Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

Xi was in a daze, although he was a little silly, but to others it looked like he was about to overflow with happiness.

"Brother Cheng, master, why does he keep staring at the ring on his hand recently?" Apprentice Yu Xingtong didn't understand the situation, so he could only ask Cheng Yang who had witnessed the whole process.

Cheng Yang poked his head out of the newspaper, looked at Friday across the table and smiled, and said: "There is a saying that marriage is the cemetery of love, I think it needs to be changed when it applies to Friday, this marriage and love... It's the graveyard of his IQ."

"Oh!" Yu Xingtong nodded understandingly, took out his phone and ordered takeaway, "Brother Cheng, what do you eat? I'll call and deliver it."

"Braised pork rice is enough." Cheng Yang continued to read the newspaper, Yu Xingtong was about to ask what to eat on Friday, but he stopped him, "Don't ask him, look at him like that, just looking at the ring is enough, what else?" What can I eat?"

So, Zhou Xiaowu, who had seen enough rings, came back to his senses, and was also hungry. He smelled the delicious food, and saw his apprentice and Cheng Yang, the two masters and apprentices, were eating well. "Why don't you order rice for me?"

Yu Xingtong raised his head from the lunch box and said seriously: "Master, you are full just by looking at the ring, and you don't need to eat."

"Fuck!" Friday couldn't hold back, "I'm not a god! You heartless bastards!"

And then, I brought my own lunch for work on Friday, lunch for the day shift, and supper for dinner. Of course, these are all from the hands of Head Shao, a bento full of love!

Life is still so sweet, and the people around said that the eyes that are blinded by Head Shao and Zhou Xiaowu every day are in urgent need of reimbursement of ophthalmology medical expenses at public expense.

And after Zhou Xiaowu had a lengthy talk about life with Captain Shao, the two of them had a lot of quarrels in private.

Take laundry for example.

Zhou Xiaowu is a master who can be lazy but not diligent in life. No matter what kind of clothes, except for the color, they are all stuffed in the washing machine to be washed together, even the underwear that fits the body is no exception.

Head Shao, who has lived in the army for more than ten or twenty years, is of course used to washing by hand!Especially the underwear, which must be washed by hand alone to feel clean. I used to quarrel with Friday because I didn't want to fight over such a trivial matter, so I kept turning a blind eye.

Since people have to tell the other party the good and the bad, they can’t hold it back in their hearts, so the leader Shao put all the changed clothes, including underwear and socks, into the washing machine after taking a shower on Zhou Xiaowu again. When he was inside, he took out the half-washed clothes with a dark face, picked out the underwear and socks, threw them to Zhou Xiaowu, and said in an irresistible tone: "I washed it by hand, and socks and socks are not allowed to be mixed with clothes in the future." Wash it in the washing machine!"

Zhou Xiaowu twisted the underwear with one hand and the socks with the other, dripping water, and threw it back into the washing machine again, "It's all going to be washed anyway, so what's the point of washing them together? How troublesome it is to wash by hand!"

"No way!" Shao Zhouwen took out the underwear and socks again, and stood by the pool while pressing Zhou Xiaowu, "Forget about the socks, underwear is a close-fitting thing, so wash it in a washing machine, so it's not clean."

"Oh! I just press the washing machine a few more times, and it won't be clean anywhere." Friday was determined not to do it by myself.

"I said it can't be cleaned if it's not clean! Hurry up! Wash it! Don't even think about throwing it back, I'll watch you wash it." Head Shao stood behind Friday and stopped moving.

It was useless to look at Shao Zhouwen with cute eyes on Friday, and stared at the underwear in the pool, so the two of them stood by the pool and kept wasting like this, neither letting the other.

So the two stood childishly for 10 minutes. Shao Zhouwen looked at the shameless Friday and said, "If you don't wash today, I'll let you wear no underwear in the future! Go to work with an empty crotch every day!"

"How can you do this!" How uncomfortable it would be without underwear!Moreover, even if others don't know, I am embarrassed!Thinking of this, Friday took a step back, "Why don't you wash it for me."

Shao Zhouwen frowned, "I can wash it, you... don't be shy."

"What kind of embarrassment would I be able to do just by washing my underwear?" After saying that, he gave the seat to Captain Shao.

"Okay!" Commander Shao responded immediately, rolled up his sleeves and began to scrub with Friday's Xiaopangci.

On Friday, I watched those hands wash their underwear very carefully, and Captain Shao also had a very serious expression. This kind of appearance... suddenly a strange feeling floated up in my heart.

The panties washed by him, then put on himself, and then wrapped around a certain place, as if... as if his hands were on... ah ah ah ah ah!Don't think about it!What a strange place to think of! "Go away! I'll do it myself!" Snatching back the half-washed underwear from him, pushing people away, Comrade Zhou Xiaowu washed the underwear with a blushing face.

Shao Zhouwen laughed twice, "What did I say? Are you shy?"

"Go! Who's shy?" Zhou Xiaowu's mouth was stiff, "I suddenly think I can't do it myself? Get out!"

"Okay! You wash, I'll cook." Shao Zhouwen left satisfied.

And two hours later, when Head Shao went to dry the clothes, he found the underwear that the two had been arguing for a long time before, took a deep breath, twisted the underwear and rushed into the bedroom, and met Friday who was sitting on the bed and playing with his mobile phone Raising his hand, he threw the underwear over, and it hung on his head with a slap, "Zhou Xiaowu! How dare you throw it in again! Take it to wash again!"

He took something off his head on Friday, saw that it was his unwashed underwear and threw it into the washing machine, and smiled: "Hey! What's so hot, Captain Shao, I'm so spicy that I can't wash it with my hands even if I chew it! Wash the washing machine again, don't you need to wash it again?"

Shao Tuanzi didn't speak, but squinted his eyes and looked at Friday with dangerous eyes.

So... on the second day of Friday, I found that all my underwear was gone!gone! ! !

"Shao Zhouwen!" He rushed into the kitchen with bare buttocks in a rage, "Shao Zhouwen! Where's my underwear!?"

Head Shao made breakfast very calmly, raised his eyelids to look at the naked man, and said calmly, "Throw it away."

"What??? Throwing away????" Friday's voice was raised eight times, "Then what do I wear!"

Head Shao put the breakfast into a bowl, walked out of the kitchen with the bowl in hand, and patted his bare butt, "I said yesterday that if you wash it yourself, you won't have any underwear in the future. I will do it!"

Crazy on Friday, "I washed it with my hands! Didn't you see it all!"

"And then throw it into the washing machine again?" Head Shao ate breakfast leisurely. "That doesn't count, so you should obediently hang up your crotch and reflect on it. Someday you will know that you are wrong, and someday you will be allowed to wear underwear."

"Shao Zhouwen, you bastard!!!"

There was no way, he had no underwear on Friday, so he could only go to work with an empty crotch, and felt uncomfortable all day long, so Cheng Yang looked at him and asked him if he was coming to his aunt, and he walked like a little girl.

After work, I rushed to the supermarket to buy a pair and put it on immediately, feeling instantly satisfied.

But the next day, the underwear I just bought was gone again!On Friday, I swallowed my anger and bought another one, but of course it would disappear the next day. The two of them, buying one and throwing one away, and buying another and throwing another away, continued for a full week!

Zhou Xiaowu couldn't stand Shao Zhouwen's particularly serious crime of throwing away his underwear over and over again, leaving him without underwear for a week!

The result is... Head Shao took a shower and came out to get his underwear. The drawer was empty. Ruya turned his head to look at Friday, the kid snorted and turned his head away to ignore him.

Feel the taste of Lao Tzu hanging an empty crotch, let's feel it together!

Head Shao suddenly smiled cheerfully with a cold expression, closed the door, walked to the bed and pulled off the quilt, pressed on Zhou Xiaowu's body, and said, "Throw away my underwear? Huh?"

"You threw mine away first! I call it tit for tat!" Friday didn't feel that danger was coming.

Captain Shao narrowed his eyes slightly, and touched into Friday's pajamas, and he was really naked, "I take it as you are inviting me, then I will not be polite."

"Hey! Shao Zhouwen! You, don't touch me!" On Friday, he was terrified and wanted to escape.

Head Shao would not give him a chance to run, grabbed his hands, spread his legs and squeezed in, pushed his pajamas to his chest, buried his head in lighting fires everywhere.

After an hour...

"Ah!... Zhou, Zhou Wen... Slow down... Take it easy... Don't... Me..." Friday Xiaoshou was gasping for breath.

"Uh..." Commander Shao said sharply, "Do you still dare to throw my underwear? Do you dare to throw the underwear into the washing machine?"

"I...uh!...I...dare!" Friday Xiaoshou refused to admit his mistake. "No, I can't...it's so deep..."

After two hours...

It was the first time that Xiaoshou was treated so roughly on Friday. Although it was really exciting, it was too exciting, so exciting that he couldn't bear it at all, "Zhou Wen...let me go...ah!...I...uh... ..."

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"I... no... ah...!"

Commander Shao slammed hard, in exchange for Friday's exclamation, "Do you know what's wrong?"

"Woo... no..."

After three hours...

"I, I know I was wrong... I dare not... Zhou Wen, give me..." Friday Xiaoshou pestered Shao Zhouwen deliriously, and his voice was a little crying, "I, I was wrong……"

"Do you really know what's wrong?"

On Friday, holding Captain Shao's head, he leaned up and kissed him on the face indiscriminately, "Hmm! I really know, I know I'm wrong... Ah!"

Captain Shao's principle is to beat him until he is satisfied if he is not satisfied.

And Shao Zhouwen's principles, opinions