Those who asked me to compete looked at me and then fled without armor and armor. This is how my name was spread. It is really a tragic experience of vomiting blood.

—Actually, let me tell you a secret. "

Momo cast a mysterious glance at Zhou Xu who didn't listen to his gossip very seriously: "Hey, I don't really know martial arts." The tree hole was so refreshing.It's been a long time since I talked about the mountains so much, I really miss the Internet irrigation.

Dang, Zhou Xu's eye knife flew over.

The young master of the Demon Sect who doesn't know martial arts, it is really unscientific how the Demon Sect still exists under the leadership of a bastard like you who has no martial arts deterrent power.Taking a long breath, Zhou Xu felt that forging iron (?) (forging swords!) in this distracted state could easily lead to accidents.

Zhou Xu picked up his things and went to the gazebo to rest for a while.Behind is Pidianpidian, the young master of the Mozong who made the children stop crying, can the flattering expression on his face be so blatant.

78. Rivers and lakes are for disillusionment

Momo, who has lived for a few days and hasn't shown signs of leaving, still calmly said: Continue to live!

——Perhaps, Mozong is really not busy.

Momo continued to live and expressed his important opinion: in front of Zhou Xu, he sincerely expressed the dishonesty of Mozong's food, and the sincerity of his denunciation was much more powerful than the Chinese Foreign Ministry's condemnation of Japan not to self-destruct.

Zhou Xu went to the vegetable garden surrounded by fences on the side facing the sun, and what he heard was Momo's continuous praise, which made Zhou Xu wonder: [He Luo, am I the God of Cookery? 】

[Cooking in this world is relatively monotonous, and there are fewer types of vegetables. ] He Luo replied calmly.

Dishes can only be boiled...

[I think I know a truth. 】

[Yes, you were accepted as a disciple by Master Ziyu because you have superb cooking skills. 】

[This is really a sad story, thank you for telling me now! ! 】Zhou Xu shrugged, his sword casting skills are really scum.

Momo continued to give a good meal of praise. Since he came to this strange world, he has used great energy to enrich the diversity of vegetable cultivation and materials, and of course there are many ways of cooking, such as steaming, frying, and roasting. , fried, stewed, roasted, not just boiled.

However, God does not love you, and you have tried hundreds and thousands of times, but you have never succeeded.

All of them are black dishes, which are regarded as treasures by the Mozong's medical department, (there is another way to kill people.)

"Axu, you are not only my confidant, but also my idol."

"There are only three of my idols, Zhou Enlai, Chen Daoming and you."

Zhou Xu's hands trembled, "Cool your face, this is it."

Momo is still on the "talk show", and he is happy to see a person's main battlefield.

"Wandering in the rivers and lakes, you must know these characters, otherwise you will be despised and uneducated and have no common sense when walking in the rivers and lakes." Scholars die for those who know their confidants. Momo feels that he has not yet reached this level, but he will share his knowledge with his friends. It is still possible to click on news from Jianghu.

Momo didn't care about Zhou Xu's reaction, and started his solo show.As for the source of the news, he got it from the "information collection station" that Zhong Quan grasped as the honorary president, how could he say that.

Of course, he would not say such things as selling these gossip to "Jianghu Daily".

"The most mysterious person in the Jianghu people is the prodigal swordsman. No one has ever seen his sword drawn out of its scabbard. Well, I guess he has no sword inside. But according to official sources, everyone who has seen him draw his sword is dead. Already." Momo was a little proud of his unique insights.It's just that he used to be aloof and could never find a chance to show his high-end!

"As for his age, appearance, and name, no one knows."

So he is very mysterious, so mysterious that Shenlong sees the tail but does not see the head, and he cannot even see the tail.

[The proverb is wrong, dear! ! 】Zhou Xu, who is dual-purpose, continues to pick vegetables.

"This person is a figure that only exists in the imagination, but these days he has really become popular again. Because he was involved in the gossip about Luoying Villa, the most popular incident in the Jianghu a few days ago. I still remember the Luoying Villa incident. Huh? I feel pretty good about punching those famous people in the face."

Zhou Xu took a second to recall the past of Luoying Villa: The owner of Luoying Villa was originally a martial idiot, but when he saw the daughter (baby) born to his concubine (suspected), he suddenly became a baby control.Because the door master's daughter is a very magical species, she can laugh when she is born, and she can always emit a fragrance that makes all males obsessed.With indiscriminate charm, the head of the sect regards his daughter as a treasure, from practicing martial arts to killing the males who covet his daughter every day.

This is how peerless martial arts are made.Voiceover from Momo.

Momo: As an interlude, during the long growth of his daughter, the sect master never found a woman again, including the concubine who gave birth to his son and daughter.

The door owner's daughter has grown up, the door owner reluctantly let her marry, and then used tricks to kill his son-in-law and snatch his daughter back.To be precise, he imprisoned his daughter in the end, and the daughter who had seen such a male for a long time in her life was with her father, finally.

Then her brother returned home from studying art, smashed through the adultery, and fell in love with her while scolding her sister.Then the head of the sect broke the brother-sister incest and wanted to kill the brother, but the sister stopped him.The elder brother became disabled and expelled from the villa.Then, a few days ago, my brother was so powerful that he returned to the villa and wiped out Luoying Villa.As for the younger sister, she was originally the princess waiting to be rescued.It is said that in the chaos, the younger sister was killed by her own mother.Then the brother went crazy.

"I have found out that the suddenly powerful brother is the prodigal swordsman's apprentice."

[So, it's even more enjoyable to have a decent face being slapped by you. 】Zhou Xu picked up the picked vegetables and got up to leave.

"Hey, as a quack senior (old fritter), let me tell you something inside." Momo was about to continue breaking the news.

"As the representative of both good and evil, there is a godly thief named Miao Kong. Originally, as a godly thief, he couldn't have such a sense of presence, but this godly thief is too powerful. He actually defeated countless decent people and stole countless evil ones. People's things, the title of 'the best thief in the world' is no exaggeration."

The envy in Momo's tone couldn't be more.

Zhou Xu turned his head silently, the name Miaokong sounded familiar.

"Hey, doesn't it sound very powerful, in fact, the reason why he can defeat those decent people is quite cheating. It's a little bit higher than my cheating index."

"On the eve of the competition, he first found out the opponent's weakness and dug out the black history of that person. The black history dug up by the first enemy he met violated the rules of the world. He didn't get permission from his original master. Others are teachers. Both the good and the evil schools stipulate that even if the master’s ability is ten times higher than the teacher’s, you can’t change your mind and fly to Gaozhi at will. Otherwise, you will be a major rebellion. , that person was directly spit to death by the spittle of Jianghu Zhengdao."

The world is unreliable, and if you are reliable, you cannot become a hero. ——One of the general rules of the world summed up by Momo.

"The second enemy is also decent. Before the competition, he secretly murdered (stolen) and then went to the door in person and gave the antidote, so that the enemy had to accept it. The other side is decent, so naturally we have to accept his favor according to the rules of the world. , so he won without a fight."

Since then, no one in the decent world dared to challenge him, fearing that his dark history would be exposed.As for the evil faction like us, it would be great to have an extra helper who smacks a decent face, so there is no evil faction looking for him.

It takes courage and even more strategy to venture into the rivers and lakes, and there must be no black history. ——The second general rule of the rivers and lakes summarized by Momo.

Therefore, there is no reliable person in the world.Zhou Xu quickly cut up the vegetables, along with various homemade ingredients.

Seeing Zhou Xu's nose twitch, Momo immediately understood the meaning. "Actually, there are still heroes in the Jianghu. The owner of the Junzi Sword is a gentleman, a gentleman, and a gentleman."

"Because the gentleman's sword with bad conduct will devour him, continue to choose the master." Momo added before Zhou Xu expressed doubts.

"The most famous local tyrant in Jianghu is not me, but the second generation of the founder of Jianghu Daily. It's called Ji Erdai."

Zhou Xu's dishes were already out of the pan, and they were still steaming white on the plate. Momo's eyes lit up, and his obsequious expression was like a pug with its tongue sticking out.

Momo stared at Zhou Xu as he put down his chopsticks, and continued to praise him inappropriately: A Xu, your concentration is so good that you can resist such an aggressive look from me.

Zhou Xu is silent, it's because yours is unreliable that I put the dishes on two plates.It's just Zhu Bajie, even if he has a good appearance, I can't see the essence.

The slow-moving Zhou Xu finished his meal, got up, and washed his hands.Momo retracted the halazi in an instant, obediently picked up the dishes on the table, put them next to the bucket to wash them, and muttered to Zhou Xu, but Zhou Xu ignored them.

Satisfied, Momo squatted on the ground and carved wood carvings with his knife. This was inspired by Zhou Xu's stump stool.A little far away, Zhou Xu spread out a yellowed ancient book in his hand, which was left to him by his master swordsmith.

The sun shines on them through the willow leaves.It was originally quiet, but it was completely destroyed by Momo's voice.

"Hey, decency is mostly sanctimonious. In fact, they have a lot of petty hobbies? Their history of fame can write a book "One Hundred Thousand Ways to Become a Hero."

Zhou Xu didn't raise his eyebrows, and let Momo talk about the mountains.

"One of the four famous heroes, because he has no money and loves to drink, is rewarding everywhere and arresting robbers; the second one likes to listen to the wall.

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