Villain Organization Fishing Rules [Quick Transmigration]

"Pull the banner a little to the left, left! Do your eyes grow to the bottom of your nostrils?"

"Hey! How do you talk? I have eighteen eyes, each on the forehead!"

"What, want to fight? Stinky crab?"

"Hit it, I'm afraid of you, dead worm!"

Seeing that the well-arranged venue turned into a gang fight meeting, the B-level administrator coughed heavily.

The demons and ghosts who just wanted to fight each other immediately picked up their small benches and sat in their own squares according to the different levels and themes of the dungeons.A copy of the NPC and Boss often sit together, chatting with each other.

For example, your performance last time was really good, and how many players have you killed this week?Wow, 52 people, congratulations, your group performance is really good, maybe you can be promoted to C level or above as a whole!

I smelled the strong toilet smell on my body, wore a salty fish-smelling face, and turned a blind eye to the bunch of little ghosts jostling behind me.

After all, their business is better than mine.

"Death Kindergarten" was assessed as an E-level dungeon, which was the lowest level in the entire park, not to mention the lowest monthly salary, and it had to endure the pain of repeated copying by old players.Although neither the Paradise NPC nor the Boss will die, and it will be a hero again after refreshing, it still hurts!

And as me in the lowest-level dungeon, my performance is also the lowest in the whole dungeon.

How can this be my fault?After all, I was only in charge of selling blue and red paper, and it was the group of little devils behind me who really took the lives of the players.

A little finger poked my shirt soaked in the toilet smell, I turned my head with fishy eyes, the ghost boys were startled by my expression, and took two steps back.

You push me, I push you, and finally push Xiao Shiliu out.

Yeah, I don't know what they're called either.In the remarks of the colleagues in the main god system, they are all "Primary One, Little Two, Little Six, and Little Fifteen", which shows how perfunctory the main god is to E and dungeons.

Damn it!In the S-level dungeon, even a passer-by high school student has a name!

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurr." Xiao Shiliu said without losing his childishness.

They can't talk, but even if they can only hum, I know what they are talking about. They just dislike my poor performance.

"I can't help it," I spread my hands and said, "You also know that there are three death points in the dungeon, and it's our turn. Run. Yes, yes, I know I need to sell more red and blue paper, but the problem is that I can't do it!"

"Hehehe." Xiao Wu rushed over and cursed angrily with his hips on his hips.

Hey, you little brat who can't add and subtract!How dare you scold me for fishing?When I was fishing, you hadn't been reincarnated yet!

I grabbed Xiao Wu's bloody cheek, the latter opened his mouth wide, the corners of his mouth were cracked to the base of his ears, densely packed with sharp teeth, he bit my hand.

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

"Tait pain pain, please let go, are you a dog? Xiao Wu, Fifth Master, please let go, the Lord God is going to have a meeting!" I hurriedly begged for mercy.

Only then did Xiao Wu loosen his fangs. I looked at the twenty blood holes on my wrist and glared at him.

"Hehehe." Xiao Wu continued to put his hands on his hips, with an extremely disgusted expression on his face.

I touched the fast-healing wound and complained: "Listen to that swearing, who did you learn from at such a young age?"

Damn it, the player actually taught a kid in primary school to swear!

"A meeting." The electronic speaker sounded, and the audience fell silent for a moment.

Little Five didn't dare to make noise, and took Little Sixteen's hand and sat obediently on their respective benches. I looked up at the banner "Infinity Amusement Park NPC's Last Annual Performance Commendation Conference" that occupied half of the circular venue, and sighed deeply .

Well, it's another day for Ling Chi.

Reporting performance is not the turn of NPCs in ordinary dungeons. From S-level to E-level, there are corresponding managers.

Our E-level administrator is a half-man and half-octopus. The strange thing is that his upper body is an octopus, and the lower half is a human.He has been stationed in the most difficult E-level dungeon "Song of the Mermaid" all year round as a hidden boss. Compared with the grassroots business, his main job is management.

When reporting, it naturally starts from S-level. Of course, the paradise also has SS-level dungeons, but there are only five, which are called "nightmare epic dungeons" by players.

However, most players can't even enter the door. SS-level dungeons must have an invitation letter. The clues to the invitation letter are hidden in the hidden branches of other dungeons. The difficulty of obtaining it is no less than that of an S-level game.

Players who can enter the top five dungeons throughout the year are all in single digits. If you insist on business, they must be at the bottom.

Obviously, the achievements of the bosses cannot be counted in this way. They are more like a deterrent, guarding the only SSS-level copy representing the main god.

There were 17 S-level dungeons, and not many players joined in the first half of the year, about 140 people, all of them were high-level union teams, with a kill rate of 95%, and only 7 players left alive.

Killing one high-level player is equivalent to killing ten middle-level players, one hundred low-level players, and one thousand novices.Our performance in the main god system is a point system, novice one point, and so on, and there are extra points for meeting special people on the list.

In the first half of the year, the S-class earned a total of 16 points, with an average of just over [-] points.

84 A-level dungeons, with an average score of 213; 456 B-level dungeons, with an average score of less than 893; 6000 C-level dungeons, with an average score of [-]; [-] D-level dungeons, with an average score of more than [-] .

Finally it's our turn to report that the number of E-level dungeons is the largest, and most of them are used to accept novices. The number reaches four digits, but the average points are only over 2000, far behind other levels.

In the final calculation of the assessment bonus, the main god also gave the administrators the average points, and then divided them according to the performance of each group.

Points have many uses, such as decorating your own copy, such as improving your ability, such as having privileges in the paradise... How much players love points, we NPCs will not give in.

With an average score of [-], I rubbed my chin, wondering how many points I got for "Death Kindergarten" in the first half of the year.

I remember that we can score two or three points a day at most, and the total score is probably less than three hundred. It belongs to the hind legs that drag all the E-level groups.

Based on the results of our group, it is estimated that the assessment bonus in the second half of the year will only be divided into individual hands.

As the main god of artificial intelligence, he can calculate all the data in an instant after receiving the report.In fact, the Lord God didn't need this report, as He knew every point change in Infinity Amusement Park like the back of his hand.

Reporting is not the main event, praise and criticism are.

Last year, our group became a negative example of criticism reported by the whole park, and this year is estimated to be the last one.

Sure enough, after praising dozens of outstanding project teams, the Lord God began to report criticism.

"In the first half of the year, one group was rated F." The main god's indifferent electronic speaker sounded, and the audience was in an uproar.

Laughing, the lowest dungeon in the entire paradise is E-level, which is considered easy for novices, but there are still NPCs who have received an F-level evaluation?

F, is Failure, translated from Chinese, equal to "failure".

The monsters opened their eyes (or organs similar to eyes) one by one, wanting to see who this group of "chosen ones" are?

I felt ominous, just like squatting in the toilet every day and smelling the smell of foul water coming up from the sewer.

"The E-level copy "Death Kindergarten", killed 115 players in the first half of the year, with a total score of 160, ranking last in the park."

Alas, I haven't calculated carefully, we don't even have [-] points?

No way, no way, even if I squatted in the toilet all day fishing, there are still two players in our group who died?

Is it because I took the lead in fishing?So it caused colleagues to start not to make progress?

I was heartbroken, and I just wanted to turn my head and criticize them: How can you learn from me?Fishing is fine for one person, but the boss will definitely find out if a group of people touch it!

Brother Octopus looked at our group with a distorted expression. I understand him very well. As the manager of the E-level dungeon, he must have been devastated when he was publicly criticized by the big boss for someone in the department to fish.

"Among them, NPC Sanin, the number of players killed in the first half of the year... was zero."

The ghosts in the venue were in an uproar again, and they all stretched their necks, wanting to see who "Sanin" really was?Can achieve zero performance!

I feel that the big boss is targeting me, and has sufficient evidence.

It's so nasty!

"As a special punishment, all assessment bonuses will be deducted from "Death Kindergarten"."

It doesn't matter, there are not dozens of points anyway.

""Death Kindergarten" has joined the anniversary event as a venue for player competition."

The ghost boys were trembling with fright, and even the childcare worker with a broken neck and the ghost teacher who lost half of his head shed tears of blood.

"NPC Sanin, block all special abilities, and act as the guide for the anniversary copy."

I:……

Worthy of being the Lord God, ruthless enough!

But boss, do you think this will make me give up on being bad?There is no door either!

Back in his own copy, all the team members were visibly wilted to the naked eye.

The kindergarten, which was not sunny enough, looked even more gloomy.

Eighteen little radish heads burst into tears, twisted their necks and the caretaker looked at me sadly. From a [-]-degree angle, Mr. Ghost shook his own brains in protest.

"Then what, it's not that there is no way out." I said awkwardly.

The ghost boys glanced at me and cried even more sadly. They couldn't figure out why they were in the same group as me.

The childcare worker covered the bright red mouth with a handkerchief, and said plaintively, "Mr. Sa is easy to say. Players can really kill us in the Zhou Qingnian competition."

Anniversary is a reserved project of Infinity Amusement Park created by the main god, probably to make players' lives more exciting.

Anniversary celebrations are divided into single-player competitions and confrontation competitions. The former has the opportunity to challenge difficult dungeons or experience new dungeons, while the latter is a team confrontation.

Players fight each other, the efficiency is much higher than our NPC.

But players are not fools, and they will not be provoked by the main god to fight each other casually.Therefore, in order to allow more guilds to participate, the main god not only set high rewards, but also used many dungeons as competition venues. If the dungeon is destroyed during the game, it will be completely gone, and the NPC will never be refreshed again.

This is also to allow players to vent their grievances about being hunted down by ghosts for a year.

In the previous anniversary celebrations, there was a precedent where a senior player tied up an NPC and tortured him to death.

Hey, who didn't go through a novice dungeon when he was young!

The psychological damage suffered by the novice dungeon is now naturally resented and revenged.

Therefore, it was selected as a dungeon for the competition venue, and if there is no one out of ten, it will become the main god's way to punish his subordinates after a long time.

Generally speaking, the Lord God punishes unruly subordinates.

After all, there are always some NPCs who are moved by the players, or because of the exchange of interests, and finally choose to release water secretly. After being discovered by the main god, they used to be killed on the spot, but now they use waste.

However, it was the first time that he suffered such bad luck because of the poor performance of his subordinates.

I also know that our group was implicated by me.

Although I have never violated the dungeon settings, I have never worked seriously. This kind of fish-fishing attitude can be regarded as letting the players down to a certain extent. It will be a matter of time before the main god finds me.

Seeing the miserable faces of my colleagues crying, I had a rare conscience attack, and sighed: "I have a way to save my life, but I need everyone to spend points to improve the dungeon environment."

The ghost boy stopped crying, and the childcare worker and ghost teacher took a step back silently.

Gan, do you all want money or life? !

I rubbed my temples and said helplessly, "Okay, if you don't want to contribute points, at least you can do some work?"

The colleagues looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally nodded in unison.

With a big wave of my hand, I pointed to the gloomy kindergarten and said seriously: "First of all, let's change the color tone and style. What do you think of painting them all in bright yellow? I can also draw little yellow ducks!"

My colleagues looked at me with "hell".

Laugh to death, we are all ghosts, please don't dislike each other.