trembling lips: "Iceman Token."

After hearing this, I chuckled and held the palm inward, and the brand turned into powder in my hand.

"The real Iceman Token is made of black gold, and the Samadhi True Fire can't refine it, so how can it be easily destroyed by me?" I took out something from my waist and waved it leisurely in front of his eyes. "Have you heard of it? As soon as the black gold token engraved with the white fox's cloud pattern comes out, the ice people in the world will look up to our Linghu family. The Linghu family has been established in the cultivation world for thousands of years, and it has only been passed down for three generations. In terms of seniority, I am enough to be called your grandpa. Does your family know that you dare to be so awesome in front of your grandpa without a token?"