Rebirth of Ten Thousand Years

What should come, no matter how you escape, you can't escape!There was a boring Li Jian by my side, surrounded by Martians in strange costumes. After I tore apart several costume props very friendly, Alice discovered the essence of my destruction, and called the martial arts instructor early to start performing exercises for me. training.

Luo Bosi spoke Martian language excitedly, and Li Jian translated with twitching corners of his mouth: "He is asking, do we Chinese know kung fu?" Following Li Jian's translation, Luo Bosi posed exaggeratedly. A once-in-a-lifetime pose.

"Is the thinking of Martians so strange?" I drew a straight line towards Li Jian, then blinked innocently, and said with a smile, "You tell Luo Bosi, of course Chinese people know kung fu, this is a discipline Extensive and profound knowledge. We have been learning Tai Chi in physical education class since elementary school!" However, the Tai Chi set taught by the physical education teacher is simplified and simplified, and it is for children to move their muscles and bones—the damage value Can be completely ignored.

After Li Jian heard what I said, his expression was very distorted, but he still talked to Radish in a serious manner.Although I don't know if Li Jian modified my words a little bit, but seeing the funny expression of Radish Shredded gasping for air, I rubbed my arms and kicked my legs cooperatively, and started the warm-up exercise.

According to the martial arts instructor, the first thing to do when practicing hanging wire is to stretch the body to prevent sprains.The feeling of sharpening my knife frightened Luo Bosi back a few steps, and looked at me with a smirk, imagining some magical scene.After finishing the stretching exercise, I was ashamed to put on the legendary steel wire square shorts under the instructions of the martial arts instructor and with the help of Li Jian... In fact, it is a special steel wire and a belt that bind the thigh and the waist respectively. The terminal, where the other extremely thin wires are wound, and then attached to the boom and slide rails.

I finally put on the steel wire 'overcoat'. In order to let me learn to master the balance of my body so that I can make various movements in the future, the martial arts instructor and Li Jian supported me, while the staff on the side manipulated the steel wire to lift me up. It was slowly lifted up, suspended in the air, and then transferred to the wooden board beside it.I was a little curious just now, such a large piece of wood, so thin, is nailed to two wooden stakes, and it will break if you step on it, let alone sit down... It turns out that it is for people to practice how to find balance emotional.

Maybe it's because I have a good sense of balance, and walking while hanging up is similar to normal, except that the movement is slower and consumes a lot of energy, and the part where the steel wire is wrapped will hurt, and sometimes my head accidentally hits the steel wire.The radish on the opposite side stared straight at the eyes, probably lamenting the magic of Chinese Kung Fu at this moment.I showed a smug smile towards shredded radish, then continued to walk in the air with a straight face, and then with the help of the martial arts instructor, I mastered some basic movement essentials.

It took me a whole morning to hang this wire, and when I got off the wire, I collapsed on the ground, not to mention my waist and back pain, and my legs were so weak that I couldn't stand up even if I wanted to.No, in order not to embarrass the people of the country, I have never worked so hard; if I knew it, I would let them find a substitute!Anyway, I'm not short of this salary, am I?By the way, let's benefit the extras who want to appear on the screen...

The food was delivered by the old housekeeper Li himself. Due to the huge amount of exercise in the morning, I still stared at the insulated box with unsatisfied interest in this big bowl of rice. Li Jian’s box was already empty—as a housekeeper, he was used to it. Get rid of every meal quickly.Old housekeeper Li did not disappoint me, and brought out a stack of snacks specially prepared for me.I quickly picked it up, praised it again and again, and kept stuffing snacks into my mouth.

People on Mars eat with knives and forks, and they don't know if they are tired?You see, how embarrassing it is if the food is too slippery or too hard for the fork to go in?It’s better to use chopsticks, and it will be solved with one clamp!The martial arts instructor and the technicians from Diao Weiya were squatting beside me eating boxed lunches. I had been mentally prepared to be tied into a steel ball all afternoon, but as soon as I finished eating, the shredded radish looked excited with a smile on my face. A passionate red-haired aunt came over.

According to Li Jian’s translation, this aunt who weighs more than two hundred catties is a very famous stylist in country M. The leading actors I saw today were all dressed up by her hands—and I, this afternoon The only task is to let this aunt come up with a look that everyone is satisfied with.In short, I'm a make-up guinea pig right now, just sit here obediently. Country M's appearance is so embarrassing and energetic, and it's such a waste of time, I suddenly feel that hanging on to Wia is not so painful.

The red-haired aunt touched my face from time to time, and even put lip gloss directly on my mouth with her fingers-I closed my eyes in mourning, and tears ran in my heart, and my face was pinched and pinched Forget it, why should I gnaw Martian trotters!Could this be considered harassment?I just got tender tofu eaten by a giant aunt?This is still pressed from the shoulders? !

I couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up from the chair, escaping the pair of fat trotters. Could this posture be the legendary breast attack? !I'm not a woman, and I don't have pectoral muscles. What does this aunt like about me?Facing the wretched smile of the old lady, I trembled with anger, but Li Jian at the side kept silent, and Xu Yi told him to pay attention to me-because it was probably my misunderstanding, I really don't want to get angry!Facing the suspicious gazes of the Martians around me, I gritted my teeth, sat back down again, and sighed in displeasure: "My legs are numb from sitting!"

I don’t know if my sudden movement just now had an effect, or my glaring eyes had a deterrent effect. In short, the red-haired aunt’s movements were much more honest, and she began to use various brightly colored fabrics and colored papers on my body. Wrapped and attached... The freckled blonde female assistant next to me is extremely thin and freckled. When the red-haired aunt stops by, she will take several photos of my styling.

The red-haired aunt seemed to be very dissatisfied with my previous looks, frowning all the time, and even used a bright red attire.What kind of vision do these Martians have? !Uh, well, if it wasn't for Li Jian's explanation, I would have thrown my chair and left.The dragons imagined by the Martians are gem lovers, especially those who like shining gems of various colors-so, as a half-dragon person, I must pay great attention to the gorgeous appearance!Well, so, a few peacock feathers on the head are also called fashion...

When I watched movies with Junhao before, especially fantasy costume movies, I often complained about all kinds of outrageous looks in the movie. Now if I appear in front of the Martians with such a weird image , It's just asking for humiliation!I couldn't bear it any longer, I pushed my aunt away with an even more unimaginable color matching, and tore off the paper and cloth attached to my body. I was in a good mood and picked a silver-gray color that was both shining and not vulgar, and then slapped my body, loudly Declare: "Just use this!"

The red-haired aunt walked around me for a long time, communicated with the little assistant on the side for a long time, then nodded affirmatively, and quickly took out silver-gray colored paper and pasted it on my body.In short, the effect should be pretty good, at least Xu Yi was stunned when he saw my current appearance.I leaned over to look at the little assistant's camera, except that the face was painted a bit more feminine, everything else was pretty good, ah, of course I have to ignore the existence of the T-shirt in the colored paper.

"Brother, how is it, my little dragon figure?" I waved my hand and happily asked Xu Yi who was stunned.Although it was a day of tossing, it was still good to see such a rare expression of Xu Yi.

"Very cute..." Xu Yi hesitated for a moment, as if he was very troubled by my question and didn't know how to answer it.

"Brother, only children can be called cute." I pretended to be a little disappointed and lowered my head, but I was laughing in my heart. Anyway, I could hear that Xu Yi was struggling with how to praise me better.

"Then, it looks good?" Xu Yi immediately humbly asked for advice.

"Women only care about whether they look good or not!" I tried my best to hold back my laughter, and pinched my thigh hard to make my voice sound even more aggrieved.

"Then?" Xu Yi was silent for a long time, and he gave Li Jian a look for help, but after Li Jian didn't find out because he was talking with the red-haired aunt, Xu Yi could only straighten his throat, and asked in a soft voice, "What should I say?"

"It's very handsome!" I held Xu Yi's arm and looked at him with very firm eyes. The corners of my mouth twitched uncontrollably, probably from the inertial movement of holding back a smile just now.After I finished speaking, I couldn't help laughing out loud, because Xu Yi's expression is so funny now, this expression of sudden realization is like being struck by a lightning bolt!

"Very handsome." Although I had already laughed, Xu Yi still nodded very cooperatively, and then praised very seriously.

"Brother, you are so cute!" I laughed and hugged Xu Yi tightly, and sighed sincerely, but obviously Xu Yi was not so satisfied with my praise.Xu Yi frowned, and patted my back stiffly. He always cared about the friendship between brothers.

The shape is finally confirmed. The black robe is wrapped in silver-gray tulle. It looks like an ethereal fairy. Originally, the red-haired aunt wanted to change the color slowly, but the color matched me surprisingly well, so she didn't struggled.It is said that the heroine has a look that is very similar to mine, but it hasn't been finalized yet, so it doesn't conflict.It takes about five days for the costumes to be made. During this period, my task is to hang Wia and memorize the lines—the lines are of course translated into Chinese, and they are not long, just a few sentences, because I'm a mysterious half-dragon!

However, in the following days, every day is hard work, and I suddenly want to crawl back to my grave...

The author has something to say: It suddenly occurred to me that I actually played Diaoweiya when I was in college. Of course it is not the very thin steel wire used in filming, but the principle is exactly the same.At that time, it seemed that they were going to hang, and the two started at the same time from a pillar that was about the width of one foot. When they got to the middle, they had to avoid each other and step over. After walking, they jumped off by themselves.However, the height is not very high, less than ten meters, uh—I don’t know too well, it’s still quite exciting to play for a while... But it seems that many people were scared to cry...