I went through it and it was amazing.

Looking at the boundless universe outside the window, I sighed in my heart. I was staying up chatting in bed the night before, and when I opened my eyes, I was on a strange spaceship.

In front of you is a high-tech space with a dark and simple decoration, just like an alien mothership in a sci-fi work.

Oh aliens, yes I'm in the villain camp.

To be reasonable, if someone chooses, who would be willing to be a villain?I'm not a pleasure offender.

In the final analysis, it's the idiots in the co-workers who are responsible for this!Last night, we had to talk about time travel!

"If I can travel through the magic/interstellar/doomsday world, I will definitely want XXX"

Looking back now, I must be a big-headed ghost!

Isn't the modern society with 996 blessings good?Is it because the novel is not good to read, or the game is not fun, and you actually want to go to the high magic, restraint, and doomsday world to die?

I remember that after chatting with my colleagues all night, I put the mobile phone next to the pillow, thinking that tomorrow would be the weekend, and fell asleep in a tired but satisfied state.

Then I opened my eyes, I put it on, and became a recruit of the Rose Iron Crusade (referred to as the Rose Army).

I never thought that time travel would happen to me, and it was my fault that I stayed up late chatting with my colleagues the night before!

Maybe it was because of my cheap mouth that I was favored by the time-traveling god and threw me into this terrible universe to be a terrible interstellar criminal/criminal/element.

The Army of the Roses is the craziest criminal and rebel in the interstellar world, with a complex composition of members, making trouble is the only indicator, and they don't care about other things.

For example, when I came to this spaceship, I was still in my pajamas, but no one suspected it at all.The strange-looking alien chief directly issued me an energy gun, and pushed me off the spaceship to fight like a duck.

Fighting in the interstellar world is very different. First of all, the opponent is indescribable.

I still remember that the natives of the opposite planet are all more than three meters high. Movie special effects are incomparable.

Of course, if it is not me who is going to fight against them, I am absolutely happy to contribute to the box office.

At that time, I looked down at the cartoon skull pajamas on my body, and the hand holding the energy gun trembled slightly.

Heck, you guys didn't even think about sending me a power suit? !

I clearly see that you have this kind of equipment!I clearly saw that you sent it to other recruits!Why am I the only one not?What kind of recruit bullying are you guys?Or is it that the human race will be discriminated against in the interstellar world?

After living for a while, I finally uttered this question.

The alien boss with strange shapes wondered: "Isn't that suit your special combat equipment?"

God special combat equipment!no!That is a pure cotton pajamas.

By the way, don't you wear scanning goggles all the time?Haven't figured out what material the clothes are made of?

"Physical properties can be analyzed, but psychic power is another matter," the boss spread his hands and said with emotion, "Psychic power can be attached to any material. I thought it was magic equipment."

Reasonable and well-founded, I can't refute... Shit!

I suspect that he wanted the recruits to die in the first place. After all, on the interstellar battlefield, our "desperadoes" recruited from any planet are all consumables.

I can't remember how I survived that battle.

I only remember the 20-person recruit team, and I was the only one who survived, so I was successfully promoted to the captain of the "Black Rose Corps 345 Squad".

I finally got a set of captain-level powered mechs, a private room, and nineteen recruits.

Strange to say, I was just an ordinary social animal before crossing, but after coming to this world, it seems that I suddenly inspired some special talents.Whether it is leading troops, fighting, or fooling the boss, they are all familiar and handy.

It's like... like... a fish that I've traveled through and touched for over 100 years.

After fierce battles, there are fewer and fewer familiar colleagues around me, but my military rank is getting higher and higher.

Until one day, I was brought before General Val of the Black Rose Corps.

The general's secretary told me, congratulations, I have been promoted to a senior colonel, and General Val is very optimistic about me and decided to let me be a soldier.

At this time, it was only five years since I traveled through time.In fact, it is very simple to get promoted in the Rose Legion, just keep living.

If you are the only one left in the team, you are the team leader; if you are the only one left in the team, you are the team leader; if you are the only one left in the column, you are the column leader... and I just killed my senior colonel not long ago, so , I became the new senior colonel.

It can be seen from this that the battle damage of the Rose Army is astronomical.

It can also be seen from this that they dare not let me continue to be promoted, probably because they are afraid that I will kill more colleagues.

But why can such a rotten organization become an evergreen tree of interstellar villains?

First, the universe is really big, there are really many planets, and consumables are inexhaustible.

Second, the Rose Legion believes in the dark side of the universe.

It is said that the dark side of the universe was born in subspace, which is the fallen essence of all beings.Everything in the world has a beginning and an end, and no one knows who the creator is, but the Army of the Roses firmly believes that the dark side of the universe is the terminator.

Only by ending this old and degenerate universe, will a new universe be born and enter a new cycle.

I didn't understand at first, how could everyone believe in such an outrageous theory?

Until I became a general's personal soldier, I was ordered to participate in the "unified training" of the Army of the Roses.

For three days and three nights, the priests did not teach us anything, not only brainwashed us throughout the process, but also allowed us to "perceive" the power of the dark side of the universe.

Then, my colleagues went crazy, or, to put it another way, were corrupted by the dark side of the universe and became his die-hard fans.

Obviously, I'm not crazy.

However, when you are surrounded by lunatics, it is best not to expose yourself to be different, just like the story in "The Well of the Madman"[1], especially when the legion priest will regularly assess your loyalty.

In the Rose Legion, loyalty is not absolute, but it is absolutely disloyal.

And if you are not loyal, they will help you be "loyal".

At the beginning, I was really worried that I would reveal my truth, until I found out that I was quite talented in acting. When I lied, I didn't blush and my heart beat, and when I acted loyally, I was more fanatical than my predecessors.

I'm actually so powerful, why didn't I find out before time travel?

With this acting skill, after I met General Val, he was deeply loved and trusted by the other party, so loved that he took me with him to attend the company's upper-level annual meeting... Uh, it can't be called an annual meeting.

Anyway, it's the end of the year, and the five generals scattered across the interstellar each report "how many obstacles have been added to the empire this year", and then show their loyalty to the dark side of the universe, and then formulate a policy for next year.

Then, I was honored to "perceive" the divine power of the dark side of the universe, which was dozens of times greater than the last time——

And, the dark side of the universe is really not made up, He can speak and give orders, even though it is only through a stone.

At the end of the boss's lecture, the colleagues watched the blood-like words on the stone disappear little by little, showing fascinated expressions, and praised the boss 666 one after another.

I'm the only one thinking, what are you all talking about?

The dark side of the universe clearly scolded you for half an hour for being stupid/pussy and trash.

Gan, I didn't expect to travel to a different world, surrounded by a group of idiots, even more idiots than my company colleagues back then.

When they finally calmed down, they finally started to complete the last task of this year's annual meeting: formulating next year's KPIs. To be reasonable, it's rare for everyone to meet each other. Isn't there even a New Year's Eve dinner and a lucky draw?

The spicy chicken group building of the Rose Legion.

I heard that in the empire next door, even ordinary soldiers will be given benefits during the holidays. We will only use recruits as consumables.

Gan, Spicy Chicken Rose Legion.

I decided to finish the meeting, turn around and join the Empire... Well, I dare not.

Although my mind has not been eroded by the dark side of the universe, all subordinates who accept His "glory" are marked with spiritual power, and will be tracked wherever they flee.

And the empire hates the Rose Army, so disgusted that they catch and kill each other, and they don't give sophistry at all... ah, a chance to explain.

Although the Rose Legion is mentally corrupted from top to bottom, they are at least in good spirits.The five generals have a clear division of labor, and branches have been set up in all major galaxies. After years of operation, the tentacles have penetrated the entire universe.

Therefore, when the dark side of the universe asked to go to the Beta-289 galaxy to investigate the secret projects of the empire, Val will still confidently say that he has hidden people in that galaxy despite the remote location.

So, who should be sent to contact the spies and lead the investigation team?

As I was deserting, I felt chills all over, and when I looked up, I met the affirmative eyes of General Shang Val.

Me: ... Oh, shit!

He enthusiastically recommended me at the annual meeting of the five generals, and other generals expressed their approval.After all, the spy belongs to Val, and it is reasonable for the investigation team to let Val lead.

But in the face of the coercion of the five generals, can I still say no?

The Legion of Roses is very reassuring to me. After all, everyone has perceived the "glory" of the dark side of the universe together, and they are absolutely loyal!

They probably didn't realize that I wasn't crazy.

This is the first time I have explored the vast universe of another world alone.In the previous battles, I followed the entire legion, surrounded by a dense group of fellow starships. I didn't need to think too much, and I didn't have much free choice. I just followed the order and it was done.

And this time I want to lead the team independently, and I am still an investigation team, so I definitely can't drive the Black Rose battleship.

The Rose Legion is a lunatic, not a fool. They flew to the Beta-289 galaxy secretly controlled by the Empire without any cover-up, and they just gave away their heads for nothing.

Of course, the cosmic starry sky is vast, and it is impossible for the imperial patrols to cover everything.

Otherwise, Interstellar Pirates would not still be a popular career choice, and the Army of the Roses would not survive hundreds of years and remain anti//thief evergreen.

General Val waved his hand and generously approved a large amount of activity funds for me.

So, I set off with the newly purchased starship, dozens of Rose Legion men, and more than 100 hired crew members.

Why not use all of our own people?

Because the Rose Legion are anti/thieves without a serious identity!Some members are real outlaws, the ones who carry their lives on their backs, and they come to join the Legion as a last resort.

If all of them are forged, the empire will be able to find out the clues after a search, and we can't even touch the meteorite belt of the Beta-289 galaxy.

Although the future is bumpy, I am still very happy to think that I can leave these lunatics for a while no matter what.

It wasn't until the third day of departure that I couldn't sleep because I ate too much barbecue at night. I was rubbing my stomach, and I got a headache from the noise outside.

Only after I went out and asked about it did I find out what these foolish people did.

My group of mentally handicapped men insisted on preaching to other crew members. Excluding one-third of those who believed, the remaining one-third politely refused, and the other one-third planned to resist and report/report us.

So, this group of naive subordinates slaughtered the resisting one-third and threatened the neutral one-third.

……

I simply gave in to this group of psychopaths and killed two-thirds of the crew. Do we rely on us to drive the starship, or let the dark side of the universe push the ship for you?

I suspect that the dark side of the universe is always so hysterical because the subordinates are too rubbish, and the annual meeting lasts for half an hour.

Then, I slaughtered half of the most naive men, and let the other half, who was as frightened as quail, roll into my room.

I was kind and told them with a smile: "Before arriving at the destination, the life of the crew is more important than yours, understand?"

Thank goodness the world is finally quiet

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