Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

On the day the hotpot restaurant opened, many ghosts came to join in the fun, even General Shaoyi came to join in the fun.

The reason why I make hot pot is because it is convenient. I am the only chef, and cooking will be exhausting.A few soldiers in Baili Lane are in charge of cutting vegetables, side dishes, and waiting tables, but in order for the "food is the sky" ability to work, I have to fry the bottom of the pot and seasoning myself.

Our shop only recommends four types of pot bases: spicy, tomato, clear soup, and seasonal. You can choose side dishes, seasonings yourself, and occasionally stir-fried side dishes.There is only one thing to pay attention to, the side dishes should not be eaten raw, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk.

Although I posted this attention item in the most eye-catching position in the store, there are still some naive ghosts who can't wait for the pot to open, and smell the fragrance of other tables, so they stuff raw chicken and duck blood into their mouths, and the result is burnt five Burned inside, rolled on the ground, and was carried out by soldiers.

The best seller in the store is the spicy pot bottom, because some people can't eat spicy food, but Li Gui doesn't care.At least ten years, as many as hundreds of years, their mouth and taste buds have never been stimulated like this. Once the spicy and delicious taste is tasted, they can't stop at all.

Many ghosts shed blood and tears while eating. From time to time, they wiped the blood off their faces with a towel, and then soaked the fatty beef in the spicy soup with a large chopstick.

To be honest, this scene is really hellish.

When you are full of food and drink, there are fewer fights in the city. With this free time, it is better to queue up early and wait for the opening of "Salted Fish Hot Pot Restaurant".If you dare to jump in line, you will be beaten up by General Shaoyi's personal guards, because the latter is a frequent customer of the hot pot restaurant and comes to order some food almost every day.

Isn't it delicious to eat hot pot and sing songs?Who the hell wants to fight with you?bored to death!

When not attacking cities and conquering territory, the ghosts live a boring life, and I feel a little sympathetic to them.Thinking that it would not be a problem to eat hot pot every day for entertainment, I made some bamboo sticks out of wood, and asked them to drink and eat after they were full.

Then, I found out that 90.00% of them are illiterate.

It's not that after passing through the realm of "forgetting dust", even words and knowledge are forgotten.If this is the case, there is no need for Lu Siniang to write down the past events that she does not want to forget, because she will become blind anyway.

No, no, what "Wang Chen" forgets is the memory and feelings of being a living person, which generally does not affect IQ. These ghosts are 100% authentic illiterates.

Thinking about it, how many people could read and write in ancient times?I remember that when I was watching "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the imperial court put up a notice, and there was a person in the market who stood by and read it to the passing people. The barrage praised "respect history, especially true".

When they were alive, most of them were ordinary people with unsatisfactory lives. After they died, although they were taught by ghost masters, the ghost masters only taught the content related to cultivation. Who would teach them to read and read from scratch?Really literate ghosts have long been singled out to be clerks.

A bamboo stick for Xingjiu Ling, these idiots can only understand the decorative patterns, which makes me very desperate.

They don't even know how to push Pai Gow. After all, those who can afford to push Pai Gow are the landlords of the villages.

"Why don't the innkeepers teach us?" the witty Li Gui suggested.

It can be seen that they are really bored and really want to play something else.Based on their infinite love for hot pot, they also firmly believe that the games I recommend must be particularly fun.

I looked through the little textbooks I made for Zhenzhen and Zhuohua, and finally decided to open a hot pot restaurant at night and teach Chinese characters in the morning.

We don't play that set of "Zhihuzhe Ye", and ghosts don't need imperial examinations, and they don't have that patience, and all their studies are rushed to play games.

"Then you can't play the drinking order. I'll get you another one. It must be interesting, but it will take a while."

All the ghosts have no objection, if there is no game to play, then eat!fire!pot!

I found Li Gui who is good at manual work and painting, and with the only remaining memory, I asked them to toss out five sets of "Three Kingdoms Killing" cards.The back is a cartoon ghost head of Isshiki, the upper part of the front is a pattern, and the lower part is a skill introduction.

Of course, there are some differences from the one I played in the previous life. After all, my memory is not that good. I really can’t remember some skills, so I made up a set myself, but the general gameplay is still the same.

When eating hot pot at night, I showed it to every guest, and the next day when I was in class, all the ghosts who came to study crowded into the sky.

Me: ...Your enthusiasm for playing games is beyond imagination.

I didn't say anything false, first took out the three cards "Liu, Guan, and Zhang", and told the story of "Taoyuan's three sworn brothers" to Li Gui, and took out "Peach" by the way, and told them how to recover blood .

If we were to be honest and sit and read words, [-]% of the ghosts would definitely turn around and run away, but when it came to telling stories, they got excited.

Especially when they heard Zhang Fei holding Guan Yu and Liu Bei's hands and shouting affectionately "I am the same", the ghosts burst into laughter.As soon as the story was told, it was night, and the ghost who made a special trip to eat hot pot also came, and was blocked by the 360-degree listener who was listening to the story ahead, so he flew up and circled in anger.

"Go ahead, what hot pot are you eating! It's important to hear!" The front was annoyed by the push, turned into a grimace, and yelled at the back.

Hey, everyone is a ghost, and their temper is not very good, why are you afraid of you!

Seeing that a gang fight was about to start, it was General Shaoyi's personal guards who came forward again, with a child in each hand, and threw out all the troublemakers, then turned around and said with great interest: "And then, shopkeeper? Dong Zhuo is so overbearing. But what should I do?"

Yes, I have already taken out the "Dong Zhuo", "Lu Bu" and "Red Rabbit" cards, and told them about "Dong Zhuo's entry into the capital".

"It's getting late, come back tomorrow, let's have hot pot first."

All the ghosts hissed, but seeing my "kind" smile, they didn't dare to be tough. Then the story would not be heard, and the hot pot would not be eaten.

Although there is still more to say, but when eating hot pot and chatting about "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" with familiar friends, all of their faces are full of spirits——

"It's hypocritical for me to call a living person," a fat-headed ghost said to the skinny man next to him, "isn't it just chopping off his head and putting it in a wine tank, scaring everyone like that."

"That's right, what's the big deal." After the thin man said, he took off his head and put it in the pot. His bald head was heaving up and down in the red soup, and he was still complaining: "Everyone has a bite, why don't you just eat Fatty Dong?" Lost?"

"Oh, you guys don't understand, what is Dong Zhuo? He has adopted son Lu Bu by his side, and others can't beat Fengxian." A middle-aged male ghost with a rough literate sat on the next table, holding his goatee and nodding his head, "But this Lu Bu , is really a family slave of the three surnames, and a villain."

Everyone has no objection to this point. As fierce ghosts, they are naturally loyal to the Nine Nether Ghost King. They really can't figure out, who will betray their lord and foster father?

"If Your Majesty accepts me as a adopted son, I will definitely feel sorry for Your Majesty."

This fierce ghost learned a new word and proudly showed it off, but the ghost next to him sarcastically said, "Your Majesty won't serve him if you don't become your adoptive father?"

"Well, of course not."

"Besides, why should you be His Majesty's adoptive son?"

"Ah bah, is it possible that you can?"

"I can't do it either, but we, General Yong Nan, can definitely."

"Yes!" "I think so too." All the ghosts affirmed this idea one after another.

Seeing that Jiuyou Ghost King was going to be promoted to Yongnan's father, I quickly changed the topic and told all the ghosts: "Tomorrow, I will tell the story in the third house at the entrance of the alley, so as not to be crowded with guests who eat hot pot."

Although I tried my best to reverse the brain circuits of this group of idiots, the news that "the ghost king is Yong Nan's adoptive father" still reached the ears of those few.

That day, I was telling the ghosts about Diao Chan's beauty trick, when I saw Yong Nan and Shao Yi coming together, especially the former with a very ugly expression.Suddenly, I dismissed the small story lecture hall ahead of time. Just as the ghosts wanted to complain, they turned around and saw the ghost generals behind.

Then what?Will you stay and be cleaned up by some adults?Run, run, go to the end of the alley to eat hot pot!

This group of unscrupulous bastards ran away and threw me, who was weak, pitiful and helpless, to Yong Nan.

To be reasonable, didn't you bastards spread the rumor about foster fathers?

Shaoyi looked at me and smiled cheerfully: "The business is good, and the stories are interesting. Those guards under me keep chanting "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in their ears every day."

Yong Nan kept his face sullen and said nothing.

Two more people came up behind them, one of them was a male ghost with amazing beauty, his words and deeds were full of seductive and lazy charm, his clothes were wide open, and he had the charm of people from Wei and Jin Dynasties.

The other ghost looked like a woman, with a black veil covering her face, her eyes were always suppressed with madness and hatred, and she looked at everyone with malice.

I opened my mouth silently. If the rumors are correct, these two should be the remaining ghost generals of Huangquan.

The veiled woman is a ghost general. It is rumored that she hates the living to the core. She has an extreme personality and cruel methods, and only obeys the ghost king's orders.

Then, the beauty ghost is the ghost general Ye Chenchen. I heard that he was born in Fireworks and Willow Lane. He once confuses the people in the whole city with his own power, making them come out to die obediently. .

Looking at Ye Chenchen's phoenix eyes, I only felt that there were overlapping hallucinations in front of me——

My original dog owner held a bonus of tens of thousands of yuan, and while stuffing it into my hand, he was full of guilt and said: "Thank you, Sanin, I am sorry for you, let you 996 for so long, this is all compensation for you , you can also take a month off with pay."

Then, I took the bonus and bought two family barrels. I ate my mouth full of oil, hugged the leftover fried chicken, went home and slept a long time, and ate fried chicken at noon the next day while giving my game Redeemed ten 648 gift bags!

Then, I broke free from the illusion and gave Ye Chenchen a sad look.

The cruelest thing in this world is to give you a beautiful dream and then shatter it completely.

The four ghost generals came in person, but I didn't have any sense of fear. I don't know if it was because I was used to seeing strong winds and waves, or because the boss gave me too much confidence.On the contrary, Zhen Zhen was a little nervous, and was taken aside by Shao Yi to play around. This general has always loved the little girl very much.

"Huh?" Ye Chenchen's lazy expression turned into curiosity, and he looked at the foolish Zhuohua.

Just now, except for the other three ghost generals, when one of them all entered the hallucination, only this fool was not affected in the slightest, and looked at him with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Those peach blossom eyes are so familiar, has he seen it before... Ye Chenchen was about to think about it, but he forgot his previous thoughts, smiled and put on Zhuohua's shoulders, exhaled like blue, and teased: "Am I good-looking?" ?”

Zhuo Hua nodded earnestly, there was no gloomy desire in his eyes.

Ye Chen paused for a moment, a little unbelieving, and in front of the public, he touched Zhuohua's shoulder and slipped his collar in... Then, Yong Nan stopped him: "Enough, go back to your own place to make trouble. go."

Ah, sure enough, among the four ghost generals, only Yong Nan knows the relationship between Zhuo Hua and the ghost king.

If it's as I guessed, Ye Chenchen's flirting behavior just now, well, it's quite brave...

"Wooden ghost, it's boring." Ye Chenchen pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, but he didn't know whether he was referring to Zhuohua or Yongnan.

But Yong Nan, as the head of the four ghost generals, still had a bit of majesty on him, Ye Chenchen just said something strange, smiled and winked at Zhuohua, and didn't do anything more.

I looked at Yong Nan, and Yong Nan looked at me.

This wave is between salted fish and dumb, let's see who can't help but speak first.

In the end, Yong Nan said in a deep voice: "It's all right to open a hot pot restaurant, who told you to tell stories to shake the morale of the army?"

This hat is too big when it is buttoned up, and I definitely can't take it.

"It's just for fun. I'm full of wine and food, so I just want to have fun." I handed the wooden box of the Three Kingdoms Killing to a few ghost generals, and Shao Yi and Ye Chen were happy to be under him. It is downcast.

"Whether it's for fun, you know in your heart," Yong Nan said in a deep voice, "It doesn't mean that you can do anything reckless if your majesty pampers you."

I suppressed my smile, looked at him calmly, and asked, "The four generals came together today, are they going to accuse the younger one?"

Ye Chenchen immediately said: "Don't take me with you, I'm just here to watch the excitement."

Yong Nan: ...

I suspect that if the occasion wasn't right, Yong Nan would have wanted to fight this bastard colleague on the spot.I understand him very well. Sometimes you are busy dealing with dog bosses and dog parties in the workplace, and there are always some office shit-stirring sticks to disrupt the stage.

But I will not approve of Yong Nan's behavior.

"I heard that the general was born in the Hundred Beasts Garden. I wonder if you can read or not?" I said calmly, and there was no sign of jumping around in the minefield at all.

Yong Nan looked at me deeply, without saying a word.

"You should be able to read and read a lot of books, did your lord teach you?" I said with a light smile, "Why did your lord teach you to read? Why don't those dignitaries let their slaves read?"

"Or do you mean that in your heart, these pawns who charge forward for the honor are the same as slaves who are thrown away when they are used up? Let me ask you, what is the difference between you and those dignitaries back then?"

"You're courting death!" The extremely aggressive ghostly aura wrapped around my neck and tightened instantly.

Oh Huo, Yong Nan finally broke the defense, broke the defense.

It's a pity that in my opinion, you and those people you hate have never been much different.

Back then, the nobles of the Sheng Kingdom used their power to oppress the common people and turned you into ghosts.

Now, you use your cultivation to oppress ghost soldiers and slaughter innocent people.

You, there is no difference.