Three thousand occupations can be introduced

On the stage is my friend, in a drunken posture, I hope everyone will forgive me. "He gave a student salute, and the rest of the young masters stood up solemnly and hurriedly returned the salute.

"Young Master Yan, it's okay."

"Young Master Yan, I invite you first."

"Mr. Yan, long time no see."

Someone who didn't know Yan Shu saw this man and asked the people around him in a low voice: "Who is this man, why are you saving face like this?"

Someone who was busy next to him answered, "Your Excellency is ignorant and ignorant, this is the prodigy of the capital—Master Yan Shu, he is from the direct line of the Yan family in the south of the Yangtze River, it's amazing." The gossip here is really hearty!

Situ Xiaobai neither knew this person nor wanted to lose this opportunity to be famous.

She stood up, bowed her hands and asked, "I don't know if brother knows the principle of first come first served?" As for the portrait of Mr. Yan Shu, sometimes when you admire it, you forget to practice martial arts. How could you get angry with Mr. Yan Shu?

The servant girl stomped her feet anxiously, Situ Xiaobai felt that she had this person in her hands.

Yan Shu just chuckled, "What this young master said is true, it would be better if we went on stage together, you go and win your prize, and I'll get my friend down."

Only then did Situ Xiaobai nod his head in praise, and pretended to say, "Otherwise, we will compete together and we will be the winner. If I win, wouldn't it be invincible to win?" Situ Xiaobai had a good idea, and this guy seems to have quite a reputation Big, and don't know the previous content, you have a greater chance of winning.If I beat him, wouldn't it mean that I am more talented.Sitting up like this is very handy for her to step on someone else's position.

Yan Shu didn't care, the crowd who challenged him had gone, he had never seen any kind of formation, it was just that he didn't have the same knowledge as them.

The four princes of Kyoto were all sitting in private rooms upstairs, and they disdain to be with ordinary literati. At this time, when they saw Yan Shu, most of them were slightly taken aback.This person usually has a glass of wine and a beautiful woman in his arms.I haven't seen you today, when did you go down there.It's so strange, everyone is puzzled!

In fact, Yan Shu really didn't want to come to Pingkangli today. If someone hadn't sent a letter saying that Kou Que was here, he thought about having a drink and singing with Kou Que, and he would have come here in a hurry.

The two went up to the stage, Yan Shu raised his hand to let Situ Xiaobai choose first, Situ Xiaobai was not polite, he went straight to the side of the chess game, and put on a posture in a serious manner.

The timer starts, the time for a stick of incense.

Yan Shu squatted beside Kou Que in a calm manner, holding his own ice hand and putting it directly on Kou Que's face. "Old Kou, wake up. Come, smell the vinegar." He poured out a little vinegar from the wine bottle he carried with him, and put it next to Kou Que's nose.

This trick really works.

Kou Que woke up immediately, the smell of vinegar only penetrated his nose, even if he was drunk, he could wake up.

He got up in a daze, and Secretary Si laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten up.

Yan Shu narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Wake up, come over and fix this painting."

Kou Que hasn't woken up from the wine yet, only woke up from a dream.He smiled naively: "Brother Zizhong, I paid you back the money. Hehe..."

Yan Shu handed him the pen and ignored him. He sat by the piano, paused slightly, and continued where he left off.

Suddenly everyone heard the sound of the Yellow River rushing and turbulent, and saw the spectacle of the waterfall hanging in front of them.All of a sudden, they all disappeared, and there were no broken walls and ruins in front of them, and where did the fairy wonders come from.It's all nothingness.

At this time, a stick of incense just burned out.

The sound of the piano suddenly fell, and at this time, silence is better than sound.Si Qin was convinced.

When the paintbrush falls, it is the scenery of the Yellow River Waterfall.The director smiled.

Over there, Situ Xiaobai only took a step, scratching his head and scratching his head, puzzled.

Yan Shu walked up to her, looked at the Linglong chess game, and had his own idea in his mind, but said: "This chess really deserves to be a Linglong chess game. It is hard for ordinary people. This game does not count as our victory. Please add another one to the four girls." The game is sure to win."

Seeing her eagerness to win, Yan Shu thought that it would be better to give her a chance.

Kou Que was in a state of drunkenness, and he couldn't stand upright.

When Situ Xiaobai heard this, he thought to himself: "This man is quite self-aware." Then he said: "I would like to ask some girls to ask another question."

Secretary Secretary gave her a cold look, this person really has "backbone".She said tenderly: "Since the young masters have already made up their minds, let me say something here. Let's use a thimble to describe this poem."

She whispered softly: "Spring is not prosperous, autumn is not withered, clouds come and go, it's just like nothing." Situ Xiaobai didn't know what the thimble meant, and he didn't think about copying the poet, so he gave it to Yan Shu.

Yan Shu didn't refuse, just opened his mouth and said, "There is no wind swaying the shadow of a mother-in-law, and there are guests who appreciate the picture of blessing and longevity." Situ Xiaobai heard it once, and instantly understood the meaning of the thimble.Her mind was blank just now, and she couldn't think of anything. Those ancient poems have long been returned to the high school teacher, except for looking up at the bright moon and looking down at home.I had no choice but to insist on it, and made a nonsense sentence, regardless of whether it rhymed or not. "The picture looks like the strong and old man in Xishan, but it's as clear as the heartless husband in the southern country."

When it comes to poetry, Kou Que is very sensitive.Immediately came out a sentence: "The husband is called the pillar because of the side leaves, and the Taiwan is the Xianwu of Hengke."

Yan Shu laughed and scolded: "This person really wants to be an official."

There was still no winner, and the Secretary came up with an even better one.

She smiled and said in unison: "The Qingxuan seems to be green, and the dark wall is usually green and fragrant. The frosty leaves do not change their color, so how can the smoke tip hide from this color?"

Situ Xiaobai couldn't figure out this kind of continuation of ancient poems with word games.

After watching it, Yan Shu said, "Jin Zhi Lan Xiang is on the top of the poetry circle, and the precious tree has a thousand flowers and lotus stamens. Xie is angry with Qian Kun, and he is happy to be stored because of wind and rain."

After listening to Kou Que, he came immediately.

Situ Xiaobai couldn't make it up no matter how he made it up this time.I had to go down with a bad face.The outcome has been decided, but it's a pity that the beauty is also uncomfortable.

The drunk and aggressive Kou Que was pulled down by Yan Shuti's collar.

At this point, it counts as half an article.

The Four Beauties of Kyoto—Qinqi, Calligraphy and Painting bid farewell one by one, and went down slowly.

At this time, the bustard changed into an apricot-yellow shirt and went on stage, and said a few words in a provocative tone. How is it interpreted.

It was already late at night, but the place was getting hot.

Before seeing anyone, smell the fragrance first.

A beautiful woman wearing a veil and white clothes is holding a pipa in her arms, her eyes are full of resentment, and her whole body seems to be covered with melancholy.

She didn't say hello, just sat on the stool and started.

"I'm already passionate, but I bump into you more passionately."

"Devote all my heart to you. Do everything they can, but you are the one with the worst heart."

"Together with you, it's just for you."

"Enemies from previous lives, I only found out about you after busy schedule."

"I don't have a talent and a name, who is like you, but a bad person but a name, until now, it's all because of you."

"It's you, and I don't have the heart to be cruel to you."

After the woman sang, it was like a puff of light smoke, wafting away with fragrance.

Situ Xiaobai murmured silently in his heart: "This is really sour, even more sour than those modern Internet hits that are explicit, and not inferior to "That Night"."

That's all for this song, everyone heard a crisp bell ringing, it turned out that Orchid came.

Orchid has ribbons wrapped around her wrists, bright oil paint on her face, layers of tulle gauze on her body, and melodious bells on her feet.

Still holding the plucked drum in her hand, she spun round and round, and the movements of her hands accelerated bit by bit. The sound of the drum was like the sound of rain, knocking on the windows, lotus leaves, and plantains. .

Stopping suddenly, she threw the drum aside.Dance ribbons.

The ribbon was three feet long, soft and hard to move, and it seemed to have spirituality in her hands.She danced the most popular ribbon neon dress dance among the nobles nowadays, waving, spinning, and standing on tiptoe, like a flying fairy.

Then she stopped slowly and she threw the ribbon away.

At this time, no one can guess what she will do.

Unexpectedly, she started spinning again, which was different this time.With one spin, her face changed and a piece of clothing was torn off.

The bloody young masters on the stage are full of energy and blood, which is a great enjoyment.

One by one, the thin shirts were torn off from the ankles and slowly fell to the legs.It went up to her waist, and there was only a tangled gauze around her waist. When she tore it off, she could almost hear the sound of breathing from the audience.

Face change, spin, jump, tear off.The clothes peeled off one by one, as if the girl hidden in a flower finally appeared in front of people.

For a moment, everyone seemed to hear the sound of flowers blooming.

Orchid has bare feet, legs, and waist, and the clothes on her body only cover the most important parts of the woman.

At this time, she burst into a bewitching smile, and then left, leaving behind everyone with red faces.

Yan Shu only cared about Kou Que.I didn't have time to watch the performance on the stage, only to hear bursts of sighs.

This time, the wait was a little longer.

Finally, everyone waited for the last performer.

This one is even hotter and more glamorous.

9. Typical time-traveling woman

It's about half a month away from Chunwei, and the peach blossoms and willows are green.

Zhou Xu stayed in the mansion and didn't go out, which really wasted this great time.

"Heluo, brother, Master Tianshu, tell me what these symbols represent, how happy are you hanging on to me?" Zhou Xu begged with infinite resentment, begging for various gestures.

Tianshu was unmoved.This person's talent is all in the dog's belly, Tianshu thought distressedly, this