Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

Well, he seems to have just come back from the next county, like a homeless punk, twisting a big bag and standing on the street in a daze. "

Zhou Xiaowu: "Huh? Why don't I know?"

Head Shao: "I didn't remember it at first, but I remembered it later."

Zhou Xiaowu: "Oh!"

7. Captain Gu: "What is your first impression of the other party?"

Head Shao: "As I said, he looks like a homeless punk. If that's not counted, he's a good-looking punk who's a little cowardly and a little brainless."

Captain Gu: "It's the same thing. Comrade Zhou Xiaowu, as a people's policeman, the first impression he gives to others is that he's a gangster. That's a bad thing!"

Zhou Xiaowu: "Fuck off! I'm such a handsome, unrestrained and upright young man! How can I be mature and steady?"

Captain Gu: "Sorry, the volume of the BGM was turned up accidentally just now. Zhou Xiaowu, what do you think of Captain Shao when you first saw him?"

Zhou Xiaowu: "Well...his lips are so meticulously pursed, fried chicken is sexy!"

Captain Gu: "Other than that, what impression does he give you?"

Zhou Xiaowu: "The domineering side leaks! Bastard, no, the domineering air is overflowing! I just want to kneel and lick OTZ"

Head Shao: "I'm sorry to scare you. I just came to Yongle Town at that time, and I was a little annoyed that many things were not handled properly."

Zhou Xiaowu: "It's okay, it's okay, besides, didn't I go back for revenge!"

8. Captain Gu: "Cough! The eighth question, what do you like about the other party?"

Head Shao: "As I said before, I like the way he is alive and kicking, and I feel very happy just looking at him."

Zhou Xiaowu: "Handsome!"

Head Shao: "Oh? Only this?"

Zhou Xiaowu: "Captain Gu! He's threatening me again!"

Captain Gu: "Can't you just say something else?"

Zhou Xiaowu: "Okay! Apart from being handsome, he is also very considerate to me."

Head Shao: "Good boy."

9. Gu: "Let's use the abbreviation in the following. Then the next ninth question, what do you dislike about the other party?"

Shao: "If you have a son, ignore me."

Erha: "Wow!"

Zhou: "Erzhi! Meh!"

Shao: "Look."

Zhou: "Why do you care so much about us? Anyway, there are so many things that I hate! Beasts play hooligans and intemperance, etc. I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights!"

Shao: "Then how about we go home and close the door and talk about it for three days and three nights?"

Zhou: "Get out!"

10. Gu: "Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?"

Shao Zhou: "Must!"

11-12. Gu: "How do you address the other party? How do you want to be called by the other party?"

Shao: "He's always by my side and doesn't seem to have called him a few times. Speaking of which, he calls him Zhou Xiaowu or daughter-in-law most of the time, and occasionally calls me dear. It's good for him to call me Zhou Wen like that. "

Zhou: "Of course I call him Zhou Wenla! If you get me in a hurry, you can just call him Shao Zhouwen. Sometimes when you're a little stupid to please him, you can call him Head Shao or Second Brother. I hope he'll call him what you want, um... Just call me by my name."

13. Gu: "If you use an animal as a metaphor, what kind of animal do you think the other party is?"

Zhou: "This... I really don't know."

Shao: "He's Tuesday Ha's father, so he understands everything."

Cheng: "It's really similar."

Erha: "Wow, woof, woof! (Zhou Xiaowu is my dear father! My dear father! Aww!)"

Zhou: "I... (fuck!)"

14. Gu: "If you were to give someone a gift, what would you give it?"

Shao: "I don't know. He said he wanted whatever he wanted, as long as he could get it, he would give it away."

Zhou: "Well! That's it."

Cheng: "Give yourself to the other party?"

Zhou: "You're not vulgar!"

15. Gu: "Then what gift do you want from the other party?"

Zhou: "As long as it's from him, it's fine."

Shao: "Well, that's it."

Cheng: "Do you want the other party to make yourself a gift for you?"

Zhou: "Which romance drama did Cheng Xiaoyang play so hard, get the hell out of here!"

16. Gu: "What are you dissatisfied with the other party?"

Shao: "I like to think nonsense and talk nonsense, and forget about me when I have a son."

Zhou: "Beasts play hooligans and are intemperate, etc., etc., I can't finish talking for three days and three nights!"

Shao: "Then how about we go home and close the door and talk about it for three days and three nights?"

Zhou: "Get out!"

Cheng: "This conversation is so familiar..."

17. Gu: "What do you think is your problem?"

Shao: "The personality is too tough. But after Zhou Xiaowu has improved in this area, I can't say anything else."

Zhou: "I am a good young man with integrity! There is absolutely nothing wrong with me!"

Cheng: "You have problems all over your body! Snake spirit disease!"

Zhou: "I (fuck!) Captain Gu! Drag your family back! Seriously obstructing official duties!"

Gu: "Yangyang, good boy, we all know it in our hearts so we don't have to say it, okay?"

18. Gu: "Then what is the other party's problem?"

Zhou: "Except for animals playing hooligans and intemperance, etc., there seems to be no others."

Shao: "Snake spirit disease."

Zhou: "Hey! Shao Zhou is a hero, right?"

Shao: "I'm just talking about the facts, be good, don't make trouble."

Zhou: "...(fuck!)"

19. Gu: "What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?"

Shao: "I used to love to hang out with Cheng Yang when I had nothing to do, but later, when I had a son, I forgot about me."

Zhou: "At that time, I told Cheng Yang to take care of me. Did you leave because you were jealous?"

Shao: "Yes."

Zhou: "Uh...that, I'm sorry! I will never do it again in the future!"

Shao: "Good boy! The Erha thing..."

Zhou: "What annoys me the most about him is that he plays hooligans and is intemperate and so on!"

20. Gu: "What did you do that made the other person unhappy?"

Zhou: "When you have a son and forget about him?"

Shao: "Probably not? I think he is very happy every time."

Zhou: "I (fuck!) Shao Zhouwen, do you still have to be ashamed?"

Shao: "Is there something wrong?"

Zhou: "Nowhere is right!"

Erha: "Wow, woof, woof, woof! (Every time the stepmother wants to be alone with my father, she will be very upset when she shuts the nest in a small black house!)"

21. Gu: "To what extent has your relationship reached? Is it open or confidential?"

Zhou: "I did everything that should be done and should not be done. It should be half-public and half-secret, family members and close friends will know."

Shao: "Yes."

22-25. Gu: "Where did the two date for the first time? What was the atmosphere like at that time? How far has it progressed? Where do you often go?"

Zhou: "Speaking of it, it seems that we didn't go on a date on purpose. Does that count as shopping in the city the next day after taking wedding photos? If so, the atmosphere at that time was pretty good, but Aunt Feng's appearance was a bit It's a little awkward, you can ignore it, and do everything you should do and shouldn't do."

Shao: "Yes."

26. Gu: "What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?"

Shao: "Just get him a table of his favorite food."

Zhou: "Hmm! What a da!"

Shao: "What?"

27. Gu: "Then which one of you confessed first?"

Shao: "No confession."

Zhou: "No, it's just that good. If you really want to say it, Zhou Wen first told me I love you."

Shao: "Oh! He didn't hear it at that time, and he said it a second time before he got a response."

Zhou: "It's not my fault!"

28. Gu: "How much do you like each other?"

Shao: "It's love."

Zhou: "Well! It's love!"

Cheng: "Tsk tsk! Xiu Enai dies quickly!"

Gu: "Don't make trouble, San'er will explode."

Cheng: "Okay, no problem!"

29. Gu: "So, do you love each other?"

Shao Zhou: "Love."

Gu: "Unanimous voice! You really love each other (die quickly)"

Shao: "Captain Gu, hehe..."

Gu: "Cough! What advice does Head Shao have?"

Shao: "Practice your hands?"

Gu: "Don't bother."

30. Gu: "What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?"

Zhou: "He doesn't need to say anything, he just looks at me and smiles, and I'm done."

Shao: "When I'm messing around, every word makes me lose my mind."

31-32. Gu: "If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do? Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?"

Shao: "He won't change his mind."

Zhou: "Well! He believes in me, and I believe in him too!"

Gu: "Believe in giving to each other. I really admire you for that."

Cheng: "Yo? Then Captain Gu means that there is suspicion between the two of us?"

Gu: "I didn't mean that, you have to believe me!"

Cheng: "You said that trust is mutual giving. If you believe in me, I will naturally believe in you."

Zhou: "Oh! The atmosphere suddenly became serious, how can it be broken!"

Shao: "Then move on to the next question."

33. Gu: "What will you do if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?"

Zhou: "I've said it all, we haven't dated before."

Shao: "Yes."

34. Gu: "Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?"

Zhou: "Lips! Abs! Fried chicken is sexy!"

Shao: "Wipe the drool."

Zhou: "Oh! Good!"

Shao: "I like everything. If I like it the most, the legs are very long and straight."

35. Gu: "The other party's sexy expression?"

Zhou: "When his lips are drawn into a line, he is meticulous, very abstinent, very sexy!"

Shao: "Squinting eyes and lazily leaning on my lap with sleepy expression."

36. Gu: "When two people are together, what do you do?