[Hokage] Dark Flower

Uzumaki Naruto is not very well.

Looking at the 120-question paper, he was sweating profusely.

Hey, he can't do it! !

At this moment, he missed PaPa who flew to heaven. If he knew that he would have to take a written test to be promoted to Zhongren, he would definitely protect PaPa's soul from the claws of the Nine Lamas, at least it would have to be postponed for half a year , let PaPa go to heaven after he finishes the Zhongnin exam ==

"Idiot!!!" The nine-tailed fish in his stomach couldn't bear to look directly at his host, and finally said, "I will answer the eighth question!! The fish that live the most in the green lake in the mountains is the fire fish. In the past, the eight-tailed fish Said it was the favorite food."

Wandie Mountain is located in the high mountains of the Land of Thunder, and the ninjas who are not cloud ninjas hardly know that this kind of fire fish that lives in the mountain top lake is not only inedible, but also highly poisonous.

But it's a pity that what humans can't eat is delicious in the eyes of tailed beasts.

So the stupid Naruto wrote in the answer to the eighth question according to the suggestion of the non-human Kyuubi...

"Living fire fish lives there, which is delicious, and it will be even more delicious with cumin and chili."

In the end, Sasuke, who was even more stupid, copied it down word for word with Sharingan. After copying, he felt something was wrong. If he remembered correctly, his brother Itachi once said that the fish hot pot in the Land of Thunder is delicious. The soups of several kinds of fish are extremely delicious, but none of those delicious fish is called Liuhuoyu.

Uchiha Sasuke pondered for a moment, judging from his many years of plagiarism experience, Naruto's answer was the opposite of most people's.

So he wisely changed his answer to...

"There is a fire fish living there, which is not delicious, but if you add seasonings other than nature and chili, it will become delicious."

"Hahahaha!!!" In the jounin lounge, Kakashi pointed at Itachi's nose and grinned from ear to ear. The other jounin couldn't help laughing, but Uo Natsukawa laughed the least.

Uchiha Itachi sighed, stared at Kakashi with his dark eyes for a few seconds, then pointed to Inuzuka Ya's paper and said, "Actually, Sasuke's writing is pretty good."

Everyone looked over after hearing the words, and it turned out to be another question.

The problem is, if you receive a very urgent task and ask you to start immediately, but you have not completed the last task, how should you choose between the two tasks?

This question is very open-ended. If Jonin can answer it, it must be distinguished according to the mission level and mission content, and then start the second mission while satisfying the follow-up end of the previous mission.

But only a few of the ninjas in the classroom answered similar answers, and most of them...

What Sasuke wrote is: Do the task according to the requirements of the guide Jonin.

This answer is quite satisfactory, but not lost.

Naruto wrote: I will do my best to complete all.

This answer is a bit naive, but courage and conviction are commendable.

What caught everyone's attention was Inuzuka's answer.

He wrote that he would be whoever the task issuer Akamaru likes.

Sunset Red: ...

What Ning Ci wrote is, which task is the last to do that-his mother is pregnant again, and he wants to go home to take care of his mother ==

Kay: ...

There are even ninjas who write which task pays more.

Xia Chuanyu glanced at that ninja, oh, it's Otonin, well, for Orochimaru, of course, whichever pays more will be paid.

In view of the fact that Konoha’s written test has never had a correct answer, and the surroundings are full of ninja, it is rare for the ninja in this test to not plagiarize. Everyone is very serious about answering the paper. After all, there are many questions, and the estimated time is only 60 minutes. Not enough at all.

Because Naruto didn't know most of the questions, he was picky and picky about half of the questions he wrote, and all of them were written by Kyuubi, and soon he wrote the penultimate question.

The 119th question written by their great Hokage-sama reads.

May I ask what is the name of Konoha's Fifth Hokage-sama? (Those who write wrong will directly fail, and those who write correctly will automatically get a passing grade)

Naruto Uzumaki looked at this question and started to be in a daze.

That's right, everyone has always called Hokage-sama Fifth Generation-sama, what is his name... Uh, he really doesn't know! !

Then he glanced down, just in time to see question 120.

Question 120 is: Are you sure to write your name in the column of the examiner?If it is written, please repeat it, if not, please write which country you are from in the answer to this question.

Naruto looked at the column of the name reflexively after reading it, and he realized that he really forgot to write his name.

So he picked up a pen and wrote the Kingdom of Fire.

——By the way, he still left the name column blank.

Nine Lamas have closed their eyes, the host's stupidity is really appalling! !

He clenched his paws tightly, and finally couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled at Naruto, "Idiot!! Write your own name!!"

Nine Lamas bet with his IQ that he has lived for thousands of years, if the paper is handed in and Naruto sees that the last inscription is the land of fire, this kind of paper will definitely be thrown into the shredder directly - even the name is not written Idiot, what is not a zero egg?

Naruto blinked, changed his answer belatedly, and asked Jiu Lama ignorantly, "But isn't the title about the country?"

Kurama was too lazy to argue with Naruto, he curled up and pretended to be dead.

Naruto yelled for a long time, but found that Jiu Lama ignored him, he hesitated for a while, but still did not change his mind.

——Well, the Nine Lamas will not harm him!

Sensing Naruto's thoughts, Kyuubi sighed, can he say this is Naruto's only advantage?

Naruto looked at another question, and asked Nine-Tails in his mind, "Hey, Nine-Lama, do you know what Hokage-sama's name is?"

Kyuubi blinked, thought carefully for a long time, and then said, "It seems to be called Hatake Chuan."

He used to stay in Uzumaki Kushina's body with his other half. Although he didn't pay much attention to the outside world, he couldn't stand the body and fell in love with the blond guy every day. When the two talked, they unconsciously listened to it, so Some impression.

"Hatake Chuan?" Naruto said in surprise, "Oh, Kakashi-sensei and Godai-sama have the same surname!!"

He bit the tip of his pencil, curious, "Kakashi-sensei's sword skills are amazing, does that mean that Master Five also has sword skills?"

"I don't know." Kyuubi was a little depressed, "I've never seen the fifth generation make a move."

After a pause, he added, "The only time your mother gave birth was when the fifth generation ran faster than a rabbit."

Naruto's expression became embarrassing when he heard the words, he shook his head and focused, "Let's filter it again and think about the answer as much as possible."

An hour later, the junin forcefully took away all the test papers.

They first helped Hokage-sama throw out those stupid papers with the name of the country at the end, and made a big zero.

Next, they began to look at the answer to the penultimate question.

The result made everyone laugh like crazy.

Sixty percent of the ninjas are written on the test paper, the name of Lord Five Hokage is... Shark Knife ==

——Xia Chuan smashed the sandalwood table in front of him again in a fit of anger.

It's a really sad story.

Two hundred to bear, but because of this question, 60.00% was directly cleared, and in addition to the requirements of the three-person team, only 57 people were left in the end.

Inuzuka Ya hugged his Akamaru and cried in the dark, while the other group of Konohashita Ninja Xiaoli squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles with a dark face.

"Sister Xiaohua clearly told me that Hokage-sama is called Shark Knife!!!"

"Didn't Mr. Kai say that the five generations of adults were named Great White Shark? He lied to QAQ"

Ning Ci looked at Xiao Li helplessly, "That's the nickname of Lord Wudai, and the name and nickname are different!"

Younv Zhi Nai also looked at her friend Ya in a speechless manner, "It's really..."

Hinata reassured Hinata, "It's okay, Ya, the name of Lord Wudai is not widely spread, and few people know that his name is Hatake Chuan."

Ning Ci suddenly raised his head, dumbfounded, "Isn't it called pufferfish?"

Tian Tian: "... Ning Ci you!?"

Nara Shikamaru coughed, "It is said that it is the name of Lord Goshidai's Anbu."

Uchiha Sasuke said disdainfully, "A bunch of idiots."

Haruno Sakura looked at Naruto, then at Sasuke, and asked cautiously, "What did you write?"

Naruto said proudly, "Of course it's Hatake River!!"

Haruno Sakura looked at Naruto in surprise, "You know?!"

"What did you write?"

Haruno Sakura struggled and said, "I heard my father call Lord Wudai Master Chuan, so I just wrote it down..."

Yamanaka Ino immediately echoed, "I wrote that too."

Uchiha Sasuke snorted coldly, and said arrogantly, "It's so stupid, I'm only witty, didn't I write anything?"

"You, you didn't write this question in vain?!" Nara Shikamaru raised his eyebrows and murmured, "Yes, I just said that if I wrote it wrong, I failed, but if I wrote it right, I passed..."

Uchiha Sasuke looked at the stupid looks of his friends, his proud nose was about to fly into the sky.

Choji Akimichi poured a bunch of French fries into his mouth, tilted his head, "I didn't write either!"

=mouth=! !The smile on Uchiha Sasuke's face froze.

Choji Akimichi smashed the bag of French fries, and said calmly, "I don't know how to do it anyway. I didn't write anything except repeating my name in the last question!"

Nara Shikamaru looked at Choji in shock, and repeated word by word, "You handed in a blank paper?!"

Ding Ci took it for granted, "You're so smart, you must have a high score, why don't you give me half of it!?"

"..." Nara Shikamaru's face was distorted, he didn't want to admit that he was tricked by his cute little friend, but he was willing to be tricked.

"..." Sasuke turned his face away, he didn't want to admit that his IQ was on the same level as Choji.

Neji's team and Inuzuka's team looked at Ikachote's team with extremely unfriendly expressions, and Shikamaru saw that the situation was not right and quickly said, "Let's hurry up and see the report card! Maybe we are not qualified!?"

He pulled Choji and rushed out, and Ino and Sakura also walked towards the result announcement sheet arm in arm, and finally, as expected, of Konoha's four teams, only Naruto's team and Inokacho's team passed.

Excluding the ninja who failed, there were only 12 groups of 36 people who passed Konoha's first exam.

What makes Sasuke most dissatisfied is that Naruto is still the highest score.

He pointed to the flaming fish on the paper and asked Naruto, "Why do you get full marks if you can eat it, and zero points if you say you can eat it?"

Naruto thought for a while, then smirked and said, "...Because you have a blood-stained boundary?"

Sasuke angrily pressed Naruto's head into the soil, "Nonsense!!"

The author has something to say: Itachi: My poor brother, because you don't have little monsters...

PS: Naruto's high score is because his standards are different from others.

He is Kyuubi, first of all, he possesses superb survival ability and chakra crushing, so his answer is different from most people, so even if Sakura's theory is the best, the answer sheet is corrected according to each person's actual situation , so Naruto is still the highest...