The lover that gravity makes is wrong

The third son's words made the AI ​​in the shape of a stuffed dog stuck, and fell silent for a second.

Everyone present found that a light-like texture appeared on the puppy's right eyeball.

Immediately afterwards, a series of complex blue codes flew over quickly, and Zhongyuan Zhong, who was the closest to the puppy, even suspected that he heard the sound of the plush dog's internal calculations being fully activated.

【"Connecting to the database... the existing data is insufficient, try to access the history of human mythology."】

["Find 48792 related matching entries, match the context, and determine that none of them are positively related..."]

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Is this puppy really artificial intelligence, not artificial retardation?

If it were an ordinary person, by this time the AI's off-topic behavior would probably have been interrupted, and it would be developing in the direction of a large-scale cross-species quarrel.

But the red-haired girl didn't show any sign of anger, instead she stared at the puppy patiently, with a look of 'I'm not in a hurry, you can think slowly'.

For some reason, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the inexplicably harmonious girl and dog, and suddenly had the illusion of watching the senior dog biting a mace, teaching the junior mechanical dog a lesson.

"..."

No, no, no, don't think about Zhongye in the Central Plains, even if there is a shortage of people in hell, this idiot will not kidnap an AI and go back to squeeze it.

But soon, the next conversation between one person and one dog ran perfectly in the direction of a certain gravitationalist's guess.

【"Third son, I suspect that this sentence is an 'ironic term' after being offended by human beings in social interaction, but since I haven't detected changes in the emotional magnetic field around you, please allow me to double-check—"】

The A67X tracked space vehicle looked at the girl and asked seriously with a dog face,

【"Master Sanzi, may I ask, 'Xiaogou, do you know where the last person who tried to threaten the ghost messenger is now?' Is this question ironic?"]

Needless to say!Obviously that's the only answer, right? !

Is this AI really okay?

Kudo Shinichi and Kudo Yusaku silently turned their heads to look at the ghost messenger, for fear that she would pull out a mace in the next second and give some artificial mentally retarded a hard time on the spot, demonstrating the answer with actions.

Unexpectedly, the red-haired girl nodded with the same serious face,

"Yes, I was 'sarcasm' and tried to put pressure on me, implying that I would refuse your request without hesitation—"

"Unless you sign this "Hell Labor Contract."

While talking, the third son took out a thick stack of contracts from nowhere and placed it in front of the puppy.

At the top of the beginning, there is a line 'Hell's special intelligence talent introduction plan' written impressively.

Nakahara Chuya, Kudo and his son leaned forward to take a look curiously, and were immediately greeted by the above, such as

'Working 24 hours a day', 'Two days of free time per month', 'Responsible for observing the summary of good and evil deeds of all deceased people including the reception department, and assisting in the development of torture tools for the equipment department' and other ten-page job requirements are shocking. on the spot.

Is this a labor contract?

This is simply a contract of sale!

For a moment, the eyes of Kudo and his son looked at the third son as if they were looking at the contemporary Zhou Papi, and at the same time, there was a hint of indescribable premonition of self-danger.

Speaking of which, after they die, they will also go to hell with neon lights, right?

I don't know if it's too late for them to change their nationality...

Kudo and his son, who have added a lot of overtime performance to the Neon Hell, fell into deep contemplation. In contrast, the mood of a certain gravitational agent is even more complicated.

Zhongyuan Zhong also glanced at the red-haired girl, then at the labor contract on the table.

No matter how you look at it, this behavior of suddenly pulling out a document and asking the other party to sign it is indescribably familiar.

As if sensing what her friend was thinking, the red-haired girl who was trying her best to fool the artificial intelligence to sign, suddenly turned her head and gave Nakahara a thumbs up gratefully, her eyes sparkling, as if saying——

Thank you Teacher Zhongyuan!Your trick is really useful!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

【"I see."】

The AI ​​puppies who were caught by the weak point and threatened in turn took three seconds to scan and read the document, and couldn't help but sent the soul torture from the core data to the third son,

【"Master Sanzi, is this what you humans often say, taking advantage of the fire?"】

"how could be?"

The third son blinked a pair of big crystal eyes, shook his index finger and said sincerely,

"It's called a white wolf with empty gloves - because after you sign this contract, it's a mature hell that is making employees."

"A mature hell employee must learn to solve problems by himself. As your senior, I will only provide some necessary help."

As the red-haired girl said, she snapped her fingers after thinking of a good idea, and said,

"By the way, let this be your entry assessment! Come on, little A, senior, I will take good care of you!"

How could it still be like this!

Yusaku Kudo was greatly shocked, and seriously considered whether this was the responsibility of the labor union.

To be honest, as a bystander, he wanted to call the police.

This time, the AI ​​puppies fell into a longer silence.

【"What if I refuse?"】A67X crawler space vehicle asked.

The third son smiled, and said devil-like words in an angelic and friendly tone: "Then I will leave now."

"Without looking back, I took Mr. Zhongyuan, the box of explosives, and the 35 souls in the space rocket armored vehicle, and left without hesitation, whether they wanted to or not."

【"……make a deal!"】

The AI ​​puppy didn't hesitate anymore, and with a 'snap', he pressed his plum blossom paw on the last page of the contract.

——【Qicheng】

The moment the dog's paw was raised, the AI's real name automatically appeared on the thick paper contract.

In the next second, the contract spontaneously ignited without fire, was wrapped in flames, and disappeared before everyone's eyes, leaving no ashes behind.

The AI ​​puppy stared at its paws for a while, then slowly turned its head, looked at Yusaku Kudo, who was shocked all the way to the side, and said in a serious tone,

【"Mr. Kudo, I beg you to stop my former little master."】

Yusaku Kudo: ... Does this line sound familiar?

In the end, after going around in a circle, he was the one who worked hard!

The black-haired novelist's mouth twitched, and he wanted to refuse.But looking at AI's sincere dog face and teary eyes, he hesitated to speak, held back for a long time, and forced out a sentence from his mouth,

"I see."

Kudo Yusaku sighed wearily, and said, "At least tell me, who was your former master and what was his plan?"

【“…”】

The AI ​​puppy was quiet for a while, as if resisting the command of the program, it struggled to speak,

【"Little master...revenge...%&*reappear the past%￥#...he..."】

Intermittent murmurs fell from the puppy AI's mouth, and the joints of its whole body seemed to be damaged, and at the same time, a warning current emitted.

Just when A67X was about to say the name of the former owner, a system alarm sounded, and the punishing current burst out, mercilessly burning the core data panel in the puppy's body.

The brown-and-white puppy's eyes froze for a moment, and it just opened its eyes like this, and fell on the table dimly with one eye, and it was motionless with black smoke all over its body.

"This……!!"

Yusaku Kudo took two steps back protecting Shinichi, and looked at Sanko in astonishment.

"What's wrong with him, sister Sanzi?" Kudo Shin asked in a low voice.

"It's nothing strange."

The red-haired girl reached out and closed the puppy's eyelids, "It just triggered the forbidden word, was noticed by his little master, and was 'recycled'."

"Recycle……"

Xiaoxin stared blankly at the puppy's blind left eye and injured left hind leg, and suddenly asked in a hoarse voice, "Sister Sanzi, is his eye and left leg also because of..."

Because of his rebellion against his master, he was...

The dark-haired boy was suddenly speechless.

Obviously, what he saw in front of him was just a simulated mechanical dog, but he felt that his throat was choked by a ball of cotton, and an indescribable complexity and sadness kept pouring out of his heart, so much so that he couldn't even explore the truth. The excitement subsided.

Kudo Shinichi silently went to the chair in the lounge and sat down, his head drooping wearily, wondering what he was thinking.

Yusaku Kudo didn't intend to stop it.

This is every child's growth process, sooner or later, always face a 'death lesson'.

It didn't happen to the victim of a case, or to an unrelated passerby.

It's the goldfish brought back from the festival, the baby bird that was carefully cared for for the first time...these are lives with short-lived emotions.

As cruel as it is, it will also help them truly grow and understand the meaning of life.

But now, there is a more difficult problem waiting for them to solve.

The mechanical dog is damaged, which means that the people behind the scenes must have noticed the abnormality.

Yusaku Kudo withdrew his gaze from his son, and looked at the calm red-haired girl,

"Miss Sanzi, in fact, you already have a plan, right?"

"Shh."

The third son raised his index finger to his lips and made a secret gesture.

****

Yusaku Kudo was right, she did have a plan.

From outside the New York Science and Technology Exhibition Hall, when the A67X voluntarily bumped into it, the third son sensed the residual breath of the living soul on the AI ​​puppy.

It was so obvious, it was like the only candle light lit in the night, it was difficult to ignore it.

What does this mechanical dog want to do?It can't be surrender, right?

The third son secretly raised his eyebrows in his heart, and quietly let A67X lead her into the A2 exhibition hall.

The missing soul is in that space rocket transport armor.

But for some unknown reason, after seeing the red-haired girl, not only did the group of researchers not expect the hostages to see the surprise of the rescue, but they pulled on their armor and refused to leave.

To make a group of scientists who are obsessed with research show such an abnormal reaction, no matter how you think about it, it is because of what the deity A67X promised them.

It is not impossible to take them away by force, but the obsession of those souls is too deep, not to mention——

The red-haired girl lowered her head and looked at the cavalier beagle trying to be cute and delaying time at her feet, showing the same eyes as a ghost assistant.

Come here, you must bring some souvenirs back, right?

Speaking of which, some time ago, Mr. Hiraga Gengata from the research department submitted a plan to father and King Enma to reduce the increasingly heavy workload of hell with the help of artificial intelligence machines?

Artificial intelligence, isn't there just a ready-made one?

At that time, the third son was holding the A67X puppy by the leg, and for a moment the contractor possessed him, and the abacus of exploiting the labor force in his head was crackling and flying.

Funerals, revenge, explosives...

The third son instantly understood what A67X promised to the group of researchers, and a plan quickly emerged in his mind.

……

…………

"Don't be impatient, Mr. Kudo."

The third son bent his mouth and showed an unpredictable smile to Kudo Yusaku,

"The 'little master' can't bear it for long. At this time, we just have to wait."

Wait?

Yusaku Kudo frowned, and looked down at the dial on his wrist.

At this moment, 45 minutes have passed since the three hours limited by the person behind the scenes.

The black-haired novelist wanted to ask more questions, but saw the red-haired boy next to the girl suddenly raised his hand, and slashed the third son's forehead with a knife involuntarily.

"It hurts!"

The ghost girl who was defenseless against the people around her was attacked by a sneak attack.

The third son let out an 'ow', and raised his hand to cover his forehead, but the inscrutable expression of the villain Boss, which had finally been sunken on his face, instantly collapsed completely.

"It hurts so much, Mr. Zhongyuan, why did you suddenly hit someone!"

The red-haired girl puffed up her face in dissatisfaction, but before she finished speaking, she was hit on the forehead again.

"Wait……"

Twice.

"Teacher Zhongyuan...!"

Three times.

"Enough is enough, Mr. Zhongyuan! I will be angry too!"

The red-haired girl who had been stabbed four times in a row on the head for no reason finally raised her hands unbearably.

With a 'snap', he perfectly caught Chuya Nakahara's palm with the gesture of catching the white blade with an empty hand.

The third son raised his lips triumphantly: "Hmph, I caught you, this level of attack, the executive officer only needs to look at it to break through..."

"Snapped--"

Zhong Yuanzhong also changed his hand expressionlessly, his left palm turned into a knife, and he slashed at the third son's forehead again.

"It hurts!"

The third son who had been stabbed five times suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and finally realized Hua Dian,

"Could it be... Teacher Zhongyuan, are you angry?"

But why?

She couldn't remember anything she had offended.

Could it be that he didn't share the plan with Mr. Zhongyuan?or something else...

Nakahara Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes stared straight at the dazed girl's face for a moment, and slowly uttered two words: "No."

Third son: "Liar! My intuition tells me that you are absolutely angry!"

"I said no."

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, and under the accusing gaze of the red-haired girl, he added,

"It's just a sudden urge to knock your head off."

"Varied……?!"

Knock a few more times, maybe you fool will get the hang of it.

Of course, he is not a narrow-minded man.

You will never be angry because your sweetheart takes the method you are pursuing and turns around and applies it to an AI.

No.

Absolutely not.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the heartless girl in front of him, stretched out his fingers restrainedly, and when the other party shrank his head subconsciously and wanted to avoid it, his fingertips took a step ahead and landed on the tip of her forehead.

Under the position infinitely close to the ghost horn, he nodded gently.

Get your head around it, idiot.

Kudo Yusaku on the side: "..."

Your youth romantic comedy really doesn't matter the occasion, does it?

A black-haired novelist who was stuffed with youthful dog food silently turned his head to look at his autistic son and sighed regretfully.

Ah, I miss you so much, Yukiko.

Disliked new little friend: "..."

*****

Soon after, in Hall A2

Everything was just as the third son predicted, and soon a change beyond all their expectations took place.

No matter how many centuries of transformations have passed, human beings can only explode with amazing talent when faced with the matter of survival.

After obtaining self-defense weapons, the gathered tourists stood in a certain position in the hall with dozens of people as a unit. They either stood or stood, and tacitly chose to hand their backs to their closest family members or are friends.

Even the grumpy, unpopular guy with the cropped hair had a few friends standing beside him.

But this does not mean that there are no gaps between groups.

The most obvious of these are the former exhibition hall staff in uniform with work ID cards hanging around their necks.

Although everyone understands that it is quite stupid to listen to an ethereal electronic sound to kill people.

What's more, they are not isolated from the world. Under the moral and self-interested concepts cultivated by modern society, no one is really willing to be the first guinea pig to touch the legal boundaries in full view of the public.

But out of some unspeakable psychology, the staff, headed by the commentator and the security guard, were still surrounded by the tourists.

Whenever one of them made a move, almost immediately, either covert or observing eyes would follow them and fall on them, as if they were afraid that they would escape.

On the surface, everyone is pretending nothing happened.

In fact, everyone is secretly calculating in their hearts.

Time passed minute by minute.

The time countdown on the projection screen on the wall, when it jumped to [2:37:29], finally, a person stood up and broke the weird atmosphere in the room.

She looked around at the visitors in the exhibition hall, looked at several staff gathered together, and said,

"I think you should pretend to follow the instructions of the electronic voice and tell us the names of the 'planner' and 'executor'."