I don't want to be a human being, the protagonist of the otome game

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, his expression became more serious.

Nakahara Nakaya was behind her, and even if he didn't see her puppy with white eyes. JPG, he could tell that his dog and Akutagawa Ryunosuke were not compatible.He casually glanced at the weak Akutagawa, guessing that he had just returned from his mission, "Bourbon, let's go."

Hearing the owner's order, Chihiro grunted a few more times, and then hurriedly followed Nakaya.

After having the collar, Nakahara Nakaya, who respects her personal wishes, now asks her every time if she wants to go to work with her.Qian Xun finally seized the opportunity to go out, and now that she has security, she naturally wants to go out alone.

After realizing that she chose to go out to play by herself, Zhongyuan Zhong also thoughtfully took out her small school bag and filled her with a small bag of dog food, stuffed a few banknotes into it, and carried it on her back.

Chihiro has grown a lot taller than when she was first picked up, and carrying a small bag is not a burden for her. Animals grow faster, but she is still in the cub range.

Giving her this kind of equipment obviously didn't treat her like a dog.Chihiro moved her limbs and found that she could easily remove the bag and carry it back against the wall very well, so she barked in reply.

After the preparations were made, Zhongyuan Zhong also sent her out of the house like sending a primary school student to school.

Parting ways with the owner downstairs in the apartment, Chihiro embarked on a new journey of exploring the map.The system has its own map, so it was only possible to remind her of the target's location before, but she would rather walk around by herself.

She can't live up to the owner's expectations of her smart dog. If she gets lost on the first day and asks him to send someone to look for it, that would be too shameful.Chihiro carefully notes the path she has traveled.

After roughly figuring out the environment around the apartment, she walked a little longer in the opposite direction of the owner's company, and came to the river.The wind here is very fresh, she took a few deep breaths, sat down by the river, and looked at the scenery on the other side of the river from a distance.

Originally, she was preoccupied with thinking about the attack route, but when Chihiro lowered her head casually, she saw something floating near the embankment.

She didn't expect that there would be unqualified npcs littering in the game world. She thought so at first, but when she took a closer look—something was wrong, she always felt that it was a person.

Did someone fall into the river or drown?She immediately trotted closer.Facts proved that she was right, there was indeed a person submerged in the water, and he was still drifting quietly with the flow of the river.

Chihiro barked twice to see if the other person was still conscious, but to her delight, the person moved after hearing the sound, obviously still conscious, and then he stood up slowly... That's right, stood up.

"It turned out to be a dog," he said in a low voice, and then heaved a long sigh, "It's so noisy."

Chihiro looked at the river in bewilderment, and then at the stranger who was still dripping water all over his body.He is very tall, and when he stands upright, the river water will overflow his waist.

ah?Wait, he didn't drown, is this a drowning scam?

Regardless of the stunned little Samoyed, the man stepped onto the bank without hesitation, and sat down on the lawn on the embankment casually.

There was a bandage around his neck, as if he had been injured.Such a slightly weird attire gave Chihiro an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

She recalled it for a while, and only remembered when the system reminded her that the person in front of her was the target of the attack.

Players on the forum once said that "that man" was bandaged, wearing a loose beige trench coat, and he had black hair and a pair of iris eyes.

Sensing the other party's gaze on her, Chihiro came back to her senses.Isn't that exactly the person in front of you? He is the most difficult target in this block according to the players?

She remembered his name was——

Finally meeting the eyes of the pair of black dog eyes, the iris in the eyes was flowing quietly, Osamu Dazai smiled and asked her, "Puppy, where are you from?"

Chihiro is not an ordinary dog ​​at first glance. Her small schoolbag just now attracted the attention of many passers-by. A few girls in uniform even wanted to take out their mobile phones to take pictures of her or even take pictures with her, but she coldly refused.

Of course, Osamu Dazai noticed the small schoolbag first, and then the collar on the other party's neck.He hates dogs, but at the same time he also has the curiosity of a cat, so he started to move without any trace.

While Chihiro was still staring at him, he quickly took out the small bag of high-end dog food that occupied a large space in her schoolbag.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is your lunch, right? Your master really cares about you, did he ask you to bring it out to eat?" Osamu Dazai shook the small bag of dog food in front of her.

"Woof." That's right, but you don't need this, put it back in the bag quickly, Qianxun thought while staring at the dog food in his hand.

Yes, the Yokohama section of the forum was kept secret by players, but the world is always full of his legends, "that man", that is, Dazai Osamu who is sitting in front of her now.

Chihiro had learned about him before, after all, she was also very curious about this person who was known as the most difficult to attack, but she never thought that she would really meet him just like that when she went out for a walk on the first day.

Players praised Osamu Dazai in various ways in the forum, but generally speaking, those adjectives are more in line with a traditional Otome game character.

For example, he is very good at speaking sweet words, often jokes to adjust the atmosphere, behaves like a gentleman and is careful, has a high IQ, maintains a gentle attitude towards the newcomer role played by the player but is occasionally mysterious, etc.

According to her assumption, the opponent is probably a gentle and dark-bellied character of the royal family. It is estimated that the player has not grasped the key point, or failed to play his key plot to enter the personal line to gain favorability, so he has not been able to attack until now. success.

…Then Chihiro just looked at the "Royal Character" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and gently pulled open her dog food bag, pinched a few pieces of dog food into her mouth without any suspicion, and chewed it They swallowed.

???

Three question marks were not enough to express Qianxun's inner confusion at the moment, but after she clearly heard a gurgle from the other party's throat and finished swallowing, Chihiro's mood, who had been robbed of her meal, quickly changed from confusion to shock and anger.

She barked twice and rushed over, trying to take back her rations from him.

"Oh, oh, are you angry?"

Osamu Dazai stood up from the grass, raised the bag in his hand, and at the same time he did not stop eating.Under Qianxun's longing gaze, he even changed to eating by the grain, which was deliberate no matter how you think about it.

Unexpectedly, the result of saving people would be losing his own food. Chihiro tried to reach his dog food bag on tiptoe, but he couldn't reach it even when he stood up with his pants, and finally he could only watch helplessly. The tall demon in front of him ate up his bit of dog food one bite at a time, leaving behind a few residues.

He bent down and put the empty bag back into her little schoolbag.

"Haha, thank you for the hospitality~ It's a pity that no matter how much dog food you eat, you can't die. It seems that I can't choose this way."

...I may not be human, but you are a real dog.

It's fine to grab the food, and he deliberately chews it slowly to torture an innocent puppy.Even if it was just torturing her like this, he still stuffed the empty bag back!How could anyone bully a dog like that! !

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Chihiro didn't care about the weird words he said in the second half of the sentence with unknown meaning, she swears non-stop on the smiling Dazai Osamu's lap.

Suddenly confronted with the sinister heart of her capture target, she very much hoped that she could convey the fact that she was swearing to Osamu Dazai with the continuous dog barking.

She was cheated by the forum before, but now that she thinks about it, it's no wonder everyone can't get through it.If the white-haired boy she saw on the forum before was a little milk dog, and Zhongyuan Zhongye's temperament was considered a little wolf dog, then the one in front of her—he was clearly an old dog coin!

"Mr. Dazai, are you there? Mr. Dazai! Strange, it must have drifted around here..."

When one person and one dog were at a stalemate, Chihiro heard a boy calling Dazai's name from a distance, her ears perked up, and she turned around.

Osamu Dazai, who was grabbed by her, of course also heard that voice, taking advantage of Chihiro's distraction, he pulled her off his lap, "Be careful walking on the road, there are many bad guys here. See you next time."

After he finished speaking, he smiled again. What happened just now was obviously of great entertainment nature to him. After all, he was the biggest villain. up.

The speed of this man's escape is a bit ridiculously fast, Chihiro suspects that he has planned his escape route in advance.

She just blinked, and Osamu Dazai disappeared somewhere, and then a new character that she had seen before appeared, Chihiro turned her head to look.

...Oh, isn't this the little milk dog Bengou she mentioned just now?

Like Chihiro, Atsushi Nakajima, who caught a glimpse of Osamu Dazai's shadow, came after him. He didn't find out where Osamu Dazai had gone, so he showed a puzzled expression, standing still and looking at the puppy carrying a schoolbag for the time being.

With a sullen face, Qianxun took out the bag of dog food left in her bag and patted it in front of him.

Judging from the other party's words and actions just now, he is not Dazai Osamu's enemy, and it is estimated that they still know each other - there is no need to talk about such a simple analysis.

She wasn't just fishing for fish these days, Chihiro had picked up a few strategy characters belonging to the Armed Detective Agency from the forum, and even figured out their character relationships and backgrounds, just like the one in front of her. Boy, speaking of it, he seems to be the first character recommended by the system.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at her in confusion, "Um, huh? Sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean?"

"Woof." It doesn't mean anything, it's just that your colleague ate my meal.

"If Mr. Dazai did something, that person doesn't like dogs very much, I think he," he stuttered at this point, and finally didn't give him an excuse, "...I think he did it on purpose."

He looked like an ordinary kid who was not very confident, but when facing a puppy like her, Atsushi Nakajima was not rash. He bowed to her, "I'm sorry, I apologize to you on behalf of Mr. Dazai."

This child is indeed as good as she learned, and the way he apologizes obediently looks a little cute.It's a pity that she is a ruthless dog hook, it's useless to be pitiful and cute.

Chihiro, who had let Osamu Dazai escape due to her own mistake, grinned sinisterly, and stretched out her claws to tightly hook the straps that were protruding from the boy's overalls like a tail.

As far as status is concerned, you are all members of the commune, and since you know him, you have to take responsibility for me on his behalf.Chihiro slapped the small bag on the ground with the other paw.

——This is a very good dog food for her. Zhongyuan Zhong also bought it for her. It is very expensive!

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The author has something to say:

Anonymous user: "Pure passers-by have no malice, I'm really curious who can get that man down... I just follow his line wholeheartedly, I'm in love, I'm in pain, I'm crying, I'm tired, I'll open a week and I'll cry again, After seventeen weeks, there is no sense of experience at all. [Hold tight to your fragile self.jpg]”

"I'm going. When I was in the first episode, there was already a dude who ended the seventeenth episode. I was shocked. This is why men are not bad and women don't love them."

"My phone's battery is [-] percent, please tell me more about it."

"Although I haven't been able to promote his thread, I like to read this kind of post. The host dd wants to hear the story."

"Don't scold, don't scold, I'm not a guy at all. There are so many Zhoumu because I step on be madly and I don't live long every time, okay... At the beginning, I fell in love with that sinful man at first sight. I agreed to his invitation to die in love, and then I was dead. Yes. In the next sixteen weeks, I resisted the temptation and joined the agency smoothly. I changed several ways to tease him, active, passive, bright, generous, cute and shy. The task will usher in a taboo scene where there are only two options and both options lead to death, I really doubt that my pursuit has not moved him at all.” (Reply from the host)

"Ah, is that man's route so terrifying?"

"Wait, this isn't an otome game at all, it's a survival game (laughs)"

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