Rebirth of Ten Thousand Years

On the first day when I came to country M, because of the time difference, I fell asleep for a whole day; on the second day, I managed to wake up a little bit, and was taken by Xu Yi to visit the seniors of the family.Xu Yi probably did a good job of communication before, these old seniors did not create any embarrassment for me except that their faces were a little ugly; I just followed behind Xu Yi stupidly, nodded from time to time and said hello, and I managed it smoothly past.

However, I was a little surprised. Although these old guys had no idea of ​​returning home and lived comfortably in country M, none of the things passed down by their ancestors was left behind—for example, this antique ancestral hall, And a family tree that was so old it would crumble if touched.On the genealogy, I can be regarded as Xu's family. On it, I finally know the name of the old man: Xu Wenzhong; and my surname Mu is registered as Xu Zhong because of the need of the genealogy...Although I feel a little uncomfortable, but thinking about it It doesn't have any effect on myself, just treat it as a face to Xu Yi and ignore it.

After having a Western-style lunch with the seniors who only used knives and forks, Xu Yi immediately took me to the set of what he called a sci-fi drama.I was a little dizzy watching it all the way, and I was boredly pressing the mobile phone that Li Jian had prepared for me, only to find that it was already midnight in China—thinking of Junhao’s daily intensive training courses, I still couldn’t help myself. to harass him.On the first day in country M, I sent a text message to Jun Hao while I was half asleep and half awake, but he replied at that time. I checked the time - 21:[-] in the morning in China...

"Brother, what kind of sci-fi film is your friend shooting? This has entered the original park!" As soon as the car drove into the forest, I immediately recalled Ivan's wonderful residence, and then I felt a chill.Ivan's sister, Yimo, actually called me, but luckily that phone is at Junhao's place!

"I don't know either. In short, there are some messy settings, which are usually the case in commercial films." Xu Yi frowned, and thought for a while before answering.

Shooting a sci-fi movie in the forest? !I leaned against Xu Yi, and continued to stare dizzily at the various instructions and billboards outside the window.When it comes to the forest, the first thing that comes to mind is dinosaurs, a scientific expedition or something; giant machines suppressing monsters is also good; or aliens invade and humans explore alien planets?

After a three-hour drive, we arrived right below the shooting site. Led by a young Martian man with blond hair and blue eyes, we took a cable car to the middle of the mountain, and finally saw colorful figures.right!That's right!It is colorful!And it's mainly pink and mint green!How do those weird clothes and hats look like elves in children's books? !

Aren't elves supposed to be short?Pretty?Elegant?Who can tell me what's wrong with seeing a tall Martian man wearing a shrunken green suit and constantly showing his abnormally plump chest muscles after getting off the cable car? !This is too ruined a childhood ah! ! !The aesthetics of Martians is indeed very strange. Look at that fat grandma Martian, with wrinkles and freckles on her face, wearing a pink suit and super exaggerated red lipstick—it’s a big mouth!

"What's the matter?" Seeing me shivering, Xu Yi asked with concern, "The temperature on the mountain is relatively low, do you want to add another dress?"

"It's okay, I just saw that old lady was stimulated." I waved my hand, detoured from Xu Yi's left side to the right side, and comfortably admired the relatively normal Martians on the side.White shirt and bloomers, holding a sword in his hand, not far away there is a so-called knight in armor and holding a spear and riding on a horse; after a while, he saw a Martian in a black cloak, and thought of everything he saw just now ... I figured it out, what kind of sci-fi drama is this? It's obviously a fantasy drama!It's still a costume fantasy drama!Xu Yi turned a blind eye to me and took my hand and followed the greeters straight forward. He didn't find anything wrong with what he said to me just now, and he didn't think there was any humor in these miraculous looks.

Only at this time, I miss Ivan very much. When I go to the crew to join the show, I really have to find a like-minded friend to accompany me to have fun.I have been dumbfounded all the way, and laughed out loud several times. People on Mars are used to it and naturally ignore it... But Xu Yi next to me has the same expression from the beginning to the end, and Li Jian is also well-known. There was no strange look.As for me, I could only slowly change from hilarious laughter to dull laughter in depression, and finally I couldn't even laugh anymore.

"Huh? Where's my brother?" I looked around and couldn't find Xu Yi, so I couldn't help asking Li Jian curiously.

"I saw an acquaintance just now, because that person has special hobbies, so Xu Yi asked me to take you to Alice's place first. I heard that we are filming a scene of a battle against Wia, which should be very interesting." Li Jian explained in detail. explained.

"Oh." I just said, why did the person disappear as soon as I looked up!It turned out that I met an acquaintance when I was walking hard, but... "Special hobbies? What hobbies?"

Li Jian gave me an embarrassed look, and said unnaturally: "He prefers black-haired Asians, especially twelfth-year-old boys with a feminine appearance."

"I get it!" Just pedophilia, what does that have to do with me going to the shoot first...er, effeminate-asian-black-haired-little boy? !I have obviously been over several months!After all, he should be a young man in society!

After walking along the gravel road for a long time, I finally saw a towering elevator, and the woods not far away were separated by red ribbons; when I walked in, I could see a group of dwarfs jumping up and down on the trees and shooting bows and arrows ——Yes, yes, no matter how you look at it, it should be a dwarf, not a smurf, because a smurf should not have a beard!

"The filming of this scene was even more chaotic than my fight scene." I was speechless.As far as Li Jian led me from the red ribbon to the location of the photographer, I saw several dwarfs jumping down from the trees, and bows and arrows were flying all over the sky in an instant—please note, it was bows and arrows!The dwarf on the tree closest to me seemed to be hit by a companion's bow unfortunately, his foot slipped, and he fell from the tree...

"Hey..." A female Martian holding a script and wearing a very hot giant mattress, speaking fluent Martian language, warmly hugged Li Jian beside me.From the beginning to the end, I just understood a hey... It is enough to prove that I am a normal earthling!

Just when I was silently sighing in my heart that Li Jian would have such a good fortune, the giant mattress female Martian suddenly let go of Li Jian and looked at me in surprise.Before Li Jian had time to introduce her to me, the female Martian exclaimed, very boldly pressed my head into her giant mattress, shook proudly, and hugged me tightly with both hands. off my head.

This is too unrestrained!The feeling of being tightly clamped by two lumps of flesh on my forehead, my nose is full of super strong perfume smell, the air was not enough, now the nausea keeps rising, I almost fainted.Leave such a warm welcome to the Martians themselves!I cried silently in my heart, and struggled several times with my hands, but I still couldn't break free from the hands of this strange Martian.Call for help or something, absolutely not!If I accidentally touch it, I will jump into the Yellow River and I won’t be able to wash it off!

At the moment when I was about to suffocate, I felt drowsily as if my head was being held in both hands, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a rapidly enlarged female Martian face——I used all my strength to move Turning my head, the female Martian ended up leaving only a bright lipstick mark on my face.Li Jian, this guy, didn't make a move to save me!Ah, from the corner of my eye, I seem to see my brother Xu Yi with a paralyzed face?

Can't compare to hand strength, and the trick taught by sister Zhao!I squatted down hard, my knees were only bent a little, and I immediately changed to raising my feet. Taking advantage of the female Martian's hands being unstable due to the influence of gravity, I quickly broke free, spread my feet and started running all the way.That's right, the person I saw just now was Xu Yi. Standing beside him was a goatee uncle with curly brown hair. Seeing me running towards him, Uncle Yang opened his hands with a wretched smile.

When I ran up to Xu Yi, I kicked Uncle Yang away—being indifferent to women doesn't mean being soft on men!I glanced disdainfully at Uncle Yang who fell on the ground and couldn't react for a while, then jumped on Xu Yi and hugged him tightly. "Brother! A scary woman teased me just now! Look!" As I said that, I turned my face to the side, showing the side that was kissed to Xu Yi, and then rubbed against his chest with a sad face. .It's still such a solid and powerful chest muscle that feels comfortable when rubbed together!

"Alice, she prefers to play pranks." Xu Yi patted my back slowly, comforting me who was rubbing against his chest at a loss, and at the same time wiped the pimples on my face with the wet tissue Li Jian handed over. lip prints.

This giant female Martian is the sci-fi film director Alice that Xu Yi and the others refer to.According to Li Jian’s translation of Xu Yi’s answer when Xu Yi questioned Alice, Alice’s favorite thing is to collect the first experience of beautiful men, and the purpose of burying her breasts is to let me experience the beauty of the female body more directly.However, obviously, the result was far from what she expected!

Alice and Li Jian are childhood sweethearts, and Xu Yi met Alice through Li Jian. Because the old man in the family has always been very interested in film and television, they kept in touch with each other frequently, and gradually became familiar business partners.And the Uncle Yang who was kicked on the ground by me just now is Alice’s brother, Luo Luo Si. Although Li Jian told me several times that it was Robert, I think Luo Luo Si is easier to remember, and the name is easy to pronounce!

The author has something to say: Heck, did you see the abrupt mattress characters on it, and some didn't react

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