The lover that gravity makes is wrong

As the saying goes, when the book is used, there will be less hatred. This sentence is the same for the love idiot who is in love.

A week has passed since the Valentine's Day concert.

However, even now, every time a certain red-haired girl remembered the scene at that time, she couldn't help scratching her hair with smoke from the top of her head, screaming frantically, and hitting the table with her face flushed.

That familiar posture is similar to the embarrassing and indignant expressions of adults in this world when they recall the dark history of the past.

However, the situation of the third son is a little more complicated.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Who is coming, turn back the time!"

Thinking back calmly now, the third son felt that he was absolutely obsessed with ghosts at that time, so he made such a strange request without thinking.

Would Mr. Zhongyuan find it abrupt?

Will you feel offended?

Then again, it's too much to be tempted by an important friend!Isn't this what is often said in this world, rabbits eat grass beside their nests!

Countless strange worries and hesitation, like bubbles in boiling water in a pot, bubbled out one after another.

Inexplicable emotions that cannot be described in words stirred in the girl's chest, stronger than ever before.

Want to see him, but don't want to see him.

Both excited and mixed with an inexplicable resistance.

The keen sixth sense is constantly sending warning signals to the ghost girl, and she can't think about it any more, and she can't get any closer.

Otherwise, like a prey bound by a spider's silk, like an unlucky egg caught by an evil spirit, it will become swayed by gains and losses, and become not like itself.

This kind of pulling like a blunt knife, and the entangled emotions successfully made the third son's head shut down, and he subconsciously wanted to ask his reliable father for help again.

But a wonderful thing happened. When the third son found himself facing the face of the assistant ghost and god who was waiting in battle, he couldn't speak.

Obviously not long ago, she could seek the answer without any scruples, but when the answer was revealed, the red-haired girl didn't know how to describe her messy mood to her father.

Of course, there is another more important reason--

Her intuition told Sanzi that for the sake of Teacher Zhongyuan's life, it would be better for her not to seek guidance from her father.

By the way, regarding the suspicion of being bewitched,

On the second day after returning to hell, a certain ghost girl actually went to the Peach Blossom Spring in the Kingdom of Heaven, and asked the famous auspicious beast Bai Ze of the flower planter to exorcise evil spirits.

Hearing this, Momotaro couldn't help doubting his life: "...Master Sanko, you seem to be a ghost yourself, don't you?"

The third son who realized it later: "...ah, it's true."

On the contrary, an old Chinese doctor next to him rolled onto the ground clutching his stomach, slapped the ground frantically, and laughed loudly.

Almost without joy, hammering the ground to pieces.

"Hahahahahaha, I didn't expect that Shaking S daughter control to have today!"

"It deserves it! Hahahaha!"

"Ah, I really want to see that guy's expression now, I can definitely eat ten bowls of rice!"

"Master Bai Ze, you laughed too much! Master Sanzi is still here!"

The only conscience of the Hanfang House, Momotaro couldn't stand it anymore.

Is it really no problem for you to make such an auspicious look like a villain?

Most importantly, Momotaro's intuition told him that if he didn't stop his idiot boss, he would be in bad luck.

A ghost executive is staring straight at you!

He carefully recorded the conversation, and discussed it with his old father when he returned home, why did you get stared at you by God!

"Ah, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back for a while."

Finally having had enough of laughing, Bai Ze supported the medicine table and stood up from the ground.

He patted the hem of his clothes, looked at Sanzi, with a smile that had not completely faded in his voice,

"Sanzijiang, I can assure you that your symptoms are neither sick nor bewitched, it's just pure spring? Heart sprouting, spring? Heart sprouting."

"If you want to solve it, it's actually very simple."

Bai Ze patted the girl on the shoulder, and said something incredible with a refreshing expression,

"Go to the present world now, knock out the person who made you feel this way, tie it to the bed [beep——], then [this——] and then [la——] a few times, and the medicine is guaranteed to make you seriously ill. "

The third son had no expression on his face: "Uncle Bai Ze, although everything is silenced behind, I didn't hear what you were saying clearly. But my intuition tells me that you are coming up with bad ideas, just waiting to watch the show."

The old Chinese doctor who had been exposed for his small mind was not guilty at all, but shook his index finger and said meaningfully,

"Twitter, you're still too sweet, Sanzijiang."

"You must know that only men understand men best. Maybe the 'prescription' just now is what the other party is looking forward to!"

The red-haired girl said, I believe you are a ghost.

"Teacher Zhongyuan is not this kind of person, and then again..."

The third son spoke in a quieter voice, until his shoulders slumped and his mouth became an 'm' shape.

"According to the current "Love Book", I am now 'unrequited love'."

In addition, in the past few days, she has found all kinds of things on the Internet, such as——

【"I treat you as a close friend and you still harbor evil intentions?!"】

【"Going one step further, you don't even have to be friends!"】

【"Who said that men and women don't have pure bond and friendship! Get out of the way"]

The third son's mood is even more gloomy for popular science knowledge posts like this.

"Unrequited love..."

Bai Ze stroked his chin, stared at the red-haired girl who was in distress, and suddenly felt sympathy for the guy called 'Mr. Zhongyuan'.

Although I don't know the cause and effect, but judging from the third son's current performance, the 'Mr. Zhongyuan' didn't waste his time and tried his best to guide him repeatedly, and his name Bai Ze was written upside down.

Don't look at Sanzijiang's good-tempered and talkative appearance, but she was nicknamed "the steel plate in the sky that can never be attacked" by the jailer of hell.

Just talking about the first round of 'stereotypes', there are not many.

I heard that not long ago, the second-in-command assistant of a certain EU hell had a mournful face, holding a heartbroken boy's heart (?) and went back to the West in a precarious manner.

Well, with his No.60 seven unsent challenge letters.

It can make the steel plate bloom. Just because of this perseverance and courage, Bai Ze, who is also a man, couldn't help giving a thumbs up in admiration.

Of course, the scene in hell after the boy died must be very exciting.

Here, Bai Ze was having a crazy storm in his head, eating all kinds of melons, while the third son on the other side let out an 'ah', remembering the business,

"By the way, Uncle Bai Ze, is the medicine that Dad ordered before ready?"

"Hey, it's definitely a genuine product!"

"Thank you."

The third son carefully took the bottle containing the medicine, remembering the extra explanation from the ghost lamp, and added,

"In addition, I also need some medicinal snow lotus."

Bai Ze recalled where the snow lotus grows, and nodded cheerfully,

"That's on the other side of the Taolin, Sanzijiang, wait a minute, I'll pull some back."

Momotaro: "Ah, I'll do the chores..."

"no problem, no problem."

A certain auspicious beast opened the door with a smile, and walked out in a bouncing manner, "I'm in a good mood today, so let's celebrate~"

The boss said so, of course, as an assistant, he would not have any objections.

but……

Momotaro looked at the back of Bai Ze walking away humming a song, and suddenly felt that this picture seemed familiar?

A memory of a classic "Auspicious Beast Falling into Naraku" popped out of my mind.

Momotaro's mouth twitched, suddenly feeling ominous.

Especially this premonition reached its peak when he turned his head and saw the red-haired girl seriously pulling out a camera from her pocket.

The corners of Momotaro's eyes twitched: "That...Master Sanko, is this camera?"

"Ah, this?"

The third son adjusted the focus of the camera, aimed at Bai Ze's back, and pressed the button with a snap.

"Father said, this is to thank Uncle Bai Ze for helping to refine medicine, and I specially borrowed super useful props from Dorai B Meng!"

"It is said that it can fundamentally realize Uncle Bai Ze's wish to hang out with cute girls every day."

Let Master Bai Ze stick to cute girls all the time?

Why is he so unbelievable?

Momotaro glanced at the camera, then at the back of his boss, hesitant to speak.

Sure enough, his premonition came true.

As the camera shutter clicked, Sanko and Momotaro noticed that a black-haired young man in a turban suddenly fell in the distance.

When he got up clutching his forehead, the buttons on his chest burst open with a 'pop'.

To describe his state in one sentence is——

There are two more lumps on the flat chest, and a little less on the waist.

Bai Ze (♀): "Ahhhhhh!"

Third son: "..."

Momotaro: "...This is really, fundamentally solved."

"My lord, third son."

"Ok?"

"Is there a time limit for this item?"

"Hmm." The third son lowered his head and flipped through the manual.

"The book says that as long as you persist in standing on your head against the moon for 49 days, you can solve it."

Momotaro: "..."

As expected of Mr. Ghost Lamp.

It seems that Uncle Bai Ze can't get any useful advice here.

The third son sighed melancholy.

So here comes the question, besides the dead, among the people she knows, there are also non-single people, can you give someone to guide?

Preferably female.

The answer is, there really is.

——"So, that's why you broke into my concubine's mansion at three in the morning and dragged me out of bed?"

Inside the Palace of the Burning Place of Hell

The former First Assistant Officer, Izana Beauty, narrowed her eyes and stared kindly at the red-haired girl who was clutching her head and giggling.

"... Forget it, it sounds like an interesting thing, so I will reluctantly guide you."

A certain queen of hell was reluctant, but she acted quite honestly. She quickly took tea, fruit plate and melon seeds and sat down in front of the third son.

There is no way, the days after retiring are really boring.

It is rare for a gossip to jump into her yard with a melon in her hand, so Izanami has no reason.

"Tell me, how did that boy answer?"

What, how did you answer?

The third son recalled the scene at that time, and he didn't know what to think of, his cheeks were slightly flushed.

She clenched one hand into a fist, coughed near her mouth, and looked away as her heart beat faster.

Then, under Izanami's expectant gaze, a word popped out in a low voice,

"Teacher Zhongyuan said yes, yes."

okay.

Izanami nodded, and assumed the dignified and rigorous posture of someone who came here, ready to meet the following.

As a result, ten seconds passed, and the red-haired girl on the opposite side didn't say a single extra word.

Instead, he consciously bit the cookie and looked at her with blinking eyes, as if obediently waiting for guidance.

The beauty of Izanah seemed to hear the sound of the unripe melon breaking,

"...That's it, it's gone? That's it?!"

Actually, of course it's more than that.

It's just because of the perspective of a love idiot, the queen of Huangquan naturally couldn't get a richer answer.

Izanami was silent for a moment, then suddenly slapped the table and stood up, turning aggressively into the room.

After a while, the Queen of Heaven brought out a mirror from the back room, and pressed it on the table with a sound of 'Duang'.

The huge force made all the tea sets on the table jump up.

After seeing what was in front of him clearly, the cookie in Sanzi's mouth suddenly 'squeaked' and fell down.

"... Yata Mirror?!"

The red-haired teen knew the mirror.

It is one of the three great artifacts in the neon legend, together with the Kusanagi sword and the Bachi Qiong Gouyu.

It is said that it has the power to see the truth of all the world——

Then it was used by Izanami as a video recorder.

Although, although it is very shocking, what's the matter if you can't be moved at all?

The third son silently swallowed the biscuit in his mouth: "Ah! Suddenly, I suddenly remembered that the kotatsu in the room was not turned off, Beauty Izanna, forgive me..."

"stop."

An arm stretched out and grabbed the red-haired girl by the back collar, "It's summer in hell, where does the kotatsu come from?"

"You! Put your hands up!"

The third son, the third son didn't dare to move, and honestly put his hand on the Yata mirror.

The sleeping Yata mirror was awakened.

A layer of water-like ripples appeared on the clear mirror surface, gradually reflecting the follow-up of Sanzi and Zhongyuan Zhongye in the cherry blossom forest in the park a few days ago.

****

"Teacher Zhong Yuan, can I call you 'Zhong Ye'?"

The red-haired girl in the mirror, as soon as she spoke, she showed a frightened expression before waiting for the other party's reaction.

"No! That... I mean, I want to get closer to Mr. Zhongyuan... No! Anyway, it's just..."

The redheaded girl tried to explain.

But for some reason, his mouth seemed to be out of control, and he kept uttering strange words.

The third son waved his hands in a panic, his eyes were circling like mosquito coils in anxiety, and he didn't dare to look at Zhongye's expression at all.

In the end, she simply stretched out her hand, covered her mouth as if covering her ears and stealing the bell, and turned her head as if nothing happened.

But feelings are like coughing, which cannot be hidden.

The red-haired ghost covered his mouth, but his heart overflowed from his emerald green pupils, which seemed to glisten with water.

The strong embarrassment made the girl blush all the way from her face to her neck, and her chain bones were covered with a layer of crystal pink, which was especially obvious under the design of the off-the-shoulder dress.

The cherry blossom forest is extremely quiet.

The sound of the ensemble playing in the distance stopped at some point.

Only the wind blows through the treetops.

The white dove flapped its wings and landed on a blossoming branch, unintentionally knocked a precarious pink-white petal off the branch, and landed lightly on the side of the third son's blush-stained neck, stopping at the depression of the collarbone .

outside the mirror

Sanzi' Woo! ' With a sound, he closed his eyes as if he couldn't bear to look directly, and slammed his forehead heavily on the table.

An expression that was too ashamed by the 'black history' to take a second look.

The ghost messenger, who was so shy that he was going crazy, looked away.

However, Izanami, who was also a bystander, clearly saw through the mirror the violent and terrifying emotions in the eyes of the brown-haired mafia.

Like a happy beast, it finally waited for the approach of its prey.

Wanting to bite the back of the girl's neck, forcing her to turn her face away, without leaving any space or leeway, grabbing her lonely wrist, pulling her into the trap disguised by flowers and candies.

Even if you cry jerky, you have to be patient and bear more.

This is definitely not something that can be classified as sweet first love, sour pink emotion.

It is definitely not suitable for a certain love idiot who has just opened up.

If you are discovered, you will definitely shrink back and run away.

Obviously, the ochre-haired boy in the mirror also noticed this.

He stopped extending his hand to the third son, then restrained and gently placed his palm on the top of the red-haired girl's head.

Even though his other hand hidden behind his back was clenched tightly, the back of his hand was bulging with terrible veins due to too much force, and a seemingly invisible wrinkle was printed on the black glove.

But when Zhongyuan Zhongye spoke, his voice was still flawless, and to the third son's ears, it sounded more gentle than the spring breeze in February.

"Third son."

"……doing what?"

The shoulders of the red-haired girl covering her mouth moved slightly, her eyes fixed on the petals on the ground, and she did not look up.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't mean to be reluctant, but chuckled tolerantly: "Would you like to shout and try?"

"..."

"........."

The third son did not speak.

The ocher-haired mafia still endured patiently, patiently.

Until the "invisible" little koala lying on the tree trunk, I can't wait to jump down and kick a jio red-haired girl to fast forward,

The third son finally spoke, and the low voice leaked from the loosened fingers, and floated into the ears of Zhongye Zhongyuan in the spring wind——

"...Chuya—teacher."

Chuya Nakahara's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and a complicated look appeared on his face.

"Why did you add 'teacher'?"

Yeah, why?

Outside the sky mirror, Izanami also raised her eyebrows suspiciously.

Then she saw that the red-haired girl in the mirror blinked her eyelashes, and blurted out again without thinking, as if instinctively,

"Because there are many people who call you 'Zhongye', but I am the only one who calls you 'Mr. Zhongye'."

"I want to be the most special."

……

…………

When Yata mirror came here, the replay ended.

After watching the whole process, Izanami silently turned her head.

She stared at the third son lying on the table, her ears flushed with embarrassment, and she almost buried her face in the table.

After a long silence, Queen Huangquan calmly picked up the cookie on the plate and took a bite.

Bah, it smells like dog food.

"Third son..."

"Izana Beauty?"

The Queen of Huangquan drank dog food-flavored tea and said indifferently: "Originally, this concubine planned to throw you out."

The third son looked up in shock: "Why?!"

You agreed to give me the guidance of someone who came here!

"But after thinking about it, I changed my mind again."

Izana Beauty paused for a while, looking at the third son with meaningful sympathy in his eyes,

"You don't need guidance at all, just follow your inner intuition now, just a little—"

"Take advantage of the time to read more books and add some necessary knowledge."

Otherwise, when the time comes, I will really cry.

Third son: "?"

what book?

Is it "The Book of Love: Teach You to Win Him, Twist Your Heartstrings Edition"?