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Chapter 418 A pair of mentally retarded
"It's still possible, isn't it? After all, Jiang Che and Pei Yan are swapping characters today, and today's master is a smart person!"
Su Wei expressed his opinion.
Everyone was successfully led astray by him.
"So it's Pei Yan?!"
Che Xiaoxuan's eyes widened.
"It's really not me... It's too arbitrary to determine it's me based on these two items!"
Pei Yan is about to die of anxiety. There is something wrong with being so smart, and there is something wrong with not being smart. The baby is too difficult.
"It's not just Shizun who sings well, I'm also good at singing, Yuan Ye and Su Wei are also a group that will debut soon."
Jiang Che took the initiative to point the finger at others.
"Okay, okay, don't argue, we don't have much time, let's make the magic weapon first to see another clue."
Zhen Lanchu, who was suffering from headaches, made a decision.
Everyone felt that it made sense, so they stopped arguing.
"So what are you guys planning to do, Pei Yan..."
Su Wei whispered to Pei Yan secretly.
Jiang Che suddenly patted him on the shoulder, "Let's go play and tell you that there will be no surprises."
The latter looked at the huge handprints on his clothes and wanted to cry without tears.
Hey, I miss Gao Leng Jiang Shen so much.
Everyone dispersed and continued to make magic weapons.
What Jiang Che and Pei Yan discussed was to pinch their looks in the Yumoqin, and when it was baked, it would be used as a gift for fans to draw a lottery on Weibo.
Pei Yan is not good at refining weapons, but Jiang Che is good at it.
Refining is a technical job.
Not only do you need to make good magic weapons out of spiritual materials and treasures, but you also need to look good.
Clothes with defensive effects, jewelry with formations...all of these need to be crafted by craftsmen.
For Jiang Che, pinching two villains was easier than ever.
Therefore, Jiang Che took the lead, and Pei Yan was the second.
With a relaxed expression on his face, he quickly pinched the two villains, and then looked at Jiang Che: "It's done!"
The camera gave him a close-up of the villain he pinched.
With a round head, a rectangular body, and uneven limbs, the two lumps of mud in the human form cannot be seen at all.
[EMMMM, sorry for my poor eyesight, I really didn't see what those two lumps were! 】
[Probably...a human? 】
【Pfft... It's a good thing that Emperor Pei didn't learn medical skills, otherwise the teacher would cry to death on the desk. 】
[Hahahaha, what do you know, this is abstract art! 】
[So, what exactly is he pinching? 】
【Except for Jiang Shen, no one in this world knows about it! 】
"looks good."
Pei Yan continued to pretend.
Jiang Che praised Rainbow Fart out of conscience: "Master is awesome, you can call the two of us a vivid image!"
Only then did everyone know that the two of them planned to pinch themselves.
The barrage is full of hahaha again.
"Come on, the rest of the disciples, just to test the teacher whether you have been lazy recently."
Pei Yan continued to maintain the high-cold personality.
"Good master, no problem master."
Jiang Che frowned and nodded in response, and squeezed the two lumps into the most basic human shape.
Afterwards, he asked Pei Yan to hand him the mud, and began to fill in the details.
After the overall shape was figured out, he began to carve details such as facial features, hair and clothes with a carving knife.
For more than an hour, two lifelike Mu Chen and Yan Ning appeared on the screen.
[Fuck, this skill is worthy of Jiang Shen, omnipotent 6666666. 】
[Ahhh, the two little clay figurines are so cute, I really want them. 】
[If you don't accept the wall, you will accept Jiangshen! 】
[Curious, is there anything in this world that Jiang Shen can't do. 】
[Jiang Shen deserves to be a wife Gong, perfect to make people jealous and hate! 】
……
After 10 minutes of baking, the figures take shape and begin to color.
Pei Yan went to the clay figurine of Yan Ning, and Jiang Che went to the clay figurine of Muchen.
The two worked overtime to complete the doll, and then packed it in a box and went to the review site.
While they were making the magic weapon, the staff of the program group went to the scenic spot to find a total of [-] tourists to be the judges of this competition.
Upon seeing the stars, tourists started screaming.
Several people warmly greeted the tourists.
Then start showing the time.
Lu Tianyou and Mi Ying were the first couple to show off their magical artifacts.
"The magic weapon we made is a guitar that can captivate the mind by playing it, and has extremely terrifying attack power...!"
"Dengdengdengdeng..."
One person was in charge of the commentary, and the other person brought the BGM to open the red cloth. In the transparent box, there was a very low-quality, small guitar that could barely be seen in the shape of a guitar. It was about the size of an adult's palm.
"so small."
"It's so small, it can be crushed with one foot, are you sure it can have an attack effect?"
……
The tourists laughed together.
"Don't look at it as small. In fact, its body is very big, but it needs spells to make it bigger and smaller. People without spiritual power can't control it. You can't make it bigger because you don't have magic power."
Lu Tianyou boasted wildly.
Before he could finish his explanation, Che Xiaoxuan and Yuanye drove him away impatiently: "Time is limited, it's our turn!"
Quickly peeling off the red cloth, what caught everyone's eyes was a bird that was smaller than a guitar, about the size of a little finger, and it was hard to tell what it was.
"Is this a duck?"
"No, no, it's a chicken, have you seen the rice grains on the ground, this must be a chicken eating rice map!"
"If my chicken grows like this, I will definitely release it!"
……
Tourists have speculated about what it is.
"This is a crane, how about a crane? This is a magic weapon for flying. That's not a grain of rice. It's its shadow, shadow!"
Che Xiaoxuan anxiously explained.
Yuan Ye couldn't help but look down at his finished product: "Don't say it, it really looks like a chicken eating rice map, so you don't want to add shadows."
Everyone was hahaha again.
To be sure, none of these four has any artistic talents.
Next, Zhen Lanchu and Su Wei showed off.
Their box is the biggest among the four teams!
When the red cloth was uncovered, it was a huge sword!
After looking at the "dharma tools" of the previous two teams, I have to feel that this sword is not bad, although it is rough, but at least it is big!
"Can you see what it is?"
Zhen Lanchu asked the tourists with a smile.
"sword!"
Someone answered.
"Smart! Be optimistic about you..."
"Okay, okay, no need to compare, we won this game."
Su Wei also laughed and said.
"Why, it's not based on size."
"Maybe tourists like four different things!"
"What's the hurry, my apprentice and I haven't even appeared yet!"
Pei Yan waved his hand, quite exemplary.
Everyone's eyes focused on the red cloth under his feet.
This is the largest body except for Su Wei.
"Their gadgets are all pediatrics. My magic weapon is very powerful. It can lift the red cloth by itself! My fellow immortals, open your eyes wide, the time has come to witness the miracle."
After Pei Yan finished speaking, Jiang Che, who was hiding in the red cloth, immediately removed the red cloth, ran behind him and hugged his narrow waist tightly.
This scene is very funny.
Damn, mentally retarded, we have our pants off and you just show us this?
"My apprentice has the body of the Nine Spirits Sword. His body can be transformed into a sword by itself. Do you like this magic weapon?"
Pei Yan asked with a smile.
Everyone: "..."
So Jiang Shen is now... pretending to be a sword? !
Damn, a pair of mentally retarded!
Su Wei expressed his opinion.
Everyone was successfully led astray by him.
"So it's Pei Yan?!"
Che Xiaoxuan's eyes widened.
"It's really not me... It's too arbitrary to determine it's me based on these two items!"
Pei Yan is about to die of anxiety. There is something wrong with being so smart, and there is something wrong with not being smart. The baby is too difficult.
"It's not just Shizun who sings well, I'm also good at singing, Yuan Ye and Su Wei are also a group that will debut soon."
Jiang Che took the initiative to point the finger at others.
"Okay, okay, don't argue, we don't have much time, let's make the magic weapon first to see another clue."
Zhen Lanchu, who was suffering from headaches, made a decision.
Everyone felt that it made sense, so they stopped arguing.
"So what are you guys planning to do, Pei Yan..."
Su Wei whispered to Pei Yan secretly.
Jiang Che suddenly patted him on the shoulder, "Let's go play and tell you that there will be no surprises."
The latter looked at the huge handprints on his clothes and wanted to cry without tears.
Hey, I miss Gao Leng Jiang Shen so much.
Everyone dispersed and continued to make magic weapons.
What Jiang Che and Pei Yan discussed was to pinch their looks in the Yumoqin, and when it was baked, it would be used as a gift for fans to draw a lottery on Weibo.
Pei Yan is not good at refining weapons, but Jiang Che is good at it.
Refining is a technical job.
Not only do you need to make good magic weapons out of spiritual materials and treasures, but you also need to look good.
Clothes with defensive effects, jewelry with formations...all of these need to be crafted by craftsmen.
For Jiang Che, pinching two villains was easier than ever.
Therefore, Jiang Che took the lead, and Pei Yan was the second.
With a relaxed expression on his face, he quickly pinched the two villains, and then looked at Jiang Che: "It's done!"
The camera gave him a close-up of the villain he pinched.
With a round head, a rectangular body, and uneven limbs, the two lumps of mud in the human form cannot be seen at all.
[EMMMM, sorry for my poor eyesight, I really didn't see what those two lumps were! 】
[Probably...a human? 】
【Pfft... It's a good thing that Emperor Pei didn't learn medical skills, otherwise the teacher would cry to death on the desk. 】
[Hahahaha, what do you know, this is abstract art! 】
[So, what exactly is he pinching? 】
【Except for Jiang Shen, no one in this world knows about it! 】
"looks good."
Pei Yan continued to pretend.
Jiang Che praised Rainbow Fart out of conscience: "Master is awesome, you can call the two of us a vivid image!"
Only then did everyone know that the two of them planned to pinch themselves.
The barrage is full of hahaha again.
"Come on, the rest of the disciples, just to test the teacher whether you have been lazy recently."
Pei Yan continued to maintain the high-cold personality.
"Good master, no problem master."
Jiang Che frowned and nodded in response, and squeezed the two lumps into the most basic human shape.
Afterwards, he asked Pei Yan to hand him the mud, and began to fill in the details.
After the overall shape was figured out, he began to carve details such as facial features, hair and clothes with a carving knife.
For more than an hour, two lifelike Mu Chen and Yan Ning appeared on the screen.
[Fuck, this skill is worthy of Jiang Shen, omnipotent 6666666. 】
[Ahhh, the two little clay figurines are so cute, I really want them. 】
[If you don't accept the wall, you will accept Jiangshen! 】
[Curious, is there anything in this world that Jiang Shen can't do. 】
[Jiang Shen deserves to be a wife Gong, perfect to make people jealous and hate! 】
……
After 10 minutes of baking, the figures take shape and begin to color.
Pei Yan went to the clay figurine of Yan Ning, and Jiang Che went to the clay figurine of Muchen.
The two worked overtime to complete the doll, and then packed it in a box and went to the review site.
While they were making the magic weapon, the staff of the program group went to the scenic spot to find a total of [-] tourists to be the judges of this competition.
Upon seeing the stars, tourists started screaming.
Several people warmly greeted the tourists.
Then start showing the time.
Lu Tianyou and Mi Ying were the first couple to show off their magical artifacts.
"The magic weapon we made is a guitar that can captivate the mind by playing it, and has extremely terrifying attack power...!"
"Dengdengdengdeng..."
One person was in charge of the commentary, and the other person brought the BGM to open the red cloth. In the transparent box, there was a very low-quality, small guitar that could barely be seen in the shape of a guitar. It was about the size of an adult's palm.
"so small."
"It's so small, it can be crushed with one foot, are you sure it can have an attack effect?"
……
The tourists laughed together.
"Don't look at it as small. In fact, its body is very big, but it needs spells to make it bigger and smaller. People without spiritual power can't control it. You can't make it bigger because you don't have magic power."
Lu Tianyou boasted wildly.
Before he could finish his explanation, Che Xiaoxuan and Yuanye drove him away impatiently: "Time is limited, it's our turn!"
Quickly peeling off the red cloth, what caught everyone's eyes was a bird that was smaller than a guitar, about the size of a little finger, and it was hard to tell what it was.
"Is this a duck?"
"No, no, it's a chicken, have you seen the rice grains on the ground, this must be a chicken eating rice map!"
"If my chicken grows like this, I will definitely release it!"
……
Tourists have speculated about what it is.
"This is a crane, how about a crane? This is a magic weapon for flying. That's not a grain of rice. It's its shadow, shadow!"
Che Xiaoxuan anxiously explained.
Yuan Ye couldn't help but look down at his finished product: "Don't say it, it really looks like a chicken eating rice map, so you don't want to add shadows."
Everyone was hahaha again.
To be sure, none of these four has any artistic talents.
Next, Zhen Lanchu and Su Wei showed off.
Their box is the biggest among the four teams!
When the red cloth was uncovered, it was a huge sword!
After looking at the "dharma tools" of the previous two teams, I have to feel that this sword is not bad, although it is rough, but at least it is big!
"Can you see what it is?"
Zhen Lanchu asked the tourists with a smile.
"sword!"
Someone answered.
"Smart! Be optimistic about you..."
"Okay, okay, no need to compare, we won this game."
Su Wei also laughed and said.
"Why, it's not based on size."
"Maybe tourists like four different things!"
"What's the hurry, my apprentice and I haven't even appeared yet!"
Pei Yan waved his hand, quite exemplary.
Everyone's eyes focused on the red cloth under his feet.
This is the largest body except for Su Wei.
"Their gadgets are all pediatrics. My magic weapon is very powerful. It can lift the red cloth by itself! My fellow immortals, open your eyes wide, the time has come to witness the miracle."
After Pei Yan finished speaking, Jiang Che, who was hiding in the red cloth, immediately removed the red cloth, ran behind him and hugged his narrow waist tightly.
This scene is very funny.
Damn, mentally retarded, we have our pants off and you just show us this?
"My apprentice has the body of the Nine Spirits Sword. His body can be transformed into a sword by itself. Do you like this magic weapon?"
Pei Yan asked with a smile.
Everyone: "..."
So Jiang Shen is now... pretending to be a sword? !
Damn, a pair of mentally retarded!
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