I don't want to be a human being, the protagonist of the otome game

"...What, you said that you confirmed with Yamada that there is really a dog in the office of the Central Plains cadres?" The man in the suit wearing black sunglasses looked around furtively, then leaned over and asked him in a low voice. Another brother with sunglasses wearing the same attire.

"It's absolutely true. I saw it with my own eyes when Yamada went in to hand in the report. If you don't believe me, you can see it yourself. It's white, and it's a puppy." The volume of the girls exchanged whispers in response.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the orange-haired young man in the hat walking from the other end of the corridor. He immediately coughed lightly, and synchronized with his brother who had already understood the situation, he resumed a standard standing posture.

When the orange-haired young man passed in front of them, the two fierce, tall men in suits and sunglasses lowered their heads neatly and saluted the young man respectfully. "Central Plains cadres."

Nodding casually in response, the orange-haired youth quickly walked towards his own office.

【——So, you have to take the initiative to attack, Chihiro.There is no impossible strategy route in the world, only lazy players! 】

...I really want to mute the system.

The white puppy squatting by the bay window in a standard sitting posture looks like a lone deciduous tooth falling out of the gum from a distance.

After sighing heavily, the puppy who was urged by the system to start the strategy route with 360-degree surround sound again... that is, Chihiro Onodera, who is the player, continued to look at her with her sad dog eyes without moving. Looking out the window.

[Tong Bao, let's not talk about anything else, do you think I can take the strategy route? 】

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【...Don't be discouraged!As a heroine, the most important thing is self-confidence.I have used the map function to search for you the armed detective agency that is not far from the nearest capture target. We can still go after you recover from your injuries! 】

If you really have confidence in me, don't hesitate!Even from the electronic sound, it can be heard that the system paused when faced with this problem. Chihiro Onodera, who has been fed chicken soup by her own system for three consecutive days, can only say that it is true and she is offended.

After all, before entering the game, no one would have imagined... even Chihiro herself did not expect that after 20 years of being a human being, she would be able to experience the feeling of being a dog for the first time in an otome game.

Having nothing to say, she just wanted to bring a topic on Twitter to ask everyone whether it is too early for the cultural level of their era to let a dog be the protagonist of an otome game.

——Laughing to death, as the heroine of a love game, I am not human at all, is this reasonable?

Onodera Chihiro, 20 years old, is an ordinary female college student at the National University of Japan. The only hobby in life is various otome games derived from the developed local acg and Two-dimensional culture.With years of research and hard work, relying on the strength of her mother's solo, she insisted on making a breakthrough in the otome game circle.

She claims to be able to quickly take down any character in a difficult strategy. Just a few days ago, she received an email from the well-known otome game company "dokidoki Heartbeat Club" as a high-level player.

Originally, she was a loyal fan of this company, and that email drew a beautiful cake for her with wonderful rhetoric, superb rhetoric and copywriting, and solemnly invited Chihiro to become their company's newly developed product. Holographic Game B internal beta player.

Looking at the beautiful reserve boyfriends on the game promotional image, Chihiro just wanted to say, faced with such a situation, how could she choose? Of course, she agreed to them without hesitation!

Then she turned into a dog.

...Damn it, the temptation of a paper man is indeed the root of all evil.

Chihiro, who just became a dog, naively thought that she was just lucky, and stepped on a bug with a wrong character code just after entering the game. Everyone knows about bugs, they can be fixed, and if it doesn’t work, she can quit the game and start over.

She didn't panic at all and even thought about what kind of copywriting to post this strange bug on the forum. She calmly exhaled the game's built-in AI system with no fluctuations or even wanted to laugh, and planned to report the bug to the game company and reopen it. once.

Chihiro Puppy frowned until he searched through the built-in menu, and found that the matter was not simple... I clicked, what about the button to exit the game so big? ? ?

This time the problem was serious. Chihiro quickly jumped to the help page, clicked on the customer service feedback option, and solved the two major problems of "my exit button disappeared" and "my personal character is a dog" in one go I have explained everything clearly.

The highly efficient robot customer service who is online at any time replied to the message in seconds and answered her thoughtfully: Dear, hello, our work is an immersive experience!As long as you successfully conquer a route, you can clear the level and return to reality!

Chihiro: ... I understand the truth, I can understand the immersion, but at least let me change back to human first, right?

It is still a very efficient robot customer service: your problem is being processed, please stay calm.The official reply is, dear, hello, our work is an immersive experience!As long as you successfully conquer a route, you can clear the level and return to reality!

Polite Chihiro: ... you.

Although she once uttered big words of 100% strategy, Chihiro did have a certain degree of confidence in her own strength, but that was all under the condition of taking a conventional script.

Who knows what will happen to her who manipulates a dog-no, here should be asked, who knows if there is even a [-]% possibility for her to get those paper men.

Chihiro Onodera of JPG said that this question has seriously touched her blind spot of knowledge.

When she was struggling with the game interface where she could only move forward but not backward, and was thinking about what to do next, it was too late to load the built-in AI system for a few minutes due to the large amount of information in the resource pack. arrive.

[Hello cute player baby!Welcome to the large-scale otome holographic strategy game "Please fall in love!" created by dokidoki Heartbeat Club. I am your exclusive AI system. Please call me if you have any needs~ This game is divided into spells and abilities. There are three different blocks from the block of the king, please choose your favorite next...]

The system began to actively explain the basic settings of the game to her just after it came out, because Chihiro felt that at least the AI ​​produced by this game was reliable because of its comprehensive introduction, and naturally thought that the system should also be able to help her solve her current problems.

Just when she was about to let go of her heart and breathe a sigh of relief, the system scanned Chihiro's character image as a player in the background due to the basic needs of the game.The system that came to the conclusion that what she was facing was a dog, got stuck before her.

——Listening to the system chatting and chatting, there was no sound, and even a harsh garbled code that was suspected to be caused by too much confusion. Chihiro, who had entered the game for less than 10 minutes, finally staged a fan turn of the company on the spot. .

... Can this game still be played?

When she caught the familiar footsteps, Chihiro finally temporarily stopped her stupid act of replaying the decision that affected her fate a few days ago indefinitely.Humans can't help but relive their mistakes over and over again, and now it seems that the inner human dog hook will be no different.

Subconsciously erecting her pair of puppy ears that would collapse automatically on weekdays, she nimbly jumped from the window sill to the polished and expensive floor, looking in the direction of the door eagerly, ready to welcome her benefactor and new wife The owner, the snow-white tail behind him has also turned into a propeller.

Even if the target is a strategy and the character is a dog, this day has to go on.

When the overwhelmed system told her that she was just a voice assistant and didn't have so much authority to operate the game, Yigouyitong, who depended on each other for life, decided to follow the standard process first.

She grandly chose Yokohama as her birthplace with the metaphysics method of counting soldiers and generals. As a result, she was unlucky to encounter some random accidents at the beginning, which made her quickly realize that as a dog, let alone a strategy , the cruel fact that it is not easy for her just to survive.

Therefore, Chihiro is deeply grateful to the ordinary office worker who still chooses to take her away in such a chaotic situation... Well, at present, she is a distinguished office worker who can use a panoramic office in a high-rise building.

[Chihiro, I can understand that he saved your life, you are very grateful to him, but this person, he is really not the target of the strategy QAQ]

[... Repayment comes first, strategy comes second. 】

The system, as the player's caring little padded jacket, has the same goal as her to end the game by playing the strategy ending. It only feels that it breaks its heart for Chihiro every day, but Chihiro doesn't appreciate it, and talks about starting the strategy route. will answer with this sentence.

...Well, she insisted that this was due to her personal principle of reciprocating the favor of dripping water, and it was definitely not because the high-quality taste, balanced nutrition, and price that Zhongyuan Zhongya ordered for her made her even outside the game. Royal dog food that can tremble twice.

Although she hasn't figured out what she can do for Zhongya Zhongya as a dog yet, she firmly believes that she will be able to come in handy for a kind owner at some point—for example, being caught for the first time today After he brought the office, she suddenly realized that there was still a lot she could do.

Keen Chihiro had already noticed something was wrong when observing the environment inside the building.

Countless burly brothers with scars on their faces that she has only seen in movies, are closely guarding and patrolling everywhere in this building. Their bulging pockets look scary. She is really afraid that she will speak up , these big brothers would pull out their small black pistols from their pockets and shoot her dead.

Could it be that the new owner with a beautiful heart is someone who does that kind of work... After making such a guess in her heart, Chihiro pondered for a while, and then solemnly confirmed one thing.

Sure enough, the new owner——

...It must be an internal executive in a company like a financial company, right?

Presumably it was to prevent revenge from the enemy, so he hired so many bodyguards, thinking that his owner was also living in dire straits, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Zhongyuan Zhongyuan was innocent, weak, pitiful and helpless. A little older, she should be able to protect her owner well.

After all, she is not a pocket pet dog, but a medium-sized dog that has just been weaned... Since there is no outsider, she said it bluntly, and Chihiro herself did not expect that she is now a Samoyed.

After reporting the situation to the leader, Nakahara Chuya had just returned to the office, and what he saw was the puppy he picked up a few days ago sitting firmly in front of the door, in a position that would not be hit by the opened door, like A fluffy chunk of marshmallow.

After seeing him coming in, the marshmallow puppy, which had been motionless, immediately rolled towards his feet, expressing its welcome to him with actions.

Chihiro, who rushed all the way to his feet before stopping, enthusiastically said welcome back to the new owner named Nakahara Chuya.Of course, this enthusiasm of hers fell into Chuya's ears, and it was a string of milky, unseemly barking sounds.

Without any pretensions of a mafia cadre at all, Nakahara Nakaya walked to the door and chose to squat down and look at her at the same level. He even reached out and touched the soft hair on the top of Chihiro's head, and asked her.

"Is the injury a little better, Bourbon?"

By the way, of course her benefactor didn't have a good understanding with her enough to just give her a real name... If that's the case, Chihiro may suspect that all this is a game company's conspiracy.As an ordinary young Samoyed, she now has a new foreign name - "Bourbon".

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The author has something to say:

Hey, dog hook.