The lover that gravity makes is wrong

Recently, everyone in PortMafia found that their boss, the Zhongyuan cadre, was a little restless.

The specific performance is to look at the mobile phone three times every half hour.

When passing by the express receiving area on the first floor of the building, there will always be a super obvious glance at the desktop, seemingly unintentionally.

After discovering the new object box, he rushed over excitedly with bright eyes, but after seeing the signature clearly, he quickly lowered his face and walked away expressionlessly.

After a long time, even the little brother in black suit who was in charge of the inspection couldn't help wondering whether he had missed important items from the Central Plains cadres.

Of course, these small changes did not affect the task style of Gravity making adults act swiftly and resolutely.

It's just that occasionally I accidentally distracted, didn't control my strength, and crushed the enemy into a small cake of gravity, so that the logistics personnel who cleaned up the scene had to bring shovels and high-pressure water guns every time.

After a week like this, inside Hong Kong and Black

In a certain mysterious chat group, finally in a dark and windy night, a message popped out quietly.

【"No! We can't go on like this anymore! We must investigate clearly today, what turned our 'Most Wanted to Be a Boss No.1' Lord Zhongyuan into a terrifying devil!"]

【"Could it be that man appeared again and blew up your wine/car/house?"】

The experienced black suit No. [-], like a conditioned reflex, was the first to think of this possibility.

【"Impossible, impossible, if that's the case, the adults would have scolded me a long time ago, how could it be possible to behave like a 'teenager pregnant with X'?"]

【"Big guts! The upstairs dares to openly slander the boss, the young Si Chun!... Hurry up, I want to listen."】

【"Ah? I just mentioned it casually."】

【"But... don't you guys feel that Mr. Zhongyuan waits for things recently, there is a special sense of sight? Anyway, every time my daughter waits for her boyfriend's gift, she always...cough cough, You understand."]

【"If you say that, it's true."】

【"However, there aren't any major festivals recently, and Lord Zhongyuan's birthday is still two months away. Where did you get the gift from?"】

【"Oh, it looks like a single dog upstairs."】

【"Let me give you a reminder, February NO.14 is coming soon."】

【"February 2? Difficult to say! It's that love, love, love..."】

【"Oh! It's Valentine's Day! What are you stammering upstairs, I'm so anxious!"】

["Valentine's Day? Wait for Valentine's Day? You guessed it right? That's a Central Plains cadre who is on the way to work overtime and has no holidays. Even if he goes to the bar for a drink, he will be suddenly called away by a work call! Where did he come from? Lover? Did it come out of the ground!"]

【"...Maybe, it really came out of the ground."】

A trumpet who had never spoken before quietly popped up and broke out a shocking news.

【"Do you still remember the red-haired girl that Master Zhongyuan took away on the boat last time when he was on a business trip to the West? A dog that caught fire from the Corsican army."]

【"Picked up... the dog that stole the army fire..."】

【"This short sentence contains so much information that I don't even know which part to focus on first."】

【"Of course it's the part of the red-haired girl! Will the upstairs focus on the key points!"】

【"However, speaking of it this way, when I entered the office yesterday, I accidentally saw that the Central Plains cadres were staring at the calendar on the table in a daze"】

【"... still at the position of 14, it looks like a circle is drawn... ah.】

【"……what."】

【"……what."】

So, case solved.

The men in black suits holding their mobile phones raised their heads and looked at each other. Everyone had similar sleepwalking expressions on their faces——

Their Central Plains cadres, are they really in love? !

And still, anxiously waiting for the natal chocolate, the appearance that you can tell that you haven't chased someone yet...? !

How!meeting!like!this!

Those in black suits held their mobile phones, their pupils trembling.

Two seconds later, they suddenly came back to their senses in a trembling, and frantically deleted their speech with trembling hands.

Then log out the account, disband the chat group, all in one go.

They don't know anything.

Well, yes, they don't know anything.

... However, the fact is that this group of black suits not only knew everything, but also guessed everything correctly.

The gravity envoy of the Central Plains is still waiting for his Valentine's Day gift today.

Since Chuya Nakahara said goodbye to his third son in the United States a week ago, he hasn't seen any news about the red-haired girl mentioning Valentine's Day gifts, but he has talked a lot about the latest changes in hell.

For example, a certain artificial AI took the initiative to knock on the door of Huangquan to report, and was warmly welcomed by the jailers, especially the bosses of the torture department.

Happy to get 007's fulfilling life as a worker.

Another example, the temporary partner of the previous mission, suspected of being strangely stimulated, sent a challenge letter from EU Hell every day...

Wait a minute, what's up with this temporary partner?No matter how you look at it, it's a bit suspicious.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the chat log, and among the photos taken by the third son casually, the stack of challenge letters used to pad the corner of the table slowly narrowed his eyes, keenly smelling an unusual message from it.

However, according to the current intelligence analysis, the threat from the other party can be ignored for the time being.

Judging from the advantage of snatching attention, he has the upper hand.

In the cadre's office, the ocher-haired mafia sat in a large armchair, with his slender fingers forming a bridge on the table, staring at the chat records on the mobile phone carefully, with a serious face and sharp eyes like a knife.

Those who don't know, think that the cadre is thinking about some important task.

However, in reality, Master Zhongyuan only had one thought in his head at this time——

That idiot, shouldn't he just forget it? !

As soon as this idea came up, the more Zhongyuan Zhong thought about it, the more desperate he found that this really fits the style of a certain red-haired ghost!

Oops!Is it a wrong move? !

Nakahara Chuya's complexion changed suddenly, the expression of the cat who looked like a dried fish had been robbed, made Ozaki Koye at the door stunned for a moment, covered his lips with his sleeve unceremoniously, and laughed out loud.

The ochre-haired boy came back to his senses abruptly, and after seeing the narrow eyes of the person coming up, he couldn't help but coughed in embarrassment,

"Cough, big sister."

Koye Ozaki is Nakahara Nakaya's first boss after joining Hong Kong and Hero, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a respected leader like an elder sister.It can be said that it is quite embarrassing to be caught by the other party with such an unsteady performance.

"Does the leader have any orders? Eldest sister."

Zhong Yuanzhong also tensed his face, trying hard to restore the accidentally broken image.

Koyo Ozaki smiled and squinted at the gravitationalist who was trying to win respect, but he didn't want to expose it. He reached out and took out a file and handed it to Chuya.

"It's not something important, I just came to tell you that the results of the previous interrogation came out. You have indeed mixed in a batch of small bugs here, and the target should be the 'candy' ingredients left over from Corsica."

"Zhongye, the information about your mission has been leaked."

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the words, his expression became solemn, and a sharp look flashed across his brows and eyes: "Do you need me to do it?"

"Need not."

The mafia cadre with all kinds of styles straightened his cuffs, and spit out a bloody sentence lightly,

"Ogai-sama wants to keep them for a while. Instead of wasting them like this, it's better to use them as bait to attract vultures to show up. It's also considered waste utilization, and maybe it can have unexpected effects."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a while, agreeing to the plan.

"But it's just such a small matter, let eldest sister make a special trip..."

The ocher-haired mafia was a bit of a surprise.

Could it be that besides his undercover agents, there are other important hidden secrets?

As if seeing through Chuya Nakahara's thoughts, Koyo Ozaki smiled and gestured to the file on the table with his eyes,

"Look, Chuya, you will need it."

he will need?

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the file suspiciously. After groping for a while, he took out a magazine-like book and two tickets for the piano solo performance on Valentine's Day.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also startled, quickly reacted, and went to look at the book.

Then he suddenly choked on the title of the magazine, choked on his saliva, and let out a series of earth-shattering coughs.

On the cover of the magazine it was written——

"Teach you to win her heart~dokidokiHeart Love Collection 2"

By the way, "The Book of Love 1" is still lying in the drawer of a gravity user, with many small notes pasted next to the pages.

Zhong Yuanzhong also became angry from embarrassment: "Sister!"

Ozaki Koyo smiled and walked away amidst the younger brother's embarrassing shouts.

The light from the corridor fell on the pupils of the female Mafia, and there was a rare warmth in those usually cold eyes.

Young people's first love is always worrying about gains and losses, and it is fascinating.

...It would be great if there was a good result.

*****

At the same time, Huangquan Hell

"Ah! I can't think of it... I have no clue!"

The red-haired girl sitting on the courtyard steps grabbed her hair in despair and uttered a helpless scream, which made the snapdragons in the courtyard tremble with fright, and collectively uttered a neat chorus of "oh ga".

The third son stared quietly at the vigorous and magical animals and plants, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Why don't you give me a snapdragon?"

It can be used as an ornamental animal and plant, and it can be squeezed to maintain the throat, and it can also be made into delicious sashimi. It is simply the best gift for Valentine's Day!

As a gift for Valentine's Day, look for the hell brand snapdragon!

【"Third son, I sincerely suggest you to choose another option."】

A familiar electronic sound came from the side, breaking Sanzi's beautiful fantasy.

Taking the universal values ​​and social norms of human beings as the standard, if the third son really gave the snapdragon, the first gravity envoy would be too pitiful.

Even the AI, who is often ridiculed for being artificially retarded, can't help but feel pitiful for him at the level of sympathy.

The third son turned to look at the Mark [-] robot beside him, and greeted him familiarly.

"Hey, little A, how are you doing recently, are you still used to work?"

【"a piece of cake."】

The golden-red steel made a take-off gesture towards the red-haired girl, the position of the cluster gun on the chest lit up, and skillfully cast a proud emoji with her arms akimbo.

【"The temporary memory platform built by Dr. Hiraga is enough for me to deal with the database of good and evil during the lifetime of the deceased, the monitoring of the eight cold hell modules, and the construction of the beautiful girl maid with cat ears at the same time."】

"Oh, that would be nice."

The third son nodded absent-mindedly, perfectly ignoring a certain point of complaint about the strange style of painting, and continued to stare at the snapdragon in a daze.

It can be seen that the proposition of 'Valentine's Day gift' really occupied her mind just as a gravity envoy wished.

A67X stared at the third son with small inverted triangle eyes, then silently opened the background of the program, and sent a pop-up email to the ghost guards.

"How about sending a portrait?"

Eggplant sat down next to the third son with the drawing board in hand, waved the pencil in his hand,

"Every time my mother receives a painting, she always shows a very happy expression."

"Portrait? Although it is a good proposal, but..."

The third son held his chin and thought about it carefully, and regretfully found that she had already delivered this when she was on flight 864.

The white-haired ghost jailer thought for a few seconds, then took out a bottle of black string hell mud emitting black air from his arms,

"Then send a stereoscopic 3D version?"

"Don't bring up such nightmare ideas, eggplant! What if Mr. Sanzi takes it seriously!"

Tang Gua punched his natural friend on the head, recalling again the fear of his clothes being dominated by frogs.

Seeing this, the red-haired ghost girl silently withdrew her hand reaching for the paint, clenched a fist with one hand and coughed, "W-how could it be, I didn't take it seriously!"

Tang Gua stared at him with dead fish eyes.

Sir Sanzi, that's not what you said just now with eyes that were as bright as a light bulb.

Eggplant touched the big bag on his head aggrievedly: "Then what does Tang Gua think you want to give?"

"Eh? Me, me?"

The dark-haired ghost jailer boy thought for a moment, then suddenly covered his face with his hands, and for some reason, his entire face turned tomato-colored in embarrassment.

"My, my, my words, of course roses, ah, is it better to prepare another pair of rings at this time? I also need to hand in my salary card, and the other is %&*%(&..."

Third son: "..."

eggplant:"……"

【"Very good, there is no reference value at all."】

A67X concluded with a hammer, ["By the way, Senior Tang Gua, according to the model calculation, based on your current progress, the probability of successfully proposing to Director A Xiang is as low as 0.00000001%. Here I suggest you work more overtime and dream less."]

"Varied!!"

Tang melon, sinking.

"The old man thinks that Tang Gua's suggestion is worth considering."

King Yan Mo sat down across the A67X, his huge body was so crowded that everyone in the corridor swayed, and the third son sitting on the outermost edge was accidentally squeezed out of his seat and sat on the floor.

"Look, isn't there a saying that has been circulating in this world, 'If you love him, send him the most shining rose.'"

Everyone is silent.

King Yan Mo, what era are you talking about? It's too old-fashioned, and...

"Stop it, Master Sanzi! Don't rush to write! Send roses to friends of the opposite sex, and you will definitely capsize the boat of friendship and die violently on the spot!"

"Hey, is, is it? Are the rules of this world already so strict!"

A certain red-haired girl who was stopped was greatly shocked, and silently crossed out Rose's option.

It's so hard, Valentine's Day gifts are so hard.

The third son looked at the row of crossed-out alternatives in the small notebook, and sighed as if the examinee couldn't write the last big question.

All the ghosts nodded in unison: Yes, it is really difficult, the world is so strict.

【"Cheer up, Sanzi! It's not time to give up yet!"】

The golden and red Iron Man opens the backstage and boards the current website,

【"Since it is a social activity in this world, we should use the rules of this world to defeat it!"】

【"Third son, based on 3987675 search entries in the past ten years, I combined the four social networking sites LINE, Twitter, Instagram and Mixi for reference, and came up with the best answer!"]

"Oh oh oh! What is it!"

The red-haired girl sat up startled in her dying illness.

Holding a pencil, staring at Iron Man with sparkling eyes, heck, it is the greatest invention of mankind across the century, artificial intelligence, and poses a pious posture to listen to the holy will.

Tang Gua on the side also revived in an instant, took out his small notebook and followed the crowd to stand ready.

At this moment, they are not a ghost fighting!

Gathering 100 years of human wisdom to be with them!

Great intelligent life is with them!

【"cough."】

Bathed in the adoring eyes of everyone, the AI ​​coughed solemnly, projected a small blackboard from the laser light on its chest, and knocked on it in a serious manner.

["Article [-] of "Sun X's Art of War", know yourself and your enemy, and you can defeat magic with magic!"]

A67X played the drums, and slowly read out the best answer in the passionate BGM——

["Ten years of fighting, ranking first, never falling behind - let us welcome the champion: make a delicious chocolate with love, it is especially recommended to relax under the music of lovehotel and the drunken lights. Take it easy, hiccup your lover with your body and mind &&... hiccup!]

...Then he was hit on the head by a black mace flying across the sky, and the fuselage and the small blackboard were smashed into the dirt pit.

The projection screen suspended in mid-air flickered, and before the third son could see the second half of the suggestion clearly, the screen made a 'pop' sound, and disappeared on the spot as the AI ​​physically powered off.

"What are you doing sitting here? The lunch break is over."

Accompanied by a deep voice, the ghost assistant officer in a black kimono came slowly from the other end of the corridor.

He pulled out the mace that was smashed into the pit with one hand, and slowly swept the people on the steps with his long and narrow gray eyes.

"What are you talking about? Your Majesty, are you just fishing for laziness?"

"Alas!!!"

The jailers headed by King Yan Mo shook their heads like a frog being targeted by a black mamba, stood up on the spot, bowed ninety degrees to apologize,

"I'm sorry Ghost Lantern/Master Ghost Lantern! We're disbanding now!"

"Oh! Dad!"

In the neat swearing, there was an incongruous sound of surprise.

who is it! !There is a traitor among us...

Everyone turned their heads in unison, and saw a certain red-haired ghost girl, like a sunflower seeing the sun, her eyes lit up, she ran to her father happily, stretched out a hand out of habit, and grabbed the assistant officer's hand. Cuff hem.

... Oh, it's a fool father, it's okay.

The ghost jailers withdrew their eyes silently, taking advantage of the time when Master Ghost Lantern was talking to his daughter, they skillfully raised and called King Yan Mo, and turned their heads to run away.

Sorry Sanzijiang/Master Sanzi!Gifts are all up to you.

Our will is with you!

"Tsk, these guys really have too little workload."

Ghost Lamp stared expressionlessly at the few people who ran away, and silently added a few more stacks of documents to a certain hell manager with the highest title in his heart.

"Dad, have you encountered any troublesome work? I can help!"

The red-haired girl clutching the corner of the assistant officer's clothes obediently recommended herself, as if a fluffy puppy tail appeared behind her, shaking it excitedly, and even her mouth turned into a 'w' shape.

"For work..."

Ghost Lantern rubbed his chin, "I'm about to inspect various departments, do you want to come?"

"Go-!"

The third son agreed without even thinking about it, completely forgetting the troubles a few minutes ago.

"I don't like to live in hell. Everything is normal here. How about the recording department?"

"A word from the Records Department," the red-haired girl who was acting as an assistant flipped forward two pages of notes and reported,

"After Xiao A took over the proofreading work, the symptoms of the spiral collapse of the word 'ah' that the jailers regarded as 'amount' were relieved. The permanent infirmary and psychological counseling room reported that the patient's condition was recovering well, but Director Ye Ji visited The number of times has increased.”

"I said a lot of things like 'Only writing is the real future, and I absolutely don't admit this kind of crooked trend'."

"Well, this is probably the contradiction between artisans and technology, a common occurrence. Don't worry, the director will find a new balance soon."

Ghost Lantern paused at this point, glanced at the other notes in Sanzi's notebook, and opened his mouth,

"It's you, do you have a clue about the gift?"

"!!"

The sudden words of the ghost lamp made Sanzi's pen tip pause, and his momentum visibly sank to the naked eye.

Well, think about it too.

The assistant officer, who had already anticipated this situation, was not surprised by this.

Ghost Lantern glanced at the daughter who was about to emit ghost fire on her head, and pointedly said,

"Instead of worrying about the problem itself, it is better to sort out the source of the trouble."

"Son, have you ever thought about why you insist on giving a Valentine's Day gift to a friend of the opposite sex?"

The red-haired ghost girl was taken aback for a moment, and her expression suddenly dawned on her.

Yeah, why would she want to send it?