what do i marry

Shang Mingxiao is a prodigal old man!

This is the nickname Liang Ye gave Shang Mingxiao more than half a year after their marriage!

Shang Mingxiao almost died laughing!

"Which old man is crazy about shopping like you! You have a lot of money!"

Liang wanted to kick him wildly, but couldn't help laughing.

"Do you know how funny it is that I went to clean the express cabinets today? There is no one in the community who doesn't laugh at me. I cleaned more than 100 cabinets by myself. Brother, can you be restrained and stop buying so many things!"

Thinking of that scene, I was angry and funny.

Scan the QR code of the cabinet, scan one to open a cabinet door, the cabinet door is almost ready to play music, and it opens one after another. Fortunately, there are quite a lot of express cabinets in their community, otherwise he would not have enough for these things.

"I used the car to pull it three times, what did you buy!"

It was funny when it was transported home. He moved it three or four times before moving home.

"It's nothing. They are all necessities of life!"

Shang Mingxiao gave Liang Ye a pair of scissors, let's unpack the courier together.

It’s nothing, just clothes, shoes, massage equipment, yes, the most massages.

"We have a massage chair at home!"

The biggest piece is a massage chair.

"This one is different. This one has head massage, heating function, and automatic temperature control according to body temperature. You don't have to worry about freezing when you fall asleep."

"Did you buy three footbaths?"

"It's different, the ones that soak your feet, soak your knees, and you can take a bath! If this is useful, I'll buy a few more and mail them directly to my parents!"

"This one is okay. But, what do you mean you bought five or six sets of pajamas? We have enough pajamas in our house! There are still a few pieces left!"

"It's beautiful. Look, silk, how beautiful you are in this color."

"What the hell is this?"

"A waist massager!"

"what about this?"

"Arm massager!"

"Can't the waist massager be wrapped around the arms?"

"Yes. But I think, if you massage your waist and arms together, wouldn't it save time?"

"Then you buy two, no, buy three, don't tell me this is for massaging legs!"

Shang Mingxiao was silent, um, he just massaged his legs!

Liang Ye got angry and slapped Shang Mingxiao.

"If you buy any more useless and messy things, I will confiscate your card!"

"I don't, it's all useful!"

"Bring me your phone, I'll uninstall your treasure!"

"I'll buy less!"

Shang Mingxiao grabbed the phone and refused to give it.

Liang Ye stared, Shang Mingxiao handed him the phone aggrievedly.Uninstall with one click.

"Let me see you still have this on your mobile phone, and then buy some messy things, let's talk about controlling pocket money!"

Liang Ye, the training took up all his time and energy. He didn't expect that there was a certain treasure on his computer.

Seeing that it is coming to Singles' Day, now this Singles' Day is no longer a day for singles, but a day for all people to make big purchases.

After Liang Ye's training, he chatted with Lao An and the others over melon seeds.I don't know how to talk about this holiday.

"We must buy some things. Sometimes we can't go out. Online shopping is very convenient. It can be delivered directly to the mailing point in Murakami. It can be done wherever we go. Daily necessities, underwear, everything needs to be prepared!"

"Is there anything to buy? Is there anything in the physical store?"

"It's cheap, and there are many types. Just ask those female soldiers, they are all ready for the battle, and they are just waiting for the time to go shopping!"

"It's over, my prodigal man won't hold back his energy, will he?"

During this period of time, Shang Mingxiao is very good, he really hasn't been buying it all the time, he won't hold back his energy.

Hurry up and go home.

"Let me check my phone!"

Shang Mingxiao had no choice but to give him the phone.

"I didn't install it."

"It's on the computer."

Shang Mingxiao felt guilty, Liang Ye snorted, turned on his computer, and saw the link of a certain treasure, went in and took a look, my God, Shang Mingxiao has almost filled the shopping cart!Can you imagine?He puts a new car in his shopping cart, from a new car worth a few million dollars, to laundry soap for a few dollars, even a small toothpick, and a lot of it is lubricant and condoms.

Singles’ Day promotion, get [-] free for family planning supplies when you spend [-] or more, and some extra Durex for family affordable package.This guy bought hundreds of boxes.There are also condoms of various brands.Is he going to open a condom store?Or is he going to kill himself on the bed?

Clear it with one click, and unbind his bank card by the way.Then confiscated all of Shang Mingxiao's bank cards!

I let you buy it!No card, you buy a fart!

Shang Mingxiao is so sad!

Seeing that the big promotion is approaching, the day when the whole people are crazy is coming!Shang Mingxiao was in a hurry, he really had a lot of things to buy!

But Liang Ye confiscated the bank card.

Liang Ye was under strict supervision. When he got home, Liang Ye took his cell phone to look at it!

As the saying goes, you have a good plan, and I have a wall ladder.

On the night of the tenth, Shang Mingxiao and Liang Ye went out for a walk.Halfway through the walk, Shang Mingxiao touched his pocket.

"I didn't bring my mobile phone. Use your mobile phone for me, and I'll make a call."

Liang Ye handed him the phone without any hassle.Seeing the fruit shop in front of me selling oranges, I went to choose oranges to eat.

After walking home, Liang Ye went to take a shower, Shang Mingxiao took out Liang Ye's wallet and searched for the card, where did the card go?

After looking through it, he couldn't find his own card, and he wasn't used to memorizing the bank card number, so he usually just memorized the last four digits.

I couldn't find my card, so Liang Ye called Shang Mingxiao, get me my pajamas!

Shang Mingxiao agreed, knowing that Liang Ye was almost done washing!

Whatever, take Liang Ye's salary card and bind a certain treasure.

He coaxed Liang Ye to lie down on the massage chair, massage his body, and relax his whole body. Then he used a projector, watched a movie, and tried the newly bought earphones to see if they worked.

Liang Ye was very happy to see it, Shang Mingxiao went to the kitchen to peel the grapefruit for him, and he went there for a long time.When he came back, he quietly put the phone on the coffee table.

Liang Ye rarely touched his phone when he wasn't playing games.

Sleeping at night, Liang Ye's sleep quality is good, so I can only say that I am sleepy, I can't say that I can fall asleep in seconds by shouting one, two, three, and I will fall asleep at four, five, or six.But he is very alert, and he can quickly get up and enter the alert state if there is a slight abnormal noise.

Shang Mingxiao held his breath and concentrated, almost on tiptoes, carefully took the mobile phone from Liang Ye's bedside table.

As soon as he moved, Liang Ye opened his eyes, and stared at Shang Mingxiao silently with his big black eyes.

"Your phone is dead, I'll charge it!"

Shang Mingxiao was eager to gain wisdom.

Liang Ye's big eyes twitched twice, and he closed again, turned over and fell asleep.

Shang Mingxiao's back was covered in cold sweat.

Take your phone to the living room.

He can remember about [-]% of the items in the shopping cart, including the store name and model number. As long as he puts his heart into it, he can remember many numbers and the like at a glance, but he doesn't remember his card number.

Fill your cart like crazy.

Pinching time.

"Ming Xiao!"

Liang Ye called Shang Mingxiao in the bedroom.

"Come on, let me drink water!"

"Sleep."

"Okay, you go to bed first, I'll be here soon!"

Liang Ye didn't call him anymore, Shang Mingxiao knew that time was running out, and he couldn't sleep well if he wasn't by his side.After waking up once, I got out of bed and came to find someone.

Fortunately, when the time came, Shang Mingxiao settled with one click.

I don't know the specific amount, the password is the day they got married.

Done, refreshed.

Uninstall a treasure, clear the message, and then go back to sleep.

Liang Ye doesn't know.do not know anything.

What Shang Mingxiao did was too secretive, even the news about bank deduction was cleared, Liang Ye knew what a fool!

Liang Ye went to work and received a call from Lao An on the way. Lao An asked him to buy a big cake. A boy in their special operations team had a birthday today.

Liang Ye turned around and went to the cake shop, and asked for a big cake, which many people in the special operations team ate.I want the kind of three-tiered one.I'm still thinking about going to KFC, these guys like to eat fried chicken and coke, if someone celebrates their birthday today, let's have a good time together.

A big cake is expensive, and there are a lot of fruits, chocolates, etc., nearly 1000 yuan.

Liang Ye paid by swiping the QR code.When paying, it shows insufficient balance.

"Insufficient? How is it possible? I didn't spend my year's allowance!"

Liang Ye frowned, a little puzzled.

Their family is all on Shang Mingxiao's salary, and the two of them don't spend much money except for cars.The daily expenses are not very big.

Liang Ye doesn't care about the sour food when he eats it cold. He doesn't buy vegetables, rice noodles, and he doesn't know what to buy.It was Shang Mingxiao who went shopping.

Shang Mingxiao ordered a takeaway for him.

He doesn't wear too many clothes and wears camouflage uniforms all the time.

He just refueled himself, but Shang Mingxiao kept the gas money at home and put it in his bag.

The allowance is almost unchanged, more than 1 yuan a month, why is it gone?

Fortunately, Shang Mingxiao has the habit of stuffing cash in his bag.After Liang Ye paid, he called Shang Mingxiao.

"The money in my allowance card is gone, will someone steal it?"

"Ah? Oh, oh, what, I couldn't find my card a few days ago, so I took your card from your bag and asked me to spend it."

"What are you doing? It's all spent?"

"Emergency. I forgot to transfer back. I will transfer the money back to you right now."

"It's okay, as long as it hasn't been stolen. Don't transfer it to me. I can also make money to support you!"

So how about being polite, spending Shang Mingxiao's money is justifiable, and Shang Mingxiao spends his money for nothing?That's not called a couple, that's called taking advantage!

"Thanks, dear!"

Shang Mingxiao joked.

This matter was muddled and passed temporarily.

Shang Mingxiao didn't care either. Whose money is not money. Once the couple is under the covers, there is really no need to be so fussy.

However, with the arrival of the courier, Shang Mingxiao's day of being beaten is not far away!

Three days after this incident, Liang Ye began to receive calls from couriers.

He didn't go to training and was writing training materials, so the phone turned on the vibration mode!

Is that Mr. Liang?I am a certain courier, your courier has arrived, and I will put it in the courier cabinet in the community for you.You pay attention to check!

It was either phone calls or text messages. Liang Ye frowned after receiving ten calls and six messages within half an hour.

express delivery?He didn't buy anything!He didn't even register with a certain treasure, so how could he have his phone number?

On this day, he received 35 express messages.

Liang Ye is going back to interrogate Shang Mingxiao.