Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

I didn't have an appointment with the king of Wei, and I even got a good night's sleep.

When I woke up the next day, I ate a table of snacks with great interest.

Among other things, the royal chef in the palace is really good at cooking, and some kung fu dishes are ingenious and time-consuming. Anyway, I didn't bother to cook even if I had a cheat in my previous life.

After that, I never saw King Wei again.

Thinking about it, the target sees through the scheme, there is no need to pester Wan Zun any more, let's save some face for each other.

However, Wei Wang was honest, but Huang Guijun started.

It may be that 25 successfully stimulated her Ai Lang while playing games in the pavilion yesterday. This irritable rabbit decided to bite me, an old salty fish, to death before being canonized.

What did the salted fish do wrong again?

It's just that the canonization is imminent, and with Huang Guijun's IQ, asking him to think of a seamless scheme to kill me is really too much to ask.So, he decided to break the situation violently and killed me directly.

If I am successfully killed, it means that I am definitely not a fairy, and the empress will not embarrass a love Lang who is raising black bird eggs.

If I hadn't been killed, huh, how is this possible? !

Huang Guijun is very confident, and I admit that he is very ruthless and persistent, that's right...

#Assassination Attempt·First Time

The weather in late spring is not too cold, but the pond water is still cool.

Attendant Wan passed by the Imperial Garden at noon, and was curious to see me flopping about in the pond, with a man in the palace strangled in my hand, who had already passed out.

"Sanlang, what are you doing?"

I sighed, stepped on the water in the rippling pond, and said quietly: "It's hot, swimming is cooler."

Wan servant was confused, looked at the thick clouds in the sky, tilted his head and said: "It's...is it very hot?"

"Yes." I said dumbly, pushing away the goose that swam over to kiss me with one hand.

The big white geese raised by the empress in the imperial garden are as unruly as she is.

"Huahua likes you very much." Wan attendant smiled and stretched out his hand to touch Yu Goose. The latter swiped the anthurium arrogantly and avoided it. Goose's eyes showed a bit of disdain.

I was silent for a moment, looking at the goose's snow-white fur, I couldn't help but ask, "Huahua, who gave it the name?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty likes flowers." Wan servant said cheerfully.

"The flower of this big white goose is the flower of Huaxin, right?" Same as the empress.

"Ah?" Wan servant blinked, then pointed to the male palace man next to him and asked, "Sanlang, is he also a swimmer?"

"Yes, he swam with me, but he was so happy that he choked on the water."

"..."

"..."

The two of us looked at each other for a few seconds, and the servant Wan hesitated and said: "Sanlang, why don't you go out, it's safer to follow the queen."

"It's okay, just swimming." I smiled and pushed the goose that was trying to stick it half a meter away again.

I really hope that the assassination of Huang Guijun will be successful, but if you give him a chance, he will be useless!

When the palace man led me to a remote place by the pool, I had already seen through his intentions, and followed Shanruliuzhi to Tingge.

The moment I was pushed down, I was still happy, and I didn't even intend to resist. I was determined to sink my body in the pond of the Imperial Garden, and went directly to the underworld to find someone to settle the score.

But what kind of fools are Huang Guijun's subordinates!

Maybe he was too flustered when he killed him, he slipped directly, fell into the water with him, and then his calf cramped, almost drowning.

I lay calmly in the water, seeing him thumping and shouting wildly, but still couldn't bear to rescue him, and then I met Attendant Wan.

I threw the man in the coma to the shore, faced Ting Ge's terrified little eyes, and waved my hand, telling him to keep quiet and just talk to the queen.

It’s not okay for you to be villains like this. I look at the people in the coma, and from the perspective of my peers, the more I look at them, the more I am critical and dissatisfied. of the men.

#AssassinationAttempt·Second

In the evening, I have my favorite wine glutinous rice balls as a snack.

Ting Ge immediately filled a bowl and warmly held it to me: "Master, I'm afraid I'll catch a cold after going into the water today, so drink something hot to drive away the cold."

How did you learn to talk nonsense with your eyes open?Look at your son's six-pack abs, and tell me, I'll catch a cold if I swim.

Although I'm not a winter swimming monster, and I can't swim back and forth in the Yangtze River, but such a big goose pond, it's no problem to go around ten times.

But Jiuniang Yuanzi must be eaten, Jiuniang is delicious.

As soon as I picked up the porcelain bowl, my movements froze.

Poison, I understand.

This is a common assassination technique. When I was in the Demon Sect, the disciples in the teaching were the best at using Gu poison.

But who can tell me, which genius gave the medicine, it's so lumpy!

The fermented glutinous rice balls generally need to be thickened, you have to start before thickening, and you must not pour them all in one go, unless your medicine is as easy to dissolve in water as powdered sugar, otherwise this is the end.

I sighed, forget it, don't ask too much, and drink it as soon as I close my eyes.

It's just a pot of fragrant rice balls for nothing.

I closed my eyes and put the spoon into my mouth, and the next moment, I spit it out without hesitation.

"My lord, what's the matter?" Ting Ge worried, subconsciously reached for the bowl, trying to see what's wrong with the wine.

I stopped him immediately, my face was cloudy and uncertain.

"bitter."

"what?"

"It's too bitter to eat."

"Aren't Jiuniang Yuanzi usually sweet?"

"Ha ha."

Although I really want Huang Guijun to kill me, but such a clumsy way of death, let it go.

When the time comes, the imperial doctor will do the post-mortem examination, and after tasting this bowl of fermented glutinous rice balls, he will definitely tell others: Saburo Sajia must have died of stupidity, or his sense of taste has failed, because any normal person will not eat without changing his face. Get this bowl of soup.

"Young master, should I pour out the soup?"

"Leave it alone, I'll handle it myself."

I rubbed my temples in pain. Harmful garbage can’t be thrown away. Although I think this thing is so bitter that even a mouse won’t touch it, it’s still just in case, and it’s troublesome to be stopped by caring people.

After dealing with those "biological weapons", I lay on the bed and couldn't even read the script.

The two luminous pearls on the top of the head exude a soft halo, which are packed in a net bag made of gold silk and hung beside the bed curtain, which reminds me of the queen.

For so many years... How did Huang Guijun survive until now?

Does it all depend on 25 eccentricity?

#AssassinationAttempt·Third

The next day, I greeted the queen with a pair of dark circles under my eyes.

The queen was still holding it at first, but then she couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha, Saburo, I'm really sorry, hahahahaha."

He smiled and slapped the young lady straight, not half the demeanor of a queen, but more like a living person than ever.

"You're laughing." I covered my face in horror.

After a long time, the Empress finally stopped laughing and said seriously: "How are you doing now, Sanlang?"

"No, let's see what surprises he can give me." I showed a kind smile.

The queen waved her hand indifferently.

"By the way, Your Majesty," before leaving, I turned my head as if thinking of something, and said seriously, "You look so pretty when you smile."

The Queen's movements froze, and she couldn't see any joy or anger: "I lost my composure just now."

"On the contrary, I think you should smile more."

"What is there to laugh about in this world?"

"That's why I should laugh even more, just laugh that there is nothing ridiculous in this world, but there are so many ridiculous people," I said frankly, "You know, I never wanted to enter the palace to serve His Majesty, I think you shouldn't stay either." In the palace."

"San Lang speaks carefully!" The Empress suddenly shouted, then looked around, luckily all of Jiaofeng Palace were his people.

I saluted and left, and just a dozen or so steps out of the door, I was knocked down by dozens of steps at the entrance of Jiaofeng Palace by the palace guards who rushed out suddenly.

Gan, let me just say, there are too many steps at the door of the queen, climbing up and down every day is like exercising.

The accident happened so quickly that before I could react, my body moved by itself——

Thomas spun around for two and a half weeks, and landed smoothly with a 720-degree backflip.

Player Sanin, full marks!

Me: ...Damn it, you didn't talk about martial arts sneak attack, which made me unable to restrain my hands and feet.

The palace man still held a wooden plate in his hand, and was just about to kneel on the ground to beg for mercy, when he was fooled by my blind operation.

Not only was she stupid, but everyone around her was the same from the guards to the servants.

Their expressions changed from panic and anxiety at first, to dullness, and then to admiration.

Wow, Sa Sanlang is so skilled!

If it weren't for my special status, maybe several guards would want to come up and compete with me enthusiastically in martial arts.

This happened at the gate of Jiaofeng Palace, and the Empress had no choice but to pretend to be a fool, so she had to call me back again, and asked the palace man who offended me to be interrogated.

The palace man bit me to death, he was so anxious to deliver soup and medicine to the queen, he didn't look at the road, so he bumped into me.

This reason is absurd, but without evidence, no one can say that she did it on purpose.

The queen sneered, and the Wenwan walnuts she held in her hands were cracked.

"Okay, okay, okay," the queen smiled instead of anger, "his hands are long, and he stretched them out to the gate of my palace. Come, someone, and tell Your Majesty about this."

"I can't control this matter, let your Majesty take care of it!"

I suspect that the empress did it on purpose, and he was waiting for this opportunity to kill the vigor of the emperor. After all, after having the black bird egg, this irritable rabbit jumped too much, and he didn't give the harem master any face.

25 doesn't care about the queen, but she cares about me, uh, mainly about her first love, "The Immortal in the Picture".

Ah bah, who said that "The Immortal in the Painting" was her first love?This matter is completely made up by the empress herself!

25 He came soon, and once he entered the palace gate, he didn't pay attention to the queen who led the palace people to salute, but helped me up, grabbed my hand, and said affectionately: "Ai Lang may have made a mistake, Can you be surprised?"

I smiled on the skin and said: "No, after I entered the palace, I was frightened every day."

25: ...

Empress: ...

25 Pretend that he didn't hear, still have affectionate eyes, and took the opportunity to touch my hand.

I took a deep breath and told myself, this is a girl, this is a girl, she is still a child of Zhenzhen's family, it is immoral to beat a woman.

Oh, does this brat deserve a beating?

After the queen explained the cause and effect clearly, 25 looked down at the shivering palace man, his face became cold instantly, with the majesty that the emperor could not look directly at.

"Crush the master, drag him out and kill him with a stick."

She didn't torture the culprit, obviously, 25 knew very well, she didn't even need to ask who did it.

I didn't say anything and watched the palace man being dragged away.

I can save the servant who pushed me into the water, because it didn't make a big deal, and I just fooled around and got over it.However, this palace man attacked the empress at the door of the empress, and alarmed the empress again. In order to keep the empress, she had to die.

After taking care of her own love Lang, 25 met me, and couldn't help but feel guilty. With a wave of his hand, all kinds of treasures were rewarded to me like flowing water.

"Don't worry, Ailang, wait a few days for the canonization, and I will never let you suffer." The empress smiled and hinted that she understood everything, and she planned to raise my position.

Thanks, it's not necessary.

Compared with the empress' compensation, I hope that the emperor will continue to work hard, and don't be discouraged by a temporary failure.

No one is born a villain, come on, believe in yourself, you can do it.

If it doesn't work, you invite me to the palace, just give me a knife, I will never hide!

However, my villain's chicken soup couldn't be poured down. Although the empress was protecting the emperor on the surface, she secretly decreed that the latter should rest in her bedroom to raise her baby and not go out casually.

Huang Guijun finally calmed down.

Ten days later, the decree came down——

The Empress granted me the title of "Emperor of Virtue" and granted me a residence in the "Mingguang Palace".

The virtuous and virtuous four noble monarchs are second only to the status of the queen and the emperor.

Mr. Degui... You are tall, I think you are wicked!