The lover that gravity makes is wrong

Just concluded a divine marriage and is about to be broken up. How is this an exciting experience like jumping off a building?

Probably seeing that a cadre with brown hair had a serious expression on his face, and was about to develop in the direction of a 'kidnapper', Koye Ozaki suddenly smiled and put away the expression that had no room for change.

What an idiot couple.

She squinted at Nakahara Nakaya narrowly, and Sheep panted for the second half of the sentence,

"—But this is just my standard of conduct, as for the one in Chuya..."

Koye Ozaki paused for a moment, and when Chuya Nakahara looked at him, she pointedly reminded,

"Compared to how to coax people, why not consider the possibility of 'rival in love'?"

Even a bystander like her can guess the tenderness of that girl towards those close to her.

With the behavior style of a red-haired girl, after being taught a lesson about domestic violence, coughing, etc., it is estimated that the anger will almost dissipate.

The possibility of unilaterally blocking people is very low. This move looks more like another person's work.

But then again, the person who can easily get the communication rights of the red-haired ghost messenger is not a small role without light.

It's not that Koyo Ozaki can't understand the other party's actions——

It's dangerous to be soft-hearted towards a mafia.

They are not polite people who know how to accept as soon as they are good. What they are best at is always pushing the boundaries and constantly testing the bottom line.

If you are soft-hearted, you will be forced into a corner in the end, there is no way to retreat, and you will let the other party do what you want.

...A rival in love?

The face of a defeated golden retriever immediately appeared in Chuya Nakahara's head, but soon, he put a red cross on it and removed it from the list.

It can't be him.

If the devil in the EU hell had to have this ability, he wouldn't still send a challenge letter every day.

By the way, since the artificial intelligence called Xiao A officially became the assistant of the third son, and took over the help communication and task monitoring of the ghost department, the devil Mamen of EU Hell has never sent the "Daily Challenge Letter" successfully. Pass.

The letters that came across the sea were successfully turned into boiler materials for the scorching hell.

Over time, it has contributed an immeasurable force to the environmental protection cause of Hell.

etc--? !

An inspiration quickly flashed in Zhongye's mind.

That smart AI...

Gravity caused Mister to narrow his cobalt blue eyes slightly.

The machine will have a "love heart", which sounds quite bizarre, but it is in hell, and it is difficult for Zhong Yuanzhong to be surprised by what incredible things will happen. Even if someone tells him now that the face of the third son has appeared on the screens of the whole country on, he doesn't...

【drop】

Zhongya Zhongya was thinking about it, when the personal phone in his pocket suddenly sounded a crisp text message.

Could it be the third son——?

The ochre-haired mafia quickly looked down and found that the sender was Yusaku Kudo, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Uh, I don't know why, but I don't really want to watch it.

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhong also twitched, but he still clicked on the text message.

What was shown on the screen wasn't catastrophic, just mentioning Kubado's shopping mall and Ferris wheel, and most importantly, trying to talk to the red-haired ghost through him.

ah?If he can get through to the third son now...

Wait a moment.

Nakahara Chuya snapped his fingers and suddenly thought of a possibility.

Wouldn't it be the one he thought of?

The ocher-haired mafia's right eyelid twitched.

He quickly swiped his fingertips, cut out the search interface, and directly entered the words 'Cuphu Shopping Plaza' without thinking.

Soon, a series of highly discussed items jumped out, and the words "serial bombs" and "disappearing police officers and girls" were constantly mentioned.

When refreshing the page, a video jumped out 'swish', occupying the first place in the search in the blink of an eye.

A line of magnified headlines was impressively reflected in the pupils of Chuya Zhongyuan.

[Explosion · Just before the countdown to the explosion, a mysterious masked girl appeared out of thin air, and the Ferris wheel disappeared in public!The police officers disappeared together, and their lives and deaths are unknown!Is this a scientific distortion or...]

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The ochre-haired mafia silently closed the page and called Yusaku Kudo.

Don't look at it.

Where did the mysterious masked girl come from? Just by the snapdragon mask on the face of a fool in the video, he can guess who the other party is with his toes.

So three sons...

How on earth did you manage to make the headlines of the national news without seeing you for a day!

*****

In fact, the fact that he accidentally made headlines across the country was not within Sanzi's expectations.

She was just going on a very ordinary task of attracting souls, but she didn't expect that she happened to run into the serial bomb case in the Cupo Shopping Plaza.

Just before receiving the new soul-inducing message, the red-haired ghost messenger who beat up his lover with a mace, immediately teleported back to hell with a 'snap'.

The third son, Mao Mao, hides in a hiding place, glances around, confirms that there is no acquaintance, then rushes back to the dormitory.

Then the girl squatted in front of the mirror in the dormitory with a serious face, and untied the collar on her neck to cover her neck.

So... what is this?

tattoo?

The third son stared at the black lines on his neck for a while, then stretched out his finger tentatively, and poked it.

Then the next moment, he withdrew his hand abruptly as if being scalded, stared at his fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Is it an illusion?

Did the markings just bite her?

As if confirming the third son's suspicion, the black stripes that had been peacefully surrounding the red-haired girl's neck floated for a while under the third son's gaze, and the familiar black and red light lit up behind the third son's back. Rub hard on the neck.

——Exactly the same force as when a certain malicious mafioso rubbed it with a crude gun cocoon.

"Well!!"

The numbing sensory current flowed down Sanzi's spine and rushed straight to the brain.

The body of the red-haired ghost girl trembled, and the skin under the cover of her sleeves reflexively showed small trembling particles.

The third son gasped in embarrassment, the girl's blushing cheeks were faithfully reflected on the spotless clear mirror.

This, this thing...

no!Definitely try to get rid of it.

For a moment, the red-haired girl stared at the markings on her neck as if she was facing a formidable enemy, her eyes instantly became sharp.

She didn't want to have such a big weakness on her body!

It's just that the back of the neck was discovered, and that bastard Chuya-sensei... She refused to think about it every time, what strange usage would the other party develop with this!

Out of some indescribable sense of shame and keen intuition, the third son didn't go to the old father who was a reliable assistant officer. Instead, he buckled the black collar and rushed to the Taoyuan Township in the kingdom of heaven with a mace in his hand.

It's up to you!Uncle Bai Ze!

Sanzi's calculations were pretty good.

As long as she gets rid of this strange trace before the little friends in hell find out, she won't reveal the fact that she was defeated, perfect!

"Uncle Bai Ze! I have something..."

The red-haired ghost messenger rushed to Taoyuan Township and pushed open the door of Hanfang House.

As a result, before he could finish speaking, he happened to meet the gaze of his old father holding a teacup.

Third son: "Ah..."

Oops!Accidentally forgot, today is the day when Dad comes to pick up the golden elixir! !

Originally, the red-haired girl had already taken the pre-ordered elixir, but because she was caught by the runaway Huang Batu and dragged into the realm of the gods, coupled with the time of falling asleep afterwards, it was delayed.

Oops!Oh oh oh oh oh!

The red-haired ghost girl was sweating profusely from the back of her head.

At this moment, she finally experienced the horror of being caught by the gatekeeper's parents when she came home late at night in reality.

No, calm down, Sanzi.

As long as she doesn't tell about the marriage and stripes, Dad won't know——

"Yeah, Sanzijiang."

Just when the third son was frantically turning his head, thinking about how to get away with it, Bai Ze's voice sounded behind her,

"Sure enough, you were dragged into God's Domain by Brother Zhongyuan."

Bai Ze, who came back with the medicine basket on his back, did not see the ghost lights of the people drinking tea and others in the Han Fang House because of the angle of view.

So without thinking too much, he directly pointed out what the third son was trying to hide, and described the key points clearly as if he had opened his eyes.

"Ah, it looks like the battle is quite intense."

"Sanzijiang, maybe you can't see it yourself, but now your whole body is full of Huangba's breath, it's too much to overflow—uh poo!"

A black mace twirled and flew past San Zi's body with a whiff.

Li Feng picked up the hair from the girl's cheek, and with a muffled 'dong', it hit Bai Ze's face accurately.

"What trash talk are you talking about other people's daughters, you pornographic artiodactyl."

Artiodactyl Bai Ze: "*&...%￥!!"

"Then--"

Ghost Lantern ignored an old Chinese doctor's scolding. His long and narrow gray eyes slanted, looking at the red-haired girl who turned quietly and tried to slip away.

"Third son? What is this guy talking about about God's Domain?"

"……Huh!!!"

The third son has a straight back, like a puppy who has done bad things and was killed by a dog mother.

So 1 minutes later

The ghost officer and Bai Ze sat in a row, a ghost and a beast put their hands on their knees obediently, sitting on the small bench obediently like a schoolboy admitting his mistake, blinking, looking at the black-haired assistant officer in front of him.

The sharp mace was held in the hand of the ghost lamp, and it knocked on the palm of the hand, making a 'tuk-tuk' sound.

Momotaro, a handyman, silently huddled with the medicine rabbits, as quiet as a chicken, not daring to speak.

"That is to say—"

The Ghost Lantern standing by the table looked down at the two of them, his long and narrow eyes were narrowed, and his expression was hard to distinguish.

"One of you made up for the weak Huangbatu, and the other one not only lost in the battle and was dragged into God's Domain, but also married Huangbatu when I, an important family member of my father, was not present. Deed."

"That's impressive, Sanzi."

"Really, really?"

Unexpectedly, he could get a word of praise, the third son's eyes lit up, and he scratched his face in flattery,

"Hey, it's not as loud as my father said, haha."

Momotaro on the side: "No, Sanzi-sama, I don't think Ghost Lantern-sama is complimenting you."

"Well, so that's it."

With his face swollen and swollen more than a circle, Bai Ze patted the third son's shoulder with his palm, and said slightly inarticulately,

"The one on your neck, Sanzijiang, is the contract pattern after the marriage of the gods."

"The function is similar to that of the wedding rings of human beings in the present world, but with a little more small functions. Except for the gods themselves, they cannot be taken off."

"It's not a big problem." Bai Ze patted his chest for assurance.

really?

The third son thought of some indescribable side effects of Qiwen, and was quite skeptical about the guarantee of the black-haired old Chinese doctor.

"Can't take it off?"

On the contrary, Ghost Lantern stroked his chin thoughtfully, and suddenly said,

"Even if it is a divine marriage, there is a choice of divorce. A ready-made case-isn't the beauty of Izanah in the hot spot?"

Although it is not very appropriate, Izanami and Izanaki can be regarded as the first divorce on Neon's side.

Using Izanagi as a metaphor, Lord Ghost Lantern, how displeased you are with Nakahara-kun.

Momotaro didn't dare to complain, he could only shed tears of sympathy for the present Zhongyuan in his heart.

Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, and when he was sliding all the way towards the big crisis of a red-haired mafia, the third son looked at the ghost lamp that had already conceived the 123 steps of divorce in his mind, blinked, and suddenly said,

"so be it."

"Eh?" Momotaro and Bai Ze were both taken aback.

The black-haired assistant officer looked at the idiot daughter sitting on the small bench.

"A divine marriage...although it's a bit beyond the plan..."

The red-haired ghost girl raised her hand and touched the black collar on her neck, as if thinking of her lover, a smile as bright as a sunflower suddenly appeared on her face,

"If this can make Teacher Chuya feel at ease, well, then so be it!"

The third son raised his head and said affirmatively to the ghost lamp,

"Father, I've made a decision—after all, it's my responsibility to eliminate the anxiety of lovers!"

…Master Sanzi, what kind of angel are you!

Momotaro covered his mouth with teary eyes, and began to regret why he didn't meet the red-haired girl first.

Just as the idea in his mind had just emerged, Momotaro felt a chill behind his back, and felt the kind gaze from the old assistant officer's father.

"I'm sorry Ghost Lantern, I didn't think about anything." Momotaro hesitated.

This child will definitely be eaten to death by the mafia in the future.

Brother Zhongyuan, you are so lucky.

Bai Ze spread his hands and shook his head, perfectly ignoring that he had contributed the most to the whole process. '

"Tsk."

Ghost Lamp bit his tongue in displeasure, but still stretched out his hand, pressed his big palm on the red-haired girl's head, and said loosely,

"I see. This year's year-end party, if that kid has time, please bring him to attend."

"learn!"

The third son bent his eyes happily and nodded, just in time to miss the flash of fierce light in his old father's eyes.

Cut first and play later when he is not paying attention?

Kid, the New Year's Bonnenkai is waiting for you.

Ah, but speaking of it, I don't know how Chuya-sensei's injury is.

There has been no news for so long, is it because she is too aggressive?

Otherwise, give me a call and ask?

Just when the red-haired girl began to reflect seriously and considered contacting her lover, the communicator, which had been quiet all along, suddenly beeped, and the voice of intelligent AI came out from it, interrupting Guichai's next move.

【"Third son, a new mission."】

"Ok?"

The red-haired ghost girl's eyes changed, and she quickly entered the work mode, "Location? Is it the Kushido Ferris Wheel?"

The third son didn't think much, waved to everyone, and left in a flash.

The ghost lamp silently watched the girl leaving.

It wasn't until the Hanfang room was completely quiet that the black-haired assistant officer spoke slowly, and his deep voice echoed in the room.

"Mr. A, interfering in your boss's private emotional life without authorization is a taboo in the workplace."

"Eh? Mr. A? Master Bai Ze, do we have any guests here?"

Momotaro looked around the room in surprise.

Bai Ze raised his finger, made a shush gesture with a smile, and looked at the only electronic product in the Hanfang room.

The small TV that Bai Ze brought back as a prize has never been used again.

【"Negative, Lord Ghost Lantern."】

Along with an inorganic mechanical sound, the idle small TV turned on with a 'beep'.

The next moment, a blond young man appeared on the screen.

This is a new mimetic image designed by the artificial intelligence Xiao A for himself, referring to the hair color of his creator and the eye color of a ghost girl.

It's just different from Sanzi's forest-like emeralds, the blue pupils of the mechanical AI have an indescribable sharpness, and an inorganic texture that cannot be eliminated no matter how well it is hidden.

Facing the oppressive eyes of the black-haired assistant officer, the intelligent AI calmly explained,

【"Master Ghost Lantern, according to the data report of couples I have collected in the past 30 years, it proves that the status of love life will truthfully affect the work of the third son."】

【"In addition, the third son is too soft-hearted and too conniving with the mafia, which will only lead to a more out-of-scale beep-life, which will eventually increase the third son's fatigue and delay the work progress."】

【"To sum up, unilaterally blocking and intercepting Mr. Zhongyuan's messages in a short period of time is a necessary measure to ensure the harmonious life of the three sons and adults."】

Of course, this is definitely the most benign and harmless plan implemented by Little A.

In fact, there are other options besides this one.

Such as Alternative B "Conception of the Possibility of Suppression Means and Power Interruption to Huangbatu",

Alternative C "Analysis of the Origin of Neon Tianjin God and Guojin God and Interruption of Belief", Alternative F "Iterative Replacement Cycle of Guojin God"

……

…………

There are hundreds of entries in the following, and Momotaro was so scared that he couldn't even hold the medicinal wine in his hand, and it fell on the table with a bang.

Bai Ze turned his head in amazement, and looked at Ghost Lantern: "Hey, don't you have anything to say?"

Ghost Lamp stared at the dense pile of plans on the screen, touched his chin expressionlessly,

"Mr. A, you can easily develop into a stalker like this. In order to avoid this, let's add another job content."

White Pond:"……"

So the point is the second half of the sentence!

The corners of Bai Ze's eyes couldn't stop twitching, but he soon understood.

Well, it's not such a bad thing.

It’s just Mr. A, didn’t your database tell you a word——

As the saying goes, people are not as good as heaven.

Historically, in love stories, the obstacles set by rivals in love will instead become assists for the protagonists.