Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

I guess a lot of bad situations.

After all, time travel is the same as drawing cards. Someone can get the achievement of African Chiefs against the "probability UP", and then when they hit the "African Star", the screen goes black and a deer man runs out.

As a proven old traveler, I am confident that no matter how difficult it is, I can survive.

However, this world is really weird!

It's not that I can't accept the setting of a female queen, it's just...

I still remember worshiping gods in the temple when I was five years old. Since then, my three views can no longer be combined.

As the carriage drove across the broad road, my father hugged me, and told about Xuanniao giving birth, about Mingzun assisting Taizong in establishing the Lang Dynasty, about how Taizong became a god in the sky, and so on.

To be honest, I didn’t take these stories that were made up at the time. I kept my eyes on the lotus leaf cakes, honey roasted meat and exquisite sugar balls in the hands of the vendors along the street, and my mouth was watering with my second brother. Never let us eat more sweets.

At that time, it coincided with Mingzun's birthday, and there were too many worshipers.

Dad took three children, one of them didn't pay attention, I was pushed forward by the crowd as soon as I entered the main hall, and followed the disciples who turned to the back of the statue, hiding next to the statue to avoid the fate of being crushed.

As he was panting for breath, he heard a father and his little daughter next to him say: "Hell Lord, one body with two faces, and the one on the back is the Nine Nether Ghost King. It is said that he led all the ghosts to wreak havoc in the world, and after being surrendered by the Bodhisattva of the Six Paths, he became I have revealed the evil side of Mingzun now, and specially punished the wicked."

"In a while, Dad will take you to the Hall of Mercy to fulfill your vows."

"Hall of Mercy?" The three or four-year-old girl sounded like a baby.

"Yes, inside is the master of the Bodhisattva of the Six Paths, the Great Merciful World Honored One. Ah Yuan, don't make noise, you understand?"

After listening to these words, I raised my head to look at the three-meter-high golden ghost king's body, but I didn't realize it for a while.

Nine Nether Ghost King... Hey, boss, we meet again, what a coincidence, hahahaha.

Haha fart!

Compassionate Buddha, this old guy is very bad!Did he plot against me on purpose?Is the entrance of the Six Paths of Reincarnation tampered with?Go to another world?I turned around and came back again, traveling through loneliness? !

What I don't understand the most is: when Mingming left, he was still a normal feudal man, why is he now a woman?

You two, Zhuohua and Hanyue, who came up with the wonderful setting of "the mysterious bird gives birth to a child"?

And I have to say, Boss, your golden body is quite ugly, not only did you fail to capture the essence of peach blossom eyes, but what happened to that round double chin?

The food you eat in the underworld is so good, so did you get fat?

Pure gold clothes are really not suitable for you, full of the vulgarity of nouveau riche.

And when did you grow six hands with something like a screwdriver?Is it your magic weapon?

……

In just ten seconds, I quickly vomited all the flaws of my life in my heart to cover up my speechlessness.

The sandalwood was wafting, and the ghost king with the golden body was silent, holding the big round face on the plate, looking down at the sentient beings.

I took a deep breath, raised my smiling face, grabbed the corner of the passer-by's father's clothes, pointed to the two clay sculptures with teeth and claws in front of the golden body, and asked, "Weng Weng, are they the guardians of the ghost king?"

"Weng Weng" does not mean an old man. In this world, it can be called this way for men of the older generation.

The man squatted down with his daughter in his arms, his eyes full of surprise: "You are so handsome, Xiao Lang, where is your father? Why is he here alone?"

Then he gently pressed my little hand, and patiently explained: "Xiao Lang, you can't point at the statue."

"These two are indeed ghost kings and guardian ghost generals. On the left is General Yongnan, and on the right is General Shaoyi. Legend has it that they are also a couple, especially General Yongnan. Although he is a man, he has been assisting his wife on the battlefield. , is an example for men in the world."

The man passing by on the other side also nodded with a smile: "Isn't it? If you wish the wife-lord a smooth career, General Baiyongnan is the best."

I took another deep breath, maintained my smile, and asked again: "Isn't the ghost king also a man, why doesn't he have a wife?"

A passer-by joked: "Xiao Lang knew his wife at such a young age? The underworld gods are not men, they are born gods and Buddhas, neither men nor women, but turning into men can better influence sentient beings, ah, I remember There are female statues of them on Mount Nan'an."

I:……

It seems that the boss's temper has improved a lot over the years, and I suddenly want to go to Nan'an Mountain to take a look.

"Sanlang! Ning'er!" My father finally broke through the crowd and ran over in a hurry, holding his two elder brothers by the hand.

He first thanked the two passers-by, and then complained softly: "There are so many people today, Saburo don't want to run around, be careful to pat Hanako."

Dad paused, and as if he was afraid of scaring me, he added, "After worshiping Mingzun, Dad will take you to buy your favorite pastry from Su Tang Zhai, okay?"

Thank you, the outlook on life is broken, and no amount of pastries can save it.

Dad took our three brothers to put six sticks of incense on Mingzun, three pillars for the Bodhisattva of the Six Paths, and three pillars for the Jiuyou Ghost King.

I did so dumbly, kneeling on the soft cushion, looking at the huge face plate above my head, clasped my hands together, and prayed from the bottom of my heart——

I'll go to you bastard master and apprentice of the Mercy Sect!

As for Zhenzhen... To be reasonable, I'm not stupid. The female founder of the country who is related to the god of the underworld, and her surname is Sa, who else is there besides the little girl?

Zhenzhen, you tell the old father, what did you do back then!

After worshiping the idol, I followed my dad to the private room in the back room to have a vegetarian meal.

It is said that the fast food in Mingzun Temple is better than that in restaurants outside. It is rumored that when the Bodhisattva of the Six Paths incarnates as a ghost to influence the world, he appears as a cook.

I don't want to say anything about this cook legend, it's numb.

But I still adore my father's ability to book a private room for dinner on Mingzun's birthday, even if the room is small.

"Mother is transferred to the Ministry of Rites these days." Eldest brother Saqi is already nine years old, and he is a big kid. Seeing my confusion, he explained in a low voice, "All Taoist temples, temples, oh, and Mingzun temples everywhere are under the management of the Ministry of Rites. .”

It is true that there is a little bit of false publicity and selfishness, but it is not harmful. Besides, Mingzun owes me more than one meal.

Although the Bodhisattva of the Six Paths is a disciple of the Mercy Sect, Mingzun Temple does not restrict eating meat, but drinking is not allowed in the temple, and things that insult gods and Buddhas or [beep——] are not allowed.

Looking at the six dishes and one soup that was delivered, it was delicious in color, fragrance, but I had no appetite at all.

"What's wrong with Saburo? But you were shocked before?" He touched the two boy buns on my head, um, I wore the same hairstyle as Nezha, and Xiaolang under the age of eight looks like this.

I blinked: "Father, I'm fine, I'm just a little tired." Mainly because I was tired.

However, Dad was still worried, halfway through the meal, let the two servants watch, and anxiously went to Miao Zhu——

Children are too young, and it is easy to see some "things" that disturb the soul. Naturally, there is no dirty thing in Mingzun Temple, but children have clean eyes, and they may accidentally bump into ghosts and gods or guardians.

Yes, I have seen a lot of things that blind my eyes, such as the big face plate with the golden body of the ghost king, such as the Yongnan clay sculpture of the little bird.

Dad was not there, the mature elder brother felt that he should take on the responsibility of "elder brother is like father", stopped his small chest, and put a piece of lotus root for me, and two pieces of braised pork for the second brother Sa Jin.

Compared to my eldest brother's precocity, my six-year-old second brother is pure and simple. From the time he entered the room to now, he knows how to put his head down and eat hard.

"Don't be afraid, Saburo, the eldest brother is here." He hugged me and patted my head.

Seriously, is my Nezha bun really so attractive?Any of you like to touch twice?

And I'm not afraid, mainly because I can't accept the reality for a while.

Just as the three brothers of the Sa family were addicted to posting, the door of the private room suddenly opened.

The young woman in brocade clothes who walked in had an ordinary appearance, but she carried the temperament of being in the upper class all the year round, and her pair of cat-like black eyes were particularly eye-catching.

In an instant, I seemed to see another little girl through her.

Holding a folding fan in her hand, she was smiling, suave and suave, and she was not nervous when she went to the wrong room. She stared at the three of us with a smile, shook her head and said, "Tsk, I was deceived."

Although she was cheated, she didn't care at all, and tapped the palm of her hand twice with the folding fan.

The elder brother frowned instantly, jumped off the chair, and stood in front of me and the second brother, who looked up curiously while still chewing on the ribs...

"Who are you? What do you intend to do?" He looked at the servants on the left and right, and scolded, "Aren't you going to drive her out?"

The servants were hesitant when they saw the woman's temperament and attire. No one wanted to listen to a child's words and do something sinful.

"You are so fierce, Xiao Lang, whose family do you belong to?" The woman's brows and eyes were curved, and she moved closer.

The elder brother naturally wouldn't answer, and when he was about to drive her out in person, he heard the footsteps of a dozen people outside the door, all wearing heavy armor and holding weapons, heading towards our private room.

Oh, it seems that she is either an extraordinary person, or a dangerous fugitive.

The eldest brother became even more nervous, his little body was trembling, but he protected us even tighter.

However, the armored soldiers did not rush in, but stood respectfully outside, and the leader stepped forward and whispered, "My lord?"

The young woman shook her head, and pushed open the door helplessly, only to see that the soldiers at the door were all dressed in dark and solemn black and gold armor, with a peach branch engraved on the breastplate.

I fell into a deep silence, the peach branches looked so familiar, just like the bedside carvings I picked for Zhen Zhen back then.

"Your Majesty's personal guard?" The eldest brother whispered in surprise, his body relaxed a bit, but his face was tense and dignified.

His Majesty?That would make sense.

The Sa family in Langguo perfectly inherited the love of peach blossoms from their ancestors. The palace utensils, clothing, and carvings all use peach blossoms as the theme. Men in the palace wear peach blossoms, and women wear peach branches. The same is true for His Majesty's personal guards.

Fortunately, I picked peach blossoms instead of dogtail grass.

Apart from the armored soldiers, there were also a man and a woman standing at the door. After seeing the empress, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

After careful calculation, he ascended the throne at the age of 15, and he is only in his twenties now, and with his stubborn personality, it is indeed easy to cause headaches for the courtiers.

"Xiao Lang hasn't told me yet, whose family are you children from?" The empress smiled and bent over, touching the face of the eldest brother, who froze.

I also froze, because I suddenly remembered that this is a world of empresses, and empresses are most famous for their love for beauties.

Although I know that the empress doesn't have too many ideas, she is romantic, not a pervert, she just sees the cuteness of the child, and intentionally teases her.

It's just that Saqi is precocious and thinks a lot on weekdays, so she might be frightened by the empress.

"We are the children of Sa Shilang's family from the Ministry of Rites," I replied in a clear voice in the arms of my eldest brother, "Are you also a diner waiting for lunch? We are almost done eating, why don't we let you out of the private room."

You can go now!

The empress smiled lightly, and pressed the folding fan to her chin: "Sa Yuanqi, Ministry of Rites? Oh, I remember, the clan of Qinglehou Namai."

"In this way, Xiao Lang, we are still relatives." She bent her cat eyes slightly, touched her abdomen, and pretended to tease me, "Xiao Lang is so kind, why don't you just treat me to a meal?"

Me: Your Majesty, can you still show some face?