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Chapter 505 He is a big man, how can he wear a nun's clothes
Opening the door, Pei Yan pretended to yawn: "Senior Sister Ninth, you came so early..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ding Lanjiu's scream: "Junior brother, what happened to you two?"
what?
What is it?
Pei Yan was at a loss.
"Why are you wearing Jiang Che's robe, and it's still messy!"
Ding Lanjiu covered her heart with a painful face, and opened her mouth.
The latter lowered his head belatedly.
No wonder he felt that the robe was a little too big, it turned out he was wearing it wrong.
Pei Yan blushed, and hurriedly wrapped his clothes around: "Well, I got up in a hurry, I'm wearing the wrong clothes..."
The point is, is it wrong?
Isn't the point that two people sleep in one room! !
"Jiang Che, get out, you bastard!"
Ding Lanjiu put his hands on his hips and roared as a lion from the east of the river!
After getting dressed, the well-dressed Jiang Che walked out slowly, and said expressionlessly, "What's the matter?"
"There are so many vacant rooms in the courtyard, why do you want to live with my junior brother!"
Ding Lanjiu questioned.
"We are both men, so what if we live together?"
The latter turned his head innocently and asked.
"You are still quibbling, you admit it, you are just coveting his body!"
The latter stomped his feet angrily and spoke aggressively.
"Senior sister, please let me go, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Pei Yan blushed like a monkey's ass, and somehow felt that the atmosphere at the scene was not right.
How is it like a little daughter-in-law who has been wiped out, and her family members come to ask for an explanation.
"How are you doing?"
Jiang Che raised his eyebrows.
Ding Lanjiu choked, yes, what can she do.
They are all men, and if they live together for one night, they will not lose a piece of meat.
Looking at the younger brother alive and kicking, it doesn't seem like he has been raped...
"If you want me to be responsible, I will be responsible."
Jiang Che suppressed a smile and answered indifferently.
"Bah, your idea is beautiful. If I agree, I will fall right into your arms. Hmph, Junior Brother, let's go and not play with him!"
Ding Lanjiu made a face at him, couldn't help but pick up Pei Yan and walked out.
Jiang Che behind him licked his lips regretfully, little girl, the reaction is quite quick.
"Senior sister, where are we going...you wait for me to change clothes..."
Pei Yan was dragged away, and was watched by countless Jian Yuanzong along the way.
He is one head and two older, and now he is still wearing Jiang Che's outer robe. I am afraid that it won't be long before the news of them living in the same room will spread widely.
It was only then that Ding Lanjiu, who was furious, remembered this.
She hurriedly dragged him into the rockery, and at the same time manually used a dust removal technique on him, she took out her clothes from the storage bag, and handed them over with a embarrassed expression: "Otherwise, you will wear mine first?"
Pei Yan: "..."
Outrageous.
He is a big man, how could he wear a nun's clothes.
It might as well be wearing Jiang Che's.
Big is a bit bigger, but not too much.
If he really wants to go out for a walk in Ninth Senior Sister's clothes, he can just sit there and melt away!
"where are we going?"
Sighing, Pei Yan rejected Ding Lanjiu's outrageous idea and asked.
"Well... let's go and see Teng Meng. Didn't he say he was sick? As a friend, we should take care of him!"
Ding Lanjiu thought for a while, then smiled brightly.
The two of them ran to Teng Meng's residence slowly.
Because Jiang Zixuan gave the order, the guards at the gate did not stop the two of them.
In the room, Teng Meng was tied up by five flowers, and was acting like a baby to his maid.
"I said I wouldn't eat it, so Yuanyuan, please let my father come to see me, my tied hands are numb..."
"Miss, don't embarrass me. The owner has already spoken. Unless you go to swim in the lake honestly, he will never let you go."
"You're so stupid, you still want to buy and sell by force, but you can't do it. How can my mother fall in love with such a stubborn old man?"
"Don't say a few words, Miss, I'm going to vomit blood again after being heard by the master."
"He deserves it, he is so energetic, he should vomit more blood!"
……
"Mengmeng, we see you coming!"
Ding Lan pushed open the door with a squeak, and opened her mouth crisply.
Teng Meng in the back room jumped up from the bed as soon as he heard the voice of his sweetheart.
"Hurry up, Yuanyuan combs my hair, am I looking terrible right now...Jiu'er, don't come in, wait for me in the outer room!"
She hurriedly howled towards the door, and hurriedly asked the maid Yuanyuan to dress her up.
Ding Lanjiu brought Pei Yan with him, so naturally he would not enter the cabinet, and it was rumored that the reputation of the woman was not good.
The two sat down at the table, poured out hot tea and began to drink.
After about half a stick of incense, Teng Meng, who was bound by five flowers, jumped out.
"Pfft...Meng Meng, your posture looks like a zombie!"
Ding Lanjiu laughed out loud.
Among the folks, there are many zombies that have turned into corpses for various reasons.
When she practiced with her master on weekdays, she had a lot of contact with him.
Because of the stiffness of the zombie's body, it cannot walk normally and can only jump.
At this moment, Teng Meng's bouncing posture is similar to that of a zombie.
"Stop burying me... um... Xiaoyan, have you shrunk?"
Teng Meng had a sad face, and immediately felt that something was wrong when he saw Pei Yan.
It seems to be a circle smaller, is this the rhythm of shrinking?
Pei Yan: "..."
You have shrunk, and your whole family has shrunk!
"I was in a hurry to go out in the morning, and I was dressed in Jiang Che's clothes."
He coughed awkwardly and explained.
"There is a situation~~~"
Teng Meng smiled ambiguously, winking and winking.
"What's the situation... It's just living in the same room. You all know that the monk usually doesn't sleep and only meditates. He meditates on the soft couch outside. If the couch is not used, it is naturally occupied by me."
Pei Yan blushed and anxiously explained.
"Hey, to explain is to cover."
Teng Meng continued to joke.
Pei Yan: "..."
It's okay for the old man to be silent.
"Silence is a guilty conscience!"
Teng Meng continued to add more.
The latter supported the forehead, as expected, only women and villains are difficult to support.
"We're really just friends..."
He anxiously explained, but what appeared in his mind were scenes of flirting with Jiang Che again and again.
Feeling guilty for no reason!
"I know, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously. By the way, why are you here?"
Teng Meng was puzzled.
It was so weird that her father's stubbornness would let her friends come to see her.
"Your mother allowed it, how could you be tied up like this!"
Ding Lanjiu asked.
"Don't mention it... I'm going to get angry when I mention it. Did you guys have breakfast?"
Teng Meng looked sad.
"No, I just got up and came over."
As soon as food was mentioned, Pei Yan instantly regained his energy.
"Yuanyuan, pass on breakfast, let's chat while eating."
Teng Meng frowned and said.
Ding Lanjiu looked at her hesitantly, the meaning was very clear, you are all bundled into rice dumplings, how can you eat.
"Oops, I forgot about this!"
The latter looked annoyed.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just feed you!"
Ding Lan patted her chest righteously, looking like a good brother.
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ding Lanjiu's scream: "Junior brother, what happened to you two?"
what?
What is it?
Pei Yan was at a loss.
"Why are you wearing Jiang Che's robe, and it's still messy!"
Ding Lanjiu covered her heart with a painful face, and opened her mouth.
The latter lowered his head belatedly.
No wonder he felt that the robe was a little too big, it turned out he was wearing it wrong.
Pei Yan blushed, and hurriedly wrapped his clothes around: "Well, I got up in a hurry, I'm wearing the wrong clothes..."
The point is, is it wrong?
Isn't the point that two people sleep in one room! !
"Jiang Che, get out, you bastard!"
Ding Lanjiu put his hands on his hips and roared as a lion from the east of the river!
After getting dressed, the well-dressed Jiang Che walked out slowly, and said expressionlessly, "What's the matter?"
"There are so many vacant rooms in the courtyard, why do you want to live with my junior brother!"
Ding Lanjiu questioned.
"We are both men, so what if we live together?"
The latter turned his head innocently and asked.
"You are still quibbling, you admit it, you are just coveting his body!"
The latter stomped his feet angrily and spoke aggressively.
"Senior sister, please let me go, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Pei Yan blushed like a monkey's ass, and somehow felt that the atmosphere at the scene was not right.
How is it like a little daughter-in-law who has been wiped out, and her family members come to ask for an explanation.
"How are you doing?"
Jiang Che raised his eyebrows.
Ding Lanjiu choked, yes, what can she do.
They are all men, and if they live together for one night, they will not lose a piece of meat.
Looking at the younger brother alive and kicking, it doesn't seem like he has been raped...
"If you want me to be responsible, I will be responsible."
Jiang Che suppressed a smile and answered indifferently.
"Bah, your idea is beautiful. If I agree, I will fall right into your arms. Hmph, Junior Brother, let's go and not play with him!"
Ding Lanjiu made a face at him, couldn't help but pick up Pei Yan and walked out.
Jiang Che behind him licked his lips regretfully, little girl, the reaction is quite quick.
"Senior sister, where are we going...you wait for me to change clothes..."
Pei Yan was dragged away, and was watched by countless Jian Yuanzong along the way.
He is one head and two older, and now he is still wearing Jiang Che's outer robe. I am afraid that it won't be long before the news of them living in the same room will spread widely.
It was only then that Ding Lanjiu, who was furious, remembered this.
She hurriedly dragged him into the rockery, and at the same time manually used a dust removal technique on him, she took out her clothes from the storage bag, and handed them over with a embarrassed expression: "Otherwise, you will wear mine first?"
Pei Yan: "..."
Outrageous.
He is a big man, how could he wear a nun's clothes.
It might as well be wearing Jiang Che's.
Big is a bit bigger, but not too much.
If he really wants to go out for a walk in Ninth Senior Sister's clothes, he can just sit there and melt away!
"where are we going?"
Sighing, Pei Yan rejected Ding Lanjiu's outrageous idea and asked.
"Well... let's go and see Teng Meng. Didn't he say he was sick? As a friend, we should take care of him!"
Ding Lanjiu thought for a while, then smiled brightly.
The two of them ran to Teng Meng's residence slowly.
Because Jiang Zixuan gave the order, the guards at the gate did not stop the two of them.
In the room, Teng Meng was tied up by five flowers, and was acting like a baby to his maid.
"I said I wouldn't eat it, so Yuanyuan, please let my father come to see me, my tied hands are numb..."
"Miss, don't embarrass me. The owner has already spoken. Unless you go to swim in the lake honestly, he will never let you go."
"You're so stupid, you still want to buy and sell by force, but you can't do it. How can my mother fall in love with such a stubborn old man?"
"Don't say a few words, Miss, I'm going to vomit blood again after being heard by the master."
"He deserves it, he is so energetic, he should vomit more blood!"
……
"Mengmeng, we see you coming!"
Ding Lan pushed open the door with a squeak, and opened her mouth crisply.
Teng Meng in the back room jumped up from the bed as soon as he heard the voice of his sweetheart.
"Hurry up, Yuanyuan combs my hair, am I looking terrible right now...Jiu'er, don't come in, wait for me in the outer room!"
She hurriedly howled towards the door, and hurriedly asked the maid Yuanyuan to dress her up.
Ding Lanjiu brought Pei Yan with him, so naturally he would not enter the cabinet, and it was rumored that the reputation of the woman was not good.
The two sat down at the table, poured out hot tea and began to drink.
After about half a stick of incense, Teng Meng, who was bound by five flowers, jumped out.
"Pfft...Meng Meng, your posture looks like a zombie!"
Ding Lanjiu laughed out loud.
Among the folks, there are many zombies that have turned into corpses for various reasons.
When she practiced with her master on weekdays, she had a lot of contact with him.
Because of the stiffness of the zombie's body, it cannot walk normally and can only jump.
At this moment, Teng Meng's bouncing posture is similar to that of a zombie.
"Stop burying me... um... Xiaoyan, have you shrunk?"
Teng Meng had a sad face, and immediately felt that something was wrong when he saw Pei Yan.
It seems to be a circle smaller, is this the rhythm of shrinking?
Pei Yan: "..."
You have shrunk, and your whole family has shrunk!
"I was in a hurry to go out in the morning, and I was dressed in Jiang Che's clothes."
He coughed awkwardly and explained.
"There is a situation~~~"
Teng Meng smiled ambiguously, winking and winking.
"What's the situation... It's just living in the same room. You all know that the monk usually doesn't sleep and only meditates. He meditates on the soft couch outside. If the couch is not used, it is naturally occupied by me."
Pei Yan blushed and anxiously explained.
"Hey, to explain is to cover."
Teng Meng continued to joke.
Pei Yan: "..."
It's okay for the old man to be silent.
"Silence is a guilty conscience!"
Teng Meng continued to add more.
The latter supported the forehead, as expected, only women and villains are difficult to support.
"We're really just friends..."
He anxiously explained, but what appeared in his mind were scenes of flirting with Jiang Che again and again.
Feeling guilty for no reason!
"I know, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously. By the way, why are you here?"
Teng Meng was puzzled.
It was so weird that her father's stubbornness would let her friends come to see her.
"Your mother allowed it, how could you be tied up like this!"
Ding Lanjiu asked.
"Don't mention it... I'm going to get angry when I mention it. Did you guys have breakfast?"
Teng Meng looked sad.
"No, I just got up and came over."
As soon as food was mentioned, Pei Yan instantly regained his energy.
"Yuanyuan, pass on breakfast, let's chat while eating."
Teng Meng frowned and said.
Ding Lanjiu looked at her hesitantly, the meaning was very clear, you are all bundled into rice dumplings, how can you eat.
"Oops, I forgot about this!"
The latter looked annoyed.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just feed you!"
Ding Lan patted her chest righteously, looking like a good brother.
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