After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

As soon as Sui Yi entered, he was blocked by his own pants.

He doesn't usually wear jeans, but today he did.

The button above the zipper of the jeans was very tight and couldn't be pulled open. Sui Yi worked hard for a while and sighed. Usually, he didn't think it was such a laborious thing. Why can't he do anything with his left hand?

It is said that a smart person's left hand is also easy to use. Sui Yi doesn't believe in evil, so he has to do it himself. After doing it for a long time, his bangs are wet, and finally he can only admit that he is not a smart person.

Gu Wang was standing outside, heard Sui Yi's helpless sigh, knocked on the door with a smile, Sui Yi didn't even lock it, and he came in directly, "What's the matter, do you still need my help?"

"You smile like a hooligan," Sui Yi gave a pertinent evaluation, "I really don't want to bother you."

"Is your business a problem for me?" Gu Wang bowed his head and unbuttoned his trousers, and then pulled down the chain of his trousers. The moment he raised his head, he kissed Sui Yi's forehead with a ringing sound. "I can't wait to serve you every second."

"..." This man is so nasty.

But Gu Wang is really a good person, Sui Yi thought movedly, when Gu Wang takes care of others, he always pays attention to details.

There are many things that I may not be able to do in the future, until Gu Wang's gang ended up, Sui Yi panicked, "Damn it, what are you doing? I'll do the rest myself!"

Gu Wang didn't mind at all, and directly helped him to support Xiao Xiaoyi, "Come on, don't dislike me, I just washed my hands outside, using hand sanitizer."

Sui Yi: "..."

I was afraid that you would despise me.

When Gu Wang spoke, there was a faint smell of cigarettes, Sui Yi frowned slightly and said, "I have never enjoyed such service in my life, it seems that I can't pee."

Gu Wang smiled, "You are so cute, don't be nervous, take your time, there is still more than a month to go, you have to get used to it."

"..." I'm used to it, at most I'm used to it and I won't wear jeans anymore, "I'll just do it myself."

Gu Wang shook his head, "Look, I've already touched my hands."

Sui Yi: "Why are you smoking?"

Gu Wang was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously moved a little further away from Sui Yi, "Is it choking you... Just now, I was a little excited because I thought I could help you like this, so I calmed down a bit."

Sui Yi closed his eyes, raised his head slightly, "I'm addicted to cigarettes, please help me smoke a cigarette."

"How to help?"

"Ignite the fire and put it in my mouth. I will do the rest by myself." Please don't hold back, I really can't let go.

Sui Yi went to the bathroom, Gu Wang lit a cigarette for him beside him, he smoked five puffs, and finally settled the matter.

Gu Wang put the cigarette Sui Yi had smoked into his mouth casually, "You look so ecstatic when you go to the bathroom."

Sui Yi: "If you can't speak, don't insist."

Gu Wang pushed him to the door, "Let brother kiss before leaving."

Sui Yi kissed him perfunctorily, "Go, it's too crowded here."

Gu Wang rolled his eyes around, "This shopping mall is one of the best, but it is much bigger than the toilet in the KTV we went to last time."

"...Do you have a soft spot for such occasions?" Sui Yi asked.

Gu Wang pressed Sui Yi's Adam's apple lightly with one hand, "Look, this place is clean, bright, and has incense, it's obviously not crowded at all..."

Sui Yixin said that this is a fucking toilet, making you sound like a five-star hotel, "I just like dirty and messy toilets, I don't feel like this."

After speaking, Sui Yi opened the door and came out, seeing Yang Hongle standing outside, both of them were very embarrassed.

Yang Hongle held up his mobile phone and said, "I really just got here..."

Gu Wang poked out a head from behind Sui Yi: "Then what have you heard?"

Yang Hongle shook his index finger, and told the truth, "I only heard the last sentence that Sui Yi said, and this is the only sentence."

But I can tell that you guys are playing really well.

Gay tricks is Doha.

Sui Yi staggered down the steps: "I was joking with him, don't think about it."

"It's okay, sister-in-law. I'm an outsider. If I like to think about it, I can just think about it. Anyway, my brain..."

Gu Wang kicked Yang Hongle directly, and kicked him to the innermost compartment door, "Stop talking about yourself and go to your toilet."

Sui Yi only had one hand and wanted to wipe it clean, so Gu Wang had to come and wash his hands at this time, anyway, it's not a bad thing to bother him.

Sui Yi's cell phone kept vibrating in his pocket, but he didn't look at it, probably it was some group chat that he forgot to block.

Shabi: [Where are you? ]

Shabi: [Yu Jie?You charged me 500 yuan, and the person just disappeared? ]

Shabi: [Damn, I told you that I didn't mean to scold you, I'm still good at playing games, can you stop ignoring people. ]

Shabi: [Which school are you from? ]

Sui Yi originally thought about taking 500 yuan from this person, and saw that the other person was pretending to be generous to pick up girls, but he didn't expect that after he really took the money, he turned into anger from embarrassment.

Who knew that the other party's missiles didn't become angry and kept contacting him.

However, Sui Yi forgot to return the money after receiving it yesterday, and He Lianfeng immediately contacted him for help, and when he was hospitalized today, Sui Yi completely forgot that he still owed 500 yuan.

Yu Jie's trumpet is always on mute.

The cafeteria is calling, and they have already been called. Before entering the door, Gu Huang asked Sui Yi, "Then you just said that you like dirty and messy environments, are you serious?"

"...Do we have to be in the toilet?" Sui Yi asked back.

Gu Wang finally succeeded, and nodded in satisfaction, "Then I understand, it can be anywhere except there."

Sui Yi said helplessly: "I'm really convinced, I'm a wounded person now, I can't even move my right hand freely, how can you think about these things in your mind?"

"I've thought about it a lot. You can only hear these things because your right hand can't move freely. It will last for a month. But don't worry, I'm by your side. I will satisfy all your needs. "Gu Wang patted his chest and took two dinner plates, "Come on, follow brother around twice, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll get it for you."

Qiao Ze passed by with a plate, patted Gu Wang's shoulder casually, and said casually: "Our brother Wang loves his wife."

Gu Wang also patted the other party in embarrassment.

Sui Yi: "..."

Although he knew that everyone was making a joke about him and Gu Wang, but the unintentional truth told in the joke magnified the flirtatious flirtatious affection between him and Gu Wang.

It's ambiguity, it's true feelings, it's the heartbeat that becomes more obvious every time I look at Gu Wang.

During the meal, several people mentioned the theatrical performance that will be held some time ago.

Yang Hongle: "It is said that all the boys from the outer courtyard must participate. If you want me to say, the whole large-scale cross talk can be done directly."

Wen Yihao looked at Sui Yi's arm and said, "But what about Sui Yi?"

A few boys ate the buffet and filled the tables. Han Xu took a sip of his wine, looked at Sui Yi's arm, and said, "What kind of cross talk show? Just perform a chorus. Anyway, Sui Yi's mouth is fine."

Sui Yi suddenly thought that he still had a toothache.

Qiao Ze watched Gu Wang cut the steak into small pieces for Sui Yi, holding a fork, insisting on sending the meat to Sui Yi's mouth.

Sui Yi was not happy, so Gu Wang pinched his chin and put it in his mouth, Qiao Ze burst out laughing, "I said, why do you two really look like a young couple, Gu Wang, you...you can... Don't be careful, the sauce is all over Sui Yi's mouth."

"Sui Yi is my daughter-in-law, if you call her sister-in-law, my big brother can't be in vain." Gu Wang was still feeding Sui Yi.

Sui Yi refused to eat, hid for a while, subconsciously licked the sauce on his mouth, and asked Gu Wang, "Is there any more?"

Are there any more?

The way Sui Yi's tongue quickly licked his mouth reminded Gu Wang of the KTV toilet, he was guilty, and he was eating, why would Sui Yi think of going there for whatever he did?

Sui Yi is still a wounded person.

Gu Wang lowered his eyes, his Adam's apple moved up and down, "It's gone."

After that, Gu Wang never fed him again, but let Sui Yi eat by himself with a fork in his left hand.

If there was something difficult to pick up, Gu Wang made a small portion and fed it to Sui Yi's mouth, but he never let Sui Yi lick the things around his mouth again, they were all carefully fed into his mouth.

When Han Xu saw Sui Yi asking Gu Wang naturally if he had anything left on his lips, he was taken aback for a moment.

Sui Yi seems to be very dependent on Gu Wang.

The feeling of getting along with Gu Wang is not like him getting along with others, Jin Shanshuo is also present, he is his best friend, but the relationship between Sui Yi and Jin Shanshuo is not like this.

Han Xu is always very Min Rui, Gu Wang glanced at Han Xu slightly from the side, his eyes were not very friendly, he watched Sui Yi chew all the beef on the plate, and then he took another bite, and he used it with Sui Yi's same fork.

Han Xu stopped his chopsticks and said, "Gu Wang, what are you doing with Sui Yi's fork?"

"Huh?" Gu Wang raised his eyebrows, "Is it weird that I use my wife's fork?"

Perhaps in everyone's eyes, Sui Yi's demeanor is too cold, it is impossible to share a pair of chopsticks, a fork, and a glass of water with others in this life.

Everyone present may not care about these things, but Sui Yi is different.

In order to smooth things over, Jin Shanshuo coughed twice and said, "What's the matter, Sui Yi often does this, he doesn't care at all, he often uses my chopsticks."

Unexpectedly, Sui Yi directly dismantled the stage, "I don't use other people's chopsticks."

Your screen was good, but I'm sick of hearing it.

Jin Shanshuo rolled his eyes speechlessly, "I really don't want to use yours either."

Yang Hongle said with a smile: "The ones who play best are the ones who hurt each other the most. I see my brother and my sister-in-law as plastic lovers. On the surface, you fight with each other, but in private, they tear each other very hard."

Wen Yihao deeply felt the same about this matter, and nodded frantically, "Ah yes, in our school's forum, I think whoever is chosen as the school grass, Gu Wang and Sui Yi fight on it every day, the difference in votes is at most two or three votes .”

"Indeed, I remembered," Qiao Ze asked Gu Wang, "You and Sui Yi both ended up in person, they were torn apart in the forum."

"Plastic, these two are really plastic."

"Brother and sister-in-law, if they disagree, they will get divorced."

Everyone laughed again, shouting brother and sister-in-law, and thinking that the two of them were impossible.

Gu Wang: "..."

Sui Yi: "..."

That is to say, I opened the door of the cupboard with my own hands a small crack, but everyone kicked it back relentlessly after saying something.

Sui Yi ate almost the same amount. When he was digesting halfway, he looked down at his phone and found that there were sixteen unread messages on the small account.

Gu Wang is so boring, he is right in front of him, what message should he send to the trumpet?