[Zhongyingmei] The heroine is suspected of being a psychic

"So, what do you think of Issa as our new housekeeper? By the way, she's a better cook than Mrs. Hudson!"

Sherlock casually interrupted John's long talk, and the magnetic British voice softly told a tragic story of a girl's future.

John followed Sherlock's words and thought about it, as if it was really a good idea.It's just that the integrity in his heart is rolling in his brain and screaming, "Oh! John, are you such a heartless military doctor? Think of Issa, she's a little girl, you can't do it! She trusts you! You Sherlock must be stopped quickly!"

Another black mini-John with horns is persuading him: "John, don't rush to make a decision! Think about the charming fragrance you just smelled, think about the messy living room between you and Sherlock, think about your poor Refrigerator! Are you willing to give up such a good opportunity? With Issa’s help, you can successfully free yourself from these things. Oh, right! Issa can also become Sherlock’s new assistant! Don’t forget, Xia Locke is your best friend!"

The two evenly matched little guys were arguing in John's mind, and no one could tell, but John himself quietly turned to the side of the little devil.

He looked at Sherlock's charming blue-green eyes and said righteously: "Yes, what you said is right! But you have to pay her a lot of money. I heard Mrs. Hudson nagging today. Issa is now You can only afford one month's rent, and you have to help her."

"Of course!"

The two villains who conspired to deceive the little girl smiled at each other, just like the mouse that stole the lamp oil in the ancient Chinese legend.

In order to express his most sincere apology, Zhang Yu did not hesitate to show his own craftsmanship.She decided to give the two Britons a taste of traditional Chinese food—finger cakes!

Finger cakes are a good thing. They are quick to make and require few ingredients. The key is deliciousness and convenience. They can be done with the ingredients in Mrs. Hudson's refrigerator.For Zhang Yu who is not very willing to see Sherlock immediately, it is a very good idea.

Mrs. Hudson happened to have flour fermented by Mrs. Hudson in the refrigerator to make cookies. Zhang Yu made more than half of it and slowly kneaded it into a dough, spread it into a cake shape, spread the reconciled pastry on top, and sprinkled some sesame seeds and chopped green onion.Now there is still the last and most important step, which is to cut it into thin strips and knead them together, put them in a pan and start baking the pancakes.

When the egg and lean meat porridge was ready, the finger cakes also began to emit a strong aroma. The taste of the two combined into one, making Zhang Yu who hadn't eaten yet even more hungry.

Unfortunately, none of these meals were prepared for her.Painful realization!

The finger biscuits are laid out on a clean white plate, and the golden-yellow biscuits have a little bit of green on them, which looks very attractive.Unable to find suitable bowls and chopsticks, Zhang Yu went up to the second floor with the cooking pot in hand.

It was still John who helped to open the door.Seeing that Zhang Yu brought so many things up, a trace of guilt flashed in John's eyes, and he quickly called Sherlock to come over to help pick up the things.

Sherlock didn't move, his fingers were put together upwards, forming a pyramid shape, curled up on the sofa with his knees curled up, and he didn't even look this way.

John smiled at Zhang Yu apologetically, and explained: "Sherlock is a consulting detective, so he often maintains this posture to think. Don't worry about Issa, he didn't mean not to hear."

Zhang Yu nodded in understanding. When she watched the main videos of UP, she knew that Sherlock is a genius with ups and downs in EQ. It is normal to have quirks.Why couldn't I think about provoking him before?Think you've lived too long?

"John, I'm right here, you little brain that's not much smarter than a goldfish, don't try to guess what I'm doing. I wasn't thinking just now, I was just calculating the damage to my suit."

Sherlock was still in that difficult position, with only the slightly pricked ears to prove that he had just noticed all of their conversation.

Zhang Yu obediently placed the finger pie in front of Sherlock's sofa dining table with some shame and anger, and helped to arrange a fork, and then politely apologized: "I'm sorry Sherlock, please tell me The exact amount of compensation for the damaged suit, I will save the money and return it to you as soon as possible."

Sherlock with pointed ears immediately turned to look at her, squinted his eyes, and said in a charity-like tone: "The original price of that suit was 6500 pounds, because I wore it a few times, minus 1000 pounds, there is still 5500 pounds left. May I ask Miss Isa, who is penniless, how long do you plan to pay back to me in installments?"

Zhang Yu bit his lip, £5500 is really a lot of money.If Zhang Yu was still in China, her savings over the years would be many times this amount, but now, she can't even afford to go out to buy food.

Unexpectedly, Sherlock didn't get any answer, so he paused and continued: "I can offer you a job, one thousand pounds a month, to be my assistant, you can think about it. By the way, before you finish paying During the money period, as collateral, I can use your mobile phone."

Can Zhang Yu refuse the cover-up condition?

The answer is of course no!Although she did complete her doctorate, would a doctor of literature without a diploma be recruited?What's more, one thousand pounds is indeed a good number, and Zhang Yu can only accept it with gritted teeth when he has no other choice.

"Okay, Sherlock. I agree to accept your offer of work. As for the mobile phone, if you can guess its password, of course you can use it."

Hearing Zhang Yu's answer, Sherlock nodded in satisfaction.

"Sherlock, have you discussed it with Issa? This porridge smells really good. I'll go get the tableware."

John's cheerful voice broke the silence between Sherlock and Zhang Yu, and the two quickly returned to their senses, focusing on the next big meal.

Because Zhang Yu was successfully hired by Sherlock, he was classified as one of his own people. Fortunately, he was given a small portion of porridge, which was finally enough to fill his belly.

As for Sherlock and John, the two victorious liars, they are vying for the small portion of finger pie.

"Oh! Sherlock, you can't eat alone! You give me half the points! I helped you!"

"John, are you sure? You just drank two bowls of rice porridge. If you eat half a serving of finger cakes, you will gain two pounds at noon today, and you will soon catch up with the bald and fat man. Think I miss your soft belly and the beautiful nurse I just met today!"

"..."

John was silent for a moment, then spread his hands, "Well, Sherlock, those are all yours!"

He sat back to his original position a little annoyed, accidentally caught a glimpse of Zhang Yu's shocked face, and asked embarrassedly: "Well, Issa, did you only do this just now? Is there any more?" ?”

Zhang Yu shook his head. When he cleaned up the table and went to wash it, he vaguely heard a familiar gentle voice from behind: "Damnit!"

After eating enough, John and Sherlock sat comfortably on the sofa. While Zhang Yu went downstairs, John praised his wise friend in a low voice: "Sherlock, I thought you wouldn't think of such a bad idea." Great idea. Issa cooks really delicious food and she is beautiful, you are lucky to have such a wonderful assistant."

Sherlock gave a rare reason: "She is special. I think she will surprise me."

special?

John raised his eyebrows and smiled knowingly.Hey, our little virgin has her own ideas too!However, it should not be the spring that is just around the corner!

Forget it, take care of him!The most urgent task is to let him think about how to tell the British government that his precious brother is springing up.This is breaking news!

John couldn't help laughing as he thought about the wonderful scene that he was about to see.

Sherlock frowned, knowing what John was thinking without having to think about it.Oh, vulgar human beings, why do they like to waste their time gossiping?What a hopeless goldfish!

Why is London so quiet these days though?Have all those terrorists reformed?

"John, help me get the newspapers for the last few days!"

Sherlock took the newspaper in John's hand, and without saying thank you, he put all the newspapers on his lap, and quickly flipped through page after page with his fingers: "Boring! Boring! Boring!"

Although John knew in his heart that it would be good if there were no murder cases, but if Sherlock had no cases, he would definitely be so bored that he would go crazy.He didn't want to listen to the sound of the violin sawing wood suddenly in the middle of the night.That was a nightmare!

He tried to change the subject, "Sherlock, do you think it's suitable for Isa to be your assistant? She seems to be studying literature, so she probably can't adapt to the murder scene! Would you like to talk to her first?"

"Oh! No! I've tried it today! She didn't have any adverse reactions when she went through our refrigerator. The raw materials for the porridge she made came from our refrigerator. You really underestimated this strange person!"

Speaking of making full use of Zhang Yu, Sherlock raised his spirits a bit, and proudly showed off his discovery to John.

John was indeed a little shocked, and asked curiously: "Have you cleaned our refrigerator? I'll take a look."

He stood up, walked quickly to the refrigerator, and opened it.A living arm sits right in the middle of the refrigerator.

John was startled by the severed hand without any psychological defense.

"Whatthefuck! Where did you get that?! Didn't I just throw those fingers away last time?"

Sherlock introduced him excitedly: "This is Tom! The new friend I got from Jasmine yesterday is doing an experiment on the natural flow of blood in an arm after it's been severed. Don't move around!"

John directly slammed the refrigerator door, leaning on the refrigerator to hold his forehead, "Sherlock, next time, if you bring in any new friends, please let me know in advance! OK?"

The author has something to say: Don't be ashamed to bump into silly Baitian!Meet on a narrow road, the rich wins!

Zhang Yu was successfully adopted, and Basket also came to ask for one~

Coordinated in Guangzhou, I have been trying to catch a flying cockroach for more than half an hour, but I failed to catch it. I feel very bad, so I can only make up during the day, sorry...

[Scared, unable to sleep, the basket climbed up to type again, crying for comfort QAQ