Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

Memory loss, unresponsiveness to the outside world, occasional emotional disorders, etc., etc., in simple and crude words, it is a decline in IQ.

He didn't have much IQ in the first place, and if he dropped here, he would be only a line away from a fool.

The most troublesome thing about this is of course Head Shao, and the most obvious change is in his personality.

To give a typical example, although I was a little bit cowardly at times when I was out of temper on Friday, it was still a firm Chinese paper. After I was discharged from the hospital, I became soft and prone to arrogance. Nowhere.

After Head Shao came back from the base that day, the heating in the room was almost up to summer, and then he saw Friday standing shirtless in front of the mirror, still muttering something.

Head Shao was afraid that he would catch a cold if he suddenly turned off the heater, so he took off his clothes and only put on a shirt, walked to Zhou Xiaowu, looked him up and down, and said, "You are so good at narcissism!"

"Zhou Wen..." With a bitter face on Friday, he squeezed his stomach and said, "I lost both my abdominal muscles, look!"

"Come on, let me take a look." Head Shao said, wrapping his arms around his waist, squeezed a couple of fists, and said to the mirror, "It's been a good year. Look at it, it's white and tender now, it's pretty good."

Friday took a deep breath and puffed his face in his mouth, staring at the person in the mirror, very unhappy. "What's so good! I'm almost catching up with the white chicken! You still have my abs!"

"Bai Zhanji is also a chicken!" Shao Zhouwen kissed him on the cheek, turned to face him, and said with a smile: "Abs or something, I have it for your husband, just look at it and touch it!"

"Don't think I'm afraid!" Wu Wu retorted, reaching out and tearing off his shirt, the robust body was exposed in front of his eyes, and the saliva overflowed from his throat, he continued to yell unwillingly, "The figure That's great! It's not all mine!" His hands were fumbling around restlessly.

Shao Zhouwen couldn't laugh or cry, his abdomen tightened, he grabbed Friday's hand, and said in a hoarse voice: "Yes, it's all yours, do you want to feel it for yourself?"

Seeing the place five centimeters below his fingers swell up slowly on Friday, his face flushed, he shook off Shao Zhouwen's hand, covered his ears, turned around and ran, "I didn't hear, I didn't hear! It's so cold, I'm going to get dressed! "

Shao Zhouwen smiled, turned off the heater and was about to follow into the bedroom, when his feet suddenly became heavy, and when he looked down, he saw Erha, who was paralyzed by heat, lying on the ground and biting his trouser leg.

When he was hospitalized on Friday, Erha had a lot of opinions on him. When he met Captain Shao, he put on a posture of fighting. Later, he eased up a bit, but once Shao Zhouwen wanted to be alone at home and on Friday, this kid They will try their best to stop them.

At this moment, the heating is almost melting it, and it is very loyal to protect its father's chastity.

Of course, Erha is no match for Head Shao. It has been more than half a year since he returned home. Erha has never managed to prevent Head Shao from playing hooliganism on Friday, and it is the same this time.

Head Shao stared at it for ten seconds, and the kid let out a particularly embarrassing whimpering sound. He was about to let go of his mouth with his tail between his legs, but then he suddenly threw himself at it. His front paws hugged Head Shao's leg vigorously.

Head Shao withdrew his gaze, dragged his heavy steps to the door of the room opposite Friday's bedroom, opened the door, and kicked Erha, who was so hot and weak, in. The kid groaned and squatted with his tail between his legs The heat has gone in the corner.

This is simply the standard stepmother style!Erha said that his future is really gloomy!When will his father divorce this beastly man!

He wants to sue!Definitely report it!Not to mention abusing his son, he is abusing small animals!

Well, wake up, kiddo!Your father can't protect himself and has no time to talk to you!

It is said that Captain Shao was stunned as soon as he entered the bedroom. Zhou Xiaowu lay on the floor and turned under the bed with his white buttocks pouted. He suddenly felt his nose heat up and quickly covered it with his fingers. Feeling ashamed, he went up to pat Friday's ass and said, "What are you looking for here when you're naked?"

"Don't make trouble! I just dropped my glasses." Friday waved away the hand stroking his buttocks.After a while, he suddenly jumped up and stared at Shao Zhouwen with wide eyes, "Why don't you come in without knocking!"

Who has to knock on the door when entering his wife's room?Shao Zhouwen didn't say anything. He sat on the edge of the bed and dragged the man onto his lap. He bit his ear and said, "Find a pair of glasses and take off your clothes? Tell me, what should I do if I get angry here?"

The naked butt felt the shame of the other party through the pants, blushing on Friday, "I, I, I was changing my pants, and then the glasses fell off and I couldn't see clearly! You, you... I will go Make you a cup of chrysanthemum tea to clear the fire!" After speaking, he broke away from Shao Zhouwen's hand and was about to run outside.

Shao Zhouwen was dragged back and pressed on the bed, leaned over and pressed his fingers to a place behind Friday, and said with a smile, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just use your place to clear the fire."

"Why are you such a rascal now!" Friday's chrysanthemum tightened and glared at the man on top of him.

While unbuttoning his belt and trousers, Shao Zhouwen immersed himself in his upper body work on Friday, and said, "This has to be made clear. Who did the hooliganism first? Hmm?"

Friday was silent, pulled the pillow to cover his face, and said in a muffled voice, "You will bully me now! I just got off work and I haven't eaten yet, so you bully me!"

"I bullied you?" Shao Zhouwen frowned, got away from Friday, turned over and lay on the bed, and said, "Success! Then you bully me, how about it?"

On Friday, he immediately revealed a pair of eyes, turned over and looked at Shao Zhouwen. He really thought about it after being touched twice. Now, seeing his man's trousers on his thighs and lying on the bed, he can't wait to get in the way. Pulling off the underwear, he swallowed and asked tentatively, "Are you serious? Let me do it?"

Shao Zhouwen nodded, without any awareness of playing the role of being bullied.

"This is what you said, you can't go back on it!" After finishing speaking, Friday threw the pillow on him and gnawed on him.

An hour later... "I'm so tired! You should do it!" Friday lay on the bed panting.

As a small subject, of course he wouldn't really do anything to Commander Shao on Friday, even if he lay flat, it would be nothing more than a ride.

Head Shao patted his butt. After working hard for an hour on Friday, he was still full of energy and had no intention of going to a certain place. He turned over and pressed on his back. Lie next to Friday's ear and lick his ear with tongue, and return what he said before, "You said this, don't go back on your word."

Oops~ Zhou Xiaowu's life today is still so beautiful!Don't forget you have to go to work tomorrow~

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、049

The author has something to say: Something happened to OTZ in the past two days, do you love me?

What case do you want to see=v=Don’t bring it up carelessly!Nest must try to be satisfied! ! !Yongle sent all the two live treasures, needless to say, they all knew who they were.

As far as the order is concerned, there is still no big wind. If these two people get together, the old director expresses his tiredness and dislike.

Ever since Zhou Xiaowu was transferred back from the neighboring county, he and Cheng Yang had been wearing the same pair of pants, and often one had something to do and the other couldn’t find anyone. This happened more frequently in the past year. In this police resource For a very tense place, spicy is a particularly serious matter.

It is reasonable to say what kind of rules are there in any place, and the police station is a very serious place. How can this kind of thing be tolerated to continue to happen?The old director has no objections, but the person who took over for those two people still has objections!

The witty old director made a decision to recruit two more people to the institute!

There is no way, if you want to let go, you can still punish the hot boys. Now one boyfriend is the captain of the criminal police team of the city bureau, and the other husband is the head of the anti-aircraft artillery regiment next to him. Do them both?

Therefore, the most hateful thing is not how high your status is, but how capable the person behind you is.

So, the two recruits who graduated from the police academy in half a year were picked up by the old director to practice.

In addition to the clerk who handles the certificates and sweeps the door, the remaining police force plus Cheng Yang and Friday have only ten people in total. They are divided into three groups, and they are still on shifts. There are only two people in their group, so the intern can only be thrown away. to them.

On this day, I took my interns for a walk on Friday, and when I was asked by someone, I would answer in a particularly frightened manner: "He is a newcomer to our institute, my apprentice, Yu Xingtong." He also said to Xingtong: "This is Uncle Zhang, call someone quickly, everyone in our office who is on duty outside eats here at noon! If we get a good relationship, we can add more meat to the noodles!"

Yu Xingtong: "..." Why do you feel like being brought out by your parents to see the world?This is definitely an illusion, right?How about adding more meat to the noodles, okay? "Hello, Uncle Zhang!"

"Okay!" The owner of the noodle shop responded with a smile, looked at Yu Xingtong a few times, and jokingly said to Friday: "Yo~ Xiao Zhou, you are doing well now! You have brought apprentices, are you going to be promoted? This The young man looks good, take it well."

Friday laughed twice, and said: "How can it be, there are not enough people in the office to recruit. But I accept your words, and I will hire you here to celebrate when I get promoted in the future!"

"Success! Don't you not come when the time comes!"

"Must come!"

After saying hello here, I took Yu Xingtong to the next place on Friday. "We call it a walk here when we are on duty. It takes a whole day to stay outside. The town is only so big. You have to walk back and forth dozens of times. You can't find a place to be lazy."

The innocent Comrade Xiao listened carefully to what he said, and asked: "I can't rest even if I'm tired from walking?"