After I divorced from chaos step

[Then I will trouble you to give the clothes to the heartbroken place. 】

I am at home preparing dinner when I reply to this email.

[Yes, Dad. 】

My father switched careers a few years ago to support the company and became a designer of hero battle suits. Because he was originally a costume designer, his grades were quite good. He was often nominated by heroes to design or improve battle suits.

Heartbreaking is one of them.

Dad mistakenly sent the battle suit sent to my home by mistake. I asked him after I received the package at noon. He was probably very busy and didn't reply me until evening.

Then he had to ask me to take the time to give it to Heartbreaker, because his home is not far from my place.

Speaking of heartbreak, I have a stomach full of emotion.

When I was a child, I saw a boy with a vicious dog walking around on the beach by the sea. The last time I saw him was in the news broadcast live on TV at the airport. He was caught by a slime monster.

I didn't finish watching the show, so I boarded the plane and left Japan.

It was later learned that he not only survived, but also became an excellent hero.

From time to time, newspapers would write his name, the puppet's name, and All Might's name together.

...I'm so sour.

It's really sour.

Who has never been a European chef!

I told Yukimura that Bakugou would become a villain, and Yukimura forbade me to speak ill of people behind his back, so I could only say it silently in my heart.

In the end, it was me who became the villain, and Bao Hao walked the bright and right path.

My eyes moved to the employee benefits that Ranpo's detective agency issued in April. They were boxed papers around the heroes.

I don't know if the designer of this tissue paper is a heartbroken black man, but he used the most vicious photo of Bao Hao, and the tissue was also pulled out from his wide-open mouth.

……Bad taste.

I thought it would be inappropriate to go to his house at night, so I decided to send it to his hero office tomorrow.Just thinking about it, the phone rang again.

It's an email from Dazai.

I opened it and saw that Tosi was sitting on the sofa ironing clothes seriously.

My eyeballs almost fell out.

This is even more unimaginable than Luanbu hugging my princess.

and many more!

Why did Dazai take a photo of Tosi?The two of them lived—

... This is luring wolves into the house!

【Dazai-kun, please get him out of your house quickly! 】

After sending this email, I can't even think about the pot of soup simmering.Tuo Si's trick was too dark, pretending to be a snail girl, breaking into Dazai's house, and then continuing to plan his next plan without worrying about food and lodging.

I'm sure that Tosi dragged his sick body from Russia to Japan because of a conspiracy.

Dazai directly made a video call.

The pot was beeping, and I lifted the lid while receiving the video.

The hot air from the pot swelled, blurring the screen of the phone. I wiped off the moisture on it, and what caught my eye was his raised jaw and... the open pajamas.

"Qingxi sauce, he's not here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

The strange ending sound was produced by him holding his toothbrush in his mouth.

It sounds like a big cat drinking water.

His skin was set off by the gray wall behind him, it was a kind of cold white.

But surprisingly, he's in great shape.

"What is that photo?"

"What I saw in his dynamics, I will forward it to you."

"You added friends?"

"...Well, it's convenient to contact." Dazai's eyes fell on the soup I cooked, "What kind of soup is this, it looks delicious."

"Borscht."

He lowered his head, and there was the sound of a faucet being turned on in the video, followed by a rush of water, and all I could see was his pajamas.

"I want to eat too."

When he returned to the front of the video, the foam of the toothpaste had been rinsed off.

Pulling the corners of the mouth, the lips are red and the teeth are white.

"I really envy Ranbu-san, there are people waiting for him every day when he goes home."

I smiled and said, "If Dazai-kun is free, you can come over for dinner later."

Dazai smiled even brighter: "Is it okay?"

"Of course." I changed the subject, "Have you washed your face and brushed your teeth so early?"

"People who don't have dinner can only brush their teeth and wash their face." Suddenly he rubbed his hair, "Just kidding, I go to bed early and get up early, and I will go to bed later, so I just need to shave."

"Does Dazai-kun shave too?"

As the words left my mouth, I realized I had asked a stupid question.

In fact, I didn't mean to ask this, I was just surprised that he has developed the habit of going to bed early and getting up early at such a young age.

"I want to shave..." His eyes darkened, and he tilted his head. "You never doubt my gender, Qingxi-chan—"

This coda is drawn longer.

Then the screen suddenly came close to his jaw.

It's the same angle as when you clicked on the video at the beginning.

The borscht in the pot boiled again, and another gust of hot air came up from below, blurring his face on the screen.

"Are you satisfied with what you see?"

... This sentence is a bit out of place.

I thought I didn't see anything, so I hung up the phone. Anyway, he wasn't being taken advantage of by Tosi.

I turned off the fire, covered the pot, and stewed the soup in the pot.

There are still 10 minutes before Luanbo arrives home, he called me in advance and said that he would work overtime for a while.

His work ability is very strong, it should not be a matter of work, besides, his colleague Dazai has gone to sleep.

Most likely there were limited edition snacks out somewhere, so he ran to buy them.

Just then there was a popping sound outside the door.

Very strange.

If it was a visitor, he would have rang the doorbell. If he had come back early, he would have yelled at the door.

What's even more strange is that I don't see people through the cat's eyes.

...Could it be Tuosi's fault?

I opened the door and what I saw was——

Chu duck in Zhongye, Central Plains.

"Chu, good evening."

The Chu duck gave a "quack", it looked a little tired, and stood at the door not to come in.

"Chu, it's okay, I can wipe the floor again, the main reason is that I don't have duck shoe covers."

Chu duck insisted not to come in, it is a very principled duck.

I took out a few pieces of tissue paper, knelt down and wiped the duck feet for it, it motioned me to lay out the paper towels, then stood on it and stepped on it a few times.

The duck feet were wiped clean, but there was a bit of blood left on the paper towel.

"Chu, you're hurt."

Chu Duck went straight to the sofa, then nestled on the ground, stared at the TV, and gave me a "croak" again.

I knew Chu Duck was very smart, but I didn't expect it to be so smart that it could watch TV.

Zhongyuan Zhong is really a god-man, who can teach a duck to watch TV.

Out of curiosity, I turned on the TV to see what TV programs Chu Ya would watch.

The first program was a legal program, and the Chu duck raised its head and gave me two "croaks".

I guess that means not interested.

I changed the program, the movie channel, and it's a Mafia movie, and it's a gunfight.

As a member of the mafia, Zhong Yuanzhong should often watch such movies with Chu Ya.

"Quack quack." — still not interested.

I have changed many programs and it is not interested.

It doesn't even watch a group of excellent female ducks on the agricultural channel.

Finally, I broadcasted the show of the Victoria's Secret model catwalk, and Chu Duck suddenly stopped croaking and stared at the TV intently.

It also stands up!

I couldn't believe my eyes, so I switched channels.

Chu Duck suddenly called out "quack, quack", as if protesting.

I quickly switched back to the Victoria's Secret catwalk show, and it finally calmed down, continuing to watch those Victoria's Secret angels.

...the duck!

Could it be that Zhongyuan Zhongye usually watches this kind of program with ducks?

No wonder I've been on a blind date twice, and I'm cold.

I'm not his type at all.It is estimated that those two times were also due to grandma's face.

After watching the Victoria's Secret show, I cut some oranges for Chu Ya, and he left after eating. He even bowed his neck to me, probably bowing.

The way it walks, it's a bit introverted...and a bit nice.

Chuck ducks are actually adults, but among adult ducks, they are very short in stature.

It was the leading duck that devoured Ranpo's marbles and severely pecked him when Ranpo was playing with Grandma Hanamaru.

Luanbu threatened to stew it, but it was too small, even if it was eaten as a meat duck, it would not be enough for a small pot, and grandma couldn't bear it.

Little ducks are sometimes more reliable than duck farm workers.

If there are ducks in the duck farm who don't obey the discipline and eat indiscriminately, they will be pecked by the ducks, and they will learn the rules immediately.Later, it secretly got into Chuya Nakahara's car one day and followed it to Yokohama. After her grandmother found out, she called and asked Chuya Nakahara to take care of it. Chu Ya officially became a mafia duck.

It broke away from the food class and became a pet, but this is not its ultimate pursuit.

Chu Ya has a strong sense of justice by nature, and has done many famous events in Yokohama, so he was given a special honor by the mayor and speaker of Yokohama City-can make an exception and take transportation for free.

It once found a bag on a bench in the park. It swooped down with the bag and threw it into the river, saving the lives of more than 20 people.

It found a gang of thieves selling stolen goods in the alley, pecked out the eyes of the leader of the thieves, and attracted the attention of the hero.

It picked up a precious necklace by the river, took it to the nearby police station, and waited for an old lady to lose it.

……

Chu Ya occasionally does small things, such as picking up a badminton dropped into the water for a child, and bringing back a handkerchief blown away by the wind for a girl.

It is affectionately known as "Hong Kong black uncrowned cadre" and "Yokohama good duck", and the pennants it received are said to have hung all over a wall.

It is also very aggressive. A member of Nakahara Chuya wanted to drive after drinking, and he held the steering wheel without letting go. Chu Duck pecked the back of his hand dripping with blood.

At first Chuya listened to Zhongyuan Zhongye's words very much, but then he fell out with Zhongyuan Zhongye for some unknown reason, and often ran away from home.

...Could it be that one person and one duck had a dispute watching the Victoria's Secret catwalk, or did they fall in love with the same angel?

It always feels a little...unbelievable.

After Luanbu came back, he asked if someone had been there, I said no, and he didn't ask any further questions, and went to take a shower after eating and drinking happily.

There was a big box on the coffee table with my name written on it.

【Qingxixi Collection︿(￣︶￣)︿】

I opened it, and inside was a small box and a box of chocolates.

Inside the locket is a crystal bracelet.

I thought about it, today is not a holiday.My birthday has already passed.

Why are you giving me a gift?

I took a shower a long time ago and sat on the bay window of the room looking at this crystal bracelet.

The beads are all green in color, the same color as Ranbu's eyes, very beautiful.

Luanbu came out of the shower, wearing the same yellow duck pajamas as mine, and her hair was not dried.

...The bangs on the forehead are a bit long.

"Qingxixi." He also climbed up the bay window.

This bay window is very small, usually he is not at home, and I sleep here alone.

"Do you like this?" He pointed to my bracelet.

I asked, "Why did you suddenly give me a present?"

He leaned over and asked again: "Do you like it?"

"……like."

No one can say no to a beautiful gift.

"Just like it."

"Eh?"

"Because I think Qingxixi will like it, so I bought it. I have to ask the reason, because you will like it."

This reason is not a reason.

But I was in a good mood, stroked his hair and said, "Thank you Ranpo-san."

He squeezed this way again, obviously there were only two people, but he wanted to whisper in my ear: "I'm in good shape today...Qingxixi, you should be in good shape too."

I smiled and said, "What do you think?"

"I think it's very good!" He rubbed against my palm and continued, "If it's decided today, in ten months' time, there's a high probability of seeing the next generation of the Edogawa family."

The next generation of the Edogawa family...

"Does Ranpo-san want to be a father?"

He himself still has a childish temper, and he actually wants to be a father.

"I want to see me and Qingxixi's baby, who do I look more like? And the parent-child outfit is also pretty."

I thought about it for a long time and said, "Don't worry about this matter. In fact, the world of two people is not bad. We have only been married for half a year, so we should enjoy more..."

After hearing this, Luanbu was not angry: "Then I also want to... drive."

The bay window is too small, so it's not very easy to use.

But Ranpo also likes it here, saying that he can see the stars outside the window when he looks up.

"I want strawberry flavor today, I don't want to use orange flavor."

"Don't they all taste the same? They can't be eaten."

"It's different." He kissed me on the face, and said coquettishly, "Qingxixi, help me——what is that——"

Luanbu let out an exclamation, lost his grip, and fell directly from the bay window to the ground.

I turned my head and saw a duck standing outside the glass of the bay window. It spread its wings like a big roc.

"Chu?"