Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

If you delay, you can only invite Captain Shao to eat instant noodles tonight.There is no other way, Friday can only use a last resort, "Go and get your proof materials, find a master to open the lock."

"I bring all the real estate certificates with me!" The uncle took out the real estate certificate and ID card and handed them to Friday, then turned around and opened the lock master's phone at the small advertisement on the wall at the door.

On Friday, he flipped through the things in his hand and knocked on the door again, "Police! Open the door quickly! Wait for the lock picker to come, and you will be intruding illegally."

The door finally opened, and a man rushed out in a blink of an eye on Friday, "What are you yelling about here? My wife is about to give birth in a few days! If you are frightened at this time, you will pay for it." up?"

"You! You little bastard! I have been looking for you for a week without opening the door! I thought you were dead inside! How dare you hit me with a brick! Since you are not dead! Hurry up! Pay back the money! My wife is sick and waiting for Qian Zhi Sick!" Uncle started arguing with someone in front of Friday.

"I said what's the matter with you? Do I know you? Say I owe you money?" But he said nonsense arrogantly.

Uncle's eyes were reddened by this sentence, he looked left and right, picked up the broom placed by the opposite door, and was about to hit the man. "Bastard! Why is your mother such a beast like you! I will tell you not to speak human words!"

"Alas! What are you doing!" Seeing Friday, who was watching by the station, it was really a policeman, shutting his mouth and rushing into the house.

The uncle was grabbed by someone, kicked the door so that he couldn't get in, and grabbed his hands tightly, "I don't want the money today, so I have to beat you to death for your mother, you bastard!" They want to pump on people again.

I had seen enough on Friday, and stepped forward to stop him, "Speak well, don't do anything."

"That's right." She shook off her uncle's hand, and patted her clothes in disgust.

The uncle blew his beard and stared at Friday and said, "Don't stop me today, let me kill this bastard!"

The man said again, "Come and fight! Do you dare to do something when the police are here? This is intentional injury, do you understand?"

"Shut up! You fucking mean to hurt people too!" Wu Wu was also annoyed, glaring at him with a straight face and bluffing people. "Tell me, did you throw the brick downstairs?"

"Bricks? Who is okay to put bricks at home? Comrade policeman, don't be fooled by others." He said, and glanced at his uncle meaningfully.

There was a moment of silence on Friday, and he said before his uncle could speak: "You said you didn't throw it, but many people outside saw it was thrown out of your window, and could they fly out with their own wings? It was your window? "

"I really don't know what's going on! The window is not tight, what's wrong with me holding three bricks against it? Who knows if he will accidentally fall?"

Friday: "..." There is finally someone with a lower IQ than me!wrong!I have always had a high IQ!Almost brainwashed by those bastards. "You said earlier that there were no bricks in your house, and now you are using bricks against the window? Do you know it was three? Then it fell just as your uncle was downstairs? Do you believe it?"

"I..." I was speechless for a moment.

Friday continued: "Since it is used to prop up the window, let me see if your window opens inward."

The man was annoyed, "This is my house, why should I let you in?"

Friday smiled, didn't answer, and looked at the flushed uncle.The other side immediately said, "This is your house? It's obviously my house! I can let anyone in if I want to go in. You open the door quickly! Let the police comrades see if the windows of my house open inwards or outwards."

Thinking of the illegal intrusion that was mentioned outside the door just now, I was scared at once, but it’s not okay to let me in, and it’s not okay not to go in, I hesitated for a long time, in the eyes that you won’t let me in on Friday, I’ll let you in, let me The people in the house opened the door and brought people in.

I saw the woman inside on Friday, looked up and down, looked at her stomach and said, "I'm going to give birth soon? Your son is so young." Pregnant with a mouse, right?Even though the weather is getting colder and I wear thick clothes, I can tell that the belly of five months can be bigger than this!

Not long after entering the door, Ms. Lan also came. On Friday, it was visually estimated that today’s matter could not be handled by one person. When I knocked on the door before, I found a helper. It happened that Ms. Lan had to get off work late tonight. rushed over.

Miss Lan said, Zhou Xiaowu, you are so unlucky!Such broken things can be met by him.

Seeing that another policeman had come, the young couple guessed that the matter had become a big mess, so they sat on the sofa with a guilty conscience and dared not speak any more.

I looked at the window on Friday, drew the curtains and opened the window, the window door was open to the outside, turned to the person on the sofa and said: "Your brick is pushed from the outside? Did you push the window and it fell?"

Hearing what the policeman said, the man immediately nodded, "That's right! That's it! I heard someone yelling below, and I wanted to open the window to have a look, but I forgot to hold on to the brick, so I pushed it and it fell."

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、029

"That's right! That's it! I heard someone yelling from below. I wanted to open the window to take a look, but I forgot to hold on to the brick, so I pushed it and fell."

Miss Lan closed the window again, and then said on Friday: "Then show me a demonstration, the windows are closed, how did you push the bricks outside?"

"I, I!" The man lost his words and became anxious all of a sudden, "I threw that brick! What's wrong? He's not dead or injured! What else can you do to me?"

Friday shrugged, pointed to his watch and whispered to Miss Lan, "I'll leave it to you, I have to go back quickly."

Miss Lan gave him a disgusted look, "Head Shao is waiting for you at home? Go! Don't worry! I will definitely not tell the director tomorrow!"

Friday: ... "Miss Lan, you just work hard? I'll eat whatever you want after it's done! Is that okay?" Miss Lan's weakness is also known on Friday.

Li Lan thought for a while, then nodded, "Then I'm sure, let's go!" She was very merciful.

The person involved was ignored by the two policemen, and he was a little confused about what they were talking about. When he left the house on Friday, the man thought he was going to find someone to arrest him, and immediately panicked. Even his wife ran away without wearing slippers. .

"The bastard wants to run!" The uncle pulled Miss Lan's attention away from the window, and chased after her.

Miss Lan looked at the bewildered woman on the sofa, and said with a sneer, "Your family owes you debts, your man throws bricks to intentionally hurt others, and now you want to abscond in fear of crime, you! Think about the way forward!" "After finishing speaking, he followed out.

The absconding people over there were full of thoughts about how to run away, and rushed towards the stairs with all their brains. They were hit by Friday who was going up and down the stairs. They didn't have time to brake, and Friday was completely unprepared. He just took a step and was hit in the back. , Grabbing the handrail was also empty, and fell down the stairs.

Miss Lan followed up to take a look, and saw Wu Yi slapped his forehead on the ground and fell into a coma, "It's over! It's a big deal!"

The other two were also dumbfounded. Fortunately, the uncle reacted in time and grabbed him, "Quick! Catch him quickly and don't let him run away!"

Lan Gu hurriedly called 120 while taking out handcuffs and handcuffed them to the iron railing of the handrail before going to check Friday's injuries.

Captain Shao, who was waiting for someone to come back to cook with Friday's family, suddenly received a call saying that he was sent to the hospital on Friday, his expression sank with a hint of joy, and he rushed away as if he was going to kill someone Hospital.

The others didn't see it, only Miss Lan waited outside the observation room, seeing Captain Shao's gloomy face, and the normal Queen's aura so weak that her combat effectiveness plummeted, she didn't dare to speak.

Head Shao glanced at Li Lan, and kept on staring at Li Lan, "What's going on?"

Miss Lan pursed her lips, swallowed, and said cautiously: "He, he was knocked down the stairs."

"Crash into it? Who?" The tone was completely about to kill someone.

"The man has been arrested and interrogated at the police station. Calm down first! Calm down first! He will be fine!" No blood was seen at the scene of the crime, and there were no injuries on his body. He should be fine.Miss Lan comforted herself so much.

In addition to his complexion, Captain Shao looked quite calm. He stopped at the door of the observation room and glanced inside through the small glass window. Doctors surrounded him, examining him.He was not pushed into the operating room for rescue, and his life was not in danger by visual inspection, so he could only patiently wait outside.

Seeing that no one spoke, Miss Lan strengthened her courage and said, "Master Shao, I have to go back to the institute. I will trouble you here on Friday."

Head Shao hummed, and Miss Lan left quickly.

If it is said that waiting for someone is a long time, then waiting in the hospital is such a slow time that even a second can be broken into counting.

After finally seeing the doctor come out of the observation room, less than half an hour had passed. Captain Shao thought it had been several hours, so he was stopped at the door and asked, "How is he?"

The doctor was taken aback and said, "No, it's not a big problem, it's just that the head was hit, and the concussion is moderate. It will be fine after a period of recuperation, and there is no need to be hospitalized."

"When will you wake up?"

"An hour at most."

Head Shao nodded, turned sideways so that the nurse could push Friday out, and followed them to the ward.

Looking at the pale person lying on the bed, Captain Shao wanted to scold him, how could Zhou Xiaowu be so brainless?Isn't his skill good?Can you knock someone down the stairs?Also got a moderate concussion!Originally, the IQ was not high, so why not become a fool?these words also