Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

The match will be held soon, I decided to hold a group meeting to reiterate the following principles.

We have only one goal: to ensure that big players feel at home and warm, so as to save the dog's life.

In order to let the bosses play comfortably, the kindergarten has been renovated a lot——

The desks and chairs in the classroom are neat, the floor is clean, and the windows are bright. Even the broken windows are pasted with cartoon stickers. The outside of the classroom is freshly painted. Many little stars.

"Now let's talk... Gan, whoever repaired the chandelier, why is it still flashing?" With a blank expression on my face, I silently pointed to the flickering light bulb above my head.

Even the lighting can't be done well, how can we make the guests feel comfortable? !

The ghost teacher Zetian raised his hand silently, and blood trembled from half of his head.

I thought about it for three seconds, and it seemed that it was really embarrassing for a thing with only half of its head to repair the lamp.

Childcare worker Xuetao covered Cherry Xiaohong's mouth, giggled and said, "Mr. Sa, there is paint in the utility room, but no light bulbs or new wires."

"As long as the thinking doesn't slip, there are always more solutions than problems." I tapped on the podium and said solemnly: "If you look at the window problem, don't you solve it well?"

"Isn't it because Jun Sa refuses to pay for a new glass?"

I:……

"If you say that, who broke the glass in the first place? Stand up!" I feigned anger.

A little hand was raised up pitifully, and I leaned over to see, oh, Xiaoba, the poor child's mouth was sewn shut, and he could only blink his big eyes "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Forget about Xiaoba, his brain is not very good.

I coughed lightly and said helplessly, "I don't have any points."

In the first half of the year, I didn't touch my hands, and I just patronized fishing. It was smelly and boring in the toilet. I bought nasal plugs and game consoles with the rest of my salary.

Xiao Wu hugged Xiao Ba and looked at me condemningly.

"Giggle."

The brat scolded me again!

"We need to brainstorm, forget it, you listen to me. Heck, hardware problems can only be like this, but software must keep up. Do you know what software is? It is a service attitude! Since our copy is set in Neon, Then we should pay more attention to the quality of service.”

"Road sign group!" I shouted suddenly, and a row of carrot heads jumped up, holding colorful guide signs in their hands.

"Very well, after the players come in, no matter where they are going, you all have to lead the way intimately, understand?"

The little radish heads nodded one after another.

"Entertainment group!" Another row of radish heads jumped up, with ornaments hanging in their hair, and new clothes made of curtains, trying to use the parts that were not stained with blood.

"That's right, the smile should be sweeter. You have to put on a show for the distinguished guests, so that they can relax during the competition."

"Massage health care group?" I looked at Miss Xuetao, who was still covering her mouth with a ambiguous and weird smile.

"Well... Miss Xuetao, you have to remember that we are serious about massage and health care."

The childcare worker smiled and nodded. I felt a drum in my heart, and looked at Mr. Zetian again. Since the latter had only half of his head left, he kept his "wisdom" eyes.

"You are in charge of the logistics, Mr. Zetian. The so-called logistics means what I ask you to do and what you do."

Forget it, let him help me, I'm really afraid that he will give away the only half of his head to the players.

"What is Mr. Sa doing?" Xuetao asked again.

I sighed, took out a small bow tie from my pocket, put it on my neck, and said sadly: "I am the guide of the confrontation instance. If the first meeting is not slaughtered, I will try my best to become the best in Infinity Amusement Park." housekeeper."

"The name of the battle: save the dog's life and continue to fish!"

I raised my fist to cheer up the team members, a dozen little radish heads bouncing around, Mr. Zetian applauded dumbly, only Miss Xuetao twitched her lips.

... Can this kind of thing really be said publicly?Would it really not be heard and beaten to death by the Lord God?

"Infinity Amusement Park Anniversary Competition, 0032 games, successfully launched."

"Red side: Troy, there are six people."

"Blue team: Rainbow, there are six people."

"Game time limit: 48 hours."

"End condition: Complete any of the following: 1. The countdown to the game is zero; 2. The number of members of one party is zero; 3. The copy is destroyed."

"The competition rules are announced by the guiding NPC."

The cold electronic sound ended, and the experienced veteran player quickly woke up from the teleportation dizziness and was alert to the surrounding environment.

Then, their eyes slowly opened wide, as if some kind of terrible hallucination appeared in front of them.

Wait, no, is this really a copy of "Death Kindergarten"?

Even the weak-legged Equation was stunned, and he reached out to touch the cartoon stars painted on the playground, and fell into a deep silence.

Not to mention the girly pink color scheme, the smart little yellow duck full of slots, and the festivity of this lantern... May I ask what happened to the banner pasted at the entrance of the kindergarten?

——Warmly welcome the contestants of the anniversary competition to visit the copy of "Death Kindergarten"

Ah hello, this banner is made of curtains, isn't it, isn't it, and there are blood stains on it!And the ugly calligraphy on it is handwritten, right?

What is this sense of sight that welcomes leaders to inspect tourist attractions?

Lao Yang was dumbfounded, he was about to die, such a moth tossed so much, there was a reason why Zi Qi failed in divination, this broken dungeon is not normal no matter how you look at it!

We all know that in a ghost story setting, the more festive the picture, the more frightening the audience.

The bloody Western horror is certainly terrifying, but the contrast between cute and ordinary objects and the gloomy environment is the essence of Eastern horror.

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Lao Yang pushed his glasses, and reminded his teammates with a serious face: "Be careful, the copy of "Death Kindergarten" may mutate into an advanced version."

In Infinity Amusement Park, it was not without precedent that a C-level dungeon suddenly mutated, which directly led to the destruction of several high-level guilds.

Now that dungeon is still hanging at the SS level, becoming one of the "five major nightmares".

Fang Ke put his hands in. In the pure black cloak, his eyes were sharp, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. He looked very interested.

He pursed his lips slightly, and the tip of his tongue brushed the canine teeth subconsciously. The faint smell of blood spread in his mouth, which made him even more excited.

Finally... a little fun.

When I walked out of the classroom, what I saw was this scene: five players doubted their lives, and a man in a pure black trench coat was full of excitement.

Wait, why did he look at the girl fan and the little yellow duck with such an adult expression? ? ?

Gan, where did the pervert come from!

I paused, and gestured to Mr. Zetian, asking him to inform the entertainment team and road sign team, don't get close to the pervert.

We are a kindergarten here, even if they are all ghost children, they are still children!

Suddenly, the man in the windbreaker turned his head suddenly, and his sharp eyes seemed to fall on me through heavy shadows.

Can you see this?

The next moment, the number of players on the playground became five, and the man in the windbreaker disappeared!

I screamed inwardly, I retreated instinctively, but a cone-shaped object was pushed on my waist without a sound, and a deep voice rang in my ears——

"Are you the NPC who has been hiding in the women's bathroom and being lazy? The dungeon change has something to do with you."

What is "lazy in the women's toilet"?

I stabilized my figure, ignored the weapon on my waist, and replied calmly: "I am the guide of this match, Sanin. The rules of this match are..."

The spikes pierced the waist, and the ghost would not bleed, but this weapon should be enchanted, and once it entered the body, the flesh was scorched.

I snorted, no wonder it is said that guiding NPCs in competitions is a high-risk occupation.

The man laughed lightly and elongated his tone: "Sanin? You haven't answered my question yet. This is impolite and not the way to treat guests."

…My life is miserable for salted fish, why do I always have such a predestined relationship with the lunatic and pervert?

"Yes." I answered briefly.

The man didn't put down his weapon, but pushed forward even harder. The sharp awl cut through the flesh and burned my throat so tightly that I almost screamed out.

Two inches further, I suspect I will die, the kind that will be wiped out.

As for whether reincarnation will continue after death, I don't know.

After coming out of the six realms of reincarnation and opening my eyes, I was squatting in the women's toilet, with a lot of common sense of "infinite amusement park" in my head, knowing that I was a hidden NPC of a low-level dungeon, knowing that the main god is not to be disobeyed, knowing that my own The task is to kill as many players as possible.

I don't want to die, at least not now, I finally have a clue to go home.

The man stopped and continued to whisper in my ear: "Huh? It's not about introducing the rules, why don't you say it?"

I paused, calmed down from the burning pain, and said calmly: "The rule of this game is to collect Ukiyo-e, and the team with the most numbers wins."

This is a rule made by the Lord God, it's not that I embarrass them.

In the final analysis, this kind of competition is to encourage players to kill each other.There is only one way to obtain Ukiyo-e, but it is impossible for any guild to sacrifice teammates. It can only kill the opponent's members as much as possible and exchange the opponent's life for rewards.

The man is not surprised, but anyone who knows the urine nature of the main god can guess the winning conditions.

He smiled softly and asked, "If you don't squat in the toilet and be lazy, who will send the Ukiyo-e?"

You don't slap people in the face when you hit them, and you don't expose your faults when you swear. What the hell are you going to do? !

"Sir, I'm not the only NPC in our instance, you can go to the toilet cubicle and try it out, there must be Ukiyo-e." I tried to keep a smile on my face, even though I wanted to wring his head off.

"Sanin, it's not like the name in this dungeon setting."

I am silent, we don't know, anyway, in the main god's information, my name is "Sanin".

"On you..."

I swear, if he dares to mention the word "women's room" again, I will put his head in the toilet drain.

He got closer, breathing through his hair, and said doubtfully, "It's a unique and familiar smell."

If you like the smell of toilets, I suggest you squat in a cubicle for half a year and give it a try.

He stepped back and brought out the sharp cone.

I turned my head and saw clearly the weapon in his hand, a metal pestle, covered with dense runes.

"Do you like it? The props from the last dungeon," he casually played with the items in his hand, threw them over suddenly, and said with a smile, "I'll give it to you."

I didn't answer it, and the metal pestle rolled to the ground, making a jingling sound.

Laughing to death, he actually let a ghost reach out to take the demon pestle with Tantric runes on it?Am I thinking I didn't die fast enough?

"Don't be afraid," he comforted in a gentle voice, "Just don't touch the pointed part."

I stood still and watched him silently.

"Don't be so narrow-minded, my dear, it's just a little flesh injury."

I smiled and said: "In that case, please stand still, I will only hurt your flesh."

The man opened his arms openly, revealing his unprotected torso, and the black windbreaker protected his side like wings.

"Come on, honey, you can be more enthusiastic."

"..."

After so many reincarnations, this is the first time I have encountered this kind of pervert. It is so unique that it makes my hands itch.

He raised his right hand, without attacking, just showing me the blood on his palm.

Do ghosts bleed too?In fact, we will, dark red, runny, sticky... similar to humans, but more fishy.

I looked at him suspiciously, wanting to see how he could act like a demon.

But the man raised his palm up, smelled the blood lightly, and opened his mouth to swallow the blood as it flowed down his wrist.The dark red liquid moistened the corners of his lips, making his already aggressive facial features more intense.

I:……

What can I say in the face of such a pervert?

My scalp was about to explode, and my whole body was numb. Sure enough, it would be better to stuff his head into the toilet drain.

"By the way, my name is Fang Ke. A few days ago, my cousin Fang was taken care of, my dear."

I looked at him numbly, and the next moment, the figure disappeared at the door of the classroom.

Sorry, I lost, bye!