Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

When Jiang Che and Wu Quan rushed to the living room.

Pei Yan was patting Xiao Bai's mouth on the sofa.

Because he really didn't know what to feed the hungry Xiaobai!

drink grandma?

Or eat like a normal person?

"Xiaobai, open your mouth!"

"what!"

Xiaobai fluttered his little short legs and little fat hands, and opened his mouth obediently.

"Hmm... the teeth are only the upper and lower front teeth... what should I feed?"

The big-hearted old father muttered sadly to the camera.

[Hahaha, the fault of the program group, the novice dad is on his way! 】

[Interesting, really interesting, I like the meme of the program group! 】

[Hey, the first day of a couple's reunion has become a daily routine for a dad. 】

……

The barrage thought it was the fault of the program group, and was still frantically swiping the screen.

Program team: We really don't take the blame for this!

The audience didn't know the truth, but the program crew fell into madness.

It's true that the two are in a relationship. This child is actually the product of their surrogacy, right? !

In other words, how did they change the 1V1 single mode into a 1+1 dual mode?

Can tadpoles and tadpoles also fuse? ?

No matter how you look at it, this baby is a product of unscientific rationalization...

"Father, Grandpa Wu!"

Xiaobai was the first to sense the existence of the two of them. He turned his head and looked at Jiang Che and Wu Quan who were stunned. He giggled, revealing his four lovely upper and lower front teeth.

[The old father is here! 】

[Hahahaha, looking at Jiang Shen's surprised look, he would never have thought of the tricks of the program group! 】

[EMMMM, why is there a fourth person? 】

[Hey, the one next to Jiangshen looks familiar! 】

[Holy shit, shit, a big shot appeared in Jiang Shen's house. 】

[What big man, please popularize science...]

[Please use Baidu Encyclopedia! 】

[Confirmation is correct, Jiang Shen is the rich second generation! 】

……

Curious netizens went to Baidu after seeing Wu Quan, and then... sour!

The CEO of the JP consortium, the wealth accumulated by his ancestors can buy N countries!

SO, what is the relationship between this big man named Wu Quan and Jiang Shen? !

"Let me introduce to you, this is my uncle who takes care of me, Wu Quan, who can be regarded as...is our housekeeper? He used to be my father's assistant!"

Jiang Che coughed in embarrassment, and quickly opened his mouth to explain.

[emmmmm, butler?I'm sour...]

[The executive president of the JP consortium is just the butler of Jiang Shen's family?Oh my god... what is Jiang Shen's identity! 】

[Now I know why Jiang Shen is always closed when he is not doing his job properly. It turns out that there are hundreds of millions of parents who want to inherit! 】

[So... the JP consortium belongs to Jiang Shen's family?No wonder this house is so luxurious...]

【Ah, ah, Emperor Pei must seize the opportunity, you are the next daughter-in-law of a wealthy family! 】

……

Just when the barrage fell into madness, Jiang Che sniffed, "Do you smell anything?"

Pei Yan quickly jumped up from the sofa: "It's broken, there are still scrambled eggs in my pot!"

After the words fell, Jiang Che and Wu Quan rushed to the kitchen immediately.

Pei Yan didn't care about the baby on the sofa and rushed in.

"what?"

Leaving Xiaobai with a confused face behind, he let out a groan, and began to turn around trying to join in the fun.

'Paji—'

Captured by the drone, the one-year-old milk baby just fell to the ground.

[Hiss... Nothing will happen to the baby, right? 】

[I feel that the program team is really irresponsible, can they take responsibility for the doll's fall? 】

[It's really too dangerous for two inexperienced people to bring up a baby. 】

……

When the barrage was still swiping the screen frantically, I saw the milk doll on the ground with vigorous skills and quickly crawled to the kitchen.

That posture is very ecstasy...

It is not the combination of limbs used by normal milk dolls when they learn to crawl.

Instead, his hands were slumped on the ground, and his buttocks were pouted, arching over like a caterpillar.

When arching over, I subconsciously imitated the twisting and twisting of the body, as if twisting around the horoscope.

【...This is a robot doll, it won't hurt or cry! 】

[Although it's a bit weird, I still can't help but want to say, so cute! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

[Add chicken legs to the plan, and the 'virtual lover' becomes a dad's daily life. This setting is really great! 】

……

While the barrage was swiping, the kitchen was in chaos.

Huge smoke filled the kitchen, and a large smell made people cough.

Unlike Pei Yan, a kitchen idiot, Jiang Che is a man who has been a chef.

He quickly turned off the gas valve first, then soaked the veil with water, and threw the burning red pot into the sink.

Then turn on the tap.

'squeak--'

There was another burst of huge smoke, and he frowned slightly and looked around the messy kitchen.

The cooking table was full of ingredients, and the egg liquid dripped from the cooking table to the ground, gathering a puddle of liquid.

"Sir, in the future, you'd better not let him into the kitchen...if you don't want the kitchen to be blown up!"

Wu Quan gave conscience advice.

Pei Yan looked at Jiang Che pitifully like a child who did something wrong.

"I'm sorry, Che'er... I got into trouble again!"

"It's okay, Master is not sad, I will cook something delicious for you again. Be good, go wait for me outside, it will be fine soon."

Jiang Che raised his hand to stroke his hair with a doting expression on his face, then turned around to deal with the messy kitchen.

And the barrage has turned into a screaming chicken at this moment.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is the love variety show I want to watch! 】

【Shashasha... Can you hear me drooling, the old man has already drowned in the syrup! 】

【Che'er, Master... Ah Wei died again today!It's too sweet! ! 】

[I just came back from the live broadcast room of the movie queen next door. Compared with the other three pairs of new CPs who are still in the running-in period, Jiangshen’s group is really the most natural. It feels like the two have lived together for a long time. That kind of tacit understanding is definitely not something that can be cultivated in ordinary relationships! 】

[Magma CP is indeed YYDS! 】

[The favorite nickname of master appeared again, SO, I have wine, do you have a story, Jiang Shen? 】

……

Pei Yan was very discouraged at the moment, he screwed up again.

Fortunately, the porridge was not messed up.

"Well, I also made porridge, it should be edible!"

His eyes were bright, and he spoke with anticipation.

When Jiang Che turned his head, what he saw was his cute and cute appearance. He looked like a baby who is very powerful, so please praise him for his cuteness.

"Master is awesome!"

Showing a shimmering and doting smile, he complimented others.

A large number of water friends were drowned in the live broadcast room.

Wu Quan showed the comforting smile of his old father.

He suddenly thought of Xiaobai who had transformed himself.

'Boom--'

With a soft sound, several people subconsciously turned around.

I saw Xiaobai sitting on the ground, his small body was directly covered by the entire trash can.

"Dad, it's getting dark..."

The little guy was spinning like a top, and the egg shells in the trash can fell down.

"noob!"

The exclamation resounded throughout the world.

[Hahahaha... This group is really too funny, are you sure this is a love variety show or not a funny variety show? 】

[Damn it, from today onwards, I'm going to die in the live broadcast room and not go out! 】

[Sooner or later, I will die laughing in Jiang Shen and Pei Di's live broadcast room. 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

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