Bard of Time

"Bang bang bang!"

The irritable knock on the door was like a natural alarm clock. Mu Xiaobai, who had a sore back and aching back after a sleep, had a bad complexion. He opened the door with a dark face, and saw the well-dressed neighbor Ai Mo.

"Ah—" Ai Mo covered her eyes and almost slapped Mu Xiaobai, "You rascal!"

Mu Xiaobai: "..."

In his previous life, Mu Xiaobai was very happy to see beautiful women after waking up, but now, he probably doesn't think so.

Not to mention, Ai Mo covered his eyes and called hooligan, but peeked at him through his fingers.

Now Mu Xiaobai's hair is disheveled, beautiful and pale, if the Duke was not in his room last night, no one would suspect that Mu Xiaobai is overindulgent.

After Mu Xiaobai got dressed and came out, Aimo had returned to normal. He was looking at Mu Xiaobai with a haughty face, sarcastically: "Why, I was sad and lost all night? It's almost noon. You are so lazy!"

Mu Xiaobai: "...What do you want from me?"

Ai Mo narrowed his eyes, flashed a few sharp rays of light, put away the fan in his hand, and said in a cold tone, "Hey, I don't know if I will be favored in the future, but I am so defiant to this level!"

Mu Xiaobai: "...Dear first lady, Aimo, what can I order?"

Aimo nodded: "It still looks like it."

Mu Xiaobai: "..." So talking is an art.

"Charlie Lan is looking for you." Aimo said succinctly, "Aren't you proud of being No.1 in his sphere of influence?"

Mu Xiaobai: "...that boy with red eyes?" Paused, "When did I become his sphere of influence?"

"When he was helping you talk, otherwise you thought the Duke would think of you?" Airmo glanced at his mouth, "Although I don't know how you hooked up with such a weird person, but I won't wish you good luck. "

Mu Xiaobai: "..." Seriously, this cliff is not the flower of Gaoling, its appearance is too deceiving!

After scolding Mu Xiaobai a few words, Aimo went back to the room, and Mu Xiaobai found Charlie Lan's room based on his memory. To be honest, he was a little timid.

This time, Charlie Lan's room was still unlocked. Mu Xiaobai still remembered the red pupils he saw through the crack of the door yesterday, felt a burst of indescribable fear, and then carefully pushed the door open.

Charlie Lan's room was bright and clean, mixed with the fragrance of lilies, and there was no gloomy feeling at all. Mu Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief and asked, "Excuse me, is Charlie Lan here?"

"Szel is here?" Charlie Lan's voice came from the second floor. Mu Xiaobai looked up and saw the slender boy jumping down from the second floor and standing in front of him.

Mu Xiaobai: (°Д°)

Young hero is very skillful!Is the chrysanthemum really okay after last night, can it be so tossing!

I really shouldn't forget that this is a world where children can be better than adults...

This time Mu Xiaobai knew what to say: "Dear first lady Charlie Lan, what are your orders?"

Charlie Lan: "...I'm not that woman Aimo."

Mu Xiaobai automatically translated this sentence into "speak well", so he said, "What can you do with me?"

Charlie Lan stared at Mu Xiaobai without blinking: "I just want to see your eyes."

The so-called nerves in the world belong to one family, and Mu Xiaobai's voice trembled: "You...you don't mean to gouge my eyes out!"

Charlene tilted her head: "How do you know?"

Mu Xiaobai: "...What the hell! No, I mean, someone tried to skin me before."

"Then?"

"And then he failed."

Charlene nodded thoughtfully, and muttered, "I don't know if I asked Nantemon if he would give it to me."

Mu Xiaobai's knees softened and he almost fell to his knees: "Dear first-class wife Charlie Lan, may I ask if I have offended you in any way?"

Charlie Lan bent the corner of his mouth: "Finally, I can say something."

Mu Xiaobai: "..."

On the second day in the harem, he quickly summed up two principles.

First, speak "well".

Second, don't believe anything anyone says, not even a child.

So, after getting out of Charlieland safely at noon today, Mu Xiaobai knew exactly what to say.

When he went to the high-class cafeteria, which was the second floor of the castle, to eat, he met the foursome of Gaoling Flower last night.

"Szel, I see you again." Ai Mo glanced at Mu Xiaobai.

Mu Xiaobai: "Respected first-class lady Aimo, it is my honor to meet you."

Ai Mo covered half of his face with a fan, and smiled: "You don't have to be so pessimistic."

Mu Xiaobai said seriously: "No, respected first-class madam Aimo, this is what I really mean."

Aimo turned his head and said to the other three people: "It seems that he can talk, Charlie Lan has trained him well."

Mu Xiaobai's face was covered with blood.

He could imagine how weird and contrived life in this castle would be.

But even if Mu Xiaobai has learned the first skill in the harem, it doesn't mean he can go smoothly. The ladies in the harem pay attention to solemnity, and tactful expressions of jealousy.

Mu Xiaobai barely managed to deal with the indicator of solemnity, but Mu Xiaobai had no experience in how to deal with the subtle jealousy of the wives.

A little loli with an oval face said: "Charlie Lan is really amazing, just one word will make your treatment completely different from ours."

"Isn't that right, but it's really hard to cater to Charlie's eccentric personality." A young lady curled her lips, she was also a lady, why is that Charlielan so lucky!

Ai Mo frowned: "Let's say a few words, Charlie Lan is not simple!"

Aimo is an elf with a natural intuition, Mu Xiaobai thinks that Aimo, like him, doesn't like Charlie Lan's eyes.

But after listening for a long time, Mu Xiaobai finally realized that they were mocking him, "It's really shameless to cater to that lonely boy who they disdain just to win favor", and to be honest, he was a little angry.

Enough!

But Mu Xiaobai, who was used to forbearance, still didn't break out, just went back to the room silently, getting angry with the pillow and the bed.

The unhappiness at noon caused Mu Xiaobai to be bored in the room all afternoon, and at night, he heard the knock on the door again.

With drooping face, Mu Xiaobai went to open the door with a face of resignation, and then put his expression together at the door. To be honest, the first woman he wanted to hit in his life was that Gaoling flower, Aimo!

After opening the door, Mu Xiaobai looked at the person in front of him in surprise, and then his heart skipped a beat.By the way, it's night now, Kaolin Flower won't come to harass him again, the one who came to harass him is naturally Nante Meng who promised to come tonight!

However, Mu Xiaobai was even more uncertain when facing Shang Nanteng's unkind expression.

Nantemon's tone was bad: "who made you wear red clothes."

"You." Mu Xiaobai replied subconsciously, and then secretly thought that something was wrong, and then hurriedly changed his mouth, "Well, the respected Duke kindly ordered the tailor to do it, and I am flattered."

Nan Temeng raised his eyebrows: "Oh? You are not allowed to wear red in the future."

Mu Xiaobai: "But I only have red...cough, I mean..."

Nante Meng was a little annoyed: "you talk to me well."

Mu Xiaobai said seriously again: "Respect..."

Nantermont: "You want me to cut your tongue?"

Mu Xiaobai: QAQ

The third principle, don't disobey the Duke, because the Duke doesn't bother to tell lies.

After Nantemeng entered the room, he and Mu Xiaobai looked at each other. Mu Xiaobai really didn't know what to do, so he could only bring Nantemeng a glass of water.

Nantemon holding water: "..."

"You're so boring." Nante Meng was a little dissatisfied, and his tone was mixed with the tone of an order from a superior, "Aren't you a bard, sing a few lines for me."

Mu Xiaobai bit the bullet: "What do you want to hear?"

Nan Temeng rubbed the center of his eyebrows: "I haven't had a good rest recently, so sing a piece to soothe the nerves."

Mu Xiaobai opened his mouth, but didn't make a sound for a long time.

Nantermont got a little angry: "Why, don't you even bother to deal with me?"

Mu Xiaobai wanted to cry but had no tears, he was afraid.

"Forget it!" Nanteng said irritably, "I'm holding my breath just looking at you."

Mu Xiaobai was also suffocating, but he didn't dare to show it at all, so he was dragged away by Nante Meng and got down to business.

Fortunately, Mu Xiaobai performed well in the intercourse, he was no longer cowardly, and he was more open-minded. Nante Meng, who enjoyed it, said: "At least you still have some advantages. Tell me, if you are not used to it, I will ask someone to give it to you." You change."

Because Mu Xiaobai had just realized the principle that the Duke disdains to lie, and just finished the work, his brain was not clear, and he didn't understand that Nantemeng was just being polite, so he started talking one by one: "First of all, my clothes They are all red. If you want to make it for me again, I hope to make some khaki or black and white gray. The bright color is not necessary. It’s a bit girly; secondly, can I install a small kitchen in my room, I like to make it myself Meals, I’m a bit uncomfortable coming here; and can I cast a sound-shielding magic in my room... No, no, no, it’s not that the outside can’t hear the sound inside, it’s that I can’t hear the sound when I’m sleeping. There was a knock on the door outside; finally, this bed is too soft, can you change me to a harder bed? I slept all night last night and I feel more tired than tonight, well, that’s about it, when will you Let someone come?"

Nante Meng: "..." There are so many of them, let's forget about them, there are so many of them!Also, what does the phrase "more tired than tonight" mean!What's the meaning!

Mu Xiaobai seemed to have heard the sound of gnashing of teeth, looked up suspiciously, saw Nanteng's uncertain expression, and trembled in his heart: "You...you want me to say it, if it's inconvenient...then Don't bother."

Nantermont took a deep breath, and then showed a forced smile: "No, your clothes, bed and kitchenette can be done tomorrow, as for the magic that blocks the sound from outside..." He raised his hand, " it's all good now."

Mu Xiaobai was puzzled for a long time, and said happily: "Thank you so much!"

Nantermont bent his lips: "It's the first time I've heard someone ask for a small kitchen."

Mu Xiaobai paused, and suddenly realized: "The food here is very delicious. I don't mean to dislike it. It's just that I'm not used to the environment. I'm only used to the food from my hometown."

Nantemon nodded thoughtfully, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "You are very powerful." If you cook by yourself, you can't tamper with his food, not only can't poison him to death, but even some control people There is no way to use all the medicines. It's really powerful. Although it doesn't look like it has no strength, the means are not bad at all.

How did Mu Xiaobai know what Nanteng was thinking? After solving the current troubles, Mu Xiaobai felt much better, but Nanteng felt bad: "Aren't you tired now?"

"It's okay." It's okay tonight, Nantemon still knows how to control himself.

Nante Meng's face became even darker: "Then let's do it again!"

"Ah... what?!" Fuck!In the end, there was a problem in that link, so shouldn't there be so many demands!

The author has something to say:

It seems that everyone hates Gong... But ME will not change (>^ω^<) In fact, the scum is just an appearance~~