After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

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Gu Wang stared at the chat box for a long time, feeling quite uncomfortable.

Afraid that Sui Yi would pester him?I really don't mean that.

Gu Wang: [No, I just saw that everyone described you as miserable, and I feel that crushing on you is very hard. ]

Random: [So what?Seeing me working so hard, you want to make a promise to me? ]

Gu Wang: [That's not possible, it's not possible. ]

The corners of Gu Wang's mouth curled up into a smile, and he looked like he was chatting with his mobile phone, like a fool who just fell in love and finally chatted with the goddess.

Gu Wang: [I'm just curious, I don't think you are quite like what you said on the forum. ]

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Casual: [Of course not, because I'm also straight. ]

Gu Wang: [Then why are you always hiding from me? ]

Gu Wang: [The school celebration after high school graduation results, we both received the award on the same stage, and gave a speech together as an outstanding student representative. You were next to me at the time, and you handed the microphone to me and hit my foot , quite painful. ]

Sui Yi remembers that on the anniversary of high school graduation, no graduates from the school were required to wear school uniforms, but he still wore straight, handsome, white short-sleeved, big black pants, shorts, and black flip-flops , The kind that can go downstairs to throw garbage at any time.

Sui Yi was distracted at the time, before Gu Wang picked up the microphone, he let go, and then the microphone "Bang", smashing Gu Wang's big toe.

Old ringing.

Now I still remember the "grass" that Gu Wang scolded at that time.

Gu Wang: [As a result, you don’t know me anymore on the bus today. You are so good at studying, so you won’t be so forgetful, right? ]

"..." Sui Yi secretly bit the tip of his tongue, and suddenly had the urge to kill someone.

Since childhood, Sui Yi had a small problem of excessive self-esteem and self-love. When he was not very handsome due to external forces, he didn't like to meet acquaintances, and he would quickly turn into extreme social fear.

Therefore, when he is embarrassed and unable to escape, he will pretend to be indifferent and not know anyone.

I can't see you, you can't see me.

Sui Yi will also give himself psychological hints: I don't know you, so what are you looking at?

In this way, the shame of embarrassment will be reduced.

You have to believe it yourself before others will believe it. This method has been tried and tested.

How come to Gu Wang's place, it's a failure?

Is Gu Wang really a fucking straight man? He is so careful.

Gu Wang was still babbling non-stop.

Gu Wang: [So I want to ask, did I offend you somewhere. ]

Random: [You think too much. ]

Gu Wang: [Then can we be friends now? ]

Sui Yi made it very awkward to ask this question, so normal people just get along with each other all day, and gradually become friends for no reason?

Being friends is not a child's play, and you have to admit it seriously, can I play your father, can I be your friend?

It's like a prelude to falling in love.

If we promise him today, we are good friends, and Gu Wang will probably be attached to him.

Gu Wang obviously wasn't a normal friend, and wanted to extract evidence of his secret love from him.

And Sui Yi never liked to be friends with guys like Gu Wang, he was too handsome.

Jin Shanshuo doesn't know at the moment that Sui Yi's requirement in choosing a friend is not to be handsome.

Feel free: [No. ]

Gu Wang: [No way?We are former alumni, and we are roommates now, isn't that enough for us to be friends? ]

Casual: [Because I find you annoying. ]

Gu Wang: [Really, the more you hide, the more guilty I feel, and I don't want to keep pestering you, but I can't help but ask, why not? ]

Casual: [Sorry, I'm homophobic, I always feel that you like me, you find reasons to talk to me, find fault, approach me, you are not normal. ]

Gu Wang was choked up.

Gu Wang: [How is it possible, I am a straight man. ]

Casual: [Forgive me for being biased against you, so I can't be friends with you. ]

Gu Wang: [Damn, I'm really a straight man! ]

I'm straight and so are you.

Gu Wang: [Why can't straight men and straight men be friends?You are homophobic, and I am homophobic too. ]

Random: [I'm not only homophobic, I'm also chicken-phobic, you don't grow old, do you?Sorry. ]

Gu Wang's phone hit his face, and his bed flipped a few times in a row, lying on the left side, lying on the right side, he couldn't even lie down.

Still facing up, holding the phone in his hand, his two thumbs moved quickly, typing away.

Gu Wang: [?Then why are you and Dashan friends? ]

Sui Yi lied and didn't even type the draft.

Casually: [He has changed his gender, and the operation he had in Thailand last year was very successful. ]

Random: [That is, the vocal cords were not cut. ]

If you cut it, you will be dumb.

Sui Yi was afraid that Jin Shanshuo would lift his ashes in the middle of the night.

Random: [This is my best friend's secret, I hope you don't talk about it, now only you know and I know. ]

Jin Shanshuo didn't know.

Gu Wang was taken aback.

Yang Hongle said that Sui Yi had no friends since he was a child, but they discovered that he still had a male friend.

Didn't realize it was transgender.

Is it possible that Sui Yi is...really afraid of chickens?

Gu Wang is a person who keeps his promises.

Gu Wang: [Don't worry, I won't say anything. ]

Still more respect for personal preferences.

In today's society, there are people with all kinds of problems.

Gu Wang: [Then you are not homophobic, he is like this, he must also be gay? ]

Too?

You are a straight man, I am a straight man, where did "also" come from?

Random: [He has successfully changed his gender, so it can't be counted like that. ]

Gu Wang: [Oh, have you changed?Otherwise, you should faint every time you go to the toilet. ]

Sui Yi gritted his teeth and dug a hole for himself.

Random: [Mine looks better, not too dizzy. ]

Gu Wang thought, how beautiful is that?

So Gu Wang posted an emoji of "Let me be healthy".

Random: [roll]

Emoji are not willing to leave you.

Why is there someone who looks like a dog, who is like a dog's skin plaster in private, even if you tear it off, chatting with him will lower your IQ, Sui Yi gritted his teeth and directly blocked Gu Wang's chat box.

But after tossing and turning, she couldn't fall asleep, so she ordered another strong blackout and thicker bed curtain, and when the time came, she and Gu Wang would be separated by one curtain.

Gu Wang posted some more, but Sui Yi didn't read them, and just went back to look through the chat records, and found those forum links where he had a crush on Gu Wang.

Click it in and take a general look, but Sui Yi is so angry that he wants to die.

How proud he is.

As a result, in this forum, what Sui Yi was infatuated with Gu Wang, Gu Ying felt sorry for Senior Sui, fell in love with a straight man, and suffered all the hardships in the world.

Who is suffering?

I'm so handsome and everyone loves me, why should I suffer?

Are people on this forum crazy?Why are so many trivial things being recorded for him? Sui Yi almost doubts that he was the emperor for three years in high school. He has a living history to record his daily diet and daily life. He can even record his fart and hiccups for him.

Don't say that Gu believed it in vain, he believed it after seeing it, and felt sorry for himself.

It's all nonsense, and there are coincidences everywhere, but it can still be called "fate" at work, making Sui Yiqi's dumb man eat Coptis chinensis, and he can't tell the pain.

Sui Yi had clicked on the school's forum before, when he was in the third year of high school, and the post about who was the school grass between him and Gu Wang was ranked the first in the trending search.

A classmate of Sui Yi forwarded this link to Moments to solicit votes for Gu Wang.

That Sui Yi couldn't bear it, the classmates in his class felt that Gu Wang was more handsome than him, and hated that classmate for a year, and he still hasn't let it go.

At that time, Sui Yi clicked in to see that the two votes were evenly divided, so he voted for himself.

It turns out that after a while, Gu Wang overtook him again.

So Sui Yi registered a small account to vote for himself.

That night, he didn't sleep until three o'clock. He logged into various accounts, changed various identities, and kept voting for himself more than ten times. He didn't sleep until the other party stopped overtaking.

Later, Sui Yi found out that this vote can be updated every day, and can be voted every day, so he added the link of this forum to his favorites and put it on the phone desktop.

Afterwards, Sui Yi never entered the forum homepage. He just came to this post every day to sign in and vote for himself. If the trumpet was not enough, Jinshanshuo would be added.

If Gu Wang hadn't sent him these things today, Sui Yi wouldn't have known that they had graduated, and the gossip section of the forum was still full of him and Gu Wang.

Are the new generation of juniors so unable to fight?

Are you still angry at being slaughtered by two ex-seniors?

If it was Sui Yi, Sui Yi would have to be angry. Even if he had to take the final exam the next day, he would have to use a trumpet in the middle of the night to create a marketing campaign for himself, and to suppress his past seniors.

Sui Yi took a rough look at the clues of his crush on Gu Wang, and then clicked on the forum homepage, and found that the most popular voting activity in the high school forum is: [Gu Wang and Sui Yi, who fell in love first? 】

Now it is no longer arguing about who is the school grass, and everyone is more concerned about which of the two school grasses will be tempted first.

So, Gu Wang was also tempted?Didn't he say he was straight?

Sui Yi looked at the number of votes, damn it, he immediately gained confidence, he had 860 votes, Gu Wang had 250 votes.

The number of votes for Gu Wangxian to be tempted is 1384 more than him.

There are only 2000 students in their grade, and Gu Wang has won the approval of everyone in their class: Sui Yi, whom Gu Wang likes first.

Gu Wang is doing well today, it's a good one to beat him up.

After reading these things, it was past two o'clock in the middle of the night, Sui Yi was so awake that he was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep, it was Gu Wang who was tempted first.

No matter how many clues he has, it's useless.

Gu Wang, who was facing his head, didn't seem to be asleep, the phone screen reflected faint light on the wall.

Sui Yi ghosted and almost touched Gu Wang's profile picture, wanting to enter his circle of friends to have a look, but he didn't expect his hands to tremble, so he tapped twice, taking a pat on Gu Wang.

[I patted "Gu Wang"'s egg and found that the egg was gone]

Sui Yi: "..."

The cheating design of this social software.

Why is the egg gone? Gu Wang also had an operation, right?

Before he had time to withdraw it, the night owl Gu Wang had already seen it.

Gu Wang: [? ]

Gu Wang: [Could it be that you want to see my circle of friends, but your hands are shaking? ]

Sui Yi's eyelids twitched, why did Gu Wang twitch so badly.

After replying to the message, Gu Wang changed the content of his photo shoot.

Random: [Not interested in your circle of friends. ]

Casual: [I just discovered something new, I found evidence that you are not a straight man. ]

Random: [Link: [Gu Wang and Sui Yi, who fell in love first? 】]

Gu Wang didn't click in to see it, so he replied first: [Take a picture of me again. ]

Sui Yi patted him again.

[I patted the face of "Gu Wang" and found that he was almost gone]

Gu Wang wanted to be ashamed, afraid that others would also take pictures, so he didn't write much.