Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

In the midst of the mist, Jiang Che pushed the door and entered. Seeing Pei Yan who woke up, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Master, good morning."

Pei Yan stared wide-eyed, looking at the white robe on his body, which was exactly the same shape as 3000 years ago.

The only change, presumably, is the hair?

A black hair turned into handsome short hair.

"Damn it, what do you do with all these things, I thought I had a dream."

The white eyes almost turned to Tianling Gai, Pei Yan collapsed on the bed and complained.

'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

The little white snake climbed onto the bed, and kissed his neck with its little head.

"Good morning, Xiaobai, it's strange, Jiang Che is starving you? Why doesn't his body grow any longer, but is still so short!"

Pointing Xiaobai's head with his index finger, Pei Yan muttered.

The corners of Jiang Che's mouth turned up slightly, he went to sit in front of the bed, leaned over and pressed the tip of his nose against his, "Master, it wasn't a dream...everything last night...was not a dream!"

last night?

what last night !

Pei Yan was stunned.

Fragments of memories began to surface.

First, the ladies and sisters regarded him as a sister, and then the macho man started to striptease.

And then...Jiang Che came in!

And he confessed to Jiang Che? !

Thunder struck in his head, Pei Yan stared straight.

Omg.

I can no longer look directly at Jiang Che, okay?

Pei Yan wailed and covered his face.

"Master, you have to admit it..."

With a seductive chuckle, Jiang Che kissed him on the lips.

"You play triumphantly, have you brushed your teeth yet?"

Pei Yan pushed his face away with a look of disgust.

"Master, do you dislike me?"

Frowning slightly, Jiang Che's voice was a little dangerous.

"Cough...Jiang Che...do you still remember what I said?"

Pei Yan was so guilty that he flicked his eyes left and right, but he didn't dare to look directly at him.

Jiang Che laughed out of anger.

Very good, Master has started playing rascal again.

"What do you want to say?"

"Just... good brother, good brother, you understand, gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine..."

Pei Yan beat himself to the beat and sang awkwardly.

Jiang Che stared at him coldly with a half-smile.

Depend on.

How embarrassing.

Well, as long as he is not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

"Wind and rain, don't be afraid, la la la~"

Jiang Che: "..."

Taking a deep breath, he suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked in a deep voice: "So, Master, you mean that we are just good brothers?"

"Yes, yes, that's what I mean!"

Pei Yan smiled awkwardly and patted the other party's shoulder.

"Success, Master wants to be brothers with me, so I will be brothers with Master. But I hope Master will remember that I will only be a good brother of Calabash Baby with you.

If you dare to be such a brother with others..."

Feeling annoyed, Jiang Che suddenly raised his legs, and lifted them above his head with all his might.

Pei Yan's current actions are very embarrassing.

The feet are next to the head, and the whole person is bent into a U shape.

"Worried about your place!"

Jiang Che sneered, finished what he hadn't finished speaking, and raised his hand to pat his ass like a threat.

What the hell, it's not a good thing if the body is too soft.

Pei Yan left two broad sides in his heart.

It's okay, gourd baby is better than chrysanthemums.

Outlaws are terrible.

A diamond-like existence is too fatal.

Very dissuading people!

It's not that he deliberately cheated.

It was because he was afraid that his small body would not be able to bear it.

"Then what... let me ask... can I do that?"

Swallowing his saliva, Pei Yan asked desperately.

If possible, he will rise in minutes!

Jiang Che: "...3 minutes?"

Damn, who does this brat look down on!

Pei Yan's face was stained with an angry halo.

"If there is one, let's try it!"

"Just try it."

Jiang Che smiled brightly.

3 minute later.

"Master...you can't do it."

Jiang Che smiled wickedly.

Go away!

The autistic Pei Yan covered his face with the quilt.

"People, you still have to do what you can... Get up, Master Lazy."

Jiang Che patted his ass with a smile, his tone full of ridicule.

"You wait, villain, sooner or later I will clean you up as a master!"

Pei Yan, who couldn't help laughing, lifted the quilt angrily and yelled.

"I'm waiting for that day."

Jiang Che slightly hooked his lips, and left proudly.

Rely on!

Pei Yan was left alone on the bed, beating the couch violently.

After wiping his face, he picked up his phone and sent a message to Zhan Shi.

Damn, it's not that he's not in good health.

It's Jiang Che who is too perverted!

Pei Yan wanted to cry but had no tears.

——Zhan Shi: Brother, find some tonic for you?

Ha ha.

Pei Yan smiled but didn't smile, and directly blocked the person.

Zhan Shi crackled and sent a lot of folk remedies over here.

What you get is a system message that you are not his friend yet.

I rub it.

Brother Pei got angry and deleted him? !

Zhan Shi scratched his head, fortunately he added Jiang Shen's WeChat last night.

——Zhan Shi: Jiang Shen, my brother is a little weak. I found some remedies online. You can supplement him. In addition, you still have to pay attention. Men’s kidney deficiency is difficult to cure. After all, it is for personal use, so you still need to maintain it Good my brother!

Afraid of being disgusted by Pei Yan, Jiang Che, who was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, raised his eyebrows, and the corner of his mouth curled into a bright smile.

Indeed... I have to make up for Master.

——Che: Got it.

After replying to Zhan Shi's message, Jiang Che closed WeChat, and directly clicked on a certain treasure to start shopping for toys.

Anyway, I will use it sooner or later, so I bought it together.

Pei Yan will never know how badly Zhan Shi made him suffer.

He smeared on the bed for a long time, until his stomach growled with hunger, and he reluctantly got up from the bed.

'Fizz...'

Xiaobai posted it again.

"Fuck, why are you here!"

Pei Yan's eyes widened with horror.

Ma Dan, he actually became an actor once, and let Xiaobai watch the whole process.

'Fizz...'

Xiao Bai tilted his head slightly, looking at him with clear eyes, as if to say, I'm always here.

Pei Yan: "..."

He has defiled the heart of a pure little white snake!

"Xiaobai, Dad is still very powerful. It was an accident just now. If you know it was an accident, don't take it to heart!"

Righteous words grabbed Xiaobai, Pei Yan clarified for himself.

It's not that he didn't last long, it's just that Jiang Che's technique is too good.

Ma Dan, why is that little kid Jiang Che so powerful? !