Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

"Why, don't you dare?"

Huo Xingyuan did not answer this question directly, but adopted a strategy of aggressive tactics.

"Who would dare? It's a joke. I, Pei Yan, am a heavenly demon. I am not afraid of the heavens and the earth. Let alone a scumbag, I can stand ten or a hundred!"

Pei Yan blew his hair, taking advantage of his lover's absence and being quite rampant.

'Creak--'

The spoon on the next table was directly bent by Jiang Che.

The waiter looked over in fear.

"Excuse me, can I change it?"

Jiang Che asked with a faint smile. His tone was clearly calm, but it made people's scalp tingle for no reason.

"Good, good!"

"Haha, Jiang Che, you can't do it, your wife will find ten or one hundred to satisfy herself!"

Cang Ming would not let go of this opportunity to hit Jiang Che, he laughed and buried him.

Ah.

Are you kidding me?

Our eldest brother and second brother, no one is better than the other, just wait and see.

Jiang Che's thin lips lifted slightly, revealing a deep smile.

Cang Ming was terrified by his smile, and suddenly felt that the air conditioner in the shop was turned on too much? !

Before he could be proud, the voice from next door sounded again.

"Could I be afraid of Cang Ming? It doesn't matter if there are ten or a hundred, as long as you dare, I will risk my life to accompany you."

Not to be outdone, Huo Xingyuan began to speak harshly.

'Creak--'

Very good, the silver chopsticks in Cang Ming's hands were also declared dead.

waiter:"……"

The earth is so dangerous, mom, I want to go back to Mars!

The frightened fellow waiters leave.

In order to avoid spoiling the children, Cang Ming ignored little Huo Xi's wishes and covered her ears with his hands, asking Jiang Che with a solemn expression.

"The meat they're talking about isn't the kind of meat I thought of, is it?!"

Jiang Che didn't even lift his eyelids, he was already thinking about how to teach his master a lesson.

"What do you say?"

"Damn, it turns out that Pei Yan is this kind of person. His elder brother was led to ruin by him, so he dared to find MB!"

Cang Ming cursed and subconsciously felt that Pei Yan had led Huo Xingyuan into trouble.

"Master is very good. This matter was obviously brought up by Huo Xingyuan."

Jiang Che justified his master's name with a deadpan face.

"Forget it, it's not important. What's important is that they are itchy, and they actually want to find MB. Could it be that we can't satisfy them? Ten or one hundred, they want to go to heaven?!"

Cang Ming gritted his teeth.

But my heart panicked.

Well, if they really want to go whoring ducks, what will they do, will they catch rape on the spot, will it hurt their peace? !

"Why don't we be wronged once, to satisfy their wish of being 'superior'?"

he asked hesitantly.

"I don't think it has much effect, and the combat effectiveness is not at the same level."

Jiang Che pondered for a moment and pointed out the key point.

"No, no, combat power is not the key, the key is to please them, lest they always want to go out to hunt wild food!"

Cang Ming patted the table angrily, and said with righteous indignation.

"Pfft!"

Little Huo Xi, who pretended to understand, nodded and sucked on the pacifier quickly, while imitating her father and patting the table more happily than anyone else.

"You stop talking about my aunt, grandma, and you think I'm right, don't you?"

Cang Ming was very satisfied with his daughter's performance, and smiled like a pomegranate flower.

Jiang Che coughed awkwardly: "Are you really willing?"

"I am willing, as long as my little princess is happy, it doesn't matter who gets on or off!"

Cang Ming's answer was a high-sounding one, but unfortunately, the wandering gaze betrayed him.

Ah.

Goubi, you want to bully him.

If he is willing, he will broadcast Chixiang live!

Jiang Che, who saw through his performance, smiled without smiling, and raised his middle finger directly at him.

Cang Ming: "..."

Damn, it's boring, I can't catch this old bastard!

"Then what do you say, we don't want to be inferior to others, but we can't keep solving this problem!"

Spreading his hands, he simply cheated.

This kind of problem, let the gods solve it.

If even God can't solve it, then even an ordinary person like him can't solve it!

Jiang Che pondered for a long time, and suddenly took out two... simulation dolls from the storage bag.

"Fuck!"

Frightened by his coquettish manipulation, Cang Ming hurriedly covered Huo Xi's eyes.

"No, Jiang Che, are you a pervert? Why do you carry these things with you? Well, can you prepare one for me? It's so convenient for him!"

"This thing needs spiritual power to open it. I can teach you the fastest way to get started in cultivation. Once you master the trick, you can have it. You are welcome to thank you, family."

Jiang Che didn't hide it this time, good things should be shared.

Huo Xingyuan dared to take his brother to whoring ducks.

Naturally, he should pay back and pay him back!

The treasures in the storage bag should be given to Cang Ming as a present, and let him slowly experiment on his little Gongju!

"Ah!"

Huo Xingyuan at the next table suddenly sneezed, feeling his nose itchy, as if he had been tricked.

"Are you going to use these two things to replace us? This doesn't look like..."

Cang Ming was very satisfied with Jiang Che's coming, and continued to focus on the two dolls.

"Give me one of your hairs."

Jiang Che said with a mysterious smile.

What the hell is this guy doing? He's mysterious. He doesn't want to perform any weird witchcraft...

The latter plucked a hair out of his doubts to him.

Jiang Che also took one of his own, put two hairs in his palm and gently blew them.

The hair rose with the wind and fell on the two dolls, quickly blending into their skin.

The two rubber dolls also undergone earth-shaking changes in an instant, unexpectedly taking on the appearance of Cang Ming and Jiang Che.

Cang Ming opened his mouth wide, his teeth dropped out of shock by this miraculous spell.

Awesome, so awesome.

So what, is it still too late for him to cultivate immortality?

"Everyone has a lifespan. Although they will be reincarnated after death, strictly speaking, they will no longer be the same person as before, but will start a new life.

Master is a very emotional person, he may not be able to accept your old age and death... My personal suggestion is that you can take this path, but you must also know that this path is not easy to walk, and it may not be possible success.

Of course, it also depends on your personal thoughts, and I will respect your choices.

This thing is called puppet art. In my era, talisman paper, pottery puppets, and corpses were used as vessels. As long as one's DNA was injected, and then spells were cast, it could become a substitute.

The puppet stand-in can do many things instead of the owner... I think this thing is very practical, and I plan to combine it with modern technology to develop it into a brand-new intelligent robot, so I can try it out today. "

Jiang Che said slowly.

Damn, this kid is really scary!

There is a difference between his.mother and clones. This technology directly surpasses technology, okay?

Cang Ming was in a complicated state of mind for a while, not knowing what to say.

An old monster that has lived for 3000 years is really beyond the reach of ordinary people!

"Pfft!"

Little Huo Xi looked at the extra daddy and uncle with a dazed expression, feeling a little dizzy.

If she was older, I'm afraid she would send out soul torture.

This he. Mom is testing her IQ, playing the real and fake Monkey King series? !