The lover that gravity makes is wrong

(One)

Nakahara Chuya, five years old, had a rare transfer student in his Sunflower class.

He decided to observe the newcomer before considering whether to accept him.

(two)

"Hey, everyone, pay attention~, we have a new kid in our class today!"

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a long orange apron, clapped his hands with a smile.

After successfully attracting the attention of a group of cubs below, he turned his head to the half-open door of the classroom,

"Let me introduce you, classmate Sanzi."

Miko?What a strange name.

Xiaozhong also held the small table with both hands, and followed the probe to look out.

"learn."

A tender whirring sound sounded from outside the door.

The half-hidden door was pushed open by a pair of small hands, followed by a 'boo' sound from the crack of the door, and a furry brown bear's head stuck in.

...Koala? !

(three)

Xiao Zhong, who was sitting in the first row by the door, also stared wide-eyed in fright. After looking carefully, he realized that it was actually a half-human tall koala doll.

The real classmate was blocked behind the teddy bear, holding the bear's belly with both hands, and walked in staggeringly.

On the way, I almost bumped into Osamu Dazai and swept an unscrupulous teacher under the table.

"Hey! Sanzi, the teacher is here!"

Bandaged hands stretched out tremblingly from under the podium, and Osamu Dazai climbed up from under the podium while pressing the table with one hand and supporting his waist with the other.

He touched his lower back, which was numb, and the smile on his face trembled along with it.

"Anyway, anyway, let me introduce myself first."

"Hi."

The child obediently responded.

The arm holding the plush bear moved down, revealing a wine-red head.

It's a girl.

The wine-red hair was tied sideways into a ponytail, and a strange mace-shaped hair pendant hung from the end of the hair rope.

The fair cheeks of the red-haired girl are covered with baby fat, which looks as soft as cotton candy, and it feels like you will cry for a long time if you poke it.

Tch, so weak.

Xiaozhong also crossed his arms and stared at the new classmate in front of him with disgust.

As if sensing the gaze on her face, the girl happened to look over.

For a moment, the eyes of the two collided.

Sanzijiang looked at the red-haired boy expressionlessly, and immediately remembered what Grandpa Yan Mo said when he went out in the morning——

【"Sanzijiang, the first impression is very important, remember to smile, smile!"】

Laugh...well, laugh.

The red-haired girl blinked her eyes, her round and translucent emerald pupils curled up, and she managed to squeeze out a smile.

"Hi, I'm the third son, and I'm five years old this year."

"Nice to meet you!"

……it should be no problem?

I practiced in front of the mirror for a long time last night, and my dad also said it was cute——

Sanzijiang nervously hugged the koala in his arms, his emerald eyes were watery, and he looked expectantly at the students with red hair in the first row.

However, in the next second, the brown-haired boy who was staring at her widened his eyes in fright as if seeing a bitter melon.

He turned his head away abruptly and covered his face with his hands.

Be, be hated!

Sanzijiang: "..."

I'm sorry, grandpa, but the friendly classmate battle failed on the first day QAQ

(four)

What does that smile mean? !

Was that guy talking to him?

Yes, do you mean that you want to sit with him!

Under the podium, Xiaozhong also covered his face as if he was facing an enemy, his heart was beating wildly.

The ears under the small black hat were hot, and the pinnae were red. It was as if a typewriter had been implanted in his brain, and words kept flying out.

Hmph, I have a bit of foresight to know whose territory this classroom belongs to.

Although he is very weak, but for the sake of understanding, it is not impossible for him to take care of this newcomer reluctantly.

"Everyone welcome Sanzijiang~"

"By the way, Sanzijiang, this is a rare opportunity, you can choose a position you like!"

Dazai Osamu's smiling voice came from the podium.

Choose your seat!

Xiaozhong in the first row also sat up straight with a 'sigh' as ​​if he had been poked in the spine.

He kept turning his head, and quietly pricked up his ears.

"Which one is okay?" the red-haired girl asked in a low voice.

"Well, any position is fine!"

Hmph, you really aimed at this side, right?

Cough, I really can't help it. Let me take care of you a little bit.

The ochre-haired child in the hat coughed hard, and slowly pushed the chair next to him with his foot, and then pushed it again.

(Fives)

Sure enough, I was hated!

Sanzijiang's eyes widened in shock, with a look of being struck by lightning on his face.

Even the chairs were kicked out, directly blocking the way, student Zhefa was so scared, she walked in his direction!

Uh...

The little red-haired girl hung her head and hugged the skeptical Mr. Koala in frustration.

Fortunately, except for the brown-haired boy, the other students seem to be friendly.

A blond boy holding a robot doll even stood up and waved to Sanzijiang welcomingly.

Probably out of the intimacy of the dolls, the red-haired girl's eyes lit up.

She walked around the first row, hugged Mr. Koala, and sat next to the blond boy.

"Hi, my name is Little A, it's Blue Whale No. [-], can I call you Sanzijiang?"

"Well! Then, Mr. A, this is Mr. Koala. We are all very happy to meet you."

Harmonious chatter came from behind.

Xiao Zhongya in the first row: "..."

Damn newcomer!Nasty golden retriever!

He is not rare!

... Woo.

(six)

Nakahara Chuya, five years old, just today, he met the enemy of his life!

Outside the handmade toy classroom, a child with brown hair and blue eyes stepped on a small stool, leaned against the window frame, and observed secretly.

Hmph, last time he was humiliated so much.

As soon as he came up, he tried to use this to break his spirit and challenge his position as the leader. This newcomer is really scheming, and it really is not easy!

Xiaozhong also automatically filtered out the golden retriever who was in the way, and his eyes fell on Sanzijiang vigilantly.

In the classroom, after Sanzijiang said something to Little A, he put down Mr. Koala and walked to the bookshelf.

Probably for the convenience of children, children's books such as picture books and comics are basically placed on the lower shelf of the bookshelf.

In the middle layer are some furry puppets.

But at this moment, there is a piece of the jigsaw puzzle, and I don't know how it was thrown, and it happened to land on the head of a white tiger puppet in the middle.

Sanzijiang looked up at the puppet for a while.

She seemed to want to reach the jigsaw puzzle above, but because of her height, she stretched her arms and tried to stand on tiptoe for a long time, but she still couldn't touch the white tiger puppet's feet.

Just a little bit… a little bit…

The red-haired girl straightened her fingertips and jumped up, but still missed the target.

Fool!Don't you know that you have to step on a stool at this time!

Outside the window, the experienced brown-haired boy followed in a hurry.

But at this time, the other teachers were not around, and as for the golden retriever——

Xiaozhong also glanced at the golden retriever who was obsessed with puzzles, somehow not wanting to remind him.

... Tsk, there's no other way, but in the end, he still needs to make a move!

Xiaozhong also snorted, jumped off the small children's stool he was stepping on, picked it up, and pushed it into the window.

Pop--

The orange plastic stool fell on the floor covered with foam pads, making a dull sound.

stool……

Sanzijiang blinked and stared at the small bench for a while.

Suddenly reacting with an 'oh', Emerald's pupils lit up, and she walked over to pick up the small stool.

Outside the window, Xiaozhong, who heard the movement, folded his arms around his chest and nodded in relief.

That's right, that's right.

……wrong!Why would he help that idiot?

I came to catch her weakness!

Xiaozhong also came back to his senses abruptly, looking up at the window frame with shock written in his eyes.

Damn it, is this also the other party's calculation or something!

"puff."

A laugh came from the side with a puff.

Who!

Xiaozhong also turned his head nervously, and after looking around, he found the figure of an unscrupulous teacher among the flowers around the corner.

The kite-eyed young man in the apron of the preschool teacher squatted in the flowers with his mouth covered, and let out a 'poof' laugh from between his fingers.

The corners of those eyes were about to burst into tears, obviously peeking at them for a long time.

"Ah! You bastard—you've seen it all!" The red-haired boy stomped his feet angrily.

"Oh oh oh."

Osamu Dazai smiled mischievously, leaned over and nudged the brown-haired boy with his elbow,

"Nakaya-kun, you are very concerned about Sanzijiang~ How about it, the teacher can help adjust the seats so that you can sit together."

"Varied--!"

Xiaozhong also blushed immediately, he took a step back, and stammered nervously, shouting,

"So and so paid attention to that idiot! I, I don't..."

——"Mr. Dazai? And... Nakahara-kun?"

While trying to deny it, the red-haired girl's doubtful voice floated down from the window frame.

The brown-haired boy trembled as if his hair had exploded, he followed the sound without thinking twice, and met the girl's clear emerald green pupils abruptly.

"Thirty-three……"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Three?"

Sanzijiang tilted his head: "...Mi?"

"three……"

Xiaozhong's face was also flushed, and the temperature on his face climbed higher and higher, and finally he covered his eyes suddenly, and ran away yelling,

"I can't see it!! The third son is an idiot, I don't pay attention to her!"

Stupid, stupid!

Sanzijiang: Big hit.jpg

"... Dazai-sensei, I, am I really hated by Nakahara-kun?"

The red-haired girl whimpered and turned her head to look at Teacher Yuanyan.

As the first person she saw after transferring to another school, Sanzijiang actually liked the boy with red hair, and always wanted to have a good relationship with him.

The jigsaw puzzle this time was also told by Little A that Mr. Zhong Yuan likes puzzle games very much, so he specially brought him to play with the boy.

"Well, who knows."

Is this what the innocent little boy is thinking, poof.

No, it's really too funny, poof.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and touched the red-haired girl's head, trying to hold back his laughter.

So, should he help out, puff——!

(Seven)

After much thought, Osamu Dazai decided——

So funny!He has to watch for a while longer!

(Eight)

But sometimes, fate is a very magical thing.

On the weekend, when Zhongyuan Xiaozhong was passing by a small park on the street, he could vaguely hear the sound of slapstick, mixed with the familiar voice of a girl.

"Wow! Is this the rumored kid carrying a koala to school?"

"give me back!"

"Hahahaha, what a mess, this koala is so ugly too! Come on, jump a little higher, maybe you can bump into it~"

"give me back!"

"What, what, let me see, such a baby, is there something good hidden in it... It hurts so much! Is this little ghost a dog? He actually bit people!"

The delinquent boy holding the plush doll laughed out loud at the red-haired girl's embarrassed look.

He shook the plush koala bear, and suddenly remembered that there would be little ghosts, who like to hide pocket money in the puppet, and suddenly became interested, and wanted to tear the doll apart to see if there were good things hidden inside.

Unexpectedly, the sound of the silk cloth being torn apart by the doll sounded, and his wrist suddenly hurt, and he was bitten by the red-haired kid!

"It hurts! What's the matter with this kid's teeth!"

"Hey - don't just watch, tear her away quickly!"

The bad boy cried out to his companions for help.

Unexpectedly, not only did a few companions fail to help, but they also hugged their stomachs and laughed, mocking him that a junior high school student was bitten by a kid in the kindergarten and screamed.

"What do you know! Something is wrong with this brat—!"

The ridicule of his companions, coupled with the sharp pain in his wrist that was almost severed, made the delinquent boy clenched his fists fiercely.

Just when he was about to give this kid a good look, a heavy bag of things hit him in the face with a 'boom'.

The glass milk inside was mixed with the soy sauce bottle and it shattered, spilling the bad boy's face.

The sauce seeped into his eyes, causing him to close his eyes in pain, screaming continuously.

The few people who were laughing around immediately stopped laughing, and looked down at the direction where the shopping bags flew.

At the place where their eyes met, a small ocher-haired figure slowly walked in front of them.

"Hey, you junior high school students, don't you feel ashamed to bully a little girl?"

Bully? !

No matter how you look at it, it must be because I was bullied even worse!

The delinquent boy who had managed to peel off the sauce on his face stared at the brazen guy with red eyes.

Then he paused, and showed similar weird expressions with his companions.

Another Kindergarten?

Sanzijiang was biting the man's wrist ferociously: "Huh? Are you hot, haha?"

(nine)

As it turns out, kindergarteners should never be underestimated.

Because some brown-haired children, looking at a small one, are actually too flexible and their strength is strangely heavy.

Several unscrupulous junior high school students teamed up and couldn't catch anyone. Instead, they were kicked several times in the abdomen by the opponent when they were still in the gap and not paying attention.

"Damn, where did the evil kid come from, I don't believe it!"

The delinquent boy ran to the side in a hurry, took out an iron baseball bat from his bag, and was about to go around the brown-haired kid and suddenly felt the light dim on his head, as if something was about to fall off .

"Papa said—take out a weapon and declare war."

"Fight, fight, no human feelings..."

The girl's crisp voice sounded behind everyone.

Several people in the scuffle, including Zhongyuan Xiaozhong, all paused, and an ominous premonition welled up in their hearts.

Like a rusty machine, they turned back slowly one by one.

In the next second, like a collective nightmare, their eyes widened in horror.

——Just a few steps away from them, a little red-haired girl hugged the big penguin slide with both hands, and raised the whole slide with a terrible metallic sound of 'creaking'! !

A five-year-old girl lifted up a huge two-meter-high slide.

The delinquent boy who was holding a baseball bat opened his mouth wide open in shock, and the baseball bat in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, making a crisp sound.

A few suddenly became excited, like waking up from a dream.

What kind of monster set is this!

But at this time, the red-haired girl holding the penguin slide seemed to be unsteady, shaking, and even the slide shook.

"You stand still!! Don't shake——don't shake!"

"That, that, Mr. Zhongyuan, you pick it up, my hands are a little sore."

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also: "..."

Is this really a sore hand problem!

No, I've said it all, don't come here—! !

Seeing that the penguin slide was about to fall down, they smashed them into patties.

Several unscrupulous teenagers screamed and rolled their eyes, and passed out collectively.

At the same time, a palm protruded obliquely from the side, easily supporting the slide.

Holding the slide with one hand, he walked a few steps towards the vacated bunker, and with a loud bang, he put the big penguin back as it was, um, the direction seemed a bit crooked.

"Really, I haven't come back after running errands for so long. Fortunately, I took a look."

Following a deep voice, a tall young man in a black and red kimono walked out of the penguin slide.

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also pulled the red-haired girl behind him warily, and took two steps back.

He was about to speak when he heard the girl's surprise shout——

"father!"

Oh, it turned out to be this guy's father.

Xiaozhong also heaved a sigh of relief, but in the next second, he suddenly tensed up as if thinking of something.

A miraculous idea, one step ahead of his rationality, popped up.

What! !dad? ! !

Then, isn't that the future Yue—what's the matter with Yue?

Xiaozhong, who was only five years old, also clicked, and for a moment he couldn't think of the last key word.

On the other hand, the black-haired young man stared at the brat holding her daughter's hand, and slowly narrowed his eyes.

Gee.

(ten)

On the second day, there was a slight change in the position of the Sunflower class.

"Chuya Chuya, do you want some candy? It's the new 'Oh Ga Chao Jin Dao Mint Candy'!"

"Ah? Is there such a candy? I don't know."

Although it was strange, the red-haired boy didn't think much, took the candy and stuffed it into his mouth,

The next moment, I saw Xiao Zhong trembling as if frozen, his eyes lost the light of life, and he uttered two words from his mouth with trembling lips——

"Oh, oh ga."

Sanzijiang: "...you are so weird, Zhongye."

"Shut up! Whose fault is this!"

(eleven)

Chuya Nakahara, five years old, has a new transfer student in his Sunflower class.

After he went home and carefully asked the advice of his two French brothers, he suddenly realized.

Xiaozhong also decided that before he figured out where his strange reaction came from, he should first become good friends with the other party.

Well, that's the kind that's very, very good—

A good friend who can live a lifetime.