Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

Mouth?Do you still need to talk about this?Booked early. "

Shao Zhouwen: Fuck!I'm not his mother's own, am I?

Seeing the dark clouds over the people next to him on Friday, he hurriedly smoothed things over, "Director Shao, don't get angry, just told him on the way here that I was hungry, it doesn't care about me!"

Director Shao suppressed his arrogance, glared at Shao Zhouwen and said, "You're a smart boy."

Shao Zhouwen looked at Zhou Xiaowu and gave me a quick thank you look.I really want to strangle this little bastard.When did he, Head Shao, need someone else to rescue him?

For Zhou Xiaowu, such a thrilling day just passed away.

Director Shao ordered Shao Zhouwen to drive the man back to Yongle Town, and let Deng Yi get the motorcycle back.

So Zhou Xiaowu sat in the passenger seat, raised his head, stretched his legs, and held a toothpick in his mouth, looking like he was full after eating. "I didn't expect Director Shao to be such a kind and easy-going person, and he would treat me to such a spicy and high-end meal with such enthusiasm. I have earned money today."

Shao Zhouwen drove the car, gave him a sideways glance with no expression on his face, and dragged people from heaven to hell, "Is it a pity that you gave away the bonus?"

"I said, why are you like this! Can you not mention it?" Friday's face collapsed in an instant, and he hummed: "Look at you being yelled at by Director Shao, you obviously don't like me! You It's jealousy!"

"I'm jealous? Do I need to be jealous of you?" It would be hell if Director Shao treated him kindly one day.

Zhou Xiaowu stopped talking and turned to stare at Shao Zhouwen.

Being watched intently by others, Shao Zhouwen felt uncomfortable all over.Just when I encountered a red light, I stopped the car, turned my head and faced Friday, "Say what you want to say! I'll listen."

Zhou Xiaowu said, "You look like a human right now... Hey, do you have a split personality!"

How dare this kid never treat him as a human being?What about a split personality?His uncle, you have a split personality!No!Ya has no personality!Shao Zhouwen said gloomyly: "Believe it or not, I will make you less human right now!"

"Don't! I'm not joking here! Let's drive hard! Drive hard! Life is precious, Comrade Zhou Wen! Cherish it!" Zhou Xiaowu hastily stopped.

When the light turned green, Shao Zhouwen turned back and continued driving.

Zhou Xiaowu was quiet for a while, but couldn't stay idle anymore. "To be honest, I saw you with a sullen face a few times ago, and you just skipped a few words. Isn't it good now?"

"Like you? Write everything on your face? Say what you think? Someone will take advantage of you?" Shao Zhouwen said.

Zhou Xiaowu shrugged his shoulders, "What's wrong with that? It also saves others from guessing! Think about it, if I am in a hurry and still look calm and say nothing, if others don't know and make you messy, then No more haste!"

Shao Zhouwen also sounded like that.However, "If I show my face and say it with my mouth, I am anxious, and others follow suit, wouldn't it be more chaotic?"

"Are you sincerely singing against me?" Friday became angry.

Shao Zhouwen raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, but said nothing.

"Forget it." Friday lay back down, "For the sake of being so human tonight, I don't care about you!"

Shao Zhouwen: "..." I don't look like a human normally?I couldn't help reaching out to touch the corner of my mouth, and humbly asked for advice: "Then tell me, why do you look like a human being?"

Zhou Xiaowu tilted his head and thought about it, pointing his fingers at him in the air, "Just like you tonight! Keep it up! Try to get rid of the other personality!" He patted him on the shoulder earnestly.

Shao Zhouwen: "..." Shit!I...!Forget it, talking to this little policeman is more tiring than training a regiment.

Zhou Xiaowu closed his eyes and waved to Shao Zhouwen, "I'm exhausted after a day of tossing around. Squint for a while and call me when you arrive."

"You can't sleep to death, you little bastard!" I wipe!Why can't I hold back and say it.Shao Zhouwen's hand holding the steering wheel froze, and he looked sideways.

Zhou Xiaowu was looking at him with a smile, gave him a thumbs up, then turned over and squinted with his back to Shao Zhouwen.

I scold you and give me a thumbs up!fault!

The car drove back to Yongle Police Station safely.

Zhou Xiaowu yawned and got out of the car, and saw a shadow rushing towards him, "Wow!" Erha squatted on the ground and wagged his tail vigorously.

"Okay! I forgot about you." Friday patted his forehead, turned to look at Shao Zhouwen, and said with a stinky face, "I told you not to let me pack it! Starve my son!"

Shao Zhouwen was a little speechless, saying that you didn't even think about packing it to feed it? "Packing is not allowed there." So he fooled the small townsfolk from the countryside.

Zhou Xiaowu looked at him suspiciously, "Really?"

"Really, it's better than a steamer. I'll just buy something for your son from the supermarket, right?" Shao Zhouwen really didn't want to argue with him anymore, it just lowered his IQ!

Unexpectedly, Zhou Xiaowu only started to feel embarrassed now, "How can you spend money on it? When you go home, stuff an apple with it to lose weight. You are tired from driving me back, so go back and rest."

The corner of Shao Zhouwen's mouth twitched, wondering what the little policeman was thinking again.

Zhou Xiaowu is wronged.He didn't have any other thoughts, didn't he just remember that they didn't know each other well. "Then what, I'm here to take Erha home, goodbye."

"En." Shao Zhouwen didn't say anything else, nodded, and looked thoughtfully at the back of Friday's departure, until one person and one dog were submerged in the darkness and could not be seen, then returned to the car and started the car.

The next day, Comrade Zhou Xiaowu ended his sick leave and went to work.

Cheng Yang held the newspaper in his hand, and when he heard the door open, he said without raising his head, "Hey, Comrade Xiao Zhou, are you here?" That tone was clearly a sign of anger!

When I entered the office on Friday, I closed the door behind my back and smiled obsequiously, "Hey, good morning, good morning!"

"Which eye of yours can see me?" Cheng Yang closed the newspaper and raised his eyelids, crossing his legs and pretending to be interrogating a prisoner, "Let me tell you, what did you do yesterday, you bruised nose and swollen face?"

On Friday, I poured someone a glass of water and said very sincerely: "I was wrong! I shouldn't have gone out for a stroll! There will never be a next time!"

"Next time?" Cheng Yang raised his eyebrows, "Next time you die of illness, I don't care about you bastard!"

Friday shrugged, took off his police cap and put it on the table, pulled out the chair and sat down, "Don't talk about it with me, I am so sick that I have to be bedridden, why don't I go out to get some air? Who would have thought Something will happen!"

"I want to care about your feat yesterday. I'm angry with you when I co-author it? Hey! Where's your fucking conscience?" Cheng Yang wanted to turn the table when he said that.

"Success! You're going to make trouble with me!" Friday was already full of anger because of the city bureau incident, and he has been holding back since finishing the transcript. He didn't have an attack yesterday because he had to save some time in front of others. On the other hand, now that Cheng Yang mentioned this, he slapped the table and yelled: "Damn it! I deserve it! I deserve to be beaten up for my hard work! I deserve to be robbed of all my credit by the city bureau after working for a long time! All of him Mom should be me! Are you satisfied!"

Cheng Yang was taken aback by his yelling, and regained his senses, "I haven't done anything to you yet! Why are you throwing fire at me!"

"What else do you want to do to me? I'm angry? You think I have no temper on Friday? You should just yell at me, and I just stand there and suffer?" When Friday got angry, he became a little delirious.

Cheng Yang also stood up, "Are you talking about where I yelled at you? This is the office, so get out in front of the director!"

"Who made a fuss and who made a fuss? Didn't you pick it first? Co-authoring is now my father's unreasonable trouble, right? What do you mean? This office father also has a share! I love to say it here! It's not you Did you tell me? Get out if you don’t want to listen to it now! I won’t stop you!” Friday’s issue was completely blown up.

Cheng Yang was even upset about being rejected by Friday!Originally, I just wanted to hear how he explained what happened yesterday, but I didn't know that people would blow up like this.Take a deep breath, "Friday, I shouldn't ask! I don't want to quarrel with you! Shut up!"

Friday kicked over the chair, "Don't you just want to listen? I don't want to say you let me talk, now I want to say, you tell me to shut up? Don't you want to quarrel with me? I said Cheng Yang, are you fucking Do you think you are quite noble? Relying on confessing to Lao Tzu and rejecting him, I feel ashamed and you feel that Lao Tzu owes you Cheng Yang, right?"

"Friday! Believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth out if you're so fucking mean!" Cheng Yang was also scolded out of his temper.

Friday snorted coldly through the tip of his nose, "I'm cheap? That's not as cheap as you! If you have a stomach problem, you rush to serve. It sounds nice that we are still brothers. It's only been a few days? It's early in the morning Ask Laozi Xingshi, what did Laozi do and need to report to you? Or do you really think of yourself as a man? Can you be more cheap? "

Cheng Yang's fist stopped halfway.

When he raised his hand on Friday, he automatically tilted his head and closed his eyes, ready to take the punch.

After waiting for a long time without any response, he secretly opened one eye, and saw Cheng Yang clenched his fists, took a deep breath, and let it go again.

After scolding, Friday, who was almost punched, came back rationally, just about to open his mouth to say sorry, when Cheng Yang slammed the door and ran away.

"Why am I so hot and mean!" Wu Wu wanted to beat himself to death, grabbed his police cap and chased him out.

Old Liu and Miss Lan in the duty room poked their heads out of the window, "Are they rushing...to the police? No case has been received!"

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、010

Speaking of which, Xiaopangzhi's mother didn't know about Xiaopangzhi's abduction from the beginning to the end.

How dare you tell her!There must be a big fuss.

It's just that Xiaopangzhi's sudden thick line is inexplicable by his grandfather.