Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

"Don't be hypocritical, a boa constrictor can swallow even a human, just digest it slowly."

Jiang Che pursed his lips, unmoved.

He wanted Xiaobai to stabilize his mana as soon as possible, at least to be able to maintain its transformation form, if it changes its human form or its body, it will scare people to pee.

Moreover, it is inconvenient to take care of the baby.

He doesn't want to be a daddy.

Thinking of this, he suddenly looked at Wei Huai: "Have you ever had experience as a baby daddy?"

Confused Wei Huai: "?!"

"fine……"

Jiang Che looked away mysteriously, and began to explain that Wu Quan and the others would go shopping for some baby products.

Strollers, straps, doll clothes, diapers, feeding bottles...

"Who... gave birth?"

Huo Xingyuan opened his mouth curiously.

Then look around, there seems to be no one among them who can give birth to a baby.

When his eyes glanced over Wei Huai inadvertently, Wei Huai instantly frowned: "What do you think I am doing, I seem to be able to give birth? Look at my height of 193, look at my eight-pack abs!"

While talking, he quickly lifted up his shirt, just to prove that he couldn't give birth!

"Well, if you're nursing a baby, you should be able to, your chest muscles are pretty big!"

Pei Yan's words were astonishing.

"roll!"

Wei Huai exploded immediately.

I don't want to stay in this extremely wonderful family for a minute!

"What are you buying these things for?"

Pei Yan ignored the furious Wei Huai and asked Jiang Che.

"Well...in case of a rainy day?"

Jiang Che pointedly looked at Xiaobai.

Xiao Bai, who had no idea that he had transformed last night, tilted his head and continued to fight with the food on the plate.

Hey, Xiaobai doesn't want to eat vegetables.

While everyone wasn't paying attention, it quietly pushed the dinner plate in front of Wei Huai with its head, and then gently brushed Wei Huai's waist with its small tail.

Wei Huai, who was still in the state of fried fur, shuddered deeply, stared at its messy little tail, and silently put the vegetables on its plate into his own plate, and added a pile of meat to him by the way.

Satisfied, Xiaobai began to feast on it.

When the meal was over, a cart full of baby supplies was delivered to the door.

The few people who had never had experience with babysitters said they didn't care, but when the item arrived, they all rushed to it out of curiosity, and began to unpack and study the item.

"what is this?"

Pei Yan took out a box from the package, shook it, made a soft noise, and then took a closer look.

breast pump.

What the hell!

"Why is there such a thing!"

Pei Yan was dumbfounded, and looked at Wu Quan in a daze.

"Well, I just asked the seller to send all the mother and baby products over..."

Wu Quan said, very innocent.

Out of curiosity, Pei Yan opened it, took it out and studied it in his hand.

"How does this thing work?"

Modern science, looks awesome.

"If Master wants to know, we can try it tonight..."

Jiang Che smiled deeply, pointing out something.

What the hell!

Everyone coughed.

We didn't hear anything.

Pei Yan: "..."

Is it too late for me to throw this thing away?

"This drool bag is so cute, Bai Bai, come here!"

Feeling guilty, he put the thing up and kicked it aside, Pei Yan picked up a spit pocket and looked at Xiaobai.

At this time, Xiaobai was being grabbed by Wei Huai with a curious face...diapers!

Even Huo Xingyuan was looking at the little hat the baby was wearing with a look of excitement.

It's just... blind!

"Tsk, you like children so much, you can give birth to one yourself!"

Huo Zhen kicked Huo Xingyuan, secretly urging the marriage.

The boss is not young anymore, and it's time to put the marriage on the agenda.

"If you want a third child, I don't mind if you develop a second child."

Huo Xingyuan smirked and bounced back the damage.

"You child, what nonsense are you talking about..."

The father and son had a rare temper tantrum.

"Can we really use these things?"

Pei Yan sent out a soul inquiry.

"Will do……"

Jiang Che glanced at Xiaobai again, and said calmly.

A flash of light flashed in Wei Huai's mind: "Xiaobai has transformed?!"

Isn't it...too fast!

He even made preparations for Xiaobai to take form for at least 300 years!

"what?"

Xiaobai was also dumbfounded.

"Well, it melted last night. It's so big...it's about the size of a human milk doll. Well, it looks about three or four months old."

Jiang Che didn't hide it, and drew and pulled his hands in the air, making an approximate length comparison.

What the hell!

Xiaobai has transformed!

Several people were excited.

Including Huo Zhen and Wu Quan.

This is the first time they see the snake spirit adult, can't they be excited!

"Mister has a queen..."

Wu Quan burst into tears with excitement, and took out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears.

"I have grandchildren?"

Huo Zhen also looked excited.

Huo Xingyuan: "..."

Itchy hands, like RUA's nephew.

Everyone looked at Xiaobai with wolf-like eyes.

hum.

The pressure is a bit high, be afraid!

Xiaobai flinched and hid in the diaper.

"Hurry up, show me the shape change!"

Pei Yan was shaking Xiaobai all the time, as if he could shake Xiaobai into a human.

Oh, my bones are about to break...

Xiaobai stared at the sky speechlessly, holding back his breath and shouting like pulling a papa.

"The moon sees the power, transform..."

Everyone stared intently.

1 minute has passed...

2 minute has passed...

3 minute has passed...

Eyes are a little sour.

"Xiaobai, are you alright?"

Pei Yan blinked his pantothenic acid eyes and urged.

"Dad, I can't change..."

Xiaobai cried Qingqing.

"Forget it, let it take its course..."

Sighing, Pei Yan put Xiao Bai into his arms, rubbed his head with a loving face.

"What does Xiaobai look like?"

Wei Huai asked curiously.

He really wanted to know what Xiao Bai looked like after the transformation, after all, it was his love robbery.

"Master and I's child, what do you think it should be like?"

Jiang Che lazily asked back.

Wei Huai: "..."

Suddenly, I didn't really look forward to Xiaobai's transformation. What's the matter?

The sense of disobedience was too strong, and he really couldn't combine the appearances of the two.

"Hahaha, so this is the so-called dog like its owner?"

Pei Yan laughed so heartlessly, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

I don't even want Xiaobai to turn into a form, what should I do if I have no brains like his father...

Wei Huai was even more worried.

After sorting out the piles of mother and baby supplies, everyone began to think about what to do in the afternoon.

"Let's play mahjong. I watch TV, and other people will play mahjong during Chinese New Year."

Jiang Che reminded, and secretly hid a certain object that Pei Yan secretly hid.

The proposal is passed, and the four-player mahjong game will start.

Mahjong players: Huo Xingyuan, Jiang Che, Pei Yan, Wei Huai.

Wu Quan and Huo Zhen were not interested in this and went to play chess.

Xiao Bai obediently nestled in Wei Huai's arms and watched them play mahjong.

"Eight barrels!"

Jiang Che played his cards.

Huo Xingyuan's eyes lit up as he sat next to him: "Eat..."

Before he finished speaking, he was cut off by Pei Yan: "Touch!"

Soon, after one round was over, it was Jiang Che's turn to call again: "Three!"

Wei Huai's eyes lit up: "Bump..."

"Hey, nonsense! Give money, give money..."

Pei Yan smiled and pushed down the cards.

"Master is awesome!"

"Dad is so tired!"

Xiao Bai and Jiang Che started farting rainbow farts.

Huo Xingyuan: "..."

Wei Huai: "..."

Ha ha.