I write dog blood in Yokohama

I got my wish and went home.

Everything went smoothly. When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying on the computer desk with a row of keyboard prints on my face. After I had a video call with my parents, I was crying. At that night, I was honored to catch the dinner my roommate made for her boyfriend. , as a result, her boyfriend and I were both paralyzed by the salty taste buds...

In the end, a few people chose to eat in a nearby small shop.

Cough cough, although it’s embarrassing to be a light bulb, but the free treats are not free. We separated after eating and drinking. The roommate followed my boyfriend home sweetly. As a single dog, I had to endure the other’s back Thorn, went back to the shared house by himself.

The days continued as usual, my roommate went to work every day + stayed overnight at my boyfriend's house, I continued my writing life, opened a new pit to write something every day, and ordered takeaway every day to reward myself.

It should be like this.

After going through time travel, my Japanese has improved by leaps and bounds, and I have reached the level where I can easily watch the whole film without reading subtitles. It is even easier to write novels in Japanese. If I let myself take the Japanese language test, N1 is guaranteed to pass easily.

Thinking so proudly, after I got used to the environment after going home for a few days, when I planned to open "Wen Hao Dog" to watch the new fourth season of this year, I found that...

Anime is gone.

It's not just anime, the original novels, comics, and even all kinds of derivative fanfiction and cp pictures are gone.

I almost thought I was hallucinating, so I quickly rubbed my eyes and searched all the major websites, and even opened up the dog blood Mary Su Leiwen I had published, and as expected, there was only a blank.

Help, all my heart!

My heart almost spit out a puddle of old blood on the spot. Although those articles were written casually, they were serialized for a long time and coded millions of hard work! !

With great heartache, I opened the backups I had saved in the USB flash drive, well, these backups are still there, whether it is "[Comprehensive] Princess Ice Butterfly: The Blood and Tears" or various small articles I wrote before. , Essays, they all lie quietly in the U disk.

However, I dare to conclude that this USB flash drive is definitely the only thing left in this world that retains something related to Wen Ye's works.

...the world merged, right?

I flipped through the information displayed by the browser blankly. Although I couldn't find "Bungo ○ Dog", there were many surprising entries about Yokohama, Japan, such as Du Niang Baike of the Armed Detective Agency, a certain In the super-hot discussion about the existence of the supernatural spy department, even a large international company named Port ××× Aquatic Products Co., Ltd. can be found.

Closing the page out of sight, I almost couldn't help cursing at the damn mysterious voice in my heart, but it's a pity that that coward never came out.

Forget it, fusion is fusion.

what can i doAnyway, even if it is integrated, it is a story that happened in Yokohama, Japan, and it has nothing to do with the common people of the flower growers like myself, so it cannot involve me.

Of course, it is impossible for me to write about the two-dimensional male god's fancier, and if I suffer any curse, it may not be as simple as time travel. Through this trip to Yokohama, I have unlocked the original old saying dog blood Xiaozao's new world, hehe, let's develop in this direction from now on!

I silently turned off the computer screen, got up from the chair with no expression on my face, and put away the only USB flash drive in my hand that contained Wenye.

Maybe, I have missed them all my life.

***

Facts have proved that the flag cannot be set up blindly these days, really.

It was a sunny day and the weather was fine. My roommate and boyfriend had a quarrel, so I had to come back to stay for a few days. I warmly welcome this. I planned to go to a nearby big shopping mall to buy a la carte and eggs for a big dinner while the other was at work. By the way A recipe research study, but never thought...

When I was choosing a recipe, a tall man in a brown suit with his face covered by an open book suddenly walked by.

His eyes darkened slightly. Although the days returned to calm, what he experienced in PortMafia was real, and his ability to observe and judge information did not degrade too much.

The man didn't make a sound when he walked over, and his breath was restrained extremely skillfully.

I have never met this type of person after I came back. After all, I am surrounded by normal people. If he hadn’t picked up a cookbook and opened the book, and the position of the book happened to block his face, I might not have noticed it at all. this person.

In fact, I didn't intend to pay attention to it now. I put away the recipe in my hand and threw it directly into the shopping cart. Just as I was about to push the cart and leave, the tall man behind him put down the recipe in his hand, revealing a face with profound facial features. European faces.

"Wait."

"...Is there something wrong?" I turned my head when I heard the words, so I could see the other person's face clearly. The man's appearance was handsome, his blond hair was carefully styled with hairspray, he was wearing a neat dark suit, and his blue pupils Shrewd and sharp, he exudes the breath of successful people.

Oh shit.

Does he look a little familiar?

"Baxun, JOJO?" The blond man didn't talk nonsense, a gorgeous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he picked up the buy one get one free cookbook just now, strode towards me, raised his arm and slapped me Snap your fingers.

In the next second, an indescribable sleepiness hit the brain.

My consciousness plunged straight into darkness.

……

.........

Fuck it, really, bang it.

I am a very well-bred person, and I seldom swear to greet someone's relatives, but now I really can't help it, I mean it.

——Fey, what, what?

Why is he here! ! ! ?

The leader of the group, the villain Boss in the second season, the one with the ability to strengthen the body with money, isn’t this guy a gringo, even if he was subsequently beaten to death by Atsushi Nakajima and Akutagawa, he will continue to stay on the big stage in Yokohama Activity.

How did he appear in China? !

The doubts in my heart were quickly answered, because when I woke up again, I found myself lying on a very strange ship. The room I was in was comfortable and tidy, and the big bed under me was also extremely soft, like a five-star ship. The decoration of a first-class hotel is a luxurious environment piled up with money.

"Morning."

I was very sure that I was on the boat, and after observing for a while, I opened the door and walked out of the room. Brother Kao’s tingling voice soon reached my ears. I looked at the dazzling sunlight in the distance with a dark face, and Blonde man sitting on deck basking in the sun.

"Ni Zuotiao, how did you sleep at night?" The other party put down the document in his hand, and waved while speaking broken Chinese.

"SB."

I said with a blank face: "秦は日本语が话せます." (I can speak Japanese)

"Oh~ I see, that's really saved." Fitzgerald showed a very surprised look, and nodded towards me with satisfaction: "But what does SB mean?"

"..."

I didn't continue to talk to the other party, I was already questioning the mysterious voice angrily in my mind.

Judging from the surrounding environment, this place is definitely not in China. The ship below is parked near the port, and a certain five iconic high-rise buildings can be faintly seen even from such a distance. No matter how you look at it, it is too familiar. familiar.

It's outrageous! !

"Ahem, this is force majeure."

The beating voice that I hadn’t seen for a long time finally stopped pretending to be dead, and a figure appeared in my mind guiltily: "Zhao Jiaojiao, it’s... that... as you can see... there is a little bit between your world and Wenye’s world." error."

"The cause is due to your departure. Even my lord did not expect that the protagonist of this world will self-destruct because of your departure. The protagonist must not die at that time. In order to prevent the world from collapsing, we made an emergency judgment and referred to Reader's suggestion, decided to merge the two worlds to save Wenyezhu's world."

I:……

The amount of information provided by the mysterious sound is a bit large, and the most surprising thing is the sentence in the middle of it.

"Who self-destructed because of me?"

"That's right." When the mysterious voice said this, his tone became strange: "I have to say that your time-traveling journey was very successful. Osamu Dazai jumped right after you."

"What?" I froze for a moment, my eyes widening slightly.

"So, Zhao Jiaojiao, in order to compensate you, I reserved all the supernatural powers for you, and because you passed the assessment of the Armed Detective Agency, your supernatural powers can manipulate both living and dead objects at the same time, which is completely equivalent to It’s time to walk [Book], ahem...Even if you want to live forever, my lord will not stop you."

"As for Fitzgerald, my lord doesn't know where he got the news, but he went directly to China to scoop you up."

"Why don't you listen to him first? If you don't want to go back to Yokohama, just ask him to take you back." The mysterious voice was a little soft: "If it doesn't work, I can also send you back to the roommate. The little broken house...ah no, anyway, my lord slipped away first."

"Call back if you need something."

The rare guilty voice disappeared from my mind. I digested the mysterious voice's information speechlessly, and the blond man sitting opposite was not idle. He suddenly raised his arm and snapped his fingers again, and immediately there was A few big brothers in suits carrying silver boxes came over.

"Miss Yaxun, let's talk about your conditions."

"I heard that you have the ability to draw anything, no less than [books]. Even the dead can be resurrected."

"I hope you can revive my daughter, the price is up to you, I can pay any amount for it."

As Fitzgerald said, the men beside him also opened the box to reveal the banknotes inside: "Although I don't have much money now."

I:……

So you tm tied me to Yokohama just for this?are you crazy!

Can't talk about it in China or what! !

"Abduct me in spite of my will, do you think I will agree easily?" I said coldly to the handsome blond man in front of me, the anger in my heart did not subside at all, I stared at the man opposite with a blank expression, but Fitzgerald showed a look of surprise.

"Against your will?"

His blue eyes were very confused: "MissZhao, I admit that the way I brought you here is somewhat unsatisfactory, but I have already obtained the consent of your parents, I thought they told you."

"What?" I was dumbfounded.

"I cooperated with your father in business and gave you 3 tickets for a luxury cruise ship to Japan. Your mother is very happy about this. She has already enjoyed the service and came here in advance. She asked me to bring you too. The reason for coming here is that Miss Baxun often stays in the house and rarely goes out, and I am worried that you will get sick, so I need to travel to broaden my horizons."

Help.

Why does it sound like something my mom would do?

Especially when I just came back from time travel, I couldn't help calling them, crying and laughing, my mother would definitely chatter with her character, she didn't agree with me renting a house outside, she was strong It would be nice if you don't scold yourself when you wake up.

Looking at Fitzgerald blankly, I fell into a state of extreme confusion. I touched my trouser pocket and found that the phone was still there, and quickly took it out to open various chat software.

I don’t know if I don’t read it, there are several unread red dots on WeChat, click on it——

[Jiaojiao, your dad and I are going on vacation first, so come quickly. 】

? ? ? ?

There are still a lot of messages on it, so I won’t go into details. The sending time was 15:26 yesterday evening. At that time, I happened to be picking vegetables, and I didn’t have time to play with my phone at all, so I didn’t see the news...

No, really, my mother sold me just like that? ! !

"Miss Zhao, your parents are also in Yokohama now, how about staying here with them for a few more days."

Fitzgerald covered his lips, showing distressed expression: "Of course, if you don't want to, I can send you back at any time, as long as you agree to my request, okay?"

He also threatened and lured.

After being so speechless, I was almost laughed at by this man, but the mysterious voice did say just now that his abilities can not only manipulate living people, but also dead objects, and corpses are also a kind of dead objects, right? .

"Give me a picture of your daughter."

I put away my mobile phone boringly: "corresponding to this, you must ensure the safety of me and my parents in Yokohama, no matter what time it is."

"Of couse."

Fitzgerald's deep and handsome face showed a rare look of surprise, he stood up directly, and stretched out his hand to me: "Happy cooperation."

I pulled his fingers perfunctorily, but my eyes fell on those boxes without restraint, nonsense, I am not a selfless person, of course the money he gave should not be in vain, hee hee.

***

I met my father and my mother in a high-star hotel in Yokohama. Since time travel, I haven’t met them offline for a long time. I hugged them and almost cried on the spot.

As a result, the two of them disliked me a lot. They were in a good relationship. Traveling was like going on a honeymoon. They said they were worried about my mental state and asked to travel together, but it turned out that my mother had nothing to do with me.

...let them go.

I didn't live in the high-star hotel arranged by the Philippine President. After a moment of hesitation, I decided to go to the house I lived in before.

After all, the world has merged. I don't know what position I am now, and I am a little curious in my heart.

From the point of view of the Ability Secret Service Section, I am afraid that I have already returned to China. I was originally a diplomat studying abroad. They hope that I will return to China as soon as possible, so after disappearing and merging, it is easy to explain... I just don’t know that the Armed Detective Agency still recognizes me. Do not recognize yourself.

And the original characters who have had a relationship.

Walking silently on the familiar streets, I have experienced pain and laughter, hard work and struggle, and successfully returned home. Now returning to this city is really a different state of mind and experience.

I am relieved.

Speaking of which, Oda Sakunosuke should be resurrected, right?

My foot on the way to Motomachi Park stopped suddenly, and I turned a corner on the spot. My heart was pounding, and I couldn't help but get on the subway and headed to the cemetery that Dazai had arranged for Oda Sakunosuke.

I don't know how long it has been since I went home. If it is the same as the leader Zai at that time, it will be broken in the past four years.

But things should not be so bad. Fitzgerald has no familiar men around him. He even said "I have no money now", so he has already experienced the joint attack of Atsushi Nakajima and Akutagawa. Now is the time to grasp the "God's Eye" and plan to make a comeback.

While thinking in his heart, he came to the silent cemetery. He had been here before, but now that he returned to this place, his mood was completely different.

I was just planning to take a look, to confirm that Odasaku's grave was not there, and then leave, but——

Between the neat rows of tombstones, the cool breeze gently brushed over the treetops not far away. Under a certain shady tree, I saw a black-haired young man in a sand-colored windbreaker.

The handsome man stood in front of a moss-covered tombstone with his hands in his pockets, his fluffy and slightly curly bangs covered the expression on his face, and he looked at the bouquet in front of the tomb with an expression of not knowing what he was thinking.

My face trembled, and I turned around stiffly.

I didn't dare to look at the familiar black-haired young man, and I didn't dare to look carefully at the tombstone in front of him. Damn... I already saw my name on it, okay? !

"Jiaojiao?"

A very soft voice suddenly came from behind.

Quiet.Shouting outrageously in my heart, I turned around in embarrassment and looked at the black-haired young man unbearably.

The expression on the face of the black-haired young man was rarely blank. He seemed to be stunned. His dark brown eyes were rarely widened. He tried his best to suppress the air.

After a while, he tilted his head slightly, sighed helplessly, with a familiar smile on his face, but it looked like he was crying: "Am I dreaming again?"

"Probably not."

I scratched my cheek, walked over resignedly, raised my hand to grab his sleeve, and whispered earnestly, "Mr. Dazai, long time no see."