Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

The fact that Gouzi is a disciple of Shushan has so many flaws that I don't know where to start to vomit for a while.

Shushan disciples can only roll forward in the mud?

Aren't Shushan disciples all Taoists?

Why do Shushan disciples have no money and don't love cleanliness?

I'm a member of the Devil's Cult and asked your master to pay back the money. Am I out of my mind?

And why is your name "Ren Donglai"? It sounds so domineering and unrestrained, but you look like a husky?

The bronze medal of your Shushan school is actually printed with a giant panda, and it's not the mascot of the Winter Olympics. Gan, I didn't buy Bingdundun back then.

……

All of the above, kept swiping the screen in my heart. I just felt that the bronze medal in my hand was so hot that I could hardly hold it, but Gouzi still looked at me with expectant eyes. I tried to take a deep breath and asked kindly: "So it's the Shushan School My hero, may I ask how much money you want to borrow? I have given it to you, and you don’t have to pay it back, just to show your respect to the Shushan faction.” Green waters and green mountains, we will never see each other again.

The Taoists of the Shushan School are fierce one by one, even if this is just a stupid dog in front of him, there may be a group of senior brothers, uncles and masters who subdue demons and demons behind him.

Gouzi...ah no, Ren Donglai wasn't polite to me, he spread five slender fingers with sharp joints and said, "Five copper coins."

explain!Did you just spy on me and go to the bank!Otherwise, how do you know that I just won five guan? !

Although I was roaring in my heart, I still took off the burden from my back and took out the heavy five-copper coin to him.Daqing’s copper coins are twenty renminbi, and one hundred renminbi is one tael of silver. However, in the past two years, due to the war in the frontier, the copper mines have been strained, so copper is expensive and silver is cheap. .

Therefore, merchants who sell things among the people like to trade with copper plates, not to mention that most of them can't find silver.

I gave the five guan to Ren Donglai, and I only had a dozen taels of silver and a few pennies left. For the convenience of later use, I had to go back to the bank to change it. I couldn't help but sigh.Okay, if you are in trouble, just take two more steps, it's better than being targeted by the Shushan faction.

Ren Donglai took the money without any ambiguity, thanked him openly, and asked the scholar who wrote the family letter next to him for a pen and paper, wrote me an IOU, and stuffed it into my hand: "No I want you for nothing, and it is only natural to pay back the debt, and I will pay you back two hundred Wen tomorrow."

... Really no need, just five pennies, our Demon Cult can afford this loss, yes, it is the Demon Cult that bears it, I plan to make up a reason and count it in the travel expenses, after I find the saint, I will go back to Zuo Guardian and they will reimburse her .

But Ren Donglai was very firm, and he seemed to be in a hurry, took my money, gave me the bronze medal and the IOU, and quickly disappeared into the crowd like a lively dog.

?I don't quite understand. He didn't even ask me where I live, and he didn't tell me where he lives. Where is he going to find me tomorrow?

I'm afraid of this guy. From the tea stand I met, I should have discovered that this person may not be mentally normal, and the abnormality of the leader is just a different direction of development.

But I didn't dare to leave just like that, because I was holding the bronze medal that Ren Donglai forced on me, and I was afraid that Shushan sent me to trouble me.Considering the history of our previous generation of leaders being beaten up by the head of Shushan Lu, I think it is very likely that I will not be able to beat the Taoists.

So, I had no choice but to stay in a nearby inn, send a message to the Jiangnan rudder of 36 rudders, and then return to the street at the same time the next day to wait for Ren Donglai.

After returning the bronze medal, I will go to explore the "mystery of the disappearance of the saint" with my colleagues from Jiangnan rudder.

Ren Donglai, a mentally ill person, has many shortcomings, but he was unexpectedly punctual and kept his promises, he almost did it on purpose.The clothes on his body looked even tattered, like a poor man who was drunk and beaten with a sack and kicked out of the house by his wife.He rubbed his eyes, and gave me three taels of silver from his pocket.

I saw wounds and blood in his palm, and even the silver was stained red.

It's none of my business, but I saw that Ren Donglai's eyes were red, and he was still rubbing with his dirty hands?

How can I bear this?For a cleanliness addict with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, I can't wait to rub his paws from top to bottom with bath beans immediately. Your master didn't tell you when you were a child, you are not allowed to touch your eyes with dirty hands, it will cause infection!There is no aureomycin eye ointment in this world.

So, I grabbed his wrist and solemnly placed the IOU, the bronze medal and a few bath beans in his palm.

You should wash your hands...ah no, you should take a shower.

Gouzi hit the snake with a stick, his eyes became redder all of a sudden, and he held my hand back very touched: "I knew that you are a rare kind-hearted hero, you are really a chivalrous man."

I have a sense of foreboding.

"Let's have dinner together." He grabbed my hand with that kind of strange force, his eyes were extremely sincere.

I suspected that after he paid me back the money, he had no money to eat, so he decided to give me a meal.I thought about it carefully, and I felt that if I wanted to rub it, I would just rub it, and I was hungry too.

Article N of the Fishing Rule: Eating is always the first priority, and afternoon tea is also indispensable. Drinking tea, the boss will not feel sorry for you.

So, I glanced around, and the Jiangnan rudder disciples who received my hint sneaked into the crowd again, and came to meet me after I finished eating... Well, they probably want to eat something too.

It seems that every martial arts world will have a "Yunlai Inn". Looking at the big signboard at the entrance of the store, I fell into complaints about the inner world, until Ren Donglai yelled at the waiter in the store neatly: "Old duck bamboo shoot soup, Escargot stuffed with meat, squirrel perch, braised pork with preserved vegetables, stir-fried wolfberry sprouts, and a pot of frozen spring.”

... I have every reason to believe that he is ripping me off and has the evidence.

No, buddy, why are you so proficient at ordering?Aren't you a disciple of the Shushan School?Don’t you Shushan faction eat spicy hot pot with rua giant pandas every day in Sichuan?

"My hometown is in the south of the Yangtze River, and I went to the Shushan School with my master later." Ren Donglai once again seemed to be able to read minds, and explained to me with a hearty smile. I swear I didn't have any expression on my face just now. I have been practicing for more than 20 years, and while crazily complaining, I maintain my character with a blank expression. Even the perverted leader can be fooled. It makes no sense that Ren Donglai can see through it at a glance!

Ren Donglai chose a place by the window by the river. Just as he was about to pick up the chopsticks in the bamboo tube with his dirty hands, I couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out two pairs of chopsticks with a "swish". Instead of handing them to him, I waited for the waiter to deliver the dishes. Finally, put one pair on the plate.

Thank you, don't challenge my cleanliness anymore, remember to wash your hands before and after meals!

Seeing that Ren Donglai is still ignorant, I feel my teeth itch, ha, what is the use of the mind reading technique just now?Can't you guess what I'm thinking?

I endured and endured, seeing that all the food and wine were served, this guy still didn't wash his hands or treat his wound, and he was going to pick up vegetables with chopsticks, my nerves were finally broken.It's just...it's not that I'm too fragile, you know, this restaurant is also quite clean and atmospheric, and the dishes you order look delicious, delicious, and you just want to eat, and the little friend next to you picks up the dishes...

No, I can't bear this grievance!Disciples of the Shushan School also need to pay attention to hygiene. Our perverted leader feeds people to scorpions every day, and we don't have such a dirty habit!

I held his wrist again to prevent the pure and flawless chopsticks from being polluted. Then, under his suspicious eyes, I asked the waiter for a basin of clean water, and stuffed a clean handkerchief into his hand, saying very seriously : "Brother Ren, let's deal with the wound first."

What are you thinking?Of course he washes it by himself, I am not a male mother, how can I help him handle it, cut.

Ren Donglai laughed, his eyes were still shining like stars, and his laughter was still hearty. He nodded, washed his hands with the bath beans I gave him just now, and wiped his wounds with a handkerchief.

After soaking in water, the wound that was almost healed showed signs of cracking again. I silently handed over a clean handkerchief and asked him to wrap it up somehow.

The dog is finally clean, and I can finally eat.

What Ren Donglai ordered was probably the signature dish of Yunlai Inn. It tastes really good. I was from Jiangnan before I crossed over. These dishes are very familiar. On the contrary, I was not used to eating Sichuan and Gui cuisine in the Devil’s Cult. Now Tasting the taste of hometown, it is inevitable that some feelings cannot be restrained.

Ren Donglai's food is delicious, he is not polite to anyone, he is crisp and neat when pouring wine, and fast and accurate when serving vegetables.He doesn't introduce dishes to me, nor persuade me to drink, it's all about what I like to eat and drink. To be honest, he is so straightforward, but it makes me feel at ease, and I follow suit. Quite a lot.

When he was half full, he rested his chin in one hand, touched the wine glass with the other injured hand, stroked the mouth of the glass with his bony and slender index finger, and asked suddenly: "Do you like bamboo bears?"

Bamboo bear, an ancient name for panda, of course, is also called iron-eating beast, Chi You's mount.It is still a bear itself, with good bite and fighting power, but it makes a living by being cute in modern society.

I was a little surprised, but didn't show it on my face, and asked, "Where did Brother Ren say that?"

"When you were holding my bronze medal, you kept touching the bamboo bear unconsciously." He drank the wine in his glass and poured another glass for himself, "I went up the mountain with my master when I was ten years old. There are many bamboo bears on the mountain. Our patriarch liked this beast, raised it in the back mountain, and planted bamboo, because there are no hunters in Shu Mountain, and the disciples of the sect often feed it secretly, the bears are all over the mountains and plains."

Fuck, I think he is in Versailles, the pandas all over the mountains and plains, he even said it in a complaining tone.

He looked at me with piercing eyes, with a bit of sadness: "When I was a child, I also thought they were simple and honest, so I went to tease the little bamboo bear behind the back of my master and brother, until I was bitten and dragged up the mountain for half an hour. My master saved me."

I:……

Got it, childhood shadow, right?

I thought he was really pitiful, a very cheerful dog, now half of his face was covered with dark clouds, so he said slowly with the strength of alcohol: "When I was young, I went to play with my relatives in the village, and my relatives raised a big white goose." , It looks so cute, I just want to touch its fur."

The big white goose is so cute, Wang Xizhi also likes it.Hehe, once you have been picked up by a big goose, you will know whether it is cute or not.

That was what happened in my previous life. I went to my grandfather’s house in the countryside, and then ran 1000 meters while crying in a field full of rice. All the relatives and villagers beside me were laughing. This group of heartless adults came here alone. There is no one to save me!

Heh, adults.

"They're still laughing." After I finished speaking, I fell into a mysterious silence. Wait, why did I share my childhood embarrassment with Ren Donglai?What is this God unfolding?Damn, it's all the fault of this psychopath who started first!

"Right, they're still laughing." Ren Donglai wasn't embarrassed at all, I'm sure now that he must have a social arrogance, he drank another glass of wine with his head up, and angrily scolded his group of boisterous seniors, "Until now, my master still laughs at me about this!"

... To be honest, big brother, I think you really have more than just Bamboo Bear.

"Speaking of which, did you go back to Jiangnan to see your relatives?" I asked casually, before Ren Dong said that his hometown was here.

He looked at me with a smile, his eyes sparkling, he scratched his head and said, "Yes, and no."

"My sister got married, and I came to her wedding banquet. I spent all my money on the way, and even the congratulatory gifts. I thought it would be too late to go back, so I hurried all the way here to beg for food."

"Yesterday you asked me to borrow money to buy a gift for my sister?"

"No, the loan is to see a doctor for a friend."

"So is your friend better?"

"...I'm not going to get better," he was silent for a moment, pointing to his left chest, "heart disease can't be cured."

This is probably another sad story. I don’t know Ren Donglai well, so if I ask him further, he won’t be embarrassed, but I will be embarrassed.But since the dog came to see relatives and friends, it should have nothing to do with the disappearance of the saint?

"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Ren Donglai poured the last glass of wine, and smiled heartily at me, "What are you hiding, just ask directly, it's not sincere."

I choked for a moment, and at that moment, I looked at him and felt that he knew everything.