Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

Having tasted the taste, foodie Pei Yan is finally willing to go back to work and is full of energy.

Humming and scooping cornmeal into a large basin, he was about to mix chicken food with his bare hands when he suddenly remembered that he hadn't washed his hands yet.

But two big hands have already been inserted into the basin.

"I don't seem to have washed my hands today. I don't know if eating chickens and ducks will cause food poisoning. Forget it, I should respect dry rice chickens and ducks. I'd better wash my hands..."

While talking to himself, he stretched out his cornmeal-stained hands from the basin, scratched his hair, but didn't find the cornmeal on his head, and ran to the patio to wash his hands.

In rural areas, almost no one uses tap water pipes. They always dig a well in the courtyard, and use well water for food and clothing.

There is also the vegetable washing water left by Jiang Che after washing vegetables in the basin. This water cannot be wasted and will be reused by the villagers.

After obediently washing his hands with vegetable washing water, Pei Yan went back to continue stirring the chicken food.

The next step after the task is completed is to feed the chickens.

He walked into the chicken coop with a huge iron basin, and started adding chicken food to the trough with a ladle in one hand.

Unlike chickens in farms that are isolated, chickens in rural areas are raised in free range.

And the fact that he was deeply disgusted by animals reappeared in the chicken coop.

Almost as soon as he got close, a group of chickens clucked and started running for their lives, some of them burrowed into his crotch, and some flew into the sky. The water friends once again saw the rare scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping, which can be described as a group of demons dancing wildly.

In the kitchen, the old man stopped cooking with a puzzled expression, and looked in the direction of the chicken ring frequently.

"What's the matter, why is the chicken coop so lively today? I usually feed them, but I haven't seen them so excited?"

The crowing of chickens, ducks and geese can be heard from far away, it is really lively.

"Giggle-"

"Quack quack—"

"Uh uh uh--"

It's no wonder that the old man panicked. I always feel that the sound of my poultry today is more miserable than in the past. Is it swollen?

A little panic.

"I gonna go see……"

Don't worry, the old man is going to check the situation.

Just when Jiang Che had finished cutting the shredded potatoes, he stopped the old man: "I'll go, old man, please continue cooking, my family is impatient."

He didn't even bother to take off his apron, he hurried to the direction of the chicken coop.

The chicken coop is very exciting.

Not only the chickens, ducks and geese became restless, but even the pigsty next door became crazy.

I saw two old sows with red eyes, screaming 'lululu', and crazily using their heads to hit the fence.

The scene was out of control, and Pei Yan finally decided to retreat strategically.

Seeing his intentions, the poultry fought back.

"Fuck, why are you chasing me? How much hatred? Ouch... my ass..."

Panicked, Pei Yan stepped on the chicken manure on the ground and fell to the ground.

The chicken that caught up stepped on his 'corpse', and finally stomped heavily on the back of his head twice with its chicken paws.

The fighting power of the big geese became stronger and stronger, and their flat and long goose beaks were raised towards the sky. After opening wide, one swooped down and pecked at Pei Yan's ass.

It hurts when a goose pecks people...

Physiological tears flashed in the cat's eyes, Pei Yan sniffed and ran away in a hurry.

The spectacle appeared again behind him, the chickens were flying in the sky chasing after them, the big geese chased after them quickly with their wings spread and their mouths open, and the ducks quacked and lined up to chase after the female ducks.

The old sow in the pigsty on the side opened the fence, purring and chasing after her.

"Don't chase me, don't chase me anymore, you have to chase me all the way..."

Pei Yan almost knelt down to these goddamn poultry.

I couldn't help but burst into tears in my heart, how did I feel that he was becoming less and less popular with animals.

Jiang Che, who came belatedly, saw such a grand scene.

Even he couldn't help opening his mouth, and was so surprised that he could stuff an egg into his mouth.

As expected of a master, he can stir up a group of poultry...

The barrage said, already crazy!

[Damn, it really is a man with a script in his hand, feeding a chicken can feed the scene of being chased and killed by thousands of people! 】

[I feel sorry for my Emperor Pei's...ass!It hurts to be pecked by a big goose. I was pecked before when I was a child, and I bled. 】

【Oh my God, animals can be chased and killed collectively. What kind of rare physique does Emperor Pei have? Will he be sent to the laboratory for slicing? 】

[As expected of me, Emperor Pei, I have never taken an unusual path, and I was able to make daily photos of feeding chickens in the countryside look black and dry...]

【Forgive me for being unkind, although I feel sorry for Emperor Pei, this scene is really funny...】

……

"Che'er, save me!"

Seeing Jiang Che, Pei Yan became agitated. A gust of wind ran to hide behind him, showing half of his head, and raised his finger to point at the group of poultry: "They are the ones who bully me, you have to make the decision for me!"

Jiang Che: "..."

How should I decide for you.

Killing them to vent your anger?

Or have them on your plate...

The idea is good, but I'm afraid the old man's heart can't bear it.

[Hahaha, you can feel Jiang Shen's embarrassment through the screen! 】

[Oh my god, the naive and fierce Emperor Pei is fine too. 】

【Emperor Pei is so fun, he was running around cowardly just now, but when he saw Jiang Shen, he got up in a second! 】

[Jiang Shenchong, they bullied your wife and killed him! 】

……

The barrage laughed and booed.

"Be good...we are human beings, we don't know as much as they do."

In the end, Jiang Che could only sigh helplessly, and turned his head to stroke Pei Yan's hair to comfort him.

Pei Yan pursed his lips and said aggrievedly: "Why do I feel that I am increasingly disgusted by animals..."

Jiang Che pursed his thin lips slightly, without speaking, took out a handkerchief and gently wiped the cornmeal off his head.

Looking back at the menacing poultry confronting them, he said coldly, "Go back."

A scene that can be recorded in the annals of history reappeared, and before he finished speaking, the poultry yelled a few times in aggrieved manner, and they all lined up and walked back.

Pei Yan: "..."

There is no harm without comparison, and it feels like a [-]-point critical hit.

audience:"……"

Both are coquettish characters, one is extremely disgusted by animals, and the other is regarded as a god by animals.

By the way, what magical technology is this?

Why do these poultry listen to Jiang Shen so much...

"fall down?"

Looking at Pei Yan's dirty clothes and trousers, Jiang Che asked softly.

The latter nodded aggrievedly: "I slipped when I stepped on chicken feces... Stay away from me, I smell bad, and it smells like smoke on you."

"It's okay, I don't dislike it, is there any injury?"

Jiang Che was very distressed, and led him to the patio, preparing to fetch water for him to wash.

"Ass, the big goose bit my ass!"

Pei Yan became more and more wronged.

[Ouch, what about the domineering president who was agreed upon, isn't this Jiaojiao.wife? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how can I be so sweet and so pampered, I'm already drowning. 】

[Drool, so Jiang Shen will give medicine to Pei Di's ass? 】

[Although I feel sorry for Emperor Pei, the sentence that the big goose bit my ass is really funny! 】

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