After I divorced from chaos step

Before I was about to go out, I discovered a strange thing.

The bottle of Story's vodka bought at the convenience store was gone.

I rummaged in the wine cabinet for a long time and rummaged in the kitchen, but I couldn't find it.

...has the house been burglarized?

But Luanbu and I slept directly on the coffee table last night, if someone came to the house, I would not be able to detect it.

So, where's my wine?

I had to call and ask about Luanbu, and he said straightforwardly that he knocked over and would compensate me next time.

... even weirder.

When I was sorting household waste at home, I didn't find glass shards.Did Luanbu suddenly pick up the garbage diligently?

In the end, Luanbu became impatient with my question, so he lowered his voice and said on the phone: "Qingxixi, I wanted to give you a surprise and mix a glass of wine, but I failed. I was afraid that you would scold me, so I just said Did not say."

Finally, I confessed the truth.

"It's okay, failure is the mother of success. But next time you don't touch my wine, I don't need to mix it."

I don't have any special hobbies, but I developed a drinking habit in Russia, basically only drinking strong vodka.Luanbu can sleep all day with a sip of vodka, so he can only drink pineapple beer with me.

But he really likes to buy wine for me. The wine cabinet at home is almost always empty. Sometimes people ask him to do something to give him gifts. Fukuzawa Yukichi disapproves of him accepting gifts. Will insist on accepting it.

"Qingxixi, look at the refrigerator later. I'm going to continue working. By the way, the Detective Agency has dinner tonight. I won't go back to eat. You can come too. I'll reserve a seat for you."

"No thanks, you guys have fun."

I rejected Ranpo's proposal, I don't want them to bring me every time they have a company dinner.

I hung up, thinking he told me to look at the fridge.I looked along the past -

In the top and back of the refrigerator, there is a bottle of Story's vodka with a pink flower in it.

I took it off and looked at it, and there was a sticker on it.

[The bartending failed, but I am sincere to Qingxixi, please pat and scold—Ranbujiang who is wearing the lid of the pot and knows his mistakes and can correct them]

I was amused by his flamboyant words, and put the wine bottle back in its original place.

After solving such a small oolong, I started today's schedule.As a housewife with no kids, I'm pretty free most of the time.

If I don't come back for dinner tonight, I will have even less preparation to do.But there is one big thing to do today.

I'm going to send an improved battle suit to the hero, and I'm going to take a few "seller shows" for him.

It is rare for my generous and kind father to make such an ungenerous and kind request.

"Katsuji is quite easy to talk to, you can ask his opinion for me, if there is anything that needs to be changed, just ask him to make a few poses and take pictures, thank you, Qingxi sauce."

Also concave a few shapes!

Bakugo Katsuki's vicious look appeared in my mind... Stop!After taking such photos, it will be more difficult to do business in the future.

I originally wanted to send the combat uniform to the heart-breaking office, and then leave, but my father actually said: "Katsuki will not go to the office today on vacation, I called him and said that you will send the combat uniform, He told you to take it directly to his house, which is not far from your place anyway."

...well, not far.

After Bakugo Katsuki became a hero, he moved out of his hometown in Shizuoka and rented a house by himself.The place where he is in charge of daily patrols happens to be in Yokohama, and the apartment he rents happens to be less than 3000 meters away from my home.

But surprisingly we have never met.

I know the address, his mother, Aunt Guangji, told me before, and told me to come and go with him often... Forget it.

When I first came back from abroad, the reason I gave my family was that I lost my love there and broke up with the damn Russian.

My mother was not reliable, so she started promoting it to me with great fanfare, so people from all walks of life took turns to introduce outstanding boys to me.

Aunt Guangji first recommended her son Bohao Katsuki to me, and asked me to add his Line account. When I saw his account name [AAAA Boxindi Office 0312345678], I immediately lost my desire to add him. desire.

I bit the bullet and politely refused, but my mother couldn't understand my eyes at all, and kept saying yes.

"Didn't you say when you were young that you wanted to marry a great hero like All Might? Katsuki is now. Hear how famous Boxindi is. In addition, you are also familiar with each other, so the exchange of feelings will be smoother."

Thinking with my toes, it is impossible for me and Katsuki Bakugo to communicate with each other.

I can only say that my taste has changed. Between Katsuki Bakugo recommended by my parents and Chuya Nakahara recommended by Grandma Hanamaru, I chose to go on a blind date with Chuya Nakahara without hesitation.

Even Chuya Nakahara didn't take a fancy to me.

When I stood with both feet at the door of Katsuki Bakugo's apartment, I did a lot of mental preparation before I rang the doorbell.

...I have had a bad relationship with him since before.

Although I haven't met him in these years, I can often see him on the news.

He is a new-generation hero who is active on the front line. He is fierce in combat and has a good mind, but his temper is really terrible compared to the hero dolls and Jiao Dong in the same period.

I have a deep memory of him grinding his back molars and accepting live interviews with reporters.

Fierce and vicious, dancing with hands and feet, mouth like a basin of blood, when he opened his mouth, the sound was like thunder, violent like an ancient villain.

It happened that such a tempered person became a great hero in the end.

Had he known that I was the only member of the House of Death to escape, he would have arrested me on the spot.

As a villain who hides in the city, it's really ridiculous to give the hero a battle suit or something.

I feel sick from the bottom of my heart.

As for why my relationship with him is so bad, the key is actually because of Yukimura.

That's right, I was a Yukimura chef through and through when I was a kid.

Xiao Xingcun is not only cute in appearance, gentle in temperament, excellent in morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, but also often gives me snacks. Such a good little boy, I wish I could grow up with him and get married on the spot.

I happily followed him all day long, handing him a flower shovel, a kettle, and a tennis racket. When he took my hand and put a piece of candy in my palm, I hadn’t eaten it yet, and my mouth was already sweet. up.

I unilaterally privatized Yukimura, and even arranged for a future marriage with Sanada's younger sister Eiko and Marui Bunta as bridesmaid and best man respectively.

Marui also enthusiastically chose dozens of names for Yukimura and me’s future children. Sanada just rolled his eyes when he heard that—have you asked Yukimura for his opinion?

The few of us grew up together since we were young, and our relationship has always been very good. Thanks to Yukimura and Sanada, we have always been stars on the coast of Kamakura.

The status of Yukimura's overlord is unshakable, not only because of his own charm, but also because of the two gate gods of me and Sanada.

Until one day, a little bully came to this beautiful beach.

He not only kicked the "marriage room" that Eiko used sand for me and Yukimura, but also announced in a rough voice that this beach was contracted by him: "I want to play football here, go play next to you."

Uncle, I lived to be seven years old. This was the first time I saw such an arrogant guy. I immediately grabbed a handful of sand and prepared to throw it at him.

I will never move my mouth when I can do it.

In the end, Yukimura stood between us and stopped me.

"Qingxi, don't hit people first."

I only listened to Yukimura's words, but the little bully Katsuki kicked him unceremoniously: "I told you to go to the side."

My eyes turned red immediately, and I supported Yukimura: "Are you okay, I saw him kick your waist."

Before Yukimura answered me, Katsuki Bakugo scolded me: "Lick the dog."

At the time I wasn't advanced enough to understand what the term dog licking meant, but I knew it was definitely not a good word.

"I won't lick you again!"

When Bakugo stepped on the tennis racket that I had taped Yukimura, I finally exploded. Sanada and Yukimura couldn't hold me anymore, so I rushed forward and scuffled with Bakugo.

That battle was extremely tragic, Baohao was fierce, but I was not afraid of death, none of us would admit defeat, and we all failed in the end.

He bit my arm and I tore his pants and saw the bunny panties he was wearing inside.

Later I found out that his mother forced him to wear it, and he kept it hidden as a secret, not letting anyone know.

As a result, this secret was discovered by me.

His pride was hurt and he blew up on the spot.

The crackling sparks from his palm didn't touch me, and I was shocked by Yukimura's five senses.

Yukimura is very disciplined and never uses his personality in public, and that was the only time.

I will never forget the scene of that day.

As the sun was setting, Yukimura stood on the soft sand, looking down at Bakugo from a height. Just when I thought he would avenge me and give Bakugo a big slap in the face, he took off the coat on his shoulders and handed it to Bakugou. Explosive.

It means let him cover his bunny panties.

But Bakugou, who is not knowledgeable, didn't want it, and even hit Yukimura's hand.

That image was deeply imprinted in my mind, and Yukimura's kindness and gentleness once again made me fall in love with him when I was young.The heart that is willing to help others and work hard to maintain the peace of the beach is more beautiful than the sea at low tide.

He is what we all dreamed of when we were young.

I vaguely remember that night, I was afraid of being scolded by my mother when I went home, so I refused to go home, so I followed Yukimura home in despair.

I asked him, Yukimura, what kind of person do you like?

Yukimura smiled and said, healthy people.

I said, then I am healthy, I have never been sick.

Yukimura also said that a healthy person is a person who is healthy both physically and mentally.

I asked, what is a mentally healthy person?

Yukimura said that people who are capable but do not bully others.

I said, that guy just now must not be a healthy person, and he will definitely be bad in the future.

What did Yukimura say at the end?

He said, that's not necessarily the case, don't just jump to conclusions about a person's future.

Yukimura is right, Bakugo has become a household name as a hero.

... The bad one is me.